Looking for…. tomboi seeking lipstick?
posted by: VixenI’ve been perusing the CL ads (in my super fun not-being-able-to-sleep-insomnia-state not to be confused with my narcoleptic-so-tired-I-want-to-cry-state). Of my two bestest girly friends, the one who lives near me is *ahem* verynotinterested in the lesbian/bi dating scene and the one who is, lives too fucking far away (grumble grumble) so the club scene is out, even though we have a kick ass club downtown. Which sucks for me. And no, CL is not really my scene but I do enjoy reading some of the ads. For the enjoyment factor. ~wink~
*There is the girl who is married with kids (my interest perks) looking for someone who likes to work out, go to movies and out for drinks. Also must be confident in your sexuality. Ooo…. Check on all accounts. BUT. She is only interested in someone who is able to work out mid afternoons and mornings on a weekend. Eww. You lost me at the point I felt as if I was being ‘hired’ to be her spotter to work out.
*Or the girl who wants to sit in front of the fire sipping wine and chatting. Oh. Doesn’t sound too bad. ….until she mentions that she lives alone with her cats. Really???? You felt it so completely neccessary to mention you are the cat lady in your one line ad?!?!
*You know and there is always the girl who wants to meet and shower together at 24 hour fitness. That sounds scary and distrubring promising.
*I also decided to pass up “StudBoi” who isn’t into emailing or texting, only wants to meet in person….as long as you aren’t black with a weave or wig (yes, she actually says that).
*Of course my all time favorite is the girl who can’t spell. That’s my favoritest…… Nothing makes me swoon like- “Im not lukin for luv jus sum play time and maybe cuddle and watch a movie sumtime…still learnin (to read and write perhaps???) and wud like to learn wit u…. i am bi and open for more but i want 1 on 1 wit u for the 1st few times please… i prefer women ova men but its more of a trust thing than nething…”
Mmm yeah. Pass.
Why is it so HARD to find a fwb/playmate?!?!?! *SIGH*
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This cracked me up….it’s a definite ‘must read’
Observations on sex from a single woman – w4m
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Have a great Tuesday!
~ xo
Vixen
PC Says:
November 24th, 2009 at 2:15 am
Yeah, I don’t know what to tell you. The “L” Word was fake, not a reality show. They made it look like there are hot lesbians on every corner.
Amy Says:November 24th, 2009 at 7:36 am
People who spell like that drive me mad! It’s not even that much faster! Grrrrr…
I wonder if anyone ever contacts any of the strange people on CL and if they are as weird in real life?
Good luck with your search!
xxxx
Barefoot Dreaming Says:November 24th, 2009 at 7:42 am
thanks for the giggle :)
good thing you don’t live around here – your options, would be…. well, little to none.
Barefoot Dreaming Says:November 24th, 2009 at 7:43 am
I take that back – I wish we lived closer. Then we could hang out… but, you know what I meant :)
Red Rider Says:November 24th, 2009 at 7:59 am
I do hope you have some luck with your search. Persistence will pay off….eventually.
PC Says:November 24th, 2009 at 9:44 am
All I can say is if you and Barefoot lived close together, I’d be in the poor house. I’ve wanted you to have a good friend that you could go do things with. I suppose I could always turn tricks to earn you extra spending money. ;)
Barefoot Dreaming Says:November 24th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
that right there PC is incentive to move back to my favorite place on Earth. Oh the fun that could be had – as mommies w/ our kids and as.. umm, ‘ladies’ on the town. sigh….
A visit will have to be planned again soon.
(and you are right the t.m.i. questions were very odd this week – but i had no time for anything else :)
PC Says:November 24th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
You two would have a blast. I’d see to that.
Westcoast Weirdo Says:November 24th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
LMAO & at PC’s first comment too.
Vixen Says:November 24th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Amy, IDK, but it would be interesting to find out! LOL
Although…I’m not willing to be the guinea pig ;)
Vixen Says:November 24th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
PC- well….WHY THE HELL NOT?! *stomps foot*
*LOL*
BD- I know what you mean ;)
Dana Says:November 25th, 2009 at 5:50 am
Oh yes … CL …
You might remember I put an add out there last year looking for something very similar and the responses I got were … well … much like the ads you found!
CL *scares* me
rage Says:November 25th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
That’s the best set of boobs! I told Temper that I want a pair just like that!