I’m hella busy and since I did this last year, I decided to scrap CQW and do this instead. No CQW next week either bc of Christmas.

***My Top 10 Naughty Holiday Gift Ideas***
(that I totally love!!!)

1. A custom-paddle from Fluffy Bunny Whips- Customize your paddle with a select piece of art on one side, and a couple of well-chosen words on the other. The words are engraved into the paddle in a mirror-image, so that when you or your partner uses it in an oh-so-loving way, the customized phrase reads (ahem) in the right way on the skin. Call 720-934-7319 to create your unique gift with the incredibly friendly proprietors (the site is under construction right now, but will be up soon.) Around $50.

2. The love swing- called “the ultimate intimate accessory”. Safe and secure, the swing can provide hours of weightless play. And for discretion’s sake, you can take this baby down and tuck it away when you aren’t using it. ($110 and up.)

3. A Couple’s Massage- Give the gift of relaxation and romance, a truly romantic way to de-stress together.   (Starts at $130, depending on where you go)

4. Removable dance pole- Install one in your bedroom and give your honey the performance of a lifetime! These are durable and professional grade poles that you can easily put up and take down from anywhere in your house. Not sure how to perform a pole dance? Take lessons or purchase a DVD and practice at home. This is a win-win gift–pole dancing is a confidence booster, a workout, and a sex-life enhancer all in one! (ask Evening! hehehe!) (kind of pricey, looks like they start at about $200)

5. An erotic photo shoot- For something incredibly sexy and memorable take your lover in for an erotic photo shoot.  Choose someone who will make you and your lover feel right at home in front of the camera whether you are fully dressed, decked out in lingerie, or posing in your own skin.  Creativity is the name of the game, there are no pre-defined photo-sets. Using his professional vision and your imagination you can create the erotic photograph(s) of your fantasies. (from approx $100 up depending on where you live and the photographer you find)

6. Ignite Me Massage Candles- come in many different scents…burn the candle, blow out the flame and drizzle soy wax on your partner for a sensual massage.  The Soy melts at a lower temp so you won’t get burned. **(MmmHmm…I’m all about trying these)

7. Gifts She’ll Love- sexy/shimmery make up/perfume, body cream, toys, ‘How To’ books **(there’s even an autobiography by Jenna Jameson!)

8. Gifts for Couples- vibrating panties, books on Muliti-Orgasms/Marathon lovemaking, Intimacy LoveKit, Rainy Day Kit, massage oil, bonding tape

9. Gifts To Impress Him- Striptease, Seduction ‘how to’ book, “The French Maid: And 21 More Naughty Sex Fantasies to Surprise and Arouse Your Man”

10. Custom Design Your Own LoveKit- select 3 products for your kit, items are packages in a “Tiffany” style box with personalized gift card

**Stocking Stuffers**- I LOVE THESE!!!
*travel sized massage oil, naughty bubbles, cinnamon/peppermint flavored pink lip gloss, compact vibrators, bonding tape, shimmer body dust
 
My favorites of the stocking stuffers, that I’ve personally owned and LOVE ~grin~

* Liptrick- “Is that a lipstick in your handbag or are you just happy to see me?”
* Touch Up- ….it’s more than polishing your nails…pampers, pleases and provides more coats of pleasure than any other beauty product (except maybe your liptrick)

And for even more ideas…..
THIS site has the *best* selection of slightly naughty/fun things.  I feel like so much of the stuff on other sites is really…..all vibes and lube and shit.  But this site has things you might actually purchase to USE and have some fun with.

***I’m all about ‘special’ gifts you think of *JUST* for your partner.  One blogger last year had an awesome idea. The Girl With Secrets made a book filled with a series of ‘photos’ (think HNT style, etc) for her husband.  I LOVE this idea!!!

AND of course….OMG gel!!!  Makes a great stocking stuffer!!!  This link gets you a free sample (you just pay the $4.95 s/h)
http://www.omggel.com/VixenChristmas
And this code ‘vixen’ gets you 5% off a purchase.  I talked Biscuit into using it and she *gushed* (oh, um…that sounds naughty, hehe, you know what I mean, stop! LOL)

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This is the list I posted last year, with commentary added.

1. Cupid Massage Kit- anything more sensual than skin-to-skin contact

2. 1001 Nights of Romance- filled with exotic oils, flavored body gel, body dust, feather tickler, candle, wooden body massager, scented incense and lover scroll (which is actually ‘tickets’ to 1001 nights of romance)

3. Kama Sutra Bedside Box- they call this ‘beautiful and naughty’ **(I’m intrigued at this point!), includes honey dust, spicy oil of love, lubricating ‘love’ oil, candle and feather, the contents are inside a glass/wood boudoir box

4. Bed of Roses- ‘most romantic gift in the world’. Comes with tealights, rose scented bubble bath, massage oil, pleasure balm and hand held massager.  The best part, 200 scented silk rose petals.

5. Erotic Dancing DVD/CD set- comes with an instructional DVD to teach basic moves and teaches how to perform a great striptease. **(eh…although I do love this site)

6. 101 Romantic Nights Game- couples roll the dice and follow instructions to determine what sort of surprises their night will hold **(personally I find this mind muffling boring as hell, but to each their own)

7. Slap & Tickle- gift box contains 12″ kitty paddle, kitty blindfold, black silk ties and guide on the “Art of Sensual Bondage”, also includes sensual hot wax **(Interesting…)

8. Adult Cookies and Candies- cookies, popsicles and cakes with an extreme adult theme to them.  **(It’s actually a really cool site with lots of ideas.  Above and beyond the normal ‘bachlorette gag gifts’)

9. Strip Chocolate- board game with drawing cards and performance of sensual acts but also includes body frosting.  **(again, hate the game, love the idea of body frosting!)

10. Naughty-N-Nice Gift Set- light bondage gift set, includes a guide for 100 Ways to Exotic Sex, powder, massage oils, cuffs, maks, mini whip, exotic feather, blindfold, pat paddle, and wax candles **(cute idea)

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Happy HUMP Day!!!

~xo

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