With a toy, that is.  The awesome people at The Slippery Pie (isn’t that a totally kick ass name for a toy site?!) hooked me up with the most awesomest toy EVER.

The LELO NEA.  I’ve heard some pretty great things about LELO and have wanted to try one myself and finally was given the opportunity.

First of all, it’s pretty!!!  Black with delicate, pretty PINK floral motif on a smooth porcelain-like finish.

I’ve never owned a toy as beautiful and luxurious as this one.  It came in it’s very own cool little box.  I’m not talking about any ole ‘box’, but like a BOX.  This super nice, top slides off, black kind of a gift box.  And was wrapped in it’s own white silk bag.  Can a toy be described as decadent?!  Well…it is!

Probably one of my most favoritest feature is it’s rechargeable battery.  It comes with a nifty little charger. That’s freakin’ COOL people!  If you remember anything from my other reviews it’s been my bitch about toys that don’t come with batteries.  It’s a pet peeve of mine.  A toy that arrives with batteries always gains instantaneous brownie points with me.  But now we’re talking about a toy that comes with it’s on charger and equiped with a rechargeable battery!  I was gushing over this toy to PC (in the figurative way not um, that ‘other’ way.  Yet ;) and all I’d done at this point was open the packaging!

It’s ergonomically designed to fit perfectly in my hand and against my contours  Which is awesome.  It has multiple speeds.  BUT, not just is it multi-speed, it has FIVE programmed stimulation modes.  Again, more brownie points.  The product is described as being ‘deceptively powerful’.  Which it most certainly is.  It definitely didn’t let me down!  And….is amazingly QUIET.  HUGE must for me.  It also locks for when transporting.  You know, so you aren’t embarassed by a ‘vibrating suitcase’ or a dead toy when you want to use it while on vacation.  Um, not that I would know anything about that.  *ahem*

The LEA Black also comes with a 1-year warranty from LELO.  A manufactuer that not only sells a quality product but is willing to stand behind it as well.

I’m sure you are all wondering…. A product as killer as this, fitting ALL my criteria, hands down THE. NICEST. toy I’ve ever owned.  The price is VERY reasonable.  Considering everything you get, as quality as it is AND that it’s rechargeable.  Fuck, I have Rabbits that I’ve used less than a handful of times that cost more and there they sit in the bottom of our toy drawer bc I’ve lost interest.

Just to review….here is my checklist of importantness-

• Vibrates- CHECK
• Multi-speed- CHECK
• Waterproof- nope
• Batteries included- CHECK
• Pretty- CHECK
• Pink- CHECK

There honestly isn’t a thing about this product that I don’t love.  Normally being waterproof is fairly high on my list, but this toy has so many other awesome features, so what?!  *LOL*  You know?!

~ xo

Vixen

7 Responses to “I’m in love… (Review)”

Leave a Reply

Name (required)

Mail (will not be published) (required)

Website

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail

Subscribe without commenting
E-Mail: