Feeling slightly offended
posted by: Vixen
(haha….this is too funny *grins*)
So I have an AFF profile (I have an entire post on *that* experience, o.m.g…..later though). Female for female. But does that stop the men from responding? Uh…no. But nor does it stop me from ignoring them. (doh)
One of the gems I received recently was from a male who went on and on about how into ‘older’ women he was, how he’s always fantasized about experiencing an ‘older woman’, etc. Um. He’s 32 years old. Dude! I’m only FIVE years older than you! And could you please stop referring to me as an ‘older woman’. Gah….. Way to kill a gals game. And your opportunity at any too! Geesh!
Not that I was ever interested anyways….. But still!
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Decided I was happy I hadn’t taken the top off my Jeep yet when it began raining early Friday afternoon. (at the rate this summer is going, I may NEVER get to take it down!)
Watched it rain.
Thought of things that would entertain three children under 10years old that didn’t involve being outside.
Watched it rain.
Took everyone to see the remake of Karate Kid. Very well done. Loved it almost better than the original.
Watched it rain.
Overheard a conversation a drunk man was having on his cell phone in the lobby of Hooters, pleading with someone named “Kate”, to let him come over, assuring her that ‘she could always call 911 if she had to’. Umm…… (IDK how reassuring that really is…”Kate” must have not thought so either because he took a place at the bar and remained there even after we left 45min later…..)
Watched it rain.
Had the entirely too large Golden Retriever/Border Collie mix desecrate my favorite 5′ tall potted plant A.G.A.I.N!!!! ARGH!!!!! I give up. FINE. Let’s throw the fucking plant away. FINE! My GAWD!
Dodged petty arguments/bickering/put out fires because three kiddos were stuck inside yet another day.
Because it was. still. raining…..
Unintentionally crashed a wedding reception. Kiddos scored free wedding cake out of the deal. (I *heart* Olive Garden)
Didn’t enjoy a Martini made with what tasted like entirely of Tequila. I felt as if I needed to request a Chaser for it.
Watched it rain.
Read an entire book.
Enjoyed mutual-self gratifying O’s. (A willing, skilled partners hand and a fish…a girls best friend *wink*)
Watched it rain.
Mmm…Starbucks.
Accused PC of being hormonal and questioned if he was PMSing. Offered him Midol. *snort wink* (((PC)))
Watched it rain.
Went to see A-Team (yeah….it was THAT type of a movie watching weekend). Was surprised at how good it was considering how I had so totally not wanted to see it.
Was slightly encouraged when the rain stopped for 5.5seconds.
Drowned my rainy weekend sorrows in a perfectly strong Margarita.
Watched it rain.
Lusted over watched the season premiere to True Blood. *happy sigh*
Watched. it. rain.
(seriously SERIOUSLY over the rain…..wonders if it rains less in Seattle……)
It’s Monday. I’m hoping for….a little less rain.
Petal
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June 14th, 2010 at 1:00 am
OMG, I LOVE that first picture….need to print it out and put it beside my bed! Don’t get me started on the men on AFF…I had a 19 year old wanting me to teach him new tricks A. 19??? FFS my eldest child is nearly 17…icky! springs to mind, and since when has 37 been cougar age? geez! Oh and don’t talk to me about rain, hey at least its spring there, its bloody winter here and cold and wet! very wet! and so not the good kind of wet!
Oh dear, can ya tell I havent talked to too many people today?
MaggieJune 14th, 2010 at 3:49 am
Female for Female is a big neon sign on AFF that says “hey stupid guys, come hit on me and be ignored!”
I did want to see A-Team and I was still surprised at how good it was. I went in thinking it could be horrible. :-)
yummyJune 14th, 2010 at 3:59 am
I am so with you on the older woman thing!!! i get lots of men mailing me saying they are into older fuller figured women… i feel like passing my mums number out! Maybe I should change my profile to the No.1 fat and wrinkly!!
PCJune 14th, 2010 at 5:00 am
Umm… thanks for the shout out, Babe! I think.
DanaJune 14th, 2010 at 5:01 am
Well, I might just have to go see A-Team, as I was quite Iron Man 2 resistant ans thoroughly enjoyed that movie!
osbassoJune 14th, 2010 at 6:51 am
Not a cloud in the sky, and temps in the mid-70s here. And I was stuck inside all day. I think I got the worse deal. :-P
TomJune 14th, 2010 at 6:53 am
I love the way you right! I found you by taking the scenic route via “Ashley and Me” and “From Here to There”… I did take the accidental left turn at Albuquerque but finally made it to your refreshingly honest blog.
I for one love rain. It’s great to walk in (therapy), great to kiss in (erotic), but also a good reason to stay in a cozy bed with a lover (erotic x2).
Been backtracking a bit and I must say:
That during my brief stints on AFF I completely avoided the female seeking female ads. I’ve never seen a man change a woman’s mind for her when her sights were only set on women… Okay… It happened to me once but not on AFF. It was a lesbian friend who had sworn off men eight years earlier. We happened to be slightly ever so intoxicated and were playing around when she tied me up jumped on me and decided that I was the man that she was going to fuck… And she did. She changed her own mind (woman’s prerogative).
Your thoughts on commando are agreeable. As much as I appreciate the enticing, sometimes innocent yet flirty, seductiveness of a nice panty, it is totally HOT when a woman chooses not to wear one for me and I discover it. It’s also HOT when she goes to work commando at my bidding.
Hope I didn’t write too much; still new to the blogging world.
MinorityReportJune 14th, 2010 at 6:55 am
Hope you see some sunshine soon!
VixenJune 14th, 2010 at 7:53 am
Petal- LOL, chat away girl!
It’s an awesome pic, that first one, I got quite a giggle out of it as well.
“Teach him new tricks”….not loving the dog reference, sheesh. ICK!
VixenJune 14th, 2010 at 7:54 am
Maggie- I think you are right. The profile on AFF was actually something I did out of boredom one night. I’ve never had much luck with that site….
I was surprised by A Team too!
VixenJune 14th, 2010 at 7:57 am
yummy… Totally had to LOL at your mum comment. Seriously, these ‘boys’! *shaking head*
VixenJune 14th, 2010 at 7:58 am
PC- oh anytime babe! *GRINS*
Dana- I was surprised by how much I liked A-Team! It was def on my list of “Oh hell no” at first. :)
Os- being stuck inside on a sunny day still sounds better than being stuck inside on a rainy day…..
VixenJune 14th, 2010 at 8:01 am
Tom- Welcome!
I agree with you to a degree. I don’t mind the rain in general. It can be quite erotic and there is some fun to be had. I don’t mind rain *showers*. I do have an issue with 4 straight days of rain though….esp when 3 children trapped indoors is in the mix.
I’ve never had a man change my mind either. Although it has changed on it’s own. And um…I have been able to change a woman’s mind on occasion ;)
TomJune 14th, 2010 at 8:38 am
Yes you are correct: Rain can only be erotic when there are no children involved… Of course, if you two are so turned on/been frustrated for so long the “mommy! daddy! He hit me!” won’t matter that much.
The Urban CowboyJune 14th, 2010 at 9:58 am
Sorry about all the rain, hopefully you’ll get some sunshine today. You should be flattered, with all the attention you receive. Although I agree WTH, with the older woman thing?
DanielleJune 14th, 2010 at 11:58 am
Yes, the rain about killed me this weekend. It ruined all of my exciting plans! ;)
TopazJune 14th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
The pictures are so sexy – that guy responding to you should have spent more time reading profiles and figure out how to attract the girls he fishes for – the rain is only enjoyable for so long, if it was warm enough, I would run outside and let it rain down on me for a while. Hopefully with a partner. And then I could move on to do as you did later with the ‘skilled hand’ of your partner ;-) Of course, there’s always the kids to entertain… :(
hubmanJune 14th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Veronica once had a profile on AFF, looking for a girlfriend for herself. The responses from the guys drove her nuts, she finally told one guy who asked “what do I have to do to get you to go out with me?” to “grow a vagina”! Hahaha
Barefoot DreamingJune 14th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Urban Keyboy- flattered is how a guy thinks we should be- it is not flattering. Then the guys get mad and think we are “bitches” never considering the fact that they are in the wrong category! sigh……
JenJune 14th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
feeling slightly offended…I only know of one blog. *sniff sniff*
EmmyJune 14th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
There must be something going around AFF. We have a couple’s profile up – and I keep getting hit on by single men looking for 1×1 action. Huh?
I hear you on the rain. Except my post could have lasted April 1st until June 10th. I’m so sick of it! And sick of sending it to people who live east of here. :)
VixenJune 14th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Danielle- MINE TOO!!!!! Grrr…..
Topaz- the guys responding to my profile (which btw, I’ve had NO luck there…it is clearly NOT the site for me) clearly either A- Don’t care who they are responding to or/and B- Aren’t reading profiles.
Hubman- that’s awesome. I LOVE that!
VixenJune 14th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
BD- that is SO true. So so true…..
Emmy- good to hear it’s not just me! Gah.
The Urban CowboyJune 14th, 2010 at 10:34 pm
@Barefoot Dreaming: I only meant flattered that others find her attractive…NOT that she has to take crap is all.
The Urban CowboyJune 14th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
@Vixen & Barefoot Dreaming: Taking foot out of mouth now :)
VixenJune 15th, 2010 at 12:10 am
Urban Cowboy….I got what you meant. I did have to giggle at my girl BD though…bc she’s right. The guys I don’t respond to (which is all of them) I’m sure walk away thinking ill of me. But eh….
;)
Barefoot DreamingJune 15th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Urban C- you know we luv on you. I can think of things a guys mouth is better for then their own foot ;)