As most everyone who runs a blog does, I have a stat counter.  I don’t really keep track of it.  I glance at it from time to time to see if my ex and his family are viewing it (so I can promptly block their asses).  I also try not to obsess too much and go into panic mode when IP’s super close to home pop up (and recently there have been more and more…*deep breaths*), which is yet another reason why I don’t pay too much attention to it. It does however always crack me up to see what kind of search hits brought people to Vixen-land. 

Drunk Estes Park girl fucked-
So yes, while I have been to Estes Park many many times, and yes, have even been fucked there a few times (seriously, a quickie off the beaten path….HOT). And sigh, yes, I’ve been drunk there too. I’ve never been all three, nor have I written about it.  Ever.  ????  Just saying…..

Blow Up Doll Porn-
I know for a fact I have never discussed a blow up doll on my site.  But really?  Is there even such a thing as Blow Up Doll Porn????  Seems kinda lame to me.

Kindergarten sex-
Ewww, people!

does my bloody life jenny didn’t want i pushed her head sex in it
I have no clue how THAT search brought them to ME.  *shaking head*  I don’t even know a Jenny, much less have I mentioned one here….but I feel badly for her kind of.

sudden urge for Coors Light
Yes.  Frequently.  Coors Light and I are all close like that.

Showing my tits at lake mcconaughy
Oh.  Um…yeah.  In my defense, it’s been a few years though.  (hey, don’t even act like you might be surprised…lol)  Don’t bother looking though, there are none to be found….here.

sleeping wifes forced to hump
Wha?  Hump what?  Okay….  (weird)

Tied my naughty girlfriend to a ladder
Well ok then.  Good for you!  Not my idea of a good time, but hell, to each their own I firmly believe.

TFT + Yummy
Hmm…another thing to don’t bother looking just yet.  He’s not there.  But that reminds me, I need to hit him up and change that. I can’t believe I haven’t hit him up yet!  I keep forgetting. I guess bc I’m caught up in um, him other things.

Pamela Anderson against a wall sex scene
Good lord people. I mentioned Pamela Anderson ONE TIME, and that was like 3 years ago and I still get hits from this search.  Multiple times.  Daily.

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Have a fabulous Friday.  I’m recovering from much tequila consumed the night before.  Coffee is slowly helping.  A trip to the nail saloon should help some more.  Apparently I was drunk texting PC Yiddish…..stupid BB keys sure do get small the more tequila you consume *ahem*  DOH.

~ xo

Vixen

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