‘Would you rather…’ edition (I threw something together over on the TMI site bc I think Prof Fate got lost ;)
1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don’t get along with?
I think I have to say alone. I’m ok with my own company. I’d also be worried that if I already don’t care for this person that things might escalate. Yeah….I’ll stick with myself, lol.
2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?
Eww…I guess have them walk in on me. I’m afraid I would be seriously scarred to walk in on my mom. The embarassment would stick with me.
Funny story (kind of sort of….) I actually DID walk in on my mom and dad when I was like 8 or 9 (???). *shudder*
3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear?
I guess I’m going to say nipple slip. I don’t personally post my vajayjay on the ‘net. I certainly don’t want random strangers doing it! LOL!
4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?
I’m going to be missing that sex… *snort* I DO have a hand, a fish and a rabbit to get me by ;). I can’t imagine how cut off from EVERYTHING I would feel with out the ‘net.
5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?
OH. Hands. down…..TRUE LOVE baby! A million bucks doesn’t make a person happy long term. Sure having money makes things *easier* but true love makes you happy from the inside out.
Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?
Missionary. I love to switch it up and as it may be, am a huge fan of counters and showers and…..well you get the idea (lol). BUT if we are talking for the rest of my life then missionary. I feel the closest to him, love what I can do with my hands and areas I can bite/suck…. *evil grin*
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Hot dog topping theory-
You can really tell a man by what he puts on his hot dog….
Ketchup guy- good strong loyal loving guy
Sauerkraut guy- all girls go for him, he’s your classic ‘bad boy’
Onion guy- girls love him, but he never gets married or wants to settle down
Mustard guy- is the guy we all want to settle down with
….I married a mustard guy ;)
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Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill
The Cadbury’s Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the
new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately
before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store
chains and Wal-Mart’s Pharmacies.
They’re going to be called….
“Pre-dick-a-mints.”
Ha! ….groan… (lol)
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TFT is up!
Show your support for our soldiers and the site!!! There are some great links listed as well, ideas for other ways to show your support and help them out.
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HappyTMI!!!
Noir Desir
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