The World of Mr. 831 and Miss Pi

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Friday Favorites-

Jobthingy…..


Biscuit…..

Breve…..

Amorous Rocker…..

Mariposa…..

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Okay. So I am *SO* not a fan of PETA. They are judgmental extremists, IMO. And while I am a vegetarian, it’s completely by choice bc I find meat utterly disgusting. But don’t really feel it’s my job to convince everyone else of that it is too.  Why do I care whatever you all eat?!  *shaking head*  But ANYWAYS…. NBC refused to air this commercial SuperBowl Sunday, saying it was too ‘racy’ for their standards. Again, not a fan of PETA’s, but I think this is the hottest, best commercial I’ve seen in a long ass time. It ROCKS! Haha! (btw, I found it on Bunny’s site, she gets the credit for turning me onto it…no pun intended, doh! lol)

‘Veggie Love’: PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Ad

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Have a great wkend!

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Bend Me Over

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Taking a slight break from the Devilishly Demure series, which will return next week with Part III.

The Sensua Double Pearl Black Thong….. Sexy? Pretty? Erotic? MmmHmm….very much so!
(Not the most comfortable but sexier than hell)

Do you like it?!?! I do looooooove fetish wear. Especially when it makes me feel all of those things! ~wink~ You should definitely go check it out, as well as their other sex toys!

HappyHNT!!!

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(click the button for more info, email me if you have any great ideas for a topic, I’d love that)

I’m sure quite a few of you know TUG.  He wrote a post a bit ago about ‘the missing 1%’.  It poses the question- was it possible to be with someone that had 99% of everything you wanted? But what if the missing 1% was mutual passion/lust/sex? Was that 1% enough to override the 99%? Was the physical contact so important that without it the other 99% became irrelevant? Was the 1% needed to validate emotions and commitments?

Hmm….quite thought provoking.  I’ve put a lot of thought into this since reading his post but as well at other times in my life (although worded differently).  Could I be happy spending the rest of my life with someone if *something* is missing?  Possibly.  Probably.  I think….  But if it’s the mutal passion/lust/sex…  No.  Bc *for me* those things are HUGE.  And eventually it would begin to break down the relationship.

Having been in a marriage that fell apart, spending the last few years together miserable, sad and unhappy.  I don’t ever want to be in that position again. I don’t ever want to feel like that again.  And therefore I don’t believe I would be willing to settle for that missing 1%.

What are about you?  What are *YOUR* thoughts on this?

Happy HUMP Day!!!

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Le Chagrin

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1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?
Inkheart.  Not romantic and we saw it with the kiddos, lol.  But it was good.  :)

2. What is your favorite movie theater snack?
I have to admit, it’s the Cinnabon Pretzels.  Mmmm…..  Oh.  And a Diet Coke.  (duh!)

3. Have you ever snuck in ‘outside’ food into a theater?
Guilty.  Their candy is expensive!  There are occasions that we take the kids to get candy and juice boxes to smuggle in, in lieu of buying stuff for them there.  Really though, we are movie buffs and as often as we go, they get plenty of our money! LOL

4. Have you ever made out in a theater?
Um.  Guilty again.  LOL  Oh. So. Very guilty…..  ~wink~

5. What is the ‘farthest’ you have gone in a theater?
Let’s just say…everything ‘but’.  Although the thought of ‘that’ is *VERY* exciting!!!

Bonus (as in optional): What is one of your favorite movie sex scene?
I’ve mentioned it before.  But it’s Derailed.  The scene with Jennifer Anniston and Clive Owen.  When he pushes her up against the wall outside the bar and whispers with such *need* “Fuck me…..”. 
O…M…F…G….  *HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT*

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HappyTMI!!!

The Code: 831

~xo

Mute Monday- “Big”

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Well.  I knew it would happen.  *sigh*  Our weather changed.  After two weeks plus of 60-70degree weather, the temps dropped….yes.  And it snowed.  I knew I would get spoiled!  Having such warm, spring like temps spoiled me!  So now when it snows and gets really, really cold I’m feeling even MORE cold.  Oh well.  BUT spring is on the way……I just know it! ~wink~

We had a scare this weekend.  I’ve mentioned our really old girl, Aleka.  She’s 13yro and a big dog.  While her health is still great, her hips are not.  *sad sigh*  We came home Saturday evening and she was no where to be found.  We called and searched.  She would never wander away.  I was thinking the worst and insanely worried about her.  :(  Hours later she showed up on the porch, in the snow, dragging her hips.  They had gone out on her.  I felt so so so badly for her.  But at least she made it home.  We carried her inside, she slept until the next afternoon.  Poor thing.  She’s seeming better.   …:::sigh:::… 

Ok one more thing.  I heard a girl refer to her vajayjay as a ‘clamburger’.  W…T…F?!  Are you fucking kidding me?!?!  No no……  Seriously people.  *shaking head*

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HappyMonday!!!

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noir desir

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So I got a wonderful surprise in the mail the other day.  It’s GLASS (!!!) *squeal* and….PINK (!!!!)  *doublesqueal*.  It’s a Don Wand Pink Graduate.  I have been excited to try a glass dildo for awhile now.  And I was so totally *not* disappointed!

What I love about it is it’s graduated, building up fantastic heart skipping anticipation.  It feels divine no matter where you or how you try it (winkwink).  And because it’s glass it has the capability to take on any temperature.  You can run it under cold water to have an icy cold divinely shocking effect.  OR under hot/warm water to have a yummy warming effect.  What if you add warming lube into the mix?!?!  (not for me, I have bad aversions to that stuff, I was thinking more for PC, hehe).  Mmmm….imagine the possibilities?!

And.  AND!!!  It comes with this awesome padded soft pink (yes I said PINK! ~grins~) sleeve to protect the beautiful glass sphere.  I am very sold on it.  PC and I have looooooooooooooved playing around with it’s different uses.  It’s definitely one of my new favorite toys!

I highly
suggest you all go check it out as well as all the other sex toys at the Sex Toy site. ~grins~

Goody Two Shoes
~Adam Ant

Saturday Drinking Humor….

Do you have a drinking problem?
Nope. I pretty much got it figured out.

What is your favorite kind of beer?
An open one!

How do you know when you’ve had too much?
I run out.

DOH.

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When we girls drink too much…..

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. (exactly why I never BRING my purse! Ha! Problem solved!)

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overheard and wiggling our asses while yelling “WOO-HOO!” is truly the sexiest dance move around. (ummm…shut up, it IS!)

3. We’ve suddenly decided that we want to kick someone’s ass and honestly believe we could do it too. (…and for some reason I usually pick the drunkest, big ass dude to try to convince that I WILL, Lord……)

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago. (man….true)

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooooooo much. (sadly…I’ve done this or at least had this happen)

6. We get extremely excited and jump and down every time a new song plays because “OH MY GOD! I  LOVE THIS SONG!” (cue my wedding reception to AH…wow, bad memories going on here)

7. We’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. (ok honestly, she’s usually really cute.  I swear!)

8. We’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. (ok, blech, NEVER)

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that’s just because we can no longer taste the gin. (*ahemPCahem*)

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or mop?!). (sigh)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid’s up when we sit on it. (uh….)

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight. (right!  LOL, *SNORT*)


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How has your weekend been so far? Hmmm…… ;)

The Code: 831

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~Gloria Leonard

Friday Favorites-

Cowgirl…..

B is for Blog…..

Coy Pink…..

Vanilla Impaired…..

Elle…Kink Unleashed…..

Dana…Amid Life’s Crisis…..

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Maxim needs to STOP with the bacon porn! O.M.F.G every month when I open it up there is some disgusting thing they have done with bacon.  Bacon ice cream!  Bacon suckers!  Chicken fried bacon! Hot dogs (are you ready for it…..) WRAPPED IN BACON.

*hurl*

STOP ALREADY!!!

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Bc last wkend was so busy and then Monday my sister and her kiddos were here I didn’t get to update fully.
We took the kiddos to The National Western Stockshow and Rodeo Sunday.  We go every year.  Actually I’ve been going just about every year since I was a kid.  Tradition ~smile~  ANYWAY.  Besides the terrible accident we witnessed when a cowboy was thrown from a bull and got caught up (…cringe…it was really horrific to watch), but besides that, we had a really good time.

AND we managed to acquire two new ducks.  They are a pr of Blue Swedish.  VERY pretty.  A little duck 101 for ya (lol).  The problem when you start with ducklings, is unlike chickens, they are very difficult to sex.  So it’s a crap shoot when you purchase a pr.  You *hope* for a male and a female. Our first ducks, we lucked out.  Suzie and Sunshine (our Buffs).  Our next pair, not so much….two males and they were assholes.  With this pr, an adult pr, you know what you are getting!  Ha!  Problem solved.  ~wink~

Anyway.  Meet Betty and Blue.

And the whole herd of feathery friends… (I won’t bore you with all of their names, lol)

Ok.  One more thing.  There is something about dirt on cars that goats LOOOOOOOOOOOVE.  It’s really funny.  But all those ‘marks’ on the car?  That’s from Chloe (our little female fainting goat) *licking* the car to death.  Don’t ask….I have no idea.  LMAO!

Alright.  That’s it for me, besides Grey’s Anatomy was a total tear jerker and so so good.  *wow*

Have a fuckinfantabulous weekend my friends~!  ;)

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Bend Me Over

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HappyHNT!!!

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