Switch Witch :-)
posted by: Stealth
I just wanted to see if I could…like the motherfucking engine that could, I DID it!! So, this is wordpress, huh? *shakes her ass like a polaroid picture*
*dancing around naked flashing Vixen’s victims, er I mean readers*
So the other day we were all discussing recreational lesbianism. Just sayin’. This post probably makes no sense – I was in the hospital yesterday for yet ANOTHER kidney infection. WTF.
They weighed me. It’s fucking official. I am an Olsen twin. Well…with breasts. Nice ones. That I like to touch.
er, um…okay, so I got a cool phone call from blogland. We were discussing superhero powers. He said his power would be to change the molecular structure of anything…turn a blade of grass into money.
I said I want my superhero power to be the ability to shit money. Like popeye, this would require lots of fiber. Instead of spinich, I would tote celery. So…what would your superpower be? Oh, and Vixen?? THANK YOU FOR THE DEPP!!!! *fanning herself*
HAWT! BETCH!
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June 16th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
LMAO! Nice….Stealth. You are LOOPED, snort, and I think I LOVE it ;)
Better to take advantage of you. And those nice breasts you keep talking about.
*ahem*
Just sayin…..
My superhero power?! Hmmm, I’d be invisible baby! That would be sweet.
Rex VenomJune 16th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Hmmmm
stealthShit money, eh?
Well. That would make for not only a messy wallet and interupted moments on the john, but what kind of name would such a hero use? Costume? And how effective would that hero agaist the bad guys…?
Rock on!
June 16th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
OO Rex, if only money came out, there would be no mess. I would need yellow spandex of the beatrix kiddo variety for a costume…I want to be able to do a force field too.
I left that out cause I was plowed when I wrote that post *giggle*
SORRY VIXEN!!!! hahahahaha!! I will be plowed again in a few minutes because I just woke up :-D Feel free to take advantage of me ;)
MelJune 17th, 2007 at 5:50 am
OMG. I thought Vixen had, through illness, suddenly shrunk to 4ft8 or something..mightily confused! Glad you’re still you and…Stealth…crazeee (but lovely) lady ;) x
TomsgirrlJune 17th, 2007 at 10:06 am
Oh my – you are definitely all messed up in the head! Sheesh! How fun are YOU?!?
So what about recreational lesbianism? Return to that thought!
stealthJune 17th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Mel, hi :) I am a Mel too! I feel so spethial that vixen let me molester her blog even though I am hopped up on medication. :D Plus her blog isn’t locked like mine *pout* *stomping feet*
Tomsgirrl- I tried returning to that thought. It led to mastur-..um, doing laundry. I will be normal again when my kidneys are normal again…I will probably read this post and die of embarassment.. naaaahhhh.
Shame isn’t my forte. *snicker*
MelJune 17th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
LOL! Stay on the meds! You’re hysterical! oOh…if its not locked…we could all get a bit naughty here..
VixenJune 17th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Hey now! Nobody should be talking about recreational lesbianism and being naughty here w/o me! *pout*
Naw Stealth, I think you are hysterical. Drugs or no drugs you rock and shame definitely shouldn’t be your forte ;)
Off to think about doing some of that ummm….’laundry’ Stealth spoke of. *ahem
stealthJune 17th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
*smacks vixen on the ass* Thanks for liking me anyway, Sugartits! I know I sound like a moonwalking crackhead who has lost her pipe…so it is good to know you and mom agree….
I *am* special ;) *smug grin*
mamatulipJune 18th, 2007 at 10:09 am
This post totally fucking confused me.
stealthJune 18th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Yeah, sorry mamatulip, I had a kidney infection and was on aLOT of medication. OOps :P
adam b.June 18th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
My Superpower would be to enter your blog, like a normal person, and leave a comment there…
Instead of here.
Maaahhhwwh!!
(don’t you love me…even a litte bit.)
xx,adam b.
Miss SarahJune 19th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
You’re all fucking crazy!