~Jessica Rabbit

So….  I received a rather scrumptious email a week ago.  With an offer.  Now I get emails from people/companies all the time asking to exchange links.  And most of them I decline, occasionally I accept.  But this particular offer was NOT one I could refuse.  I was offered a FREE rabbit vibrator.  Oh no, you read that right.  In an effort get the word out about their newly launched rabbit vibrator website, they offered to send me any one of my choice (BOOYAH BABY!).

Okay, and who am I to pass up a free vibe?!?!  I have a Rabbit that PC bought for me last spring and I have to say it is stiff competition (haha) for my Fish.  Definitely one of this girls best friends ~wink~

So my task was to pick one that I would like to try out.  Not an easy job, let me tell you.  But I finally decided upon this one:

The Hop’n Rabbit Stroker Vibrator

Let’s just say…I was not disappointed.  Um, at all.  Oh lord. 
Selling points definitely worth mentioning-

* It has a spring shaft that moves up and down
* It’s dual-multi speed.  Not just the clitoral stimulator, but the intensity of the movement of the spring shaft
* And the VERY BEST FEATURE (IMO) is this multi-function LCD control panel that causes this Rabbit to be my rabbit come true ~grins~.  It moves in various, unpredictable directions with different intensities.  It has a mind of it’s own (it’s a bit like being with a partner, lol) and tempts and teases which brings you to a point of such insane intensity.

Only slight downside are two things-

* It did not come with an instruction manual. Now duh, it’s a vibrator, who needs a manual for a freaking vibrator, right?  LOL  But seriously, this one has so many buttons and options (which were all awesome!), it would be nice to know *exactly* what each one does.
* It caused a slight bit of frustration when I did get to a point where I was right. there…..SO close to THE O and needed it to stay .THERE.  But bc it didn’t come with any type of direction on the purpose of each buttons function, I couldn’t figure out how to make it stay RIGHT. THERE.  It worked itself out though and threw me over the edge causing an absolutely intense, mind blowing O.

And while those are slight hiccups, they weren’t a huge deal.  I mean, I will definitely be using it again (and again….hehe) and it will give me ample opportunity to learn and sample the different functions.  Like I said, one of the features I loved the most was not being able to anticipate what it might do next.  It absolutely aided in the intensity of the BIG O and how enjoyable the experience was. 

…:::happy sigh:::…

By Perry Gallagher (via chagrin and odinindustries)
Beautiful and depraved

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Sorry.  No TMI today after all.  My laptop/internet/something was being a pissy little bitch last night and by a small miracle I was able to get TFT up at 2something a/m (so go check it out!!!).  So….no TMI for me today.  Check back tonight/tomorrow for CQW.
~grins~

~xo

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