1. Have you ever sent or received a sext message?
Hell yeah.  I love to send/receive flirty texts.   NOT a big fan of talking on the phone, but LOVE to text.

2. Have you ever made or received a booty call?
*raises hand*  Guilty.  On more than one occasion.

3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference?
Nope.  Not that I’m aware of. *sigh*  I guess I’m uncool like that.  Although I firmly believe that supposably should be a word.  I mean, PROBABLY is a word.  Why shouldn’t you be able to do the same to suppose???

4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience?
Fifteen.  The summer bwtn my freshman and sophomore year of high school.

5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner?
Um.  That would be like… *counting* …14years.  She was fucking hotter than hell and it was insanely flattering for a girl her age, like her, to be into me.

Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog?
Hmm…  It began as an outlet.  A place to vent.  It’s evolved into something I love doing. I like the people I come across/meet.  The diversity.  Finding someone I resonate with.  And I enjoy having a place to post my photography, photography in general.  Huge fan of erotic photography. 

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HappyTMI!!!

(I fucking *love* this pic, it’s hotter than HELL)

(via Tumbler)

~xo

Mute Monday- SECRETARIAT

Secretariat was born in 1970 and at first considered “too pretty” to be
a good racehorse. During his first season in 1972, he proved any early
doubters wrong, claiming eight consecutive victories and becoming the
first of only two 2-year-olds to ever be crowned Horse Of The Year.

There is no disputing that Secretariat, an American Thoroughbred racehorse and Triple Crown winner, was the greatest and most celebrated race horse of all time.  His owner had nicknamed him “Big Red” because of his size and brilliant chestnut color.

Secretariat won the Triple Crown in 1973.  Capturing the triple crown requires the horse to win The Kentucky Derby, The Preakness Stakes, and The Belmont Stakes.  Secretariat finished in miraculous fashion by winning the Belmont by 31 lengths, a new world record time which still stands today, along with his record set at the Kentucky Derby.

Secretariat was mourned by millions following his death in 1989.

He was one of only three non-humans ranked on ESPN’s “100 Greatest Athletes of the Twentieth Century”, and was also honored in 1999 by the United States Postal Service who issued a stamp bearing his likeness.

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Whirlwind of a weekend!  The kiddos didn’t have school Friday bc of a snow day, which made it a three-day weekend.  Saturday morning I drove the kiddos to my (ex) SIL’s house bc all four cousins were spending the night with their grandparents (AKA- my ex’s parents).

PC and I met with friends of his for lunch at a restaurant we love and visit frequently.  Where I was served a salad I had ordered with out chicken with chicken, not once.  ….But twice.  *barf*  The waitress was exceedingly nice and apologetic.  She went out of her way, felt super badly.  The manager went out of his way.  Comped the salad, as well as the replacement meal PC ordered for me instead, AND a dessert, AND supplied me with a FREE beer coupon for our next visit.

PC and I went to see “Knowing“.  It was riveting, edge of your seat action, numerous controversial topics and the ENDING!!!  WHOA!  Great movie.

I have a very geriatric, big dog.  Once upon a time, many years ago (as I have mentioned), I ran a wolf-hybrid rescue.  There is one remaining, her name is Aleka and she’s almost 14yro.  Her hips don’t work very well, she’s a bit senile but the sweetest animal. 

She disappeared on Saturday.  She never wanders far from the house.  We spent hours searching and calling for her over the weekend.  We were worried sick.  With an animal of this age (and size), you have a knowing of the inevitable.  And you worry and wonder.  She has surprised us time and time again.  We were relieved when she made it the winter before.  And it’s been a pleasant surprise that she had made it yet another.  To have her turn up missing, was bizarre and terribly worrisome.  After searching and visiting one of the shelters in our area, she turned up on the website of the shelter least close to us.  She had been hit by a car and taken to CSU. Once stabilized she was transferred to the shelter.  The poor girl.  I’m relieved she’s safe and was taken care of.  I’ll be bailing her out tomorrow.  Sad events but I’m *beyond* relieved to have found her and know.  That was the worst….the unknowing.

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HappyMONDAY!!!

The Code: 831

~xo

The recap! Hey, it only took me almost a week to put one up. DOH! LOL

Day 1:
We got in Thursday afternoon.  PC had an unavoidable business meeting in San Diego that we left him to attend and SR, her hubby and I had a long lunch and beers.  Later that night the real drinking began.  PC is under the impression that Tattoo is like fine wine.  *snort*

SR’s HH (Hottie Hubbie) mixes our first drinks.  Tattoo and Coke (Diet Coke for me, hehe).  Supposedly it tastes like Dr Pepper.  PC says no.  I’m a beer gal 99% of the time, I say no too.  Whatever, it’s all good.

It got *chilly* so HH makes a bonfire.  Good friends.  Drink in hand.  Bonfire.  Good times in the making!

Cheers!

We ended the evening by binging on yummy white veggie pizza from Domino’s at something like midnight bc the first pizza that came was a gelatinated pepperoni *gag* pizza delivered by accident.  Whatever.  We got TWO LARGE veggie pizza’s out of it!  SCORE!

Toes!  We’re such girls! (SR and I, to clarify, lmao!)

Day 2:
HH ‘surprised’ everyone with massages.  I’ve occasionally mentioned it but I have *HUGE* OCD issues with someone else touching me.  I can’t explain it.  You would think I would love something like that.  LOL!  Right?!  But it freaks me out.  So after I had a mini anxiety attack, I sucked it up and had my first massage.  Besides realizing that bc I never rarely wear panties under my jeans, I would have to lie um….nekkid for my first anxiety ridden experience of someone unknown rubbing their hands all over me…..it was great!  Haha~!  Will I get it done again?  Mmmm….probably no.  In all seriousness though, it was very sweet of HH to do that for everyone. 

That night we went to a real live *LOL* California Winery. 

Cheers!!!

Be-a-U-tiful establishment.  Crappy ass service.  *shrug*  Something about a new computer system?  I’m thinking more along the lines of a sucky waitress???  IDK….
SR enjoying some whine er um, WINE, while we waited. ~wink~ 

Day 3:
Party prep!!!  Today is the BIG Birthday Bash.  *WOOT*
SR makes Bacon Porn.  Mmmmm…… you all KNOW how I looooooooove Bacon! *barf*
S’k, we made/there were lots of other yummy dishes without bacon/meat that just weren’t photographed.  Just to like clarify, lol.

Cooked Bacon Porn!
(Notice how SR was such a sweetheart and made me my own special, separated dish of NON baconated stuffed jalepenos???  Awww….)

PC enjoying his Bacon Porn (umm…maybe a bit too much????)

SR and HH with their fucking rockin’ awesome shirts.  Haha!

Say no to crack…
*gigglesnort*

Hey.  We’re on VACATION!

SR riding the cotton pony.
Um.  Litereally.  DOH!

This is what happens when you get a bunch of tech geeks together.
Hey.  The neccessities!

Oh yeah…  You will be seeing an entire Ronald McDonald *ADVENTURE*.  This is only the beginning!  More to come~!

We really wore PC out.  On several occasions.  It would bore you to show pics of ALL the naps he took.  *LOL*
Really, he’s so cute.  And see the guard dogs around him?!  Yep!

Girlies showing off their BLING!

The Birthday Girl!!!

We suck.
HAHAHAHA.
(no really.  we do)_

Red Neck Pole Dancing~!

Or try outs for Rocketts?

Sucking AND pole dancing.  I’m multi-talented!

Remember the tray of containers of ‘red stuff’???  We made trayS of them.  JELLO SHOTS!!!!  UV and Cherry….Malibu and some other kind of jello.  *OH YUUUUUUUUUUUM!*

While shopping at the ‘adult naughty store’ we found a shot glass that was boob shaped.  Remember I mentioned Ronald got *around* that night ~winkwink~

Can it still be called ‘Penis Envy’ when it’s shaped like a boob?  Hmmm…

Right.  Like you wouldn’t have too!

Finally we made it in the spa.  Awww….  SR and HH.

A lesbian sandwich.

Take two.  Trying harder.  *LOL*

BUBBLES!!!  BEER!!!!!!!

Girlies enjoying beer and bubbles!

Day 4:
I’ll save you the random penis shots that ended up on my camera.  *ahem*  And probably, thankfully for you all, there are no pictures of the ‘aftermath’ the next day.  The hang over pictures.  Driving almost two hours to the airport after having spend the morning praying I wouldn’t puke.  Then the almost three hour flight that consisted of insane turbulence that brought up old memories of wanting to puke earlier on.  Ah……good times.

But we all survived and damned if I wouldn’t do it again every weekend next month when it’s River season!

Look for more ‘Ronald escapades’ to come.  *snort*  I have enough of his adventures to post weekly.  Kind of my own “Where’s Ronald”.

~xo

Betty courtesy of
Badgirl’s Hotbox.

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants.

This Week’s Picks
The Balance of Power
“A wave of lust coursed through her body at his words”

Betrayal
“What’s this? Evidence of pleasure?”

Secret signals
“I will adore him for it”

Sugasm Editor
Not An Overnight

Editor’s Choice
The Ghost of Abuse

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
The Ass
I forgot
Let the Catfighting Begin
Question #5
My Heart is my Strongest Muscle
No Woman
Owning Slut. Confession #239
Want

Sex Advice
Improving Male Orgasm

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Betty in white stockings
The Blue
Delicate Curves -HNT

Sex News, Reviews, and Interviews
20 Questions with Jiz Lee
Blowjob FAIL – the Blowguard
Hysteria and the Hitachi Magic Wand
Industrial Pleasures – the Hitachi Wand
Interview with Daniel Bergner, author of “The Other Side of Desire”
LELO Liv (And Hot Hunk Hugh Jackman Pix)
Sex Toy Review: Go Ringo Cock Ring

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Blindfolded, in a dark forest
Crowded Elevator
How I Became One Groupie’s Real-Life Guitar Hero
Instant Messaging Fun! #1
Oxygen
The Scent Of A Woman
She almost killed me
Sick Day, Part 2
A Sweet and Dirty Love Fuck Story or The Librarian and the Writer
Video Nasty
Watching Girls III, Strike a Pose
What we did on Valentine’s Day

BDSM & Fetish
Diary of a Futa (part 6)
Dream (100 words)
An Enigmatic Angel Returns
On display – Moroccan fantasy 2
Passion
So where’s the missus?
To be or not to be
A weekend with Miss Susan – My version

~Kierkegaard (via sedna)

Friday Favorites-

Evening….. It’s her birthday!  Ok.  Well yesterday was and you know what’s cool about that?!  My sister has the same birthday!  But even more awesome is that LOOK at her rockin’ bod.  I only hope to look HALF this rockin’! 
*WHIT WOO!!!*


Tilliphont…of Appearing Nightly…..  So sensually erotic!

Stiletto Reflections….. Le sigh….  She’s hot ;)

Thursday’s Child….. HUGE fan of selective coloring.  And these shoes fucking ROCK.

Elle…Kink Unleashed…..  I love self portraits like this.  So raw and sexy!!!

Breve…..  Beautiful.  Nuff said.

Autumn…..  I’m a sucker for short skirts and tall black boots.  YUM.

And one more from last week that I caught and loved….

Diana…Diana’s Dreams….. *HOLY HOTNESS*

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So….Thursday was fun.  We woke up to snow coming down heavily.  Ah yes….spring snow in the rockies.  I shoveled first thing in the morning only to find just as much snow, if not more, replaced by the time I was taking the kiddos to meet the bus.  Great!  Send the kiddos off, half thinking it was odd they were even having school with this much snow.  But hey, the bus actually showed up like 5min earlier than it usually does on NON snowy days.  Okay then.  Not all that surprised when 3hours later the school called to inform us they were closing early and what kind of arrangements did we want to make to get them.  Luckily PC was already on his way to pick up LM from Kindergarten so he just brought both back with him. 

Four o’clock that afternoon I go back outside to shovel and omfg if there isn’t like 2′ of snow that has accumulated since I last shoveled.  Yep.  Gotta love spring snow!  At least I know the grass will grow and green up for the horses now.  I was having some concerns.  While I love the mild winter, I also love not starting the spring off on high fire alert!  Memorial Day on a burn ban just doesn’t seem right, you know?!

Oh.  And school was canceled for Friday too.  Yay…. I see a photo op in the making, lol!

We’ve had dog drama in our household. Daisy May, *my little girl*, finally came into heat.  Oh. My. Fucking. GAWD.  The doggie drama!!!!  Thankfully, we’ve fallen into routine and all I can say is thankfuckinglord our dogs are crate trained.  We’re surviving.  Gah.

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TGIF baby! 


Chagrin  Ell Nova

~xo

(clickity click…x2, I’m indecisive tonight, lol!)

~More on Flickr~

Happy HNT!!!

~xo

(click the button for more info, email me if you have any great ideas for a topic, I’d love tho hear from you!)

Do you all remember the last CQW?  To refresh your memory, a gal’s boss pulled her aside to ask her to be aware of her behavior and what she did outside of work hours bc her actions represented the company she worked for.  Click the link to read the full post and comments.

I left out some details of the situation bc I wanted to get your reaction and opinion on the initial topic with out the next bit of info tainting your answers.

This person is also friends with the boss’s wife.  And just before being approached by her boss regarding her ‘behavior’, the woman went out with some friends/co-workers.   …the boss’s wife wasn’t invited. 

Does that change the situation? I’m leery of believing how you act outside your place of employment is much of your employers business (although it seemed to become the consensus that it depends on the person’s position in a company and how they are representing it) . But it seems to me the boss clearly has a problem with her behavior. And is hearing of such behavior (it seems) from his wife.  Possibly in retaliation??? IDK….   I’m thinking the friendship should to be either severed or seriously changed.  Sticky situation.

Thoughts?

Happy HUMP Day!!!

(via deepervalley)
Beautiful and Depraved

~xo

1. Ever Googled a date, a potential date or an ex?
Yeah.  I suppose I have.  An ex I was trying to find.  Someone I was interested in.  *shrug*  I’m actually more a fan of Zaba search ;)

2. Do you gossip?
On some level yes.  A little gossip kept between a best friend or spouse I’ve participated in.  Catty, hurtful, malicious gossip- NEVER.

3. How many people do you completely trust?
A small handful.  I’ve been severely burned by people I considered and thought close friends at one point.  I think there are 4 people total that I can think of that I would tell anything and everything to and trust *completely*.

4. Have you ever had sex in car?
Affirmative.  Car sex is FUN!  Preferably with them sitting in the seat and me on top.  I have lots of control of movement and use of my hands.  Hehe….  Come to think of it. I’ve actually even had sex in a car that was moving.  Not the safest thing in the world…ah, to be young and stupid again (DOH!)

5. What is your best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
I think I have the art of innuendo mastered.  ~grins~  I’m also huge on physical contact and quite open in what I talk about and how.  So I guess a combo of all except I don’t do dirty jokes.  That would be totally out of character for me, lol.

Bonus (as in optional): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
Hmmm……with PC on our honeymoon I believe 5 (?)

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For Hubman who asked about the sign.  ;)
(btw, if you click this one it’s MUCH bigger, I uploaded the bigger version so it could be seen better)

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HappyTMI!!!

The Code: 831

~xo

We’re home! Whirlwind trip. SO SO SO much fun. It flew by and *poof* 4 days, 200 plus pictures and a kick ass hang over later, we’re driving the hour and a half drive to the airport to hop on a plane (groan).  Got in super late.  When I’m in less in a daze from the exhaustion I will do a REAL update.  But in the meantime  here are some teasers ~grins~

More to come!!!

~xo

Ruffles, bows….anticipation.

(gah, CLICK CLICK….I totally forgot to remind everyone to *CLICK*….lol)

Happy HNT!!!

I’ll hit as many HNT’s as I can before we head out early Thurs morning. I’ll catch the rest beginning of next week after we get back from California. Don’t miss me too much. ;)
~xo