Secrets of a Blue-Eyed Vixen

‘Would you rather…’ edition (I threw something together over on the TMI site bc I think Prof Fate got lost ;)

1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don’t get along with?
I think I have to say alone.  I’m ok with my own company.  I’d also be worried that if I already don’t care for this person that things might escalate.  Yeah….I’ll stick with myself, lol.

2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?
Eww…I guess have them walk in on me.  I’m afraid I would be seriously scarred to walk in on my mom.  The embarassment would stick with me. 
Funny story (kind of sort of….) I actually DID walk in on my mom and dad when I was like 8 or 9 (???).  *shudder*

3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear?
I guess I’m going to say nipple slip.  I don’t personally post my vajayjay on the ‘net. I certainly don’t want random strangers doing it!  LOL!

4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?
I’m going to be missing that sex…  *snort*  I DO have a hand, a fish and a rabbit to get me by ;).  I can’t imagine how cut off from EVERYTHING I would feel with out the ‘net.

5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?
OH.  Hands. down…..TRUE LOVE baby!  A million bucks doesn’t make a person happy long term.  Sure having money makes things *easier* but true love makes you happy from the inside out.

Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?
Missionary.  I love to switch it up and as it may be, am a huge fan of counters and showers and…..well you get the idea (lol).  BUT if we are talking for the rest of my life then missionary.  I feel the closest to him, love what I can do with my hands and areas I can bite/suck….           *evil grin*

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Hot dog topping theory-
You can really tell a man by what he puts on his hot dog….
 
Ketchup guy- good strong loyal loving guy
Sauerkraut guy- all girls go for him, he’s your classic ‘bad boy’
Onion guy- girls love him, but he never gets married or wants to settle down
Mustard guy- is the guy we all want to settle down with

….I married a mustard guy ;)

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Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill

The Cadbury’s Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the
new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately
before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store
chains and Wal-Mart’s Pharmacies.

They’re going to be called….
“Pre-dick-a-mints.”

Ha! ….groan… (lol)

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TFT is up!

Show your support for our soldiers and the site!!!  There are some great links listed as well, ideas for other ways to show your support and help them out.

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HappyTMI!!!


Noir Desir

~xo

Mute Monday- ‘W’is for….

*All these photos are my own. I apologize for the quality.  Some of them are quite a bit older.*

Taboo

Taboo, River, Mishka


Mariah

Mariah

Amani

Nakita

Sandye

Tundra

Topanga and River

Topanga


Ne-hiya

Aleka

Aleka- Christmas ‘08

“Wolf ‘hybrids’ are a cross between a Wolf and a domestic dog.
However, in 1992, scientists reclassified dogs and Wolves as the same
species making the term “hybrid” obsolete. Wolf content, the number of
generations removed from a pure Wolf and the type of dog used in each
cross must be considered when defining a Wolfdog. Because of random
genetics inherited from both the dog and the Wolf, the looks and/or
behavior can vary.”

I ran a wolf hybrid rescue for over ten years, beginning in ‘93.  Mainly we took in unwanted wolves and wolf hybrids.  At one point we were housing over 25 wolves and wolf hybrids.  I couldn’t tell you the total number we cared for over the years.  Uneducated people who thought it would be ‘cool’ to have a REAL LIFE WOLF <<insert sarcasm>>, would bring them into their lives thinking they were ‘dogs’ that looked like wolves.  Not realizing that these animals are *not* like puppies or dogs.  While a ‘puppy’ may eat an occasional shoe, a wolf hybrid cub will eat your couch.  They require an incredible amount of socialization and time and love.  And with out these things they can become destructive, out of control, afraid, sometimes aggressive, a menace to their caretakers and society.  And these same people panic and want to get rid of these beautiful creatures as soon as they possibly can.  They developed a bad reputation in the ’90s.  Shelters would take them in only to euthanize them immediately with out ever giving them a second chance.  People were turning them loose bc they couldn’t keep them but nor could they find homes for them.  So we took them in.  Helped other wolf hybrid rescues both in and out of the state.  I helped with an education program in our state…to help educate the general public as well as legislation that was trying to pass very unfair and rigid laws against these incredible, helpless animals.  I also wrote articles for a Wolf Education periodical.

I was able to place a few of them in new homes with people who understood them and loved them.  But most of them remained with me.  They are *marvelous* animals with breathtaking beauty and an intelligence that is awe-inspiring. The era of ‘wolf popularity’ has died down, which is IMO, for the best.  It takes a special and committed person to bring one of these animals into your life.  They are truly life partners to the right person/home.  Over the years, the wolves I had taken in have passed away and my last wolf is an old girl now, 13 years (Aleka).  She has little control of her back hips and legs but has an amazing amount of spunk and despite her aged appearance, continues to have quality of life.  I will be very sad to see her go when her time comes.

http://www.missionwolf.com/

http://www.wildspiritwolfsanctuary.org/

http://wolfhaven.org/

http://www.wolfsanctuary.net/

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Kiddos go back to school.  I can honestly say I am a bit saddened to have them go back.  The two week break that I was actually kind of dreading a bit, flew by and I’m now a bit melancholy to have it end.  I think the realization that the Holidays are over now is making me a bit melancholy as well. I really do love them.  The other thing I have loved about the little break is the lazy
mornings of waking up when the kids and I rolled out of bed, enjoying
my coffee and MacBook with out having to watch the clock….  *sigh*

But I suppose now I have Spring to look forward to and we all know how much I *LOOOOOOVE* Spring! (Which brings us a step closer to SUMMER, lol) 

Ok something GOOD about January is a bunch of totally kick ass shows come back! LOST!!!  The L Word!!!  Nip/Tuck!!!

Oh well.  Back to the grind.

Happy Monday!

The Code: 831

~xo

New Years Eve….

Drinks and totally yummy appetizers at Bubba Gumps. 

Next on to one of my most favoritest places, Coyote Ugly, where….

Ta-da! PC, my sister and I all dolled up.

The Coyotes *woot!*

My sister and I um…showing off our beer?  IDK, lmao.  Don’t you love the pic of the girl on girl action behind us?  *snort*

About to drink this really nasty shot….  Don’t you love the ‘I can’t believe I’m going to drink this shit’ look?!

What we didn’t get a picture of was AFTER we managed to choke them down.  *gag*  Tuaca and Jack is NOT yummy.  Doh.  I’m much more a Jello Shot type of a girl. ;)

Our totally awesome waitress who was totally on top of things.

See?  Totally awesome!  Hehe……

So apparently after shots and um (1…2…3…) well, how ever many beers, I start flashing.  Ok, ok…..  Actually it usually doesn’t even take the beers.  LOL

And my sister does THIS after so many beers and a shot.  Haha!

Totally fabulous shoes.

Cheers.  :)

PC is ADORABLE when he laughs! 
My sister found balloons.

So.  Drunk chicks + alcohol + balloons=

*snort* Um yeah…..

Don’t mess with these guys.

THIS is what happens to PC when he drinks this teeny tiny energy drink that I think had like jet fuel in it.  He was our designated driver.  But look how happy he is?!  He didn’t even need a beer!  LOLOLOL

My sister can get jiggy ;)

Happy New Years!!!

~xo

“…Vow to do some of the things you’ve always wanted to do but couldn’t find the time. Call up a forgotten friend. Drop an old grudge, and replace it with some pleasant memories. Vow not to make a promise you don’t think you can keep. Walk tall, and smile more. You’ll look ten years younger. Don’t be afraid to say, ‘I love you’. Say it again. They are the sweetest words in the world.”
~Ann Landers

Year End Friday Favorites- I’ve been featuring my Friday Favorites since April 2007.  Last year I did a finale featuring my most favorites of the entire year.  So following tradition I am doing it again.  There were a TON of really great pics, so the list is a bit long.  I didn’t think anyone would mind too much though.  ~grins~

Sea Rabbit.…. 
In searching through my archives for Favorites to use for this year end post I came across numerous pics of one of my favorite HNTer that isn’t blogging anymore.  Her photography was *fantastic* and beyond impressive.  It was horribly difficult for me to chose *one* of her photos.  She is sorely missed.

Northern Lights and Sleepless Nights…..

Alistair and Lily….

Biscuit…..

B is for Blog…..


Dana…Amid Life’s Crisis

Mojito….Mojito’s Mojo…..

Jessica…The Nekkid Eskimo…..

Diana…..

Mariposa…..

Naughty-I…Naughty Indulgence….. 

NY Diva…..

Bad, Bad Girl…..

Bittersweet Me….

Cowgirl….

Ms. Inconspicuous…The Seduction of Infedelity…..


Elle…Kink Unleashed….

Rage…This is What I Want To Write…. 

Fairy Flutters…..

Evening…..

Diana…Diana’s Dreams…..

Carnalis…..

Breve….

Lilly…This Could be Dangerous…..

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We’ve had the winds from hell this past week.  As in 80-100mph winds.  We don’t get them very often but fuck when we do….  GAH!  Luckily we haven’t had any damage but plenty of others have.  I HATE THE WIND.

I am going to work on downloading my NYE pics this weekend and just as soon as I do I will post some of them.  We had a *kick ass* time and PC earned a years worth of brownie points putting up with, chauffeuring and chaperoning my sister and I.  LOL 

I hope everyone had an awesome New Year.  Hard (for me anyway, lol) to believe it’s *2009*!  Whoa…..

Beautiful and depraved.
(via thetrembler:junction:futashika:sampler:casa-11-mujures:erotica-seven: laliebredemarzo: butts/ colas 4)

~xo

~Hal Borland

Ringing in the new year with a fun meme. I stole this from Os last year and thought I would make it tradition and do it again bc I thought it was cool. *muah*

*What was the first line from your blog the first day of each month in 2008?

January-
1. Last week was “The Most Wonderful time of the Year”, but what are your favorite 2007 memories?
I just answered this somewhere…hmm… 
Mojito
and hottie hubbie coming out for my birthday, going to some kick ASS
concerts, the Halloween exotic ball ….most
specifically though being happier than I had been in fucking YEARS.  *happy sigh*

(TMI response)

February-
Sometimes being a mom is really, really hard.  And sometimes being a mom to a four and a half year old boy is even harder.  Just sayin…..  It’s been that kind of a week.  [sigh]

(and the line after…) Oh.  Stupid fucking girl whorehoremones.  Seriously.  GAH!

March-

WORDS WOMEN USE:

1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

(a weekend post….)

April-

Is true love real?  Do you believe in love at first sight?

Listening to my radio afternoon show the other day.  So there is a
woman who has been with her boyfriend for awhile.  They have hot sex,
get along but she doesn’t think she is in love with him. 

(a CQW)

May-
We are outta here!  Heading to Az to spend the wkend at the river with Mojito and her crew (did ya catch the matching HNT themes?! And it was totally unplanned, it was ESPN I tell ya! …doh…lol!  Inside joke. ~wink~ ).  Just in time too….

(a FF post…)

June-
Omfg….it’s Monday?! Already?!!?!?

Kiddos are out of school for the summer. LP has been visiting my
mom/cousins since Friday afternoon. So it was just the three of us all
wkend. Which has been surprising….quiet. ;)

(a MM post, “Beauty”, btw)

July-
So.  As of July 1 the blue law in Colorado was lifted. 
Which means, alcohol sales are legal on Sundays now.  For people who
are totally foreign to this idea or what this means.  Up until now it’s
been like this:

(a CQW post…)

August-
I won’t have pictures back from the photographer for a couple weeks. SR and her hubby had delays at the stupid airport and got home (I HOPE!!!) very late, she will have pics to share tomorrow, my sister has pictures but I’m guessing was too hung over (((her))) to show them to me yet…..so you get previews of the pictures I *have* seen, thanks to someone special (see below)!

(if you remember, PC and I were married Aug 2!  This was a wedding recap of sorts with teaser pics)

September-
(reason #800 why I possibly should not post late at night after
like…oh, 4 beers…. I just noticed the most stooooopidest spelling
error. DOH!)

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down?

I meet some interesting people on Flickr, lol….. Um, yeah. In person…*thinking*…probably the last time was in Jamaica. ~grins~

(another TMI post….lol)

October-
This week was all about Native Americans in our household.  Let me
explain….

(Ok, officially it was an HNT post, so I cheated a bit and chose the *next* days post, which was a FF post so I scrolled down and it happened to be the week LP’s class was studing Native Americans PC and LP spent a night in an authentic Teepee.  *ahem*  …it was ‘less’ than fun, lol)

November-
Snapfish finally updated and has easy upload for Macs (or more specifically the Macbook Air)….

(actually, this post was a MM one but showing a picture for the letter “L” didn’t seem quite right, lol)

December-
1. What are your turn-ons?
Yummy smelling females. 
Chivalry.  Flowers.  Wine.  Coors Light.  Good food in a perfect
atmosphere.  Involved fathers. Smoooooooth shaven…everywhere.  Outgoing
fliratiousness.  Self confidence.

(A TMI response….)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Here is to an awesome 2009….  Cheers!

(btw, I’m sooooooo hung over.  We had soooooooo much fun…..  When I’m um, feeling as if I had ‘less’ fun, then I will tell more)

~xo

The task was to pick *my* favorite HNT (of mine) from this past year. Which is always VERY difficult. But after much obsessing and looking through at every HNT I’ve done (lord….lol), this is what I’ve decided upon. I narrowed it ‘down to’ three. There was NO way in hell I could have decided on ONE. Not when you take as many pics as I do. (doh!)

(click on the links under each picture if you are interested in seeing more from each series)

Red velvet with that slow southern style

Bali Hai

Femme Fatale

HappyHNT and have an exceptionally Happy New Year!!!

BTW. PC, my sister and I have last minute NYE plans.  I found the last minute ‘perfect’ dress that go with previously purchased Jessica Simpson heels I love.  I have a special Friday Favorites post for Friday.  Don’t forget to check back.  It’s my own personal favorites of the year.
~xo

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count.  It’s the life in your years”

~Abraham Lincoln

I’m bowing out of TMI again.  The questions are so similar to the year end recap (that I did last year as well) I was going to post as well that I decided to just go that route instead. 

1) Where did you begin 2008?
At the lamest NYE party on earth.  It was cold.  It was a mini high school reunion for a group of these catty ass snarky bitches.  The music sucked ass.  But.  BUT.  I was with PC, so hey, wasn’t all that bad.  ;)




2) What was your status by Valentine’s Day?
Taken.  In love….ENGAGED!!! 

…:::happy sigh:::….

3) How did you earn your money?
My spellbounding beauty and flirtatiousness has gotten me far.  You’d be surprised… Or maybe you wouldn’t
*snort*

4) Did you have to go to the hospital?
Nope. (thank god)

5) Did you have any encounters with the police?
Nope.  I rock!  Doh.

6) Where did you go on holiday/travel?
Wow.  We went a lot of fun places this year….  SR’s for her big bday bash

Arizona, for a super fun River Trip with SR and her gang.

Disney World with ALL the kiddos!

Oh and Jamaica, baby!

And our last trip was to Cali for MY birfday wkend (to be spent with SR and her hottie hubby)

~GRINS~

7) What did you purchase that was over $1000?
Ha!  A wedding.  Doh. 

8) Did you know anybody who got married?
Um yeah.  ME.  PC.  Hehe……

10) Know anyone that passed away?
No, not personally.

11) Did you move anywhere?
God NO.  LOL!  I try not to move *anywhere*

12) What concerts/shows did you go to?
The BEST we went to was Finger Elven/Hinder/Three Doors Down. It was awesome!!!

13) Are you registered to vote?
Yep…  and this was a fun year for voting.  (not).

14) Where do you live now?
Wouldn’t YOU all like to know!  Bloggerland.  DUH
~wink~

15) Describe your birthday-
Well.  As I mentioned in #6….we went to Cali to party with SR and her hubby.  We had nakey spa nights, ate yummy mexican food, spent a day at the beach, went to a very cool winery for dinner and drank like fish ;)

16) What’s one thing you thought you wouldn’t do but did in 2008?
Said goodbye to someone I was very close with.  And quit being an enabler.

17) What has been your favorite moment/s?
It’s so hard to choose…
* My wedding was a dream come true.  It was *~perfectly perfect~*.
* Taking the kiddos to Disney World
* Our visits to spend time with SR
* Spending both Thanksgiving and Christmas with my family AND my kids for the first time in over six years.

18) What’s something you learned about yourself?
That I AM stronger than I give myself credit for.
I can be assertive and stand up for myself.

19) Any new additions to your family?
Yeah.  I think we have covered that with the two new Christmas kitties.  LOL  Daisy was an awesome addition, I am in. LOVE. with that little girl.

20) What was your best month?
August.  I *LOVE* summer…..but mainly bc of the wedding.  So many great friends came in for it and it was SUCH an awesome finale to a great summer and what months and months of planning had led up to. 




21) What music will you remember 2008 by?
Hinder, Three Doors Down, Katy Perry, Flyleaf and Slip Knot actually came out with a song I LIKE.  I know!  Right?!  LOLOLOL

22) Who has been your best drinking buddy?
My sister and SR.

23) Made new friends?
Of course!  That is what I love about Bloggerland.

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Here’s to another great year!

Bend Me Over

~xo

Mute Monday-

is for….

*disclaimer, PETA actually bothers me.  Although I am a vegetarian, I don’t agree with their tactics or their campaigns.  I purposely tried to use pics here that weren’t affiliated with them.  I have chosen to be a vegetarian not bc I object to the eating of animals, but bc it personally utterly disgusts me (meat).

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It’s official.  I’m missing the kiddos.  Four days.  I began missing them the start of day 3.  *sigh*  We get them back Monday afternoon.  (thank goodness)

In the meantime…..  I “un-Christmas-ed” our house.  Ok.  Not ALL the way.  But not having the kiddos around, it seemed silly to keep our tree up.  It was dead anyways.  Like.  REALLY dead.  LOL  So it came down. I thoroughly cleaned and re-organized our living room.  As much as I *love* Christmas, I was ready to done with the tree.  I did leave some of our decorations out.  Those will come down after New Years.

PC and I spent Saturday together out.  We saw The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and it was *AWESOME*.  It completely engaged us and was so well done.  We both loved it. Afterward we went out for margaritas and Mexican food- which was YUMMY (the food too, lol).

Well and….I’m pretty bummed, we aren’t going to the Bahamas.  Oh, wait.  What!? You didn’t know we were going????  Yeah, well.  *snort*  Me neither.  Apparently somedumbfuckone ‘read’ that we were and passed it on to PC’s ex.  Because why????  To cause drama???  Bc they are that swell of friends they thought she needed to be told completely untrue gossip?!?!?  I dunno….whatever.
*shaking head*

Anyways!
As requested….pics :) 

I mentioned that we got two new kitties last week from the Humane Society.  They are both adapting very well and we love them to pieces.

Riley-

Moe-

And.  The new haircut. 

Happy Monday!

(I only wished PC had looked this hot in his Pirate costume two years ago! haha…)

The Code: 831

~xo

God. I think we survived Christmas.  It was an awesome one.  Low key and small at our house.  Spent the majority of the day at my sisters with even more family (hers/ours).  The kiddos all got along REALLY well.  We ate YUMMY food the entire day.  Drank Mimosas, Champagne and beer.  Had a blast playing Garage Band.  So much so that I want that game too now.  LOL!  Which is a lot coming from me (hehe).

I surprised the hell out of PC with the gifts I gave him.  He had NO clue what I getting him and I was tickled pink how caught off guard he was.  ~GRINS~

I got a fucking AWESOME Coach bag.  It’s so totally ME. *giggle*

The day wore me the fuck OUT though.  Good lord.  Got home close to 8, put kiddos to bed and passed out cold until this morning.  Craziness.  The last few days of staying up late to finish up Christmas prep and the hustle and bustle of the holidays had caught up with me I guess.

The kiddos went this morning to spend the next four days with their dad and grandparents.  Their dad didn’t come in for Thanksgiving this year (he lives out of state, I’m not really sure why he didn’t come…) so it’s been quite awhile since they saw him last.  They were *dying* to see him.  I’m glad they are going to spend some time with him.  It’ll be fun for them.

I have come to realize even more why PC is perfect for me.  On Christmas eve (day) as we were driving by our humane society he suggested we go in and see about making an animal’s Christmas wish come true.  Which took me off guard.  We have big hearts and lots of land and many, many animals.  But we love them all immensely.  They are my furbabies.  Not a one of them is treated as a ‘pet’, but instead as one of my children.  So we went inside and spent several hours looking at all the dogs and kitties and even the hamsters and bunnies.  But after spending time with a few of them we decided on a BIG gray and white 4yro cat named Riley.  He is full of spunk and will have no problem coming into a home with 6 dogs.  We are convinced that he will absolutely be able to hold his own. 

We weren’t able to bring him home on Weds, so we went back to pick him up today and make the final adoption arrangements.  While there PC surprised me again, by asking if we should adopt another one.  An almost 10 yro Main Coon we had looked at before choosing Riley on Christmas Eve. So.  We have blessed our home and filled our hearts with 2 new cats, Riley an Moe.  *shaking head*  :)

Oh.  And I completely forgot in the Christmas madness to mention that I ended up getting almost 6″ chopped off. I began with 2″ and went with 2 more a week later, equaling 4″ total!  Anyways.  I did it.  :)

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Has anyone heard that Christmas commercial on the radio “Twelve Days of Chistamas” sung by Mother Nature  (click the link to listen to it if you haven’t) about periods?!  It’s horrible.  STOP SINGING ABOUT PERIODS and making it be about Christmas.  It’s gross and creeps me out.  Seriously!

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Hope everyone had a fabulous Christmas and is working on recovering in time for New Years. ;)


Bend Me Over

~xo

Hoping everyone has a very Naughty er, um, Merry Christmas!!!


(…and what would Christmas be with out an extra surprise?! ~CLICK~)

~xo