1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?

1. Being rude to me or anyone else we encounter on our date,  most especially wait staff.
2. I I I I I I….if you’re going to toot your own horn the entire time we’re together, I’m good.  We’re done.
3. Not being outgoing/talkative enough.  I am *not* a very talkative person, nor am I very outgoing.  And if both of us are that way…we are going nowhere fast.  Except maybe to uncomfortable-ville.

2) Pick an animal that best displays your personality. :)
I have to go with our Mini Aussie, Daisy.  Anyone see The Golden Compass?  PC is positive Daisy is my demon…..she is positively beyond neurotic and anxiety ridden.  *LOL*

3) If your S/O stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay?
Well….as  long as I was still getting everything else I needed emotionally, physically, psychologically, etc I’d stay forever.  The agreement is I can have sex with whomever I want and keep him as my bitch.  ~grins~

4) Are you more passive or aggressive when the relationship becomes physical?
I *can* be aggressive.  I think I’m fun when I’m that way.  But more often than not I’m the passive one.  Am I still considered passive when I tell him what to do????  I’m the passive aggressive Domme.  Seriously. Ask him.

5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos?
Yep.  Many a time.  Both crappy ones and really great ones.

Bonus (as in optional): What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a “friends with benefits” relationship?
Less than 30%. I just think most women are incapable of having ‘emotion-free’ sex w/o developing attachments, wanting more.  Don’t get me wrong- their are women out there, I just think it’s a low percentage

How about men?
More.  I think most men are more capable but IDK how much more.

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A special Halloween themed edition of TFT is up!  Go check it out.  The site is always looking for contributors.  If you’ve thought about wanting to do it- there is no time like the present!  If you have before but it’s been awhile- we miss you!  All you have to do to help support our troops is EMAIL ME!  Help boost some morale! It’s for a good cause! 

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HappyTMI!!!

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~ xo

Vixen

Just in time for Halloween…..a costume review!!!  The great people at sextoy.com let me try out a super cute and sexy costume from Masquerade Costumes.  Introducing G.I. Girl!  Included is a camouflaged cropped jacket, shorts, Lycra bikini top, hat and dog tags.

Now, I KNOW costumes.  As mentioned numerous times before, I am Halloween obsessed.  If I had my way we would celebrate Halloween at least several times a year.  How about an Exotic Ball in July?!  That’s what I’m talking about!  Hehe…. 
Here’s what I’m going to tell you about this costume:

• ALL 5 pieces fit really well.  Sometimes one pc fits better than another, you love the top, but not the shorts or whatever.  Totally not the case with this one.
• It not only fits well, but is *size accurate*.
• It’s well made.  Again, some brands are cheesy/flimsy, poorly made.  Not this one. 
• While super sexy, it has good coverage and isn’t ‘see through’ where you wouldn’t want it to be.
• Very comfortable.  The top stays where/as it should.  And so do the shorts.  They don’t ride up.  Very important in my book.
• Reasonably priced.  Which is a bonus, especially when you consider that some costumes you still have to pay additionally for many more extras.  Not the case with this one.  Pair it with a pair of sexy boots you already have in your closet, you’re set!

I give this costume an A+.  There is still time to order your own fun/sexy/awesome costume in time for Halloween, so get on it people!

Sex toys provided by SexToy.com home of some of the best Halloween Costumes online.

~xo

Vixen

1. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed… romance, experimentation or foreplay?
Well, I guess this shouldn’t be too surprising, but….  None.  I have it all.  Lord knows we have enough experimentation (although I bet that is what PC votes for in his answers, lol).  Foreplay is great.  Romance is totally there.  We’ve been together 3 years and married one, I’d be worried if the romance was gone. Ha!  ~wink~

2. What is your worst habit?
You mean besides my severe OCD/anxiety/obsession issues?  I bite/chew on my lip.  When I’m bored, anxious, worried, nervous, upset….you get the idea.

3. Do you take compliments well?
Um.  Probably not really.  Better than I used to though, I think.

4. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Present.  I try not to focus on the past.  There is no purpose, what has happened has happened and nothing can be changed.  I’d rather not be bitter or full of regret.  It gets you nowhere.  And the future?  Come what may.  I have enough anxiety issues, if I obsessed about the future I’d be a complete mess.

5. Do you feel everyone has a soulmate?
Hmm….such a difficult question.  I think everyone can have a soulmate.  The person we just *CLICK* with.  But I don’t think everyone has been born with ‘that one’ that they are just waiting to meet.

Bonus (as in optional): “Where Would You Wish To Wake Up?”
Naked. Entangled in sheets and PC in a hotel room in Jamaica at a Hedonism resort. 
[happy sigh]

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TFT is up!  Go check it out.  The site is always looking for contributors.  If you’ve thought about wanting to do it- there is no time like the present!  If you have before but it’s been awhile- we miss you!  All you have to do to help support our troops is EMAIL ME!  Help boost some morale!

Halloween is almost upon us.  Last year we had an *AWESOME* turn out. I’d love to do a Halloween themed week again.  You can check out last years HERE.  Pull out your costumes, snap a pic!  It’s for a good cause!  Be creative, be fun.  It’s for a good cause! 

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HappyTMI!!!

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~ xo

Vixen

Mute Monday- Dark

(click the link above for this weeks participants and theme, or the button to see what MM is all about)

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You all are going to be sooooo jealous when I tell you who I spent my Saturday with. ~wink~ 

Barefoot Dreamer!  Anyone who follows her blog knows her and her family have been on a vacation/road trip.  When I found out she was going to be near my neck of the woods I stalked her down wooed her into hooking up.  So Saturday her family and mine met in Estes Park to spend the day hiking in Rocky Mountain National Park (RMNP).  It’s one of my favorite places to go.  Six kiddos and four adults….we were most definitely out numbered, lol.  We hiked around the lake and then most of the way up to some falls.  The kids (all of them under 10yrs) were complete troopers!  Hell, even BD and her hubby’s (who is hubba hubba hot btw, they make a gorgeous couple!) stamina was impressive in our exceptionally high altitude.  We had a most excellent time!

Unfortunately no real pictures.  Anonymity is a bitch sometimes, sorry.

Hey but I’ll throw in one of PC and I.  Not the same…I know.

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LP and I went to see The Proposal on Sunday.  I’d been dying to see it and am SO glad we made the effort to go.  SUPER cute and funny.  Absolutely *loved* it.  Before the movie we ran into an old acquintance, pre-divorce.  Which always makes for some super fun and uncomfortable moments…  (gah)  The last time I ran into her was equally uncomfortable, she is one of those people that if I were describe what she does, I would say that she has babies.  She’s since had one more, bringing the total to 6 kiddos.  Interesting family, she’s an amazing mother.  Too bad friendships fail with marriages.  *sigh*  Oh well.

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In the meantime, Halloween is a BIG thing for us in our household. LM has been searching for/thinking/talking about his upcoming costume, searching through magazines, both new and old that we either had or have arrived in the mail for the possible ‘PERFECT’ costume for months.  He is Halloween *obsessed*….  I admit though, he comes by it honestly.  I have literally been obsessing thinking about this upcoming Halloween since last Halloween.  I have it narrowed down to two costumes.  I actually HAD the perfect costume plan all year until I stumbled upon THE. MOST. FABULOUS. SHOES. EVER. Sunday.  It has opened up the possibility for so much more!!!  *biting lip*  How to choose?!  BTW, the choices are bwtn a Burlesque Dancer and a Pin-Up Swim suit model….  (I’m not including links bc like I want to give anyone ELSE ideas!!!  I pride myself in having unique, awesome costumes and I don’t want to relive LAST YEARS issue.  DOH!)

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Happy MONDAY!!!

~xo

Mute Monday- “L” is for Lips

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Snapfish finally updated and has easy upload for Macs (or more specifically the Macbook Air).  Which fucking *ROCKS*.  It seemed to work fine with  the easy upload on my other Macbook.  But when I switched to my Macbook Air last year it wasn’t compatible.  Sometimes, depending on how many pictures I had to upload, it would take me an entire freakin’ day to get all the pictures I wanted in an album.  It SUCKED and was a PITA. But was still the best way to share pictures with family and friends.  Well I went to upload my Halloween pics Sunday morning, fully expecting to spend the. entire. fucking. day doing it….and *poof* it uploaded the entire folder of pictures for me.  *WOOT!*

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Halloween recap-

Hold on, man.  We don’t go anywhere with “scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,” or “forbidden” in the title. 
~From Scooby-Doo

Kiddo pics first-
LM was a Crypt Keeper

 
LP as Avril Lavigne

So I was involved in chit chat with my nail lady Friday before the ‘big event’ (I had my nails painted to match my dress!) and she asked what I was going as.  I told her (a Dominatrix) and she quizzically looked at me and asked what that was.  Oh.  Um…..  It’s kind of hard to explain to an adult woman what exactly a Domme is when I knew she wouldn’t have any idea what BDSM was either.  I’m fairly positive we’ve had uh, ‘different’ life experiences.  A friend reminded me that it might not be so much that she was sheltered sexually but that my circle of friends and I are much more open minded than most in regards to sexuality.  Doh.  I think he’s probably right.  Although, my mom knew what a Dominatrix was….but who knows if that means anything.  *snort*

I told you all how I began swaying on my Minnie costume bc I heard the DJ’s (who was promoting the event) hot Brazilian wife was going as Minnie too. Well, funny story. Guess who was in front of us at the entrance?  MINNIE!  There she was and sure enough she had the exact costume I had planned on wearing.  And she was hot.  But she was lacking the perfect petticoat I had to go with mine.  She turned out to be the only Minnie there (besides PC, doh) though.  I think I would have been fine as Minnie.  But I was happy with what I went as instead.

A Domme and her mouse, Maxie.  ;)


My sister, Alice and I.  Doesn’t she looks *adorable*!!!

Rockin’ it….hehe

Hooters girl gone wrong….SNORT!

Those Got Ass girls have got nothin’ on us (lol)

A different take on a Playboy bunny…

Whip it.  Whip real good.

This guy was seriously creepy.

Did you know Hef has bunnies and Mice?

The highlight of PC’s, er um, Maxie Mouse was seeing his idol- Maximus Prime.  This dude *MADE* his costume and it seriously *rocked*.  He won the $2000, first place prize.
Hey-ah!

No, no PC.  While dressed as Maxie Mouse, you can’t ‘adjust’ your junk.  LMAO!

The Dominatrix being accosted by the Mouse.

These guys were freakin’ hilarious!  There were an entire group of “Mormons” at the exotic ball.  Such an easy costume to put together but ooooooooooo so funny.

The exotic ball ended early for some reason.  So after last call we grabbed a cab and headed a few blocks over to Coyote Ugly (my all time favorite place EVER).  They were having a Cabaret party and there were some great costumes there.  Especially the Coyotes. ~wink~  I have to say, that is where the hottest girls were too. (hehee)

Disappointingly, bc of my dress we weren’t able to get up on the bar.  Damnit. 

Ok.
A- I know what I want to dress up as next Halloween. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this costume.  It was AWESOME!

B- This girl was fucking hotter than hell.  *swoon*

Edward Scissorhand

MUAH!

On a more serious note.  Did you notice how the dress zips up/down in both the front and the back?  There was an um…unfortunate incident at one point in the night.  PC was goofing around, in a teasing manner with my zipper.  ….and caught my vajayjay IN the zipper.

OMFG it hurt like a sonofabitch.  *cringe*
And it left a mark.

But.  That wasn’t the last time.  Later when he was helping me out of the dress, he caught my ass in the back zipper.  DOH!
(btw, it left a mark too)

Another note.  The thing to NOT be this year, was a Pirate.  Everyone was a Pirate...

Oh, and.  FYI, like I haven’t learned from my other past experiences  (….like SR’s bday bash wkend….)- EATING IS A MUST BEFORE DRINKING!  *shaking head* I should sooooooo totally know better.  It caused me to feel barfy as the night progressed.  Thank goodness for Taco Bell knowing to be open all night!  ~grins~

Still.  I was hung.over. almost all of Saturday. 
…:::sigh:::…
(it was totally worth it though, lol)

That’s all I have.  Happy Monday!!!

Don’t forget about TFT!  There is still time to contribute!!!  Email me!

~xo

~ Psycho

Friday Favorites-

Betty…Our Rockstar Life…..

Angel…..

B is for Blog…..

Elisa…Fairy Flutters…..

Cowgirl…..

Coy Pink…..

Elle…Kink Unleashed……

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PC got back from Brazil mid week.  He had phone and internet issues pretty much the entire time he was away. Let’s just say it SUCKED.  Blech.  It made me miss him a kabillion times MORE.  And we couldn’t play and tease like we usually do.  I was beyond sexually frustrated by the time he came home.  sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex….  On. my. brain.  Um…yeah.

Kiddos haven’t had school much this week.  LM has been out since Wednesday.  LP since Thursday.  Parent-Teacher Conferences.  Good news is both are excelling and their teachers gushed.  Sweet.  Bad news is the children fought….the. entire. time.  Oh.  Except for when they were banished to their rooms. *groan*

 It’s finally HALLOWEEN!!!!!!  *WOOT!*  I did decide last minute (as in this past Weds, doh!) to change my costume.  Now. In my defense. I was totally prepared to rock the Minnie costume. I was!  But in the back of  my mind I had a bug up my butt to do this other thing.  This ‘thing’ my insanely hot friend Lolita (the one who it’s best doesn’t live near me bc we are trouble with a capital “T”, oh and I’d more than likely have her otherwise occupied in my bedroom *ahem*) got implanted in my head and you’ll never guess what it caused me to do….  OBSESS OVER IT! 

But it’s a surprise.  I promise lots and lots of pictures though!  I’m expecting great and exciting things at the Exotic Ball.  Hopefully some fun stories too.

HappyHalloween!!!  Eat, drink, and be scary! ;)

~xo

Firsts…..

1. Who and when was your first crush?
Oh man….  *sigh*  It was my babysitter.  Her name was Michelle.

2. Who and when was your first date?
His name was Nick and we were in 6th grade. It was a double date with my best friend and his best friend, who were ‘dating’ as well.  I remember two things about him.  He sweat A LOT.  It was gross.  And he shortly afterward he decided he thought my best friend was the cats meow.  *sigh*  This was the story of my life all the way through high school.  Talk about giving a girl a complex!  I was a late bloomer, lol.

3. Who and when was your first kiss?
Well.  The first totally innocent kiss was in first grade.  I can’t remember his name.  But my first REAL kiss was with a girl named Joy.  I was 9.  I was going to a private school, with mostly girls and um…yeah…….

4. Who and when was your first partner while “fooling around” in car?
The ‘who’ was my first really serious boyfriend James.  It was my freshman year of high school.  But if we are talking *sex* then that was my sophomore year of high school.  But still with James.  And oh lord, this is where my ‘most embarrassing moment E.V.E.R” occurred, which involved car sex.  An empty parking lot.  And police.  *shaking head*

5. Who and when was your first partner while “fooling around” in a house?
This whole ‘fooling around’ thing is awfully vague, lol.  Again.  If we are talking about NON-sex, then it would be again with Joy.  And Camilla.  And two other girls I can’t remember their names……  4th grade.  I was 9.  If we are talking SEX, then that would be when I lost my virginity- with my ex husband, in his bedroom in his parents house.  I was 15.  It was the summer in between my freshman and sophomore years.

6. Who and when was your first love?
Wow.  This is difficult.  Probably Stacy.  We were best friends.  ~wink wink~  5th-6th grade.  I think I really thought I was ‘in love’….

But if we are talking *actual*, knowing who I was as a ‘woman’ type *love*, I think it would have to be my ex husband (freshman year of HS).  He was ‘unattainable’, someone I considered completely out of my league.  I was the geeky, ‘good’ girl, he was the ‘rebel with out cause’….  We became friends, close friends, for a good while before anything ‘more’ happened bwtn us. 

Bonus: Who’s blog did you first comment on?
The first blog I ever read and commented on was a girl who I was good friends with on an IV mommy board I was quite active on at one point.  We were a close knit group of gals and blogs were just becoming ‘the new thing’.  We (actually most of the women on that board and I) had a falling out.  I’ll leave it at that.  One of those moms that I became friends with on that mommy board (not the one I just mentioned though *cough*), when I was like 8 weeks pg with LM, is still currently one of my bestest friends though.  We all began our blogs around the same time. That was like 3 years ago this past August.

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TFT is up!  This week is a HALLOWEEN THEMED!!!  You don’t want to miss it. I asked Sage for help and him and his girls totally came through.  Tons of people (girlies and guys!) contributed.  You don’t want to miss!

If you are interested in showing your support and boosting some moral, it’s as easy as snapping a pic of your boobs/chest (GUYS AND GIRLS) and sending them in.  Don’t forget to tell me how you would like to be linked and/or credited~!

Show your support for our soldiers and the site….SEND ME YOUR BOOBS!!!

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HappyTMI!!!

Wonderland Code831

~xo

 (Mute Monday post can be found below)

*~*~*~*THEME ALERT*~*~~*

Halloween is this week!  I am encouraging contributors to send in pictures that are somehow Halloween related.  Use your imagination, get creative….boobs in costumes, boobs dressed up, YOU dressed up in a costume showing off your boobs/moobs, boobs decorated…..  The more people who participate the more fun it will be (for everyone!).  You have until 10:00 MST tonight to get your themed picture in (SEND HERE).  As always, it’s for a good cause.  Who doesn’t want to boost our soldiers moral a little bit?!  :)

(This is actually one of the costumes at the Exotic Ball we went to last year, lol)

(fyi, of course even if you aren’t interested in participating in the theme, you can still contribute!)

1. Have you ever felt guilty or ashamed after a sexual experience?
Eww…. *SIGH*  Yes. 
First and last time I ever participated in a M/M/M/F.  Last time I ever participated in anything involving more than one guy.  I’ll stick with girls, thankyouverymuch.  Much less drama and ‘ickyness’ involved.
*shudder*

2. Did you ever own a fake ID?
I did in High School, all my friends were older than me and we would go to these little dives to play pool, hang out after work, etc.  As I got older though, it didn’t matter.  The club we went to allowed 18 and older in, 21 were allowed to drink but it was really easy to drink even if you weren’t.  Nice, eh?  Cool then, not so cool now that I have kids myself.  (…:::groan:::…)

3. How often do you tell white lies? Is it with or without thinking?
Next to never.  I don’t like to lie.  Ever.  I used to live a life where my entire life was tangled with them, to try to avoid ‘issues and conflict’ bc I never knew what was going to lead to a worse argument.  I never want to live my life that way again. 

I am in a *MUCH* healthier relationship now and don’t ever want to go down that path again.  Less stressful and tons happier this way.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how well do you receive constructive criticism?
10 being great, 1 being horribly?  ….4?  I’d like to say I take constructive criticism well, and I really honestly would like to take it better than I do.  But truthfully, I don’t.  I get my feelings hurt fairly easily.  Unfortunately.  I’m such a girl like that.  Gah….
 
5. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?
*snort*  What pubic hair?  Where?!  ;)

Bonus:
What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a “friends with benefits” relationship?
Ack.  A percentage? Grasping here….30%

How about men?
 85%- I think men are much better at the FWB thing, no strings attached, keeping the bullshit of feelings out of it.  Where as a woman lets her emotions get involved (I’m not sure ‘let’ is such a good way of putting it, more like it HAPPENS) and emotions/feelings always fuck things up.

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TFT is up!  Go check it out and since you’re already there, COMMENT.  ;)

*~*~*~*THEME ALERT*~*~~*
Next week is Halloween.  I am encouraging contributors to send in pictures that are somehow Halloween related.  Use your imagination, get creative….boobs in costumes, boobs dressed up, YOU dressed up in a costume showing off your boobs/moobs, boobs decorated…..  The more people who participate the more fun it will be (for everyone!). 

(This was actually what someone dressed up last year at the Exotic Ball we went to, lol)



(fyi, of course even if you aren’t interested in participating in the theme, you can still contribute!)

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HappyTMI!!!

(via thetrembler)

~xo