Some random conversations from this weekend…
Conversation #1:
The kiddos and I were talking in the kitchen while I was cooking dinner.
LM: How old were you when you kissed your first boy.
Vixen: Um, Kindergarten
LM: Kindergarten?!
Vixen: Wait…maybe it was 2nd grade.
PC (yelling from the other room): VIXEN! [Insert full...complete, long ass real name...] COME. HERE!
Vixen: what????
PC: Lets stick with telling the kids about my experiences…not yours.
*snort* I can’t help it if I’ve had an um, ‘adventurous’ past.
Conversation #2
After picking up LP from a sleep over with a friend…
LP: We had spaghetti last night for dinner
Vixen: Oh yeah?
LP: Yeah…but it was weird. They put ground beef in their sauce?!?!
Vixen (laughing): Um, I think that is actually how a lot of people probably eat their spaghetti.
LP: Really??? I like yours way better
(the, uh, kind with out meat…)
And then when I tell PC about what she said…
PC: Our poor warped kids
*LOL*
Conversation #3:
PC: Hey LM would you turn on that fan over there?
*LM trying to figure out the switch*
Vixen to LM: Just flip it, it goes both ways.
PC under his breath: ….just like Mommy.
Vixen: *shaking head* nice
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LM several minutes later…. “What does that mean???”
Vixen: um, nothing…..
(doh!)
*****
Sexploits-
Variation of one I’ve done before… I found it on France‘s site and stole it from her lovely self.
Kiss a girl
Have you met me? *grins* Yes… ![]()
Have anal
Yes.
Engage in group sex
Mmm….at what point is it considered ‘group sex’, I’m guessing that 4some in high school would probably qualify.
Have phone sex
Yeah. I can think of one time that it was actually enjoyable *wickedgrinsPC* ….soooooo not a fan of the phone.
Masturbate
Duh (did you read BFD’s post that one day??) *wink*
Use a vibrator
My fish and I have a long standing love affair.
Use a sex toy on someone else
MmmHmm…
Be tied up
Yeah (not my favorite)
Tie someone up
Yep (also not my favorite)
Have sex in a public space
Ha….which time? *wicked grins*
I have a ‘thing’ for public places/exhibitionism…if you haven’t noticed.
Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
Hmm…oh wait! Yes. *ahemRoxysahem*
Sex in a car
Oh yeah *wicked grins*
Sex at a drive-in
*thinking* …..no, not sex. (what do you know! I answered no to something! haha)
Mile-high club
No. I’m actually not sure this one will ever be accomplished. It’s not high on my ‘to do’ list
Sex with a stranger
Um…what defines a stranger? *LOL* Had I met them that night? Yes. But doesn’t that technically not make them a stranger anymore?
One-night stand
Yes
Married sex
*snort* Yes. (duh)
Sex on a boat
Yep. Mid-day, out on the lake, been drinking through out the afternoon, pull the bikini bottoms to the side…..hope the ranger doesn’t come by. Fun… *wicked grins*
Sex in a body of water
MmmHmm! (hello…me….water fetish!)
Light spanking
Yep
Read erotica
I read many sex blogs, so, yeah
Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
Yeah….people love to play with me (*giggle* I mean the games silly) bc I suck at most of them.
Sex in the shower
YES (please!!!)![We should have hot shower sex tonight hun. After everything we’re going to need it because trust me, we’ll be sweating like crazy. ;]](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfdxjwqNyO1qf1dmao1_400.jpg)
Sex standing up against a wall
Love it, yes.
Sex with no kissing
I have…although it’s not my favorite. HUGE fan of kissing. It’s very important to me. But occasionally a super hot and heavy fucking comes with out kissing. And then it’s ok.
Sex in the pitch black
YES!!! (my other fetish)
Sex in the broad daylight
Yes.
Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin
Yeah…. *sigh* That’s fun too.
Sex in a tent in the wilderness
Oh lord….yes. For several years the only privacy my exH and I could get was if we went camping…and so we went every wkend.
Watch porn together
With PC? Yeah….I think maybe twice. He’s not a fan. And I think we ended up laughing and making fun of the girls technique the entire time.
Watch porn alone
Yep, I have. It’s not something I do often. I’m not even sure where my Girls Gone Wild collection went (have I mentioned when my exH and I split, it was like the one thing we divied up? Haha..). There are some short videos on Tumblr (I’ve posted my favorites here in fact) that I love to watch.
Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
I am very multi-orgasmic.
Sex on the beach
Yes!
Blindfolds
Yeah. Props aren’t really a favorite of mine. I’m all about *US*. (my fish excluded)
Using ice sexually
Yes. Popsicles too!
Sexual role play
Yeah…but not in a super long time. I don’t role play very well.
Whipped cream
Mmmm, oh yes…..looooooove whip cream
La Perla lingerie sex
I have no idea what that is ????
Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex
*confused* Are we talking about sex while wearing an item from here???? Then yes.
Sex with someone much older
No… I’m hardly attracted to people my own age (PC excluded….swoon), much less older than me.
Sex with someone younger (legal!)
You read my site, right? Well….that answers that then.
Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
Sex in another country- yes. But they were not foreign.
A quickie in a skirt
Yes! Love it. I’ve written about that several times. Something so hot about a dress or skirt being lifted and fucked that way.
Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
*grins* yeah…..
Feather ticklers
Tried it. Again…a ‘thing’, I don’t want props in my bedroom. Call me party spoiler, but they just kill the mood for me.
Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else
Ahahahahaha…… Um. Yeah.
Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
It could happen, yes. It HAS happened.
Silent sex in a full house
God…yes. That thrill of possibly being caught, and of knowing so many other people around and you have to be super quiet. Fucking hot. Seriously.
~ xo




















































