1. Sex in a cemetery or a Walmart bathroom?
Have you been to Walmart???  The bathrooms there are nasty!  EWWW!  Sex in a cemetery for. sure.

2. Are you a voyeur or exhibitionist?
Exhibitionist…yes.  Absolutely.  *surprise*  Haha….NOT.

3. Do you take dirty/sexy pictures of yourself with your cell?
Ahahahahaha…..  Who??? Me?!  (um duh….hello…have you met me?)

4. If you were a hooker/pimp what would your name be?
Vixen.  Duh.
(Although Roxy said that wasn’t a good one…but she never gave me anything better.  Bitch!  So…alrighty then, Vixen it is!)

5. And how much would you charge?
Shit….make me an offer that’s going to pay my mortgage…. Ok ok….beer money is fine too.  Wha???
*smirk*

6. How long should foreplay last?
As long as necessary.  Sometimes it’s completely UNnecessary.  Sometimes I don’t want to be seduced.  Lets FUCK.  Sometimes the foreplay is the flirting while you are out and about.  Sometimes the foreplay makes the sex.  So…there you have it!

7. Do you own any butt plugs?
Um…no.  Should I???

8. Hotel Sex with the curtains open? Ever done it?
Oh hell yeah.  You mean sometimes people close them???  The trip Studmuffin made out in April, our hotel was in the heart of downtown and we joked that the employees of the business building across from our probably came worked late every night and came in to work Saturday for some um…’overtime’ *wicked grins*

9. Sex at the in-laws or parents of who you are dating?
Why not?  How about behind their house?  In their garage? Bathroom maybe?  ….um, I mean if I were to do that I mean. *ahem*

10. Feathers or Whips?
No thanks….I don’t like props. 

11. Would you let your partner shave you?
Yes.  And I have.  Sometimes bc I had to (when I shattered my right arm and was in a full arm cast for fucking. months…) and sometimes bc it was fun and erotic.

12. Where is your favorite place to have sex?
I don’t have a favorite place.  Lets just have it.  Yes. And please.

13. Do you remember your first time?
Oh good lord…how could I forget?  Sneaking out in the middle of the night.  The broken window as I snuck into his basement bedroom…him not having condoms and me (yes ME!) sneaking back out to go down the street to 7-11 to buy them.  Ah yes….memories.  *shaking head* (stupid stupid me…)

14. Where was your first time and how was the sex?
As I just recounted.  It was with my jr high crush and it was …eh.

15. Role play for a minute? who would you be?
Me.  I don’t role play.  My hope is that you want to have sex with me…as ME.  ???  I’m pretty fabulous so…. um…  (did I just say that aloud???)

16. Sex in front of a mirror?
Oh fuck. YEAH!!!

17. A song that makes you think of sex.
Have you read THIS POST?  Yep, Rhianna’s ‘Skin’.  Mmmhmm…

18. Are you horny right now?
Yes I am now…thanks….

19. What is your favorite body part on yourself and do you show it off?
Boobs and stomach.  And yes.

20. Edible panties? Tried them?
They sound sticky and gross.  No, I haven’t.

21. I need some questions, what do you want to know?
….too much beer and tequila over the wkend causes a lack of brain power….sorry.

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Vixen

The sassy and sexy Daisy dared us to name 21 sexual positions from most favorite to least.  Now. I could try to figure out what each position is called but that sounds tedious and boring (lol)…so instead I give you pictures!  Seriously, who is going to say no to hot and steamy pictures?!  Right…like I said.  *wink*

1. I know I am in the minority here but I love…LOVE…missionary.  It’s extremely intimate.  Kissing, hands and mouths exploring, biting, the weight of his body against mine, my hips lifting to meet his.  Yes…it’s my absolute favorite.

2. After my weekend with my Studmuffin of a boyfriend this is an absolute favorite.  Him on his knees…me straddling his lap.  The intimacy…the extreme contact…combined with the urgency and need.  And Mmm…just. the. right. spot.  (yes….please, please…and soon!)
(oh and his poor back  *ahem* my nails….uh. yeah….)

3. Me on top has and always will be a huge favorite.  I have control and I always have the very best orgasms this way.

4. (are you seeing a trend here with me on top???) Him sitting…me in his lap (or HER lap!!!) Grinding, kissing…  It’s very erotic and seductive.

5. Again.  Me on top, him propped up.  Hello G spot!

6.  Spooning.  Perfect for morning sex.  Yes and please and *sigh* ….love.

7. If I’m with a female…I want it like this.

8. Um…this is very VERY!!! good too.

9. Mmm…counter tops.  Something about this position, LOVE. IT.  Hits all the right spots for me, I have control to draw you in closer with my legs…brace myself or you with my arms…

(not to mention this position in a bar restroom makes it a billion times hotter!!!)

10.  Me on my back…him on his knees, my hips held up…lifted.  Penetration at it’s yummiest!

11. For a quickie…the absolute bestest.  Bend me over and take me. Hard fast and yes and please.

12. From behind…lifting me up…holding me close.  Definitely my favorite for shower sex (which I am a huge, HUGE, fan of!)

13. Push me up against a wall, dig your fingers into my thigh, hold it up and take me.  Fuck me hard.

14. Pretty sure no commentary is needed here….  (except that if I could figure out a way to get BFD in this position I would in a fucking heartbeat!)

15. Sometimes good…sometimes not.  I have little control of penetration.  Much prefer one of my legs still down…THAT I love, I have some control of penetration by use of my hips.  I DO love that.

16. Yeah….please.

17.  Pick me up, let me wrap my legs around you and thrust into me, grab my ass and let me. Sigh….. yes!!!

18. Just not a fan of doggy style (and who the fuck thought of that name?! It’s awful, I am NOT a dog!  Seriously!)  BUT,  this is really hot.  Pushing myself into him as he pushes into me.  Yeah….pleaase.

19. So yeah…ok.  For a little bit.  Vixen secret..the only reason I’m going to enjoy it like this is bc YOU are going to…otherwise no thanks…..

20. Eh…  I just get NO stimulation.  It’s hot bc my lover thinks it is.  I’m never going to flip over on my stomach and say “OH fuck me please, I love it this way”  *snort*

21. 69…. I love sex.  I am adventurous and it’s game on in regards to pretty much anything you suggest.  But I do. not. like it.  It’s not comfortable, I can’t concentrate on what I’m trying to do, much less what they are trying to do.  Possibly it dates back to my early teens when I had a…um ‘bad’ experience ???  IDK..but if you hit me up for it, I’m probably, ok scratch that, I am…going to say no.  And that is really rare for me.

It’s Monday….wheeeee!!!!  Enjoy it.

~ xo

Vixen

 

1. What age to you think is a good age for someone to lose their virginity? (Chapter Two)
When you feel ready.  And not a second, moment before. I lost mine at 15 and I knew I was ready.  It wasn’t the right situation, I’m annoyed at myself now over the ‘situation’ but when I snuck out of my house that night, I knew that is what was going to happen and I was ready.

2.What is the weirdest position you have ever been in that you were sure would not work but did?? (Angel)
Um….  God, you know I am searching my brain.  I consider myself extremely well versed when it comes to sexual positions… I can’t think of a position that I haven’t tried.  Or one that I was doubting.  Hmm..
Although I can think of a couple that I would never, ever want to try again… (haha)

3. Worst Date ever? (D. Scandal)
From the moment we met I could tell he was HIGHLY uncomfortable by me.  I make no bones, I live my life on LOUD and hello…this is ME.  And our entire date he was looking over his shoulder, around the bar, worried others might hear our conversation, what we (ok, me) were talking about.  At the end of the date he admitted to me that he had ‘bitten off more then he could chew’.  *snort*  Alrighty then… haha.

We won’t go into the time that I went out on a date with someone I wasn’t completely comfortable with…sent PC a text that was misunderstood (one should be most careful when typing the word ‘cum’ vs. ‘come’) and then proceeded to come down with a stomach bug on the way home causing them to need to pull over numerous times on the way home…  *holding face in hands groaning*  Needless to say I did not see them ever. again.  *ahem*

4. Do you have any problems asking your partner for what you want in bed? (Boobies)
NO!  Hello….bossy—->me.

5. What is the one sexual experience, that you haven’t tried before, that you would like to experience this year? (Mrs. Discontented)
Um…….  *crickets*  (hello…adventurous—->me)
I can think of some ones I would like to re-visit! (counter top….against a wall…. *ahem* yes…please)

6. Which one is easier to organize for a woman… a MFM or a FFM? (France)
Easier to organize???  Um, I have no clue.  I would imagine I could hit up any two guys on the street and they are going to agree to a MFM threesome.  No?  But oh hell no do I want to participate in that.  I’m the chick going out of my way to organize a FFM threesome before a MFM.  (confused a bit by the word ‘organized’… ???)

7. At what number of sexual partners does one become a slut? (disasterousdating)
I’m at the point in my life where I feel the title of being a slut is a good thing.  *smirk*

8. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you? (Blue-eyed Vixen)
A firm 8.

9. Do you like to french kiss?
YES YES YES….omg….yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

10. How much tongue is too much tongue?
Well, if you are going to cram it down my throat and choke me with it…TOO. MUCH.

11. Can you get past the “bad kissing thing” or is that a deal breaker?
It’s pretty much a deal breaker.  Kissing is huge to me!!!  You can’t get past a bad kisser…ok, or at least I can’t.

12. A name you think is just freaking sexy!
Names???  Uh…..

13. What is your lucky number ( just wanna know)
21

14. Do you have a name for your partners sexual part?
No.  (eww…that freaks me out)

15. Will you deny your partner sex if you are mad at them?
*sigh* Not on purpose.  Although when I get my girl feelings hurt it does make it more difficult for me to be/get in the mood.

16. How many naked pictures are on your phone?
Uh…. Oh look!  Something shiny…over THERE!

17. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?
Ok.  I’m going to say this and no one is allowed to tell me to shut up or roll their eyes..  My thighs. I hate my thighs.  No matter what I’ve tried or do I have saddle bags.  Maybe it’s because I have wide hips??? IDK…  but hate them.  (ok, seriously, you promised not to roll your eyes)

18. Have you ever broken anything doing the nasty?
A bed.  A table. A window.  Ok, windows.

19. What are your bed sheets like?
Pink! Ruffly! Pretty…girly…. I love love love my bed sheets!

20. Would you like to have sex on the beach or have you already?
I definitely have already and I know I am in the minority when I say- I LOVE IT!!!  I guess maybe it goes along with my water fetishes…but waves crashing nearby, sand…YES PLEASE.

21. What is love?
Oh boy….  Love is something you stumble upon without realizing it or planning for it and suddenly are overwhelmed with this emotion that consumes you and you can’t get enough of it or the person you are in love with.

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After a week of entertaining kiddos they’ve gone back to school. Or as LP said, back to the grind.  Was super pleased that the weather held out as long as it did, only turning the very last day.

Little Ms. Emma had her pin removed Thursday.  The orthopedic surgeon even gave me the pin as a memento.  Which was sweet…and cute.  She has much better mobility now that it’s been removed.  Such a long haul we’ve been through with her.  So totally worth it. 

Alrighty then….have a fantabulous Monday!!!

~ xo

Vixen

1. (via Angel) Where is your most sensitive spot that you did not expect to be sensitive?
Hmmm…  Lets go with anyfuckingwhere…I’m very sensitive.  Maybe my neck?

2. Do you like oral sex?
YES!!!!  Definitely love to give.  Receive too…but has to be someone I’m comfortable with otherwise I can’t relax and enjoy it.

3. Have you ever tasted someone that tasted just of the nastiest nasty ever?
Female?  No (I’m considering myself very lucky in regards to this).  Male?  Doesn’t it ALL taste nasty!?  *gag* (sorry…my oddity…I try to make up for it in other areas)

4. Drunk text me right now!
IWTFU

5. How many partners have you had?
25…ish

6. Have you ever had your ass licked?
Yes.

7. Do you like anal sex?
Depends on the partner.  Depends on a lot of things actually, but I have enjoyed it a few times.

8. Girls will you have sex on your period? boys will you do it?
Yes, I have.  Not opposed to it.  Although thanks to my lovely surgery a year ago this is no longer a concern.  Not having to worry about and revolve/arrange my life around a period is THE. BEST. THING. EVER!!!

9. Sex in a public place?
Oh lord…. *grinning wickedly*  YES YES YES (please!)

10. Are you lusting after someone right now?
Actually.  Yes….

11. Drunk text me again…
want u to slam me against the wall, pull my dress up n fuck me. hard. now. please.

12. One word to describe your sex style.
Passionate
My original answer was- Unique.  Ahaha….that doesn’t sound good does it?  Actually, Ashton and I were having a discussion about this exact topic, and me, a couple months ago.  I love to be totally dominated and ‘taken’ (mm…yes. and please) but at the same time, am quite dominate/aggressive.  I’m definitely not submissive (although I think I was for years and years…).  So.  If you can think of one word that describes all that, that’s what I am…and then decided to just steal Studmuffin’s answer, ha!

13. One word to describe your kissing style.
Seductive.
With a dash of…
Teasing.
(I know that’s more than one word….!!!)

14. Shaved, trimmed or full bush?
SHAVED.  Have been for as long as I can remember and have no intentions of ever going back.

15. Do you have a blogger crush?
Mmm…yes.  Have to say it’s definitely a lot more than a crush though.

16. Fantasy?
Yes. I have them.  They usually take place in a bathroom stall.  Or up against a wall.  Um, yeah…

17. How do you nurse your sore crotch after being used like a punching bag ;)
Ha…BTDT!  I don’t.  I adore being *deliciously sore*…I revel in it.

18. (Im grasping here running out of questions)….show a hot pic if you want.

(from a hot date PC and I had this past wkend…..have to tell you all how much I’ve fallen in love with Brazilian Shots…  YUM!!!!  And, and, AND PC, being the rock star he is, even did one with me.  *huge grins*)

19. What do you think about bondage?
It’s not my thing (much to PC’s dismay….sigh…which is why someday I will hire him a dominatrix to man handle him good and sufficiently…. *smirk*)

20. Talking dirty hot or not?
It totally can be!  It can really get me all hot and bothered.  But not ALL the time.  Everytime.  Then it becomes just as vanilla as well…vanilla sex. 

and…
21. Put a question you want to ask for next weeks 21 questions!
On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you?

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Kiddos are on spring break this week.  I’m hoping for some super sun-shiney weather.  Please oh please don’t let this be the week that our decent 50/60degree temps plummet! 

Enjoy your Monday!

~ xo

Vixen

1. Pink
My favorite color

2. Lolly pop
Cherry..and let me show you what I can do with it…  *wicked grins*

3. cherry on top
Pretty please

4. 3
Number of times I’ve burnt myself last week (doh)

5. entertainment center
Is dusty.  Downside of living in the country off a dirt road…everything is ALWAYS. DUSTY…

6. spoon
One of my favorite positions

7. Biology lab
Vet tech school

8. Wham Bam
Thank you ma’am

9. Dessert
No thanks

10. Rough
Yes.  Please.

11. Hot tub
Naked.

12. Sex Club
BTDT…they are fun.

13. Lips
Love to kiss them

14. floor
Take me on it

15. ice
Have some fun ideas on usage….  *grins*

16. naughty or nice
NAUGHTY (duh!)

17. table top
Throw me down, take me there too.

18. back
Nails?

19. Ryan Reynolds (yes had to get him in)
He’s super duper sexy

20. Tattoo
Want another one.  Know what it is….  now to arrange for it.

and
21. boobies
Huge fan of them.

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~ xo

Vixen

(PG version….she says…haha)

1. How old are you?
From what I’ve been told much younger than I look.  Lets go with that….m’k?  Right…

2. What’s your favorite color?
PINK!  Duh….

3. First car you ever had sex in?
Pretty sure it was my yellow ’73 VW Bug.  Super fun times in that car.

4. Favorite rated R movie?
Jennifer’s Body maybe…  I dunno.  HUGE movie buff.  See a lot of movies, have a ton of favorites.  But I don’t pay enough attention to ratings I guess.

5. Favorite flavor of popsicle?
I don’t eat popsicles.  But maybe banana if I were to *have* to choose….

6. Banana or apple?
To eat?  (wait…that was super weird for me to even ask…lolol)  I love them both, they are my favorite fruits actually.

7. Favorite Jersey shore character?
I’ve never once watched the show, so I have no clue.

8. Are your nails painted and if so what color?
Always. Never, ever are they not.  And most always a shade of pink.

9. Favorite animal?
Difficult to choose, but I guess dogs.  I adore my horses, cats…but could never live with out a dog’s companionship.

10. If you could bang a disney character who would it be?
Tinker Bell is a Disney character, right????  I’d SO totally do her!  Oooo….or Jessica Rabbit …purrrr……..

11. What time is bed time?
2ish….am

12. Do you have kids?
Yep.  3 if you count PC’s son…

13. Last time you bought a toilet brush?
I have no clue.  I mean, I own one. But don’t know when it was bought.

14. Double penetration ( come on I had to get one in)
Yes…ish.  Never had two guys in that manner, if that’s what we’re talking about though.

15. Bubble bath or long hot shower?
Long hot shower. I love bubble baths.  When I’m sick, nothing beats one.  But adore showers.  HOT showers.

16. Can you speak a foreign language?
Not really.  I’m thinking the snippets I remember from Spanish and Latin don’t count…

17. Describe yourself in 2 words?
Girly. Obsessive.

18. How many tattoos do you have if any?
8

19. How do you like your eggs?
Fried over medium or very, VERY scrambled with CHEESE…..but I don’t eat them very often.  Not a fan of breakfast or breakfast foods.

20. How do you get rid of a hickey…I need to know
Cold spoon! 

and 21. Favorite color to wear.
I guess white/cream.  I wear a lot of it.  And brown.  And pink.  That’s pretty much my entire wardrobe.

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Hello Monday!

(Oh god…yes.  And please.  And NOW.  Scootch on up…waiting for you….*ahemBFDahem* ….DAMN)

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~ xo

Vixen

Friday Favorites-
Remember the thumbnails are only meant to be teasers.  If you haven’t done so already, hit them up and show some love!

Lady Grinning Soul…..

Daisy…..

And the most swoon-worthy in my opinion (yes, it’s quite possibly I’m highly a bit partial)…
Barefoot Dreamer…..

My girl went in for major surgery on Monday and has been recovering in the hospital. There is nothing more I wish then that I could be there with her.  One of the super sucky things about this whole long distance thing. 
*heavy sigh*

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1. Do you like your feet to touch when having sex?
Um….I’m not sure I’ve ever given this much thought.  I don’t have an aversion to feet.  Wanna play footsies with me?  *grins*

2. If your love life was a movie what would the title be?
Hmm….trying to think.  Not many movies accurately describe it.  Maybe a combo of Eyes Wide Shut/No Strings Attached/Love and Other Drugs/Cinderella/Enchanted??? 

3. Orgasm eyes open or closed?
CLOSED

4. Have you ever been to a sex club, swinger club or sex party?
Yep.

5. How many years difference is appropriate for having sex with someone…example is it appropriate for a 36 year old to be with a 20 year old?
Hey!  No digs at the over 35 crowd.  I pretty much have to say yes here (lol).  The youngest person I’ve had sex with was 19….  It 13 year difference.  Course I guess my Young Marine friend was 17 years younger than me so…  Honestly.  I only think it’s ‘inappropriate’ if the person is under age.  Beyond that, to each their own.  *shrug*

6. Does your partner know all your favorite positions?
I’m pretty sure

7. What would your porn star name be?
Vixen?  *wink*

8. Have you ever done a body shot?
Yes I have.  I’ve been the one taking the shot as well as the one giving the shot.  Favorite body shot memory ever though was in Vegas with a certain swoon-worthy gal (ahemBFDahem)

9. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Ha….yeah.  That’s pretty much a given, no?

10. Have you ever screamed out the wrong name during the heat of the moment?
Uh no!  But that’s not really a ‘me’ thing anyways…unless your name is God *wicked grins*

11. Are socks on during sex a turn on or off?
OFF!!!!  Unless those socks are thigh highs GET. THEM. OFF.  Huge turn off.  Something about socks on a naked body.  Not sexy at all.

12. How big is too big for penis size?
I’ll let you know if I ever find out.

13. THIS ONE IS FROM THE HUBMAN DO YOU THINK YOUR GRANDPARENTS STILL HAVE SEX?
Doubtful…..they’re all deceased. (doh)

14. Who usually initiates the foreplay in your relationship?
Pretty mutual.  I think I tend to initiate sex though.

15. Do you like to be teased?
Um, yes…. To a degree.  I don’t like to be frustrated though.

16. Do you like your hair pulled?
Mmm….yes. I. do.

17. How do you feel about long distance relationships and can they work?
*sigh*  Yes….they can work.  Although the distance is frustrating as hell.  I’m a girl that wants what she wants when she wants it.

18.How much money would it take to have sex with someone you were not attracted to?
Quite a lot.  I *really* NEED a ‘click’ to have sex with someone.

19. What would your SEX license plate say?
Yzplez

20. Does biting turn you on?
OH God yes…yeeeeeesssssssss
(I think the marks on my neck from the other night are probably a good indicator of this…  *ahem*)

21. Sex in a barn full of cows and horses or a outhouse at the county fair?
Ewww….sex in the barn FOR SURE.  BTDT actually (I grew up on a ranch and live on a farm….).  I don’t even want to USE an outhouse, much less get down and dirty in one!

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Alrighty everyone, it’s the weekend.  Be naughty!

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~ xo

Vixen