~ xo

Vixen

A bunch of wishes in red, white and blue!

~ xo

Vixen

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I recommend hopping back over here on the Fourth.   Just saying…..

HappyHNT!!!

~ xo

Vixen

I ran across this article and it was amusing. Better yet, read on, I’ve summarized the funny/interesting parts and added my own experiences/notes/thoughts italicized underneath each.
So being the exhibitionist/adventurist I am, I’ve had sex in 6 out of the 9 places. And the ones I’ve left out, I really have no desire to try. (Ok…except one maybe…..)

9. The Beach…hot and romantic, no? So popular they even named a drink after it! Lying out in the sand, under the stars while the waves crash behind you…. Also know, if you aren’t extremely careful you are going to discover what it feels like to exfoliate areas of your body that don’t need to be exfoliated.
(this is true, but sex on the beach done right OR even better IN the water- especially the ocean waves….HOT)

8. A Pool…what could be hotter than dipping your naked body in water? Water is actually, according to some, a shitty lubricant.
(I whole-heartedly disagree with this. But, it’s no secret I am a *huge* fan of sex in the water….hot tubs, showers, pools, lakes…..you get the idea)

7. A Moving Car…back in the 50′s everyone was taking their girl up to ‘make out point’. As time went on, the parked sex changed to sex while driving, because who doesn’t like more thrills?!
(The several times I have engaged in actual sex while in a moving car- I’m not talking a BJ here- it was fun, adventurous…at the time. My over all opinion though is that it’s distracting and not very fun. Foreplay in a car is incredibly hot as well. Give me a parked car though. And I DO love sex in a car. It might have something to do with my love to be on top… )

(vi.sualize.us)

6. Nightclubs…basically, not the most sanitary of places.
(Probably not, but when you’ve been drinking and are hornier then hell, nightclub bathrooms are pretty hot places to engage in. Remember my post about the nightclub with the awesome, dark hallway???? Insanely hot)

5. Taxis…ever heard or seen Taxi Cab confessions? That might make you think twice right there.
(As someone who is very excited by exhibitionism, this may surprise you- but I have completely no interest in trying this. Now a LIMO on the other hand…. *wink*)

4. Movie Theaters…apparently the downside is depending on what state you live in, it might be a felony.
(Um…a felony? Hmm….this crossed my mind briefly a few weeks back at the last movie Ashton and I went to ‘see’. I say briefly, you know before the excitement took over and I threw inhibitions out the window. You only live once right?!)

3. The Woods…the smell of sex attracts bears. Hmm….maybe just come prepared with more than that box of condoms.
(Damn….another favorite of mine. Tent sex?? Sign me up! Sex in the outdoors? I’m SO totally in. I think that might have been the only place my exH and I were actually able to have sex the two years we lived in his parents basement, lol. To get some privacy we went camping every weekend. Fortunately no bear encounters….)

2. On a Plane…The Mile High Club is the ultimate fantasy of some. You’re in an exotic (???) place, high above earth, close quarters with nothing to do and in public, sort. Guess again, it’s illegal and you can be arrested for such behavior. And with the bathrooms not being known for their roominess, second to say, a kitchen cupboard….
(Never joined The Mile High Club and probably won’t)

1. On a Boat…if you don’t get sea sick or worry about capsizing a small boat, might be safe enough for you.
(Small canoe type boat I could see being problematic, say something like oh…..a wakeboard boat? Works just fine! That exhibitionism thing again? ….yeah, perfect example… *grins*)

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I’d like to do a special post next week featuring anything related to tits and the Fourth of July. Show you are proud to be an American! Let’s give the men and women out there serving our country a little something to look forward to! Pictures need to be in by 10:00pm MST June 29.

But in the meantime, make your way there by clicking the button!

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Have a fabulous Tuesday!

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~ xo

Vixen

Mute Monday- “Independence”

Vague Postures of Independence, 2004

(click the link above for this weeks participants and theme, or the button to see what MM is all about)

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Hope everyone enjoyed their weekend, holiday for those of us in the states and the wkend-wkend for everyone else.  It was a whirlwind (as seems to be this ‘norm’ for us this summer) weekend.  Friday wasn’t really a pool day, so we took the kiddos to see Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs on Friday.  Recently in the afternoons we’ve experienced T-storms resulting in *torrential downpour* and hail, then bc of the enormous amount of rain in a short period- flash flooding. Oh joy.  The positive is that they are fairly regular in the time they come by every afternoon and are quick to pass, leaving you with sun and mild evenings.  Can’t argue too too  much with that.  At least the threat of forest fires at this point is very minimal.  See?  Silver lining ~wink~

We spent the Fourth with my sisters family.  The six kiddos played awesome together.  Bonus!  The adults enjoyed some Brazillian cocktail made with Brazillian Tequila Rum that knocked me on my ass were quite yummy.  *cough cough*  No really, the very bottom after PC had drank my drink for me where the lime juice and sugar was, was QUITE yummy.  *snort*  It’s always a good time when we get our families together.  Then bc the kiddos hadn’t had enough of each other (lol), five of them spent Sunday together as well for a slumber party.  Which worked out bc it had been too wet to have much fun the night before with the sparklers and shit we had bought for them so we entertained them with those.

LM begins a Jumpstart program that runs through July.  Just when the kiddos and I were beginning to enjoy our laizze faire summer mornings…..  It’s totally worth it bc it will be good for him.  It will be the first few mornings trying to get back into a ‘wake up early and get out the door’ routine that will kill me/us.

Anyways.  Wow am I exciting, eh?  Kids. Kids. Kids.  Don’t worry, somehow, somewhere, PC and I still managing to finagle some naughty time here and there (now that his allergies are somewhat under control again that is!).

Happy Monday!

(the ultimate ‘INDEPENDENCE’….)

bendmeover: sessobella:chagrin:

~xo

I’m proud
To be an American
I’m proud
Of the groovy things we’ve done
There’s television, free religion, rock ’n’ roll, standard oil,
Times square, jimmy darren, corey wells, and smokey bear,
Price reduction, reconstruction, peace corps, and lots more
Culture that we got to lend

I’m proud to be an American
~Lee Greenwood

~xo

Hectic day for me. No click through. But as always, the rest I’ll put up on Flickr.

HappyHNT!!!

~xo