9 Awesome Places to Have Sex (and the horrific consequences)
posted by: VixenSo being the exhibitionist/adventurist I am, I’ve had sex in 6 out of the 9 places. And the ones I’ve left out, I really have no desire to try. (Ok…except one maybe…..)
9. The Beach…hot and romantic, no? So popular they even named a drink after it! Lying out in the sand, under the stars while the waves crash behind you…. Also know, if you aren’t extremely careful you are going to discover what it feels like to exfoliate areas of your body that don’t need to be exfoliated.
(this is true, but sex on the beach done right OR even better IN the water- especially the ocean waves….HOT)
8. A Pool…what could be hotter than dipping your naked body in water? Water is actually, according to some, a shitty lubricant.
(I whole-heartedly disagree with this. But, it’s no secret I am a *huge* fan of sex in the water….hot tubs, showers, pools, lakes…..you get the idea)
7. A Moving Car…back in the 50′s everyone was taking their girl up to ‘make out point’. As time went on, the parked sex changed to sex while driving, because who doesn’t like more thrills?!
(The several times I have engaged in actual sex while in a moving car- I’m not talking a BJ here- it was fun, adventurous…at the time. My over all opinion though is that it’s distracting and not very fun. Foreplay in a car is incredibly hot as well. Give me a parked car though. And I DO love sex in a car. It might have something to do with my love to be on top… )
6. Nightclubs…basically, not the most sanitary of places.
(Probably not, but when you’ve been drinking and are hornier then hell, nightclub bathrooms are pretty hot places to engage in. Remember my post about the nightclub with the awesome, dark hallway???? Insanely hot)
5. Taxis…ever heard or seen Taxi Cab confessions? That might make you think twice right there.
(As someone who is very excited by exhibitionism, this may surprise you- but I have completely no interest in trying this. Now a LIMO on the other hand…. *wink*)
4. Movie Theaters…apparently the downside is depending on what state you live in, it might be a felony.
(Um…a felony? Hmm….this crossed my mind briefly a few weeks back at the last movie Ashton and I went to ‘see’. I say briefly, you know before the excitement took over and I threw inhibitions out the window. You only live once right?!)
3. The Woods…the smell of sex attracts bears. Hmm….maybe just come prepared with more than that box of condoms.
(Damn….another favorite of mine. Tent sex?? Sign me up! Sex in the outdoors? I’m SO totally in. I think that might have been the only place my exH and I were actually able to have sex the two years we lived in his parents basement, lol. To get some privacy we went camping every weekend. Fortunately no bear encounters….)
2. On a Plane…The Mile High Club is the ultimate fantasy of some. You’re in an exotic (???) place, high above earth, close quarters with nothing to do and in public, sort. Guess again, it’s illegal and you can be arrested for such behavior. And with the bathrooms not being known for their roominess, second to say, a kitchen cupboard….
(Never joined The Mile High Club and probably won’t)
1. On a Boat…if you don’t get sea sick or worry about capsizing a small boat, might be safe enough for you.
(Small canoe type boat I could see being problematic, say something like oh…..a wakeboard boat? Works just fine! That exhibitionism thing again? ….yeah, perfect example… *grins*)
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June 21st, 2010 at 10:49 pm
not a fan of the sand or the water – we have plenty of both around here and no matter how many times I try it, I swear it is better in theory.
as for #7 though….did that this weekend on the way home from the concert. it worked – gotta love trucks. ;)
night club- would do it
taxi – would love to start the fun there – once
VixenJune 21st, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Ah….starting the fun can be extremely enjoyable *ANYWHERE* but yes…let’s start in a taxi…..
yummyJune 22nd, 2010 at 3:10 am
Ok here is my top place i wouldn’t have sex again….
1. Show house while it was open for viewing while wearing those silly shoe covers
2. Amusements park where over excitable security guards are employed
3. Toilets of favourite restaurant (can’t go back again unless wear a disguise)
4. Stood up in 5” heels bent over with nothing to hold on to! That seemed like such a great plan and then i was certain I was to be launched any moment from his cock into the wall, kind of spoiled the moment
5. The beach, indeed the chaffing of the sand is just too much
6. The car, I’m very tall so its hard enough but did get a pain in my back once reach to se what it was and Id broke the sons favourite power ranger toy in my moment of passion
7. Stood up against car in an abandoned car park a group of property investors came in and we had to stay holding each other and faking me crying as they walked by and measured right next to us
8. Bent over a log in a wood, it was rotten and during the enthusiastic pounding I was getting the log broke and I tumbled to the floor bare ass in air!
Im sure there are more to add and sat laughing at every instance and although I say I wouldnt do it again…. fancy a quick one?
JimJune 22nd, 2010 at 6:25 am
Having recently enjoyed my first trip ever sitting in first class, I’d try it there, definitely. Cattle-car coach, where I risk having a kneecap broken any time someone pushes their seat back in front of me? No way.
XO
VixenJune 22nd, 2010 at 6:59 am
yummy- those are awesome. The log experience…too too much *giggle*
VixenJune 22nd, 2010 at 7:13 am
jr- one of my most memorable pool sex moments was in Jamaica as well, with PC. Having sex in a public pool full of a bunch of other nekkid people…hot, hot, HOT.
VixenJune 22nd, 2010 at 7:14 am
Jim- I’ve just wondered how it would ever work as overly busy bodied as those flight attendants are. And after being bitched out about having my little dog Phoebe’s crate in my lap (a HUGE no no I guess *shrug*)- and thinking that was a pretty small ‘offense’. I’d be SUPER worried how much trouble I’d get in for something like having sex. *LOL*
DanielleJune 22nd, 2010 at 2:22 pm
I have done 5 of the 9 and if some weren’t illegal, I would be in on the rest!
TopazJune 22nd, 2010 at 6:33 pm
6/9 as well. And I wouldn’t want to score any higher. Most club bathrooms are NAAAASTY – especially as girls somehow have worse aim than men after a few drinks. And for the same reason I will NOT be joining the mile high club. I’ve had the facilities scoped out a few times, and have always decided we can wait until we touch down. But the taxi? hmmm… yeah, maybe the taxi. I guess an impromptu feeling up from my friends (a couple) sitting beside me in the backseat, thrown into me on a sharp turn in an old 50′s caddy cab? No? Okay, but it was pretty hot at the time…
BunnyJune 22nd, 2010 at 6:51 pm
5/9 too. I’d be all about the mile high club if I wasn’t terrified of being in a plane to begin with. I loved #1, you know, until we were interrupted by other beach goers! Sex in a new place is always fun though.
BellaJune 22nd, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Love this list…now to count how many of these I’ve done…
VixenJune 22nd, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Topaz- girls bathrooms in clubs are disgusting, esp as the night wears on. BUT, fortunately, caution also gets thrown to the wind as the night wears on…. Ha. ;)
VixenJune 22nd, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Bunny- sex in a new place IS always fun. Totally agree :)
Bella- so….???
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