Category: Drinking, Randomness
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After arriving in Roxyville later than anticipated due to ‘extreme overcast conditions’ that caused the airplane to circle and circle and circle…. Not my favorite anyways but definitely not the news a chick who got up at 4am and slammed a Venti coffee on the way to the airport and then several (free!!!) Bloody Mary’s while in the air wanted to hear. What this chick wanted was a bathroom. And badly. *groan*
Ran some important errands….such as buying PC new sunglasses bc he had forgotten his in the car. In the parking garage. At the airport. (doh) And a new point and shoot camera bc somehow this camera whore forgot to throw one of her threefuckingcameras in her purse. Don’t ask how that happens! Then home to practice drinking before the festivities get ready!
Several Donnie shots, few beers…taxi arrives and off we go to meet friends at The Tilted Kilt!
Memorable moment #106-
Quicksilver (wearing this ridiculous golf hat) to me: Wanna feel my ball?
Vixen: *looks down at his crotch* Sure!
Quicksilver: Why ya gotta look down? I was talking about my HAT! Geez Vixen! That’s the first place your mind goes?! Ya perv!
(hello! DUH! Haha!!!)
Memorable moment #123-
So one of (maaaaaaany) funny things from the evening is that our super cute/hot waitress was a dead ringer for the crazy/stalker chick Amy Adams plays in Wedding Crashers. So when we tell her that, she quips “I’ll find you!”
Ahahaha…..funniest. thing. ever. She was an awesome sport! We *hearted* her. But damn, no matter how hard Roxy and I flirted with her, she was bound and determined to be straight.straight.straight. *DANG* Oh well…..no hurt in trying!
(the youtube video is embedding disabled…you will have to click *THIS LINK* to go watch it, it’s totally worth it…too freaking funny!)
Let the madness begin!
Oh. And just for the record…I could not tell you the last time I did that many shots, of that many different types….doh.
So so so much fun……
~ xo
I give you….that look. Excusing myself to the restroom.
Moments later you meet me. Time is short. Not wanting our absence to be noticed. (too much…)
My back against the wall as you lift one of my legs up. Dress hiked up…your fingers pressing against the lace of my panties. My hands fumbling with your jeans. Pulling them down…just enough. Knowing at any moment we could be walked in on.
As you lift me, I wrap my legs around your waist. Your lips buried in my neck. My hands grasping your shirt, nails digging into your arms…your skin.
Your mouth next to my ear….whispering… “I want to feel you, taste you, touch every inch of you…”
Pressing. Grinding. Sucking on your neck. Moaning in your ear.
Panties aside…us both feeling how wet I’ve become. Breathing heavily as you pull me into you.
Hard, fast, passionate, needing, wanting…NOW.
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Vixen
Roxy’s birthday weekend (….us rockstars have birthday weekends!) is coming up! *giddy*
(for the record, I’ve never barfed in the hot tub. And I’m never offensive…unless you’re offended by overly flirtatious naked chicks.)
~ xo
(98% of what I write on Tuesdays are actual recounts, although rarely real time… This particular one is a fantasy hoping to be played out at some point in the near please oh please future….)
Several margaritas in…
Heavy flirting.
Short dress.
High heels.
Walking into the dimly lit street. Unseasonably warm.
My hand in yours. Until you stop. To kiss me. Your mouth heavily on mine. Tongue delving to find mine.
One hand on the small of my back. The other on my neck. Pulling our bodies closer.
Slowly moving backwards. Until my back is against the wall….of the building behind us.
Grabbing my wrists, pulling them above my head.
The intensity of your mouth against mine.
Your hand in my hair. The feeling of want with each kiss.
Breathing harder.
The intensity of our kisses increasing. My hips pushing into you, wanting to feel you against me.
Your lips moving down my neck, collarbone, to my exposed cleavage from my dress.
Pushing me, turning me… facing the wall.
Your hand moving up my thigh…under my dress. Realizing I’m with out panties.
Finding my soft, increasing wetness.
Running your other hand up my side, over my breasts. Pressing against me so that I can feel you between my thighs. Hard.
I find myself melting into your hands.
Gasping.
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Vixen
On beer consumption-
As I’m perched on the toilet seat painting my nails…
*PC picks up an empty can sitting next to an unopened beer on my dresser and looks quizzically at me*
PC- when we met did I know how much you liked beer?
Me- (indignantly) Yes!
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On change-
Change and I are not friends. We are not even on the same page. Ok, we’re not even in the same freakin’ book! I’ve been using a Blackberry for over 4 years, when PC convinced me there were bigger and better things than a flip phone (hey! Don’t laugh….). I looooooooooooooooved my BB. We were inseparable. Last spring for a total of 5 minutes I attempted something other than one and I swear PC was having a larger panic attack than I was regarding my reaction to it. (my OCD issues are not to be debated here) But. After several beers the other night I was convinced with only minor feet dragging to try a smart phone. Yes, Vixen and an HTC Shift have entered into a love/hate relationship. I’ve been teased before by friends that my FB relationship status should say it was with my BB.
The good news is I didn’t toss the phone back in PC’s lap while practicing deep breathing techniques with in 4 hours of bringing it home. Course to ‘aide in a smoother transition’ he also has downloaded and synced every possible thing he can. I do admit, I’m loving the keyboard.
I think the bad news is less phone related…our Airave is STILL not working (we live in a very rural area that is not conducive to cell service, this device works with our internet to provide us with better cell service). After many phone calls and many hours spent on the phone with customer service…. Well. It’s still not working. Godsend when it works. Bastard PITA when it doesn’t.
*grumble grumble*
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On her-
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On Computer Techy Stuff-
As some of you may have noticed… My site was hacked and infected by Malware. Interesting way in which they did it too. They inserted the virus in the search engine. When you pulled up the actual posts…nothing. PC worked from Thursday night until Saturday afternoon on it. Smart cookie that one is… *swoon* Figured it out, got rid of it and all is restored in Vixen-land.
*whew*
YAY!!!
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Alrighty….Monday is here. Enjoy!
~ xo
Vixen
2010 Recap- Yes yes, I know. It’s actually almost February and I’m just now (finally!) getting it up (snicker). It’s been mostly finished for weeks. I considered just ditching the entire thing and then realized how much I had invested already. So yeah….here ya go. It’s been quite a year.
***FYI, click on the highlighted links to see original posts
January….
My sister, Roxy and I prepped for our first girls only trip to viva Las Vegas.
We spent four days in -Sin City partying it up doing it up right our second night in with table service at The Rok and pulling an all nighter….10:00 am was the time in I believe.
I met Young Marine and so began my new found interest in….boys.
February….
I divulge PC and mine idea of delving into cuckholding. The road that has brought us here. Ok so, I open up more about my private life.
Vegas was so fun and my stunningly sexy friend Lolita was so bummed she’d missed the trip, what did I do??? WENT TO VEGAS AGAIN! (for a night…yeah I know….a NIGHT, haha)
PC writes his first post…explaining the path that led us to consider cuckholding. And follows it with a post called “Pandora’s Box”.
My Young Marine flew in for the wkend. We had a whirlwind two day fuck fest tryst.
Old Spice released THE. BEST. COMMERCIAL ever!
PC decides after my weekend with YM that I need a local someone. To see regularly. He sees how much I enjoy the exhilaration and scours Craigslist. Where he finds Ashton (aka- Tall Glass of Yummy). And we hit it off immediately. That *click* PC recognizes I need and the only way I can be interested in someone…is instantaneous. And so the adventures of Ashton and I begin (and continue for the next year).
March….
My sister and I attend Cheesefest 2010 go see Bon Jovi in concert.
I’m turned onto La Senza….the best lingerie store E.V.E.R (thanks Elle!)
PC’s and mine relationship is on a learning curve. I try to explain our relationship and what makes it work a bit more….to everyone else.
I introduce “The Nineteen Year Old Hottie”….a girl I had a summer fling with before she went off to college.
PC and I head to California for Roxy’s annual Birthday Bash! Donnie….*swoon*…. (Don Ramon Tequila for newbies *wink*)
April….
Spring comes…*yay*!!! And with it the worst allergies I’ve ever experienced *groan*
Learn that if Ashton were Superman, his Kryptonite would be Brazilian Rum. *ahem*
After years of playing TMI Tuesday, in it’s place I introduce (to my site) Tuesday Trysts.
My head space falters. PC suggests that a good dose of sunshine, tequila and Roxy will fix that (it did… *grins*). So off to Roxy-ville I go.
After numerous Dr appointments and living with my pyschotic PMDD symptoms for an eternity years. I go in for out-patient Endometrial Ablation surgery to be ‘fixed’. And have an awful, awful time recovering… (gah)
Marriages take work (duh)….focus, focus, focus. PC still makes my heart go aflutter.
May….
Trolls suck. BFD has one attack her for being a mom AND a sexual being *gasp!!!* and I rant.
I delve into the idea behind NRE (New Relationship Energy)….and lust. And finally see Ashton again after the surgery that laid me out for weeks. I think we saw a movie (kinda…*wicked grins*).
Mothers Day. *happy sigh* PC rocked it in a serious way. Making my heart go pitter patter. Amazing day.
Drama pops up in regards to RL bullshit. I don’t handle stress. Or drama. very well…. Dealing with anxiety issues.
Off to Roxy-ville again. Sunshine, tequila and Roxy…. *happy sigh* Snowboard gear poolside- screams southern California, no?! Hehe….
June….
After much obsessing, I went and got my 8th tattoo! Not my most impressive, but definitely one of my most meaningful.
I make a confession. I’m incapable of swallowing. Not for lack of trying. I just. can. not. do. it. But I promise I make up for it in other ways!
PC’s son came to spend the month with us. And it rained. And rained. And….raaaaaaaaaaained.
I run into my pool crush. A girl I became friends with years before. The Real L Word starts up! *YAY!* PC says one of the girls reminds him of me. Hey, but wait, she’s a player! Oh….damn.
But wait. I’m not so much a ‘player’….I’m an equal opportunity flirter! Ha! I promise if I dig you, you WILL know it. Even if I suck at showing it enough sometimes. (I’ve actually worked on this and improved upon it…I do learn from my mistakes).
A list of the 9 most awesomest places to have sex! And their consequences (doh). Ok…so I maybe don’t completely agree…
July….
PC and I head to Roxyville to celebrate the 4th of July. WOOT! And, and, aaaaaaaaaaand with a special surprise in tow. THE OS SHIRT!!! After years of begging asking I finally get it in my possession. We took full advantage of involving it in all sorts of debauchery. *smirk*
Stupid funk. Again. (seriously…..come on already….sigh)
Someone (ahemBFDahem) has a birthday! I celebrate by making her er, um, cupcakes. *wicked grins*
I discover my song. The best song. Ever. *happy sigh*
We make our annual trip the The Ren Festival.
Many life changes….PC’s work schedule changes and we both try to figure out how to make ‘the new us’ work. It’s scary.
It’s exciting. But at the end of the day….I love him with all my
heart.
With the help of PC, we come to the realization of what might be causing my sudden onset of awful ‘funks’. Introduce “HAPPY PILLS” and Psycho-Hot-Mess-No-More. Yay!!!!
August….
PC and I celebrate our anniversary, I don’t know what he was thinking when he proposed to me. But damn…I’m one lucky girl! *grins*
I have a Facebook Fan Page! Wait…you didn’t know?! Wha?!?! Look in my sidebar, click “LIKE”, you know you wanna! It’s a super easy way to follow me!
I take one last trip to Roxyville. My monthly visits through out the summer helped my head space in such a serious way. Roxy and I take a super hot photo shoot. *wicked grins*
PC does some experimenting of his own….. *winkwinksmirk*
I confront several issues I’ve been putting off. Roxy’s coin-marked phrase ‘being in Ostrich-mode’ needs to come to an end. *sigh*
I contemplate the idea of a MMF threesome. Hmm…… An idea that used to repulse me is sounding rather intriguing now. Wow how a girl can change in a year. First I reconsider swearing off all men (thanks to the encouragement from the love of my life…PC) and next I’m fantasizing about being with two men! Ha…who knew?!
Kiddos go back to school. The pool closes for the season. Summer is officially coming to an end. (whaaa….)
We all have skeletons in our closet. Mine chose to peek out. And sometimes we open ourselves up to people and then later realize how much we actually exposed of ourselves….and wish we could take it all back. So as not to feel so vulnerable. And raw.
September….
I talk about my dating experiences with different dating sites. Ashton set that freakin bar high- HIGH. My quest to find someone even remotely comparable begins. If nothing else, good blog fodder! (haha)
I become sick. Not just ‘kind of sick’…I know how to do sick up RIGHT. Over 6 weeks of being sick with a kick ass (and not in a good way) respiratory infection. Fuck. Me.
The same day that my little girl turns 11 *gasp!* the stork delivers 5 babies to our house….3 little boys and 2 sweet girls. I officially become a SAHM to Daisy’s second litter of pups.
PC and I continue to discuss our ‘rules’. The only way this ‘thing’…with my playing…will work is with rules. And constant, extremely open conversations.
After quite a few dates that can be summed up with- wha whaa waaaaaa……. I meet Abercrombie/The Mechanic. He’s no Ashton, that’s for sure (sigh….damnit) and he’s definitely only interested in a FB but…..hey.
PC celebrates a birthday!
Roxy and her stud of husband, Quicksilver, come into town to celebrate my birthday! WOOT WOOT…. My sister and many of our other friends join us downtown for margaritas and Coyote Ugly to party like rockstars. *huge grins*
October….
Google me! Or rather, I’m going to google YOU. I never date someone who isn’t google-able. I respect a person that introduces themselves as the real deal.
A close long time friend and I have to part ways because his wife is uncomfortable with him and I remaining friends because of who I am. Sigh….bummed.
It’s getting hot in here! My top 10 9 hottest, most favorite sexual adventures to date!
Car sex is hot. Just sayin….
I love him. He’s mine. I need him. We’re good together. He makes me *comfortable*.
Just to reitterate- I live my life with the volume on loud. I make no bones about who I am and how I like to live my life. If it’s too hot in the kitchen, get out.
Abercrombie, the new boy toy found in September, fucks up. Whatever. *cold shoulder*
I make #6 of the Best Sex Bloggers of 2010. *WOO HOO*
THE EXOTIC BALL!!!! Sis and I go as Angels, PC as Hitgirl. Super fun times….
November…..
Vegas Baby…uh huh. BFD and I head to Sin City for five days, Coyote Ugly never knew what hit them *wink*
Sigh. Swoon. …:::memories:::….
One of PC’s best quotes-
“It’s like being married to a flight attendant. You come home long enough to do your laundry and recharge before heading out again.“ (ha!)
I’ve met someone one…new. Kind of on the sly I begin mentioning him. The exotic ball…. Vegas…. *wicked grins*
Celebrate this blog’s 4th Blogaversary! My my how things have changed since I began blogging 5 1/2 years ago.
I wonder sometimes if my expectations are too high. Of the type of relationship I’m seeking… I don’t know. I just want to know that you’re into me! You know?!
Mmm…..holiday flavored Martini’s woo me. Oy. Too much so. I decide I have to break up.
(I miss her)
December….
Hottest. video. E.V.E.R…… Damn. Girl knows how to work it. ...taking notes…
Bloglines announces it’s closing it’s doors. Bummed.
Bloglines announces they are no longer closing it’s doors but rather have been acquired. Oh. But wait, with a few minor changes. Annoyed. Bye bye….
Sometimes life gets in the way. You have to work at the sparkle! (((PC)))
Vixen’s Bucket List of sexploits-
“I’m a try-sexual. I’ll try anything once.”
~Samantha (Sex and the City)
Luscious Lush. Yes. Hello, this is me.
Two words- Turtleneck Season. Ashton says anyways… *wicked grins*
Sometimes I wonder if I’m emotionally slutty. Never mind. I am. I share too much and usually too soon. Like blurting out my feelings to someone in such a way that they feel uncomfortable. Direct much? Sigh…hello. This is me.
Temperatures yo-yo all over the fucking place. Near 60′s one week. Twenty below the next.
My list of the past years “Best of the Best HNT’s“.
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We’ve come a long ways baby. *wink* Cheers….here’s to a new year!
~ xo
Vixen
As usual, I am completely and totally on top of things and posting pics from my trip the moment a week after I got home. (doh)
Friday-
Headed to the airport that morning, PC detoured to Starbucks for my favorite giant cup of yumminess (Venti nonfat extra hot Caramel Macchiato thankyouverymuch) where we learned they now make VEGGIE breakfast sandwiches. They’ve offered ones with bacon or whatever for awhile now (puke). PC has even asked if they made NON-meat ones before and while they have offered to pull the offensive meat off he’s assured them that won’t work (thank you….add to the billion reasons I love him). While I’m not a huge fan of eggs or even breakfast for that matter, I have a weakness for egg sandwiches with an abundance of cheese. Mmmm…
Arrived in Roxyville at noon in 60degree sun shiney weather. Poor Roxy had been having a rather serious ‘issue’ with her eye. “Eyepes” is what she was calling it- doh. So while Roxy went to see a specialist Quicksilver fetched me. I’d decided to use one of the drink coupons I have been sent a plethora of (gotta love Southwest!) and gotten a Bloody Mary on the flight. With a wink the flight attendant hands over a cup with slightly ‘pink’ colored liquid in it and mentions that- “I make them a bit strong” Right….and that. he. most. definitely. did. Fast forward to Vixen hopping off that plane just a teeeensy bit tipsy. *ahem*
After the airport we scooped up Roxy and headed to their favorite Mexican restaurant for a late lunch. Where we enjoyed frozen Tequila in a glass, otherwise known as very, very strong margaritas. Haha- but very good.
That night friends came over. More tequila and of course, beer.
Love this quote. Too funny!
Silly girls in the bathroom. Lots and lots of pictures of this…. *shaking head* See Roxy’s totally rockin goggles so she can go in the spa?! PINK!
Crackin up while Roxy continues on.
Bite me Quicksilver. Haha…literally.
They are just too freakin’ cute. I *heart* them.
*happy sigh*
Roxy gets this awesome idea to try to light a pretzel. So the question is, can you smoke a pretzel? The answer? Uh, no….while it does light, it then just smells like shit. Gotta love the girl for her cleverness though! (haha)
I petered out early that night. I suck. After an entire week of insomnia, combined with an early morning to make it to the airport….I crashed. Hard.
Saturday-
Woke up feeling much more refreshed…but to overcast skies. *shrug* No worries. Hit The Tilted Kilt for lunch. I have given up my dream of becoming a Hooters girl. I now have greater aspirations. Pfffbbbttt…I scoff at the Hooter girls after oogling over seeing the girls here.
(I didn’t take this picture…)
Who doesn’t love an outfit like this?! Hell, I want to walk around my house in this outfit every day. HOT HOT HOT! This could be my dream job! (as long as they don’t require me to remember orders or carry a tray….) The downside (ish) is they have very little choices for me (= vegetarian) in the way of food. But hell, they still sell beer and as I’ve pointed out (several times) THE GIRLS!!! Food…huh? *wink*
Roxy’s “Eyepes” replica. Roxy is the bestest artist EVER (seriously….she is)
So besides the obvious ‘best parts’ of visiting Roxy (Roxy herself, Quicksilver, good times, tequila, beer….) is having Mexican food for almost every meal. I LOVE Mexican food. Wait. Just so you understand. I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD. I could live off of it alone. But for the sake of PC and the kiddos I try to only make them eat it cook it several times a week. Mmmm……
Me + Tequila= happiness (see that smile?!?!)
*happy sigh*
BFF’s
Shots shots shots!
….lick…..
This picture makes me giggle. (obviously) The more Quicksilver has to drink, the less able you can see his eyes when he smiles. It’s super funny. So in all the pics he was trying different expressions to keep his eyes WIDE OPEN.
Yep. See, Roxy’s gotta be super careful not to get that water in her eye (hence the goggles…)!
Sunday-
Gotta say…I’ve woken up feeling better (blech). Quicksilver made a Starbucks run and that definitely helped (slightly).
Spent the day chillin…in the house. Where it was warmer. Now, I’m not going to complain too much here. At home it was blizzarding with single digit temps, so 50 degree temps with overcast hardly seems like something to bitch about (doh). Anyway. After a yummy lunch at Pick Up Stix (seriously, they have GOT to branch out here!!!) the boys watched football and us girls gabbed and drank beer. At one point Biker Dude is asking if we want another beer and Quicksilver intervenes, telling him if he really wanted to get our attention he needed to email or text us. *snort*
At some point in the day we made snacks. Gotta prep….
For the de-veining of jalapenos ya pervs!
Bwahaha…….
So there you go. Next trip out will hopefully be for Roxy’s birthday.
(gotta add here….PC was an absolute *angel* while I was away. The things he enables me to do and enjoy, yeah, he’s incredible….. Heart swelling —->me.)
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This past wkend the family went for our annual trip to the Stockshow and Rodeo. My parents took me when I was growing up and we have carried on the tradition with our kiddos. I was giddy when I came across the Coors Light travel RV. Are you kidding me?! My dream vacation!!!! I could go camping in this!
*grins*
Have a fabulous Monday!
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~ xo
Well.
I came (to California, ya pervs!)
We drank (tequila…two bottles to be exact)
We saw…. *grins*
I’m traveling Monday…. Full recap to follow.
~ xo
Vixen
Very short dress.
Over the knee socks. Tall boots.
Several martinis….the most delicious I’ve tasted.
Flirtatious conversation.
Teasing.
Barely through the door before I jumped into his arms. Legs wrapping around him.
My mouth on his neck. Breathing hard. His lips on my breasts.
Dress pulled up. Panties off. Boots still on. My legs around his waist.
Hands, mouths….everywhere.
Fucking…….
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~ xo
Vixen
