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posted by: VixenI opted out of TMI this week. Wow…no Mute Monday OR TMI. Call me unpredictable! (Haha)
So. I’ve come to the conclusion that porn can be distracting. Maybe not ALL porn. And it’s not something we usually even watch much less have in the background bc PC isn’t really a ‘fan’ of porn. It’s just not his ‘thing’. Which is totally fine and whatever bc I’m a porn snob anyways. But we were watching a movie that ended and things started ‘happening’……and next thing you know, as WE are getting it on, the porn stars are getting it on. (Seriously, the porn flick started and with in 2min the party had STARTED on screen, KWIM, lol) The downside to this is I found myself competing, as well as distracted. As the girl on the porn got louder/more vocal, well hell, what is he DOING to her?!
And WHY is she so damn loud?!
I don’t like competing with some other chicks moans and screams. I’m pretty sure this is reason #120 why I would not enjoy sex with other people in the same room anytime soon. (actually it’s been since high school anyways…) And I think I’m good with out the porn during sex thankyouverymuch.
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Um….
Introducing….. THE CSTRING! No more panty lines! No more tan lines!!
“Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom!”
It can be worn under ALL your favorite clothes…..dresses, skirts, jeans. Or!!!! Even ALONE….as swimwear and/or lingerie. For only $24.00 you can have your very own fabric stay put panty liner!
*rolling eyes*
Seriously, this has got to be one of the more stupid and silly things I’ve seen in a long time. W.T.F?! It’s NOT sexy. It’s NOT cute. It’s a panty liner that offers you a wedgie! I’m going to pass. But if any of you decide to try it out, please let me know. *LOL*
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Have a great Tuesday!
~ xo
Vixen
TUG Says:
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:42 am
Unpredictable…how about slacker! :)
Porn comment…prove it :)
C-string…the guys will like it :)
I’m feeling fiesty tonight :)
Alfie Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 am
I love the c-string – obviously. Emma says she’ll pass – equally obviously.
Amorous Rocker Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 am
I’m a porn snob. So much of it I just can’t get into because it’s ridiculous, lol.
The c-string looks like a pink Kotex. That’s not cute at all. It doesn’t look comfy either, ugh, lol. Weird find though! The shit people come up with…. lol.
Westcoast Weirdo Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 6:23 am
Yeah!! That is so true, it’s like I’m watching it out of the corner of my eye, lmfao.
PC Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 am
Hey Hon,
I’ll go ahead and give the C-String a try. I really have my doubts as to whether it will stay in place.
Vixen Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 am
TUG- no, lol, not slacking at all. Just wasn’t feeling the TMI questions this week. ;)
Vixen Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 am
Alfie- really? So as a male, you LIKE the way it looks????
Vixen Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 8:27 am
AR- EXACTLY! That was my first thought too. It looks EXACTLY like a Pink Kotex Panty liner. WHY on earth would I want to wear a stay put (literally, lmao!) panty liner?!?!
HAHAHA…no thanks.
Vixen Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 8:28 am
PC- I’m REALLY thinking your junk is going to be in the way. I’ll let you know if they come up with a banana hammock one next ;)
~K Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 9:19 am
I like Porn to kick things off, but definitely not during and at least you can do something about your competition like scream louder. As for my competition I will never be able to live up to guys who have dicks that look like baby arms holding an apple! :-)
Emmy Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 9:32 am
I’m a porn snob too. Except if it is incredibly bad and they know it -and make it funny. But, then it also loses its effect for what it was meant for.
The C-string? That’s just wrong on many MANY levels. But I do think you nailed their real use maybe…..maybe Kotex should look into how the can partner ;-)
Vixen Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 9:35 am
K- *shaking head* wrong…wrong….wrong…. LMAO!
The Dirty Side of US Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 10:06 am
I am a porn snob too….I watch to make fun of the guys and girls :)
Vixen Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 10:09 am
The Dirty Side of Us- HAHAHA…..we do that too. LOL!
TG Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 am
I’m so with you on the porn thing! If I watch it I end up laughing more then anything else! WTF! Haha!
OMG! C-string… just gross…
Have a great day!
MinorityReport Says:November 3rd, 2009 at 7:59 pm
A C-string? I’ll pass. lol. It looks super uncomfortable. Maybe you should give it a shot and write a review? ;)
viemoira Says:November 4th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Hmmm how the hell does it stay in place? i am far to scared to even know. Complete turn off. i prefer the natural way of avoiding panty lines- don’t wear them! ;)