I’ve put this up previous years and it’s one of those posts that are fun to recycle.  *grins*

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Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245

Yours truly,
Barbie

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So. My kiddos have been gone for 6 days and we finally get them back Christmas Eve.  It was a long ass time to be with out them.  But I busied myself with Christmas shopping, lusting after BFD, wrapping presents, drinking heavily, several date nights with PC (swoon), suffering from insomnia (2:00am and I have become very dear friends), dinner with friends, watching favorite movies repeatedly (gotta love HBO’s rerun of movies late at night), quite a few really great runs in our awesome mild weather, hot hot sex and a date (maybe more to come about that…). 

A special post will go up tomorrow.  Don’t forget to stop back by when you get a chance!  In the meantime, have a great Christmas Eve!

~ xo

Vixen

This weekend…
Caipiroska (2)
Coors Light (….lost count)
Mamas Little Yella Pils- brewery beer (2)
“Apple Cider” (Apple infused tequila plus blah blah blah…- 1)

PC has decided on my new nickname.  *smirk*
 
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Randomness

* In the fall Bloglines (the feed reader I have used for over 6 years…and loved) announced that on November 1 they would be shutting down.  I was beyond upset. I began researching other readers that I could migrate to.  All the while feeling quite pissy about this forced change.  Bc I don’t like change *stomps foot*  In the meantime I exported all my feeds to Google.  Not loving it like I did Bloglines but deciding it would be work.  I guess.  (humpf)  Then, a wonderful thing happened.  MerchantCircle came to the rescue and said they would keep Bloglines up and running, permanently.  Yeeeeesss! 

Until last week when I logged in and was told I need to must migrate my feeds to the ‘new’ Bloglines.  Wait.  What?!  What’s with this ‘new’ crap???  Okay….  So I follow the steps.  And am introduced to the ‘new Bloglines’.  Oh.  OH. fuck. me.  It’s NOTHING like what I’m used to. It’s extremely difficult to navigate. AND it couldn’t migrate over half my feeds unless I was willing to spend an eternity hours manually doing it. WTF?!?!  Grrr…  So.  Needless to say, after fucking around with it for several days and trying to learn to like it I have abandoned Bloglines for good.  I’m now using Google Reader, which in retrospect is surprisingly similar to the OLD Bloglines. 

F you Bloglines.

* I’ve gotten some really good runs in recently.  Our weather has been incredibly mild this winter.  Which I won’t lie,  I am loving.  A little bit of snow would be nice to see but as long as the mountains continue to see tons of it, we’ll reap the benefits come spring from the run off and that’s just fine by me.  The beginning of last week I ran two days in Capri cut Yoga pants and Racer-Back tanks and the last part of the week bundled in fleece, and gloves.  Over 30 degree change in temps but still incredibly pleasant.  As much as I love the summer, I have a difficult time exerting myself like I would like in the heat.  The feel of the cold air in my lungs, and brisk wind on my cheeks is most definitely what I live for.  *happy sigh*

* Remember last weekend when I was putting on the sparkle for PC’s friends? Well. He was kept busy doing what sissy’s girlfriends do best….

Holding their mistress’s girlfriends purse and drinking fro fro girly drinks, of course!

Don’t worry your pretty little heads. I’ve been putting on the sparkle for him too. *wink*

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T-minus 5 days until *THE BIG DAY*.  All but one item is purchased.  Wrapping will begin this week.  I’m not sure what scheduling will be like this week.  The “Three Wishes” theme for HNT is Thurs and the other days I think I’ll play by ear.  Yes, ME, Mrs. OCD is going to play things by ear *gasp*!!!

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~ xo

Vixen

CQW will be back next week. In the meantime- more ‘fluff’.

(Sung to Holly Jolly Christmas)

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It’s the breast time of the year!
Lotsa “elves”,
With lovely shelves,
And red-furred white-trimmed rears!

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
Ev’ry Star Trek geek’ll cheer -
“Oh my Scotty, beam me up a naughty Christmas, this year!”

(***sultry sleigh-bell interlewd***)

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
With a case or two of beer -
Get her blotty!
Have a hottie naughty
Christmas,
This year!

~grin~

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Happy HUMP Day!!!

~ xo

Vixen

I’ve put this up previous years and it’s on of those posts that are fun to recycle.  :)

Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245

Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1996

Dear Santa:

Listen you ugly little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won’t wanna be around to smell it). So, here’s my holiday wish list:

Santa:

1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt?

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!

3. A REAL man…maybe GI Joe. Hell, I’d take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boytoy Ken. And what’s with that earring anyway? If I’m gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.

4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.

5. Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, get it done.

6. A jogbra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!

8. A new, more hip persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; “Animal Rights Barbie”, with my very own paint gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat, bottle of spray on blood and handcuffs; or “Stop Smoking Barbie,” sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.

9. No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.

10. Mattel stock options. It’s been 44 years–I think I deserve it.

Ok, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don’t think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas.

It’s that simple.

Yours truly,
Barbie

~ xo

Vixen

Friday Saturday Favorites-
As promised….late, I KNOW, sorry!  There were some really great ones though so I didn’t want to skip this week.

Frenchies…..

Another Suburban Mom…..

Emmy…Right Turn Without Signaling…..

Amy…More Sex Chocolate and Red Lipstick….. (click to see her panties, they are *awesome*!)

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Enjoy your Saturday!

~ xo

Vixen