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Goes both ways

posted by: Vixen

Some random conversations from this weekend…

Conversation #1:
The kiddos and I were talking in the kitchen while I was cooking dinner. 

LM: How old were you when you kissed your first boy.

Vixen: Um, Kindergarten

LM: Kindergarten?!

Vixen: Wait…maybe it was 2nd grade.

PC (yelling from the other room): VIXEN! [Insert full...complete, long ass real name...]  COME.  HERE!

Vixen: what????

PC: Lets stick with telling the kids about my experiences…not yours.

*snort*
I can’t help it if I’ve had an um, ‘adventurous’ past.

Conversation #2
After picking up LP from a sleep over with a friend…

LP: We had spaghetti last night for dinner

Vixen: Oh yeah?

LP:
Yeah…but it was weird.  They put ground beef in their sauce?!?!

Vixen (laughing): Um, I think that is actually how a lot of people probably eat their spaghetti.

LP: Really???  I like yours way better
(the, uh, kind with out meat…)

And then when I tell PC about what she said…
PC: Our poor warped kids

*LOL*

Conversation #3:

PC: Hey LM would you turn on that fan over there?

*LM trying to figure out the switch*

Vixen to LM: Just flip it, it goes both ways.

PC under his breath: ….just like Mommy.

Vixen:  *shaking head* nice
……..
……….
…………..

LM several minutes later…. “What does that mean???”

Vixen: um, nothing…..

(doh!)

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Sexploits-
Variation of one I’ve done before… I found it on France‘s site and stole it from her lovely self.


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Kiss a girl
Have you met me?  *grins*  Yes…   
(via whipherslacker)

Have anal   
Yes.

Have a threesome   
Yeeesssss

Engage in group sex
Mmm….at what point is it considered ‘group sex’, I’m guessing that 4some in high school would probably qualify.    

Have phone sex    
Yeah.  I can think of one time that it was actually enjoyable *wickedgrinsPC* ….soooooo not a fan of the phone.

Masturbate    
Duh (did you read BFD’s post that one day??) *wink*

Use a vibrator    
My fish and I have a long standing love affair.

Use a sex toy on someone else    
MmmHmm…

Be tied up    
Yeah (not my favorite)

Tie someone up    
Yep (also not my favorite)

Have sex in a public space    

Ha….which time?  *wicked grins*
I have a ‘thing’ for public places/exhibitionism…if you haven’t noticed.

Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)    
Hmm…oh wait!  Yes.  *ahemRoxysahem*

Sex in a car    
Oh yeah *wicked grins*

Sex at a drive-in    
*thinking* …..no, not sex.    (what do you know! I answered no to something! haha)

Mile-high club   

No.  I’m actually not sure this one will ever be accomplished. It’s not high on my ‘to do’ list

Sex with a stranger    
Um…what defines a stranger?  *LOL*  Had I met them that night?  Yes.  But doesn’t that technically not make them a stranger anymore?

One-night stand    
Yes

Married sex
*snort*  Yes. (duh)

Sex on a boat   
Yep.  Mid-day, out on the lake, been drinking through out the afternoon, pull the bikini bottoms to the side…..hope the ranger doesn’t come by.  Fun…  *wicked grins*

Sex in a body of water    
MmmHmm!  (hello…me….water fetish!)

Light spanking    
Yep

Read erotica    
I read many sex blogs, so, yeah

Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game   
Yeah….people love to play with me (*giggle* I mean the games silly) bc I suck at most of them.

Sex in the shower    
YES (please!!!)
We should have hot shower sex tonight hun. After everything we’re going to need it because trust me, we’ll be sweating like crazy. ;]

Sex standing up against a wall    
Love it, yes.

Sex with no kissing   
I have…although it’s not my favorite.  HUGE fan of kissing.  It’s very important to me.  But occasionally a super hot and heavy fucking comes with out kissing.  And then it’s ok.

Sex in the pitch black    
YES!!!  (my other fetish)

Sex in the broad daylight    
Yes. 

Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin    

Yeah…. *sigh*  That’s fun too.

Sex in a tent in the wilderness    
Oh lord….yes.  For several years the only privacy my exH and I could get was if we went camping…and so we went every wkend.

Watch porn together    
With PC?  Yeah….I think maybe twice.  He’s not a fan.  And I think we ended up laughing and making fun of the girls technique the entire time.

Watch porn alone    
Yep, I have.  It’s not something I do often.  I’m not even sure where my Girls Gone Wild collection went (have I mentioned when my exH and I split, it was like the one thing we divied up?  Haha..).  There are some short videos on Tumblr (I’ve posted my favorites here in fact) that I love to watch.

Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms     
I am very multi-orgasmic.

Sex on the beach   
Yes!

Blindfolds    
Yeah.  Props aren’t really a favorite of mine.  I’m all about *US*.  (my fish excluded)

Using ice sexually    
Yes.  Popsicles too! 

Sexual role play   
 
Yeah…but not in a super long time.  I don’t role play very well.

Whipped cream  
  
Mmmm, oh yes…..looooooove whip cream


La Perla lingerie sex   
 
I have no idea what that is ????

Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex    
*confused*  Are we talking about sex while wearing an item from here????  Then yes.

Sex with someone much older    
No…  I’m hardly attracted to people my own age (PC excluded….swoon), much less older than me.

Sex with someone younger (legal!) 
You read my site, right?  Well….that answers that then.

Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner    

Sex in another country- yes.  But they were not foreign.

A quickie in a skirt    
Yes!  Love it.  I’ve written about that several times.  Something so hot about a dress or skirt being lifted and fucked that way.

A longie in the rain   
Yes!
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Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you    
*grins*  yeah…..

Feather ticklers    
Tried it.  Again…a ‘thing’, I don’t want props in my bedroom.  Call me party spoiler, but they just kill the mood for me.

Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else    

Ahahahahaha……  Um.  Yeah.

Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone    
It could happen, yes.  It HAS happened.

Silent sex in a full house    
God…yes.  That thrill of possibly being caught, and of knowing so many other people around and you have to be super quiet.  Fucking hot.  Seriously.

This image is yummy…there is a certain girl *coughBFDcough* I’d like to see in this exact same position…  *hinthint*

~ xo

Vixen

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Friday wrap up…I guess

posted by: Vixen

Friday Favorites-
Here are this weeks favorites, if you haven’t done so already, click the links and hit them up. 

Elle…Kink Unleashed…..after a break she’s back and um…..WOW about sums it up.

Sadie…..

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I am coveting this suit.  I have no idea who makes it or where I could find it….but it’s screaming my name!

Março rejuvenesce - E Deus criou a Mulher

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LM had some ‘issues’ *ahem*  this week on the bus and has been suspended from riding it for two weeks.  Which means I will be filling in as his personal taxi.  It’s not only a hassle to have to make the 40min round trip drive twice daily, as well as expensive but completely disrupts my daily routine.  And he prefers me to drive him, seems like the person being punished here is me*humpf*
(although this does give me an excuse to run my favorite trail system, I guess I’ll be logging in the miles in the next couple weeks…it’s such a great trail I usually run at least 6 miles, if not closer to 8….my hips and knees are gonna be loving me!  haha…)

It seems there has been some bullying going on by some older children.  You have to understand, the child is possibly 40lbs sopping wet.  He’s tall and scrawny.  Adjustable waist jeans were invented for him.  Seriously.  So that has been addressed as well.  I did have to convince PC that having a ‘talk’ with the boys fathers was possibly a bit premature.  If you’ve seen PC, he can be a bit um…intimidating.  So it hasn’t been entirely ruled out.  *wink*

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Have a fantabulous weekend!

(um…YES. PLEASE…!!!)

~ xo

Vixen


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Hello- Gay now! ~CQW

posted by: Vixen

~Buffy The Vampire Slayer
(this quote cracks me up, one of my favorites from the series)

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(click the button for more info, email me if you have any great ideas for a topic, I’d love to hear from you!)

He has a 14yro daughter and her BFF is bi.  And because of that he won’t let his daughter have sleepovers with her.  He says he wouldn’t let a boy sleep over, so not her either.  His daughter is calling him a ‘homophobe’. 

I think he’s being ridiculous.  I’m having a difficult time even wrapping my mind around this in order to lay out my thoughts.

First off.  Young people experiment.  When I mentioned this CQW to PC he brought to my attention that not all pre-teens were like me and my friends.  Ok. Point taken.  My friends and I from a very early age began experimenting with each other.  Not one of us thought anything of it.  *shrug*  Of all of my friends I am the only one who later realized I was a lesbian (and later on, the reality that what I really was was probably bi….unless you go back to my sexual fluidity post that I just like who I’m attracted to…. FOCUS!).  We were experimenting not sexually active, not trying to turn each other ‘gay’, we weren’t doing anything ‘wrong’ or anything out of the ordinary.  Maybe my friends and I were being more ‘curious’ than some others.  But I don’t really believe that’s true.

This fathers attitude perturbs me a bit in that his way of thinking seems to be that people who are bi/gay are out to ‘turn everyone’….to have sexual experiences with everyone they meet.  So apparently to him people who are bi or gay are more promiscuous????  Oh and untrustworthy.  Also, I hate to break it to him, but if they were to have something going on between them beyond a friendship, keeping them from having sleepovers together isn’t really preventing anything.  I mean hello….has he been fourteen before?!

The idea as a parent is to teach your children your values and expectations.  Impress upon them these things.  And then hope as they mature into young adults that you have done a good enough job that they have listened and learned.  Sure you can eliminate temptations but restricting a specific friendship because of who or what they like bothers me.  Restricting his daughter from having sleepovers with her best friend is sending a bad message, in my opinion.  And quite honestly, if I were the parents of the bi BFF I would be pissed.

What do you think?

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HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

~ xo

Vixen

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Kiss me at midnight

posted by: Vixen

Kiss me at midnight
Dance until the morning light
Party into the new year
All of my friends are here
And when the time is right
Kiss me at midnight

*New Years Eve was cold as fuck.  Even more so than anticipated.  Not cool.  Not cool at all.  We still had a super good time and managed to bring in the New Year right (although not in the dress I had hoped to wear…)  *wink*

*One more day left of Christmas break.  It feels as if it’s flown by.  Sometimes, ok, a lot of times, the kids drive us batty over these winter breaks because they are stuck inside due to shitty weather.  Not so much this time.  The kiddos were gone the entire 6 days before Christmas and I missed them terribly.  The week after was action filled and *poof* it was New Years Eve (which they spent with their cousins) and then time to go back to school.

*While the kids were still at my sisters I took the opportunity to de-Christmasize the house.  My living room is back in order, no more Christmas ornaments to save from Emma.  She’s not a huge chewer (I mean besides the hole she put in the side of one of the couches…*grumble grumble*) but she sure did loooooooooooove the tree and it’s accessories!

*The true catching up of household chores that were thrown wayside such as the kabillion loads of laundry and de-cluttering the house from new stuff, as well as a deep thorough cleaning….will begin when they are truly back in school.

*Back in November PC surprised me with an early Christmas present- a trip to see Roxy.  So this Friday morning (all bright eyed and bushy tailed like we all know I am NOT at the butt ass crack of dawn…lol) I’ll be off to hopefully thaw out a bit from our bitter cold temps and if nothing else bask in my beloved Tequila afterglow *grins* and have a good catch up of gossip with Roxy.  Her busy season sucks for me.  I mean, right, it sucks for her too (snort) but I fucking missed her.

So yeah on with the new year!  Back with more exciting stuff come Tuesday…. Over the holiday there was an escapade or two to share.  I also have a 2010 recap in the works.  The internet decided to give me a big F-you over the weekend so I’m still working on that.

~ xo

Vixen

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Sometimes you have to do something crazy to do something wonderful

posted by: Vixen

Friday Favorites-

Click the links and show the girls some love if you haven’t already!

Emmy…Right Turn Without Signaling…..

Cheeky Minx…Love Hate Sex Cake…..


Jas…Evocative Abyss
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Because it entertains me every week, I thought I would share once again the awesomeness that turned up in my AFF inbox.  I could actually make this a new feature.  Haha…

i would love to do for you what your husband cant we should get together and go find us another female to share what do you think i can even host

Well.  Hmm….  While I guess I kind of ok, not really at all appreciate him trying to address the whole cuckhold issue (…ish, bc honestly that direct propositioning turns me off), I’m pretty sure I never (EVER!) mentioned wanting to be hit up for a threesome.  But- OMG he can host!!!  [said in a super high pitched, valley girl-like voice while jumping up and down]  *rolling eyes*

I did get a hit from a woman….married, looking for similar things as I am.  Now if only she were  anywhere remotely near my age (again, I simply can not find myself attracted to someone near my mother’s age).

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On with the randomness I  seem to be full of come Friday…..

LM stayed home sick for the two days this week with Croup.  Poor kiddo.  And come late afternoon the second day he was home….poor Mommy.  Doh.  (seriously!)  Luckily by day 3 he was ready to go back to school and has been all sorts of energy since then.

Our weather has been phenomenal.  I can’t remember the last fall we had that was this mild and amazing.  I am *LOVING* it.  When the weather finally does change it will be a huge disappointment.  You might find me huddled in a corner rocking back and forth.  I *heart* Indian Summers.

School pictures are Friday.  I helped the kiddos pick out outfits.  LP was simple….she’s as girly as I am and has a fabulous wardrobe.  LM on the other hand….I suggested what I thought he should wear.  And he announces- I’ve been waiting for this moment all year long to wear my Tux!  *sigh*  Yeah…..my son is Alex P. Keaten.  He wears vests, bowties and tuxedos…..on a regular, every day basis.

Oh.  And have I mentioned he’s going to be Freddy Kruegar for Halloween?  Oh yeah….  Haha.  Seriously, he is so freakin’ cool.

Kiddos school carnival is Friday night.  It’s always pretty….interesting at these school functions.  I get along incredibly well with the teachers and staff and about so-so with the other parents (albeit a handful).  Fun fun fun!

TGIF….Happy Friday!

(Love, LOVE LOVE this picture…..insanely hot!)

~ xo


Vixen


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Men may have discovered fire but women discovered how to play with it (Friday Favorites)

posted by: Vixen

Friday Favorites:

Click the links and show the girls come love if you haven’t already!

The Secretive Writer.….


Elle…Kink Unleashed
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Adventures in dating….
I’ve decided I really should write a book on my recent dating experiences.  (Which until my mid thirties were actually fairly uneventful, haha)  The people I have encountered, the experiences….  Wow.  Just like…WOW.  Just got to shake my head a lot of the times.  *snort*

This week I was contacted by a fairly good looking guy in his early 30′s.  For whatever reason he decided what I really needed was a dominant male to tell me what to do, for me to be his ‘good slut’.  Um.  Yeah, that’s not how this Vixen plays.  Liking a male who can be a bit dominant (Ashton was dreamy in this department) is nice.  I like and am very domme with PC.  Which is exactly how I like our relationship to be *smirk*, it thrives on that dynamic.  So to be with someone else who likes to take a bit of the control…kind of fun.  To be bossed around and demanded of shit….oh hell no.  Completely wrong tactic with me, it has an adverse effect actually. I even explained this to him, trying to get him to back off a ton bit.  But it became apparent this wasn’t going to work.  See ya…

And Abercrombie completely blew it with me.  It was a tad bit weird annoying to not hear from him for 4 days, even when I tried to contact him.  Which ok, whatever.  But then when he did and I was past the point of irritated and responded a bit snarky to him.  He took this…attitude.  Turning it around on me.  Acting like I was being a clingy (which OMG I am the last thing from), head case just because I hadn’t heard from.  Then says “Oh yeah…I think I remember a text from you but forgot to respond.  My bad”.  Yes.  Yes my dear now scorned friend, YOUR BAD which equates to YOUR LOSS.  *humpf*  Needless to say he’s gotten the cold shoulder since.

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Kiddos had most of the week off of school for parent/teacher conferences.  Leaving things quite busy and hectic on my end.  Luckily at least the weather has been decent so that a good amount of time could be spend outside.  Although I did find myself cursing the sun going down at 6:30 when I would have loved for the children to have spent another several hours OUT rather than cooped up IN.

I’ve become a SAHsurrogateM to five puppies who are now 5 weeks old and E.V.E.R.Y.W.H.E.R.E.  SO high maintenance.  SO much work.  Although not complaining, I adore every minute of it.  Ok…maybe less so the moments at 3am….  (yawn..lol)  But they grow up/develop so fast.  As much work as they are, I will surely miss them when they go off to their new homes.

The kiddos are spending a few days with their Grandma for some fun.  Which means an entire adult- fun filled weekend for PC and I to ourselves.   Oh the trouble me might find ourselves in….  *wicked grins*

Enjoy your weekend!!!  The countdown continues for the biggest night of the year (HALLOWEEN!!!!) 16 days to be exact and AND AND the big fabulous Vegas trip with Barefoot Dreamer- squeeeeeeel…..17 to be exact!  *soooogiddy*

~ xo

Vixen

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Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference (Friday Favorites)

posted by: Vixen

~Winston Churchill

Last week I was made aware of incredibly tragic, heartbreaking news. It has sat with me heavily.  Please click the button, it will take you to the original post providing more details about what has happened and how you can help out if you are so inclined.

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Friday Favorites-

Some new ones this week!  It’s always fun to see some awesome bloggers I haven’t featured before.  As always, if you haven’t already, hit them up.  Show them some love!

The Secretive Writer.….

Cande…Secret Diary of an Online Stripper…..

Scintillectual…..


Chris…Three Curious Monkeys
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The kiddos go back to school next week.  I had fabulous plans of spending a few more days soaking up some sun before the pool closed (sun goddess—>ME), had promised them a day at the water park in Six Flags, the splash pad at the park….  All of which were thrown out the window when LP continued to spike a fever between 100-103 (plus…), wavering between the appearance of death smeared on toast and being backed over (several times) by a Mack truck.  The poor thing had been sick since the previous week.  Just when I thought she was perking up, her fever would spike and she’d visibly go down hill again.  A trip to the Dr…..she has pneumonia.  Hell of a way to spend your last hoorah before going back to school.  The ladies in the Dr’s office were perplexed to see things like the stomach flu and pneumonia during the summer months (both of which my children have been plagued with this summer).  So while one child was incredibly sick.  The other grew incredibly bored bouncing off the walls with more and more ants in his pants (which I can’t blame him, I don’t do well day in and day out sitting at home, I am my ‘best’ on the go with little down time).

Fun times my friends…..not.

We also had a fun filled weekend with friends that we’ve had to cancel. 

*SIGH*

*POUT*

(Side note- I did just find out our pool is ‘extending their weekend hours through Sept 30′…that’s exciting news!  *giddy* Hey!  It’s the little things!)

Also. Is it too late to start counting down to my birthday weekend?  Or um…Vegas?  Don’t be surprised if you see a counter go up in my side bar.  Soon. I am that excited!

*remember…..free spirit….hate to be cooped up*

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Well.  Happy Friday!!!

I’d like to go to a party like this this weekend.  Just saying….

~ xo

Vixen

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Feeling slightly offended

posted by: Vixen
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(haha….this is too funny *grins*)

So I have an AFF profile (I have an entire post on *that* experience, o.m.g…..later though).  Female for female.  But does that stop the men from responding?  Uh…no.  But nor does it stop me from ignoring them.  (doh)

One of the gems I received recently was from a male who went on and on about how into ‘older’ women he was, how he’s always fantasized about experiencing an ‘older woman’, etc.  Um.  He’s 32 years old.  Dude!  I’m only FIVE years older than you! And could you please stop referring to me as an ‘older woman’.  Gah…..  Way to kill a gals game.  And your opportunity at any too!  Geesh!

Not that I was ever interested anyways…..  But still!

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Decided I was happy I hadn’t taken the top off my Jeep yet when it began raining early Friday afternoon.  (at the rate this summer is going, I may NEVER get to take it down!)

Watched it rain.

Thought of things that would entertain three children under 10years old that didn’t involve being outside.

Watched it rain.

Took everyone to see the remake of Karate Kid.  Very well done.  Loved it almost better than the original.

Watched it rain.

Overheard a conversation a drunk man was having on his cell phone in the lobby of Hooters, pleading with someone named “Kate”, to let him come over, assuring her that ‘she could always call 911 if she had to’.  Umm…… (IDK how reassuring that really is…”Kate” must have not thought so either because he took a place at the bar and remained there even after we left 45min later…..)

Watched it rain.

Had the entirely too large Golden Retriever/Border Collie mix desecrate my favorite 5′ tall potted plant A.G.A.I.N!!!!  ARGH!!!!!  I give up.  FINE.  Let’s throw the fucking plant away.  FINE!  My GAWD!

Dodged petty arguments/bickering/put out fires because three kiddos were stuck inside yet another day.

Because it was. still. raining…..

Unintentionally crashed a wedding reception.  Kiddos scored free wedding cake out of the deal.  (I *heart* Olive Garden)

Didn’t enjoy a Martini made with what tasted like entirely of Tequila.  I felt as if I needed to request a Chaser for it.

Watched it rain.

Read an entire book.

Enjoyed mutual-self gratifying O’s.  (A willing, skilled partners hand and a fish…a girls best friend *wink*)

Watched it rain.

Mmm…Starbucks.

Accused PC of being hormonal and questioned if he was PMSing.  Offered him Midol. *snort wink*  (((PC)))

Watched it rain.

Went to see A-Team (yeah….it was THAT type of a movie watching weekend).  Was surprised at how good it was considering how I had so totally not wanted to see it.

Was slightly encouraged when the rain stopped for 5.5seconds.

Drowned my rainy weekend sorrows in a perfectly strong Margarita.

Watched it rain.

Lusted over watched the season premiere to True Blood*happy sigh*

Watched. it. rain.
(seriously SERIOUSLY over the rain…..wonders if it rains less in Seattle……)

It’s Monday.  I’m hoping for….a little less rain.


~ xo

Vixen

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And we’ll all float on okay (Friday Favorites)

posted by: Vixen

Friday Favorites-

*Remember to click on the links and hit these girls up*
Thumbnails are only meant to serve as teasers!

Jobthingy…..

Barefoot Dreamer.….

Crystal…..

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Kiddo stuff….
Kiddos and I have been Rock Band playing fools in the last week.  LM insists that I’m ‘awesome’.  To which my sister first about choked on her beer probably and then vehemently disagreed saying she was kind of surprised ‘even LM thought I was good’. *snort* Hey! I’ll take what I can get, and if that’s flattery from a 7yro little boy \- then so be it! Ha!  I mean, don’t we ALL sing awesome (in our heads at least)?!

PC’s son is staying with us for the next month.  It’s fun to have the three kids back together again.  They really get along famously the first week*LOL* Actually I think we’re all happy to have a good drum player (Rock Band people…keep up with me). He rocks it on the drums.  *beaming* The weather has been awesome.  So I’ve been entertaining them with pool days and the awesome splash pad park we have.

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I’m otherwise boring bc any spare time I have is being spent as the kids cruise director.  I did have plans to go to an outdoor concert of some kind with a super fun friend this weekend, but it seems the beautiful weather I just gushed about is about to ditch us, turning super crappy.  Totally annoying.  *SIGH*
(actually I think Sage willed it on us…he’s been giving me crap lately for ‘stealing’ all his girls.  *humpf* I was only going to BORROW, I mean seriously, we came to an agreement I thought, give the weather back already.  Sheesh! *LOL*)

Hope everyone has a fabulous Friday!

~ xo

Vixen

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You’re the most OCD person I’ve ever known, but I love you

posted by: Vixen

This little gem came from PC over the weekend.  *smirk*

The before conversation came up after we had just seen Killers and Katherine Heigl couldn’t pee on a stick (pregnancy test) in front of her husband, Ashton Kutcher.  Somehow I got to teasing him about how I wouldn’t have been able to do that even though I’m a pro at it (POAS- peeing on a stick). And I mentioned he’s glad he didn’t know me when I was trying to get pregnant with LM.  Someone as obsessive as me trying to concieve (…for over a year…with two miscarriages…HOOPS people, medical hoops is what it finally took).  Can you IMAGINE the insane level of obsessing going on?!?!  No wonder my exH and mine marriage fell apart!  I’m surprised I didn’t make him take off into the hills running like a lunatic.  I tease…..  ~wink~ (obviously there was A LOT more to my doomed previous marriage  *ahem*).

Speaking of Killers.  GREAT movie. I guess the general plot, if you disect the movie, it’s a bit stupid.  BUT why ruin a great movie that way…. over all it’s funny, cute and I loved it.  Super cute.  Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher had fabulous chemistry.  He’s a surprisingly good actor and I’ve always been a fan of Katherine’s….  I admit to having a massive crush on Ashton Kutcher.  So if you all would like to pitch in to get him for my birthday, that would be like awesome.  ~hinthintgrins~

Oh.  But one more thing.  So the mom of Katherine Heigls character…she’s a neurotic lush!  Making comments through out the entire movie like ‘It’s never too early for a cocktail’ and ‘Let’s celebrate!’ (as she goes to pour herself a drink) and making inappropriate comments through out.  Um….I think I’m that mom!  Even funnier/worse.  PC thinks I’m the combo of the neurotic mom onTransformers (anyone seen Part 2?  The scene where she accidentally eats the ‘special’ brownies…..bwahaha) and this mom on Killers.  *shaking head* Nice…..lolol.

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This and That:

Friday I finally did it.  Went through with the tattoo I’ve been obsessing over since March.  I was amazed at how NOT painful it was.  I joked that from now on ALL the rest of my ink will go on my arms/wrists.  *LOL* When you’ve gotten 8, in various places of your body, you gain an idea on where it’s painful to get them and where it is not.  The one on my hip and upper back still hold as being *the. most. painful*.  While the ones on my bikini line, ankle and wrist were the least. Maybe not the most impressive tattoo I’ve gotten, but quite possibly one of the more meaningful…

Discovered my new favorite twist on beer!  Specialty brewed Stout with a shot of Stoleys Vanilla Vodka.  Anyone who knows me, is aware of my love for tastes-like-rocky-mountain-spring-water beer (AKA- Coors Light). And strong DISLIKE for dark beer *barf*.  BUT this combo is very awesome.

LP and I ran the 5k we do every year that benefits our local Habitat for Humanity.  She totally kicked ass.  Coming in 1st place in her division (course this was after she puked 500ft from the finish line from over-exherting herself…..she’s hard core that kid).  VERY proud of her.  *beaming*

Kiddos spent the rest of the wkend with their grandmother.  Which was a nice opportunity to spend time with friends, kick back, relax, do our own thing.  My head’s been a bit discombobulated lately so it was nice to just…not have to think.  Ya know?  That’s what I spent the weekend trying to do at least.

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Have a fabulous Monday!

~ xo

Vixen