The Love Calculator
posted by: Vixen
I read something recently that says you can predict how many partners (within one or two) someone has had by calculating this criteria (note: this was mainly geared towards females) :
3 points if your father was law enforcement or military.
1 point for every tattoo and piercing.
Add 5 if you were in a sorority/fraternity.
Add 10 points for every time you were in rehab.
If you don’t “groom your naughty bits” then subtract 3.
If you’ve been married subtract 6 points.
Subtract 2 points for every cat you have.
If you’re a smoker add 3.
If you listen to hard rock add 3.
Is this close or not even?
Me? Um… It’s complicated. I’m guessing this oh-so-scientific [insert sarcasm] calculation was geared towards heterosexual people. Bc for me it gets somewhat complicated. In our ever so evolving and changing society ‘alternate lifestyles’ are becoming….more acceptable. So I have to say, the number calculated was NOWHERE close to my actual number…. Unless we narrow results to male partners only and then well, ok no….not then either. But in a different direction. *wink*
~ xo
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June 26th, 2010 at 2:14 am
That cartoon is the business! It explains so many of today’s relationship problems.
I got a three – which is pretty much spot on :)
DanaJune 26th, 2010 at 4:44 am
Not even close! But I’ll never tell which way it is off ;-)
PCJune 26th, 2010 at 6:12 am
My calculation came out to 1. :)
MinorityReportJune 26th, 2010 at 6:14 am
hmm…I got a negative number so…way off for me. lol.
AuroreJune 26th, 2010 at 7:44 am
Not even close ;)
VixenJune 26th, 2010 at 7:59 am
The cat thing killed me…..lololol
But even w/o it it would have been way off. ;)
VixenJune 26th, 2010 at 8:01 am
jr- very true. so many other variables to jack the rate up or down.
ms.inconspicuousJune 26th, 2010 at 8:20 am
I have a negative number by several. . . oh dear.
going cerebralJune 26th, 2010 at 8:30 am
WAY OFF. it has me negative, and the world over knows there was at least one (beyond that I’m not sayin’).
EmmyJune 26th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Yeah, not close for me either. Maybe if I had no cats and had been to rehab…..maybe…..hmmm…..lol!
hubmanJune 26th, 2010 at 10:43 am
Soooooo far off for me! 2? This month, right? lol
VixenJune 26th, 2010 at 10:49 am
hubman- LMAO! I know, right?! *snort*
Westcoast WeirdoJune 26th, 2010 at 10:58 am
I was negative too, lol. And that cartoon is so the truth!! *snort*
southerngirlJune 26th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Negative six here…. oh well :)
osbassoJune 26th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Negative three for me. That’s about right…
MaggieJune 26th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Mine was surprisingly close. I was worried that the tattoos/piercings would put me way over (thanks, cats!).
JanieJune 28th, 2010 at 5:08 am
I got two – but only because I counted both ears as separate piercing. Less than half of the real number!
xoxox
Redshoes51June 28th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
I got a negative three… which is, trust me… QUITE wrong… ;o)
But… as they say in France, ‘what the fuck…’
OK… maybe its not France where they say that…
But its somewhere…
I’m sure of it…
~shoes~
greeneyedfrenchyJune 29th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
In France, we say “rien à foutre”! I got a negative, I guess it was the cats….way off!