1. What age to you think is a good age for someone to lose their virginity? (Chapter Two)
When you feel ready.  And not a second, moment before. I lost mine at 15 and I knew I was ready.  It wasn’t the right situation, I’m annoyed at myself now over the ‘situation’ but when I snuck out of my house that night, I knew that is what was going to happen and I was ready.

2.What is the weirdest position you have ever been in that you were sure would not work but did?? (Angel)
Um….  God, you know I am searching my brain.  I consider myself extremely well versed when it comes to sexual positions… I can’t think of a position that I haven’t tried.  Or one that I was doubting.  Hmm..
Although I can think of a couple that I would never, ever want to try again… (haha)

3. Worst Date ever? (D. Scandal)
From the moment we met I could tell he was HIGHLY uncomfortable by me.  I make no bones, I live my life on LOUD and hello…this is ME.  And our entire date he was looking over his shoulder, around the bar, worried others might hear our conversation, what we (ok, me) were talking about.  At the end of the date he admitted to me that he had ‘bitten off more then he could chew’.  *snort*  Alrighty then… haha.

We won’t go into the time that I went out on a date with someone I wasn’t completely comfortable with…sent PC a text that was misunderstood (one should be most careful when typing the word ‘cum’ vs. ‘come’) and then proceeded to come down with a stomach bug on the way home causing them to need to pull over numerous times on the way home…  *holding face in hands groaning*  Needless to say I did not see them ever. again.  *ahem*

4. Do you have any problems asking your partner for what you want in bed? (Boobies)
NO!  Hello….bossy—->me.

5. What is the one sexual experience, that you haven’t tried before, that you would like to experience this year? (Mrs. Discontented)
Um…….  *crickets*  (hello…adventurous—->me)
I can think of some ones I would like to re-visit! (counter top….against a wall…. *ahem* yes…please)

6. Which one is easier to organize for a woman… a MFM or a FFM? (France)
Easier to organize???  Um, I have no clue.  I would imagine I could hit up any two guys on the street and they are going to agree to a MFM threesome.  No?  But oh hell no do I want to participate in that.  I’m the chick going out of my way to organize a FFM threesome before a MFM.  (confused a bit by the word ‘organized’… ???)

7. At what number of sexual partners does one become a slut? (disasterousdating)
I’m at the point in my life where I feel the title of being a slut is a good thing.  *smirk*

8. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you? (Blue-eyed Vixen)
A firm 8.

9. Do you like to french kiss?
YES YES YES….omg….yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

10. How much tongue is too much tongue?
Well, if you are going to cram it down my throat and choke me with it…TOO. MUCH.

11. Can you get past the “bad kissing thing” or is that a deal breaker?
It’s pretty much a deal breaker.  Kissing is huge to me!!!  You can’t get past a bad kisser…ok, or at least I can’t.

12. A name you think is just freaking sexy!
Names???  Uh…..

13. What is your lucky number ( just wanna know)
21

14. Do you have a name for your partners sexual part?
No.  (eww…that freaks me out)

15. Will you deny your partner sex if you are mad at them?
*sigh* Not on purpose.  Although when I get my girl feelings hurt it does make it more difficult for me to be/get in the mood.

16. How many naked pictures are on your phone?
Uh…. Oh look!  Something shiny…over THERE!

17. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?
Ok.  I’m going to say this and no one is allowed to tell me to shut up or roll their eyes..  My thighs. I hate my thighs.  No matter what I’ve tried or do I have saddle bags.  Maybe it’s because I have wide hips??? IDK…  but hate them.  (ok, seriously, you promised not to roll your eyes)

18. Have you ever broken anything doing the nasty?
A bed.  A table. A window.  Ok, windows.

19. What are your bed sheets like?
Pink! Ruffly! Pretty…girly…. I love love love my bed sheets!

20. Would you like to have sex on the beach or have you already?
I definitely have already and I know I am in the minority when I say- I LOVE IT!!!  I guess maybe it goes along with my water fetishes…but waves crashing nearby, sand…YES PLEASE.

21. What is love?
Oh boy….  Love is something you stumble upon without realizing it or planning for it and suddenly are overwhelmed with this emotion that consumes you and you can’t get enough of it or the person you are in love with.

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After a week of entertaining kiddos they’ve gone back to school. Or as LP said, back to the grind.  Was super pleased that the weather held out as long as it did, only turning the very last day.

Little Ms. Emma had her pin removed Thursday.  The orthopedic surgeon even gave me the pin as a memento.  Which was sweet…and cute.  She has much better mobility now that it’s been removed.  Such a long haul we’ve been through with her.  So totally worth it. 

Alrighty then….have a fantabulous Monday!!!

~ xo

Vixen

“Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.”
— Henry Van Dyke (via justbesplendid)

Although the traffic seems to be only slightly less than usual, I think many people this week are browsing rather than commenting.  I debated putting up a CQW and in the end decided to do something simple instead.  Save the question for a date where it might get better responses.

1. Are you sticking to traditional Thanksgiving foods this year, or are you being culinarily adventurous?
My BIL does the majority of the cooking.  He’s a *fantastic* from scratch cook.  But alas…a meat eater.  As is my entire family but me.  Over the years he has become very accommodating of quirky little me and the last couple years has even made vegetarian stuffing.  Awww….  *grins*  My sister will do her usual pre-dinner yumminess (meat excluded), also known as appetizers. 

2. Tell me something concrete that you’re thankful for. (Something you can literally touch, see, etc., not a concept like “hope.”)
Family, my sister who I am able to vent/confide/support/reach out to on a daily basis, PC who knows me better than myself (thank god bc when you are as neurotic as I am it helps to have *someone* know you! LOL) and supports me on all my whims with all the love in his heart, my children to which I would sacrifice everything for, my furbabies that enrich my every waking moment, my bestest friend Roxy and my home, as dilapitated as it is, I love having a place to call home.

3. You knew the flip side was coming: Share about something intangible that you’re thankful for.
Happiness.  After going many, many years quite unhappy with such a feeling of hopelessness, I relish in *HAPPY*.

4. Share one vivid Thanksgiving memory. It doesn’t have to be deep or meaningful, just something that remains etched in your memory.
Oh.  Um.  This was numerous years ago…. I had a new mommy-van, a preschooler and a toddler….enter a sudden onset of a stomach virus that began IN the mommy-van by the youngest child (I swear one of the main reasons I got rid of it several months later was because of the nasty stench I couldn’t remove from the fucking thing), carrying through with most all the adults coming down with it ON TGing day…..  Ah, the memories. (*puke*  …literally.)

5. What is one thing that you know beyond a shadow of a doubt is going to happen this Thanksgiving because it always does, year after year?
I won’t eat the Turkey.  *wink*

6. Do your pets get any left-overs?
They might be sneaked a bit,  yes. Or the ‘accidental’ dropping of food….happens from time to time.  My dogs are ‘polite beggers’ as I refer to them.  *LOL*

7. Does your family pray before the big meal? If so, do you join hands while seated, stand, repeat a formal prayer or offer a spontaneous prayer? Who does the praying?
Not these days…  Last year it was insanely cute when the kids (completely on their own) went around their little table telling what they were thankful for.  LM, all too predictably, had said “costumes” (while wearing his Orvill Redinbocker outfit…).  *snort*

8. Will you be watching football in the afternoon? If not, what will you be doing?
Uh no….not me.  I’ll be enjoying cocktails and gossip.

9. There are two distinct camps of people on this issue: How do you feel about oysters in the dressing/stuffing?
Um yeah…this was discussed last year.  I’ve never even heard of oysters in stuffing.  In our family there is the ‘stuffing with sausage’ and ‘stuffing with none’.  I’m sure you can guess which I prefer. 

10. Do you consider yourself informed about the first Thanksgiving?
More so than the dumbass that PC had to delete from his FB friends list last year on TGing day……

11. Which variety of pie will you be enjoying?
PUMPKIN with Cool Whip.  No other time of the year.  And I would never buy it or make it. But when it’s offered this one time of year…it’s *yummy*.

12. Do you feel for the turkey??
….do I ever feel…for…the turkey.  Hmm, right, still not sure what this means.  But no.  Turkey and I aren’t very close and I will not be feeling up the turkey or whatever it is I was just asked. (doh)

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Kiddos are going to their grandparents for a couple days, which means PC and I have some time to ourselves.  *wicked grins*

Happy Hump Day!!!

(tumblr)

~ xo

Vixen

I’ve seen this one around and have kept it for safe keeping, not sure if I would have time for it. Now seems as good of time as any.

1. Are you sticking to traditional Thanksgiving foods this year, or are you being culinarily adventurous?
My BIL does/did the majority of the cooking.  He’s a *fantastic* from scratch cook.  But alas…a meat eater.  As is my entire family but me.  Over the years he has become very accommodating of quirky little me and this year even made vegetarian stuffing.  Awww….  *grins*  I brought the green beans and homemade mac/cheese.  (a vegetarian like me has to ensure herself something to eat!) AND….my sister researched/made all vegetarian pre-dinner yumminess.  I *heart* my family.

2. Tell me something concrete that you’re thankful for. (Something you can literally touch, see, etc., not a concept like “hope.”)
Family, my sister who I am able to vent/confide/support/reach out to on a daily basis, my husband who knows me better than myself (thank god bc when you are as neurotic as I am it helps to have *someone* know you! LOL), my children to which I would sacrifice everything for, my furbabies that enrich my every waking moment, my bestest friend Roxy and my home, as dilapitated as it is, I love having a place to call home.

3. You knew the flip side was coming: Share about something intangible that you’re thankful for.
Happiness.  After going many, many years quite unhappy with such a feeling of hopelessness, I relish in *HAPPY*.

4. Share one vivid Thanksgiving memory. It doesn’t have to be deep or meaningful, just something that remains etched in your memory.
Oh.  Um.  I was forced to remember this when my sisters entire family (but her) became severely ill with a nasty stomach virus this past week right. before. TGing.  This was numerous years ago…. I had a new mommy-van, a preschooler and a toddler….enter a sudden onset of a stomach virus that began IN the mommy-van (I swear one of the main reasons I got rid of it several months later was BC of the nasty ass smell I couldn’t remove from the fucking thing), carrying through with most all the adults coming down with it ON TGing day…..  Ah, the memories. (puke.  literally.)

5. What is one thing that you know beyond a shadow of a doubt is going to happen this Thanksgiving because it always does, year after year?
I won’t eat the Turkey.  ~wink~

6. Do your pets get any left-overs?
Sneeked, a bit yes. Or the ‘accidental’ dropping of food….happens from time to time.  My dogs are ‘polite beggers’ as I refer to them.  *LOL*

7. Does your family pray before the big meal? If so, do you join hands while seated, stand, repeat a formal prayer or offer a spontaneous prayer? Who does the praying?
Not these days…  I did find it HORRIBLY cute when the kids (completely on their own) went around their little table telling what they were thankful for.  LM, all too predictably, said “costumes” (while wearing his Orvill Redinbocker outfit- no shittin you).  *snort*

8. Will you be watching football in the afternoon? If not, what will you be doing?
Blech.  Not me.  I’ll be enjoying cocktails and bullshitting.

9. There are two distinct camps of people on this issue: How do you feel about oysters in the dressing/stuffing?
Um…there are?!?!  I’ve never even heard of oysters in stuffing.  In our family there is the ‘stuffing with sausage’ and ‘stuffing with none’.  I’m sure you can guess which I prefer.  And which my family prefers. Doh.

10. Do you consider yourself informed about the first Thanksgiving?
More so than the dumbass that PC had to delete from his FB friends list TGing day……

11. Which variety of pie will you be enjoying?
PUMPKIN with Cool Whip.  No other time of the year.  And I would never buy it or make it. But when it’s offered this one time of year…it’s *yummy*.

12. Do you feel for the turkey??
I have no idea what this means.  And the very thought grosses me out if we are talking about “actual” Turkey.

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My favorite way to spend a week end morning…..

vi.sualize.us

~ xo

Vixen

Wasn’t really feeling TMI. Sorry…. Chose this meme instead.

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Pffbbtt….  HELL YEAH.  My blogroll is what I consider my ‘absolute favorites’, have you visted my blogroll?!  ~wink~

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.  Please.  ~grins coyly~

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
*groan*  Yes.  Too many times to recall.  Some due to being ill (for reals) and others from drinking too much.  Shining moments my friends…. (not)

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I suppose Strip Poker counts, huh?


The Code: 831
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
I do LOVE me some shower sex.  Ok.  But I’ve had sex in very BIG jacuzzi tubs and THAT is the cat’s meow!  Puuuurrrrrr……

The Code: 831
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Well, seeing as I am passively aggressive- yes please. 

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Totally and unconditionally with every facet of my heart.

8. Love or Money?
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

9. Credit cards or cash?
Cash/Debit cards.  I burned myself in a serious way in my ‘past life’ with credit cards.  Lesson learned.  I haven’t owned one since and I probably never will.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Have I ever ‘wanted’ one?  Um….weird question.  YES.  I have several whom I love to pieces, I can’t imagine my life with out them.

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
I used to really love to camp.  Then I moved into a house w/o indoor plumbing or heat (pretty much exactly like camping, take my word for it….)  Then we had a nicer house.  Then we had kids.  Then I began really loving 5 star hotels.  A lot.


The Real Princess
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Weirdest.  That is such a subjective question.  See I read this question and all I can think of are ‘fun’, ‘crazy’….but to me they all equate to HOT, nothing ‘weird’ come to mind.  Is the bathroom stall at a club weird? How about a hotel balcony over a hwy?  Or on a toilet seat in a hotel bathroom with people in the next room?  Oh wait, or maybe on the cement outside of a hot tub with 8 other people….there.  Or in a pool in broad daylight?
See?  IDK then.

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Well, I was on board until we brought up my head…AKA my hair.  Sorry, I’m vain, what can I say?  I am just not shaving my head.  ….*shrug*….

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes!  Fun fun times…..


The Code: 831
15. Ever been to a bar?
Right.  Have *I* ever been to a bar.  Yes, people, yes I have (duh).

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Unfortunately yes.  Thanks to my exH’s inability to control his behavior/temper. OMG yes, someone looked at me.  And *gasp* they even TALKED TO ME?! 

*rolling eyes*
What.fucking.ever.

Blue-Eyed Vixen
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Uh yeah.  I had *much* too many Jello Shots and had to be carried out of a club, thrown into the back of a cab, then carried up to the hotel room.  I’m a rock star, I know.  *blush*

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sex, no.  Everything up until?  MmmHmm.

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
YES.  Shower.  Counter.  Toilet (my favorite in fact- not while using it though, just to clarify!)

The Code: 831
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yep.

21. Ever been to an adult store?
A few.  (roflmao)

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Duh.

23. Have you been caught having sex?
OH yeah.  My small VW Bug, deserted parking lot, HS, police…..  Fun times all around there.  *rocks in corner mortified*

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yeah.  Yay me….

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Thankfully NO.  *LOL*

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“HEY HEY I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR”

We’re going to see Nickleback(!), Hinder (!!), Saving Able (!!!) and Papa Roach (!!!!) tonight!  Woo Hoo….

Outdoor venue, *please* keep your fingers crossed for decent weather and no rainstorms!

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TFT is up!  Go check it out.  The site is always looking for contributors.  If you’ve thought about wanting to do it- there is no time like the present!  If you have before but it’s been awhile- we miss you!  All you have to do to help support our troops is EMAIL ME!  Help boost some morale!

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Bend Me Over

~xo

A weekend meme….  I think I stole this from Dana awhile back and realized I never used it.

My roommate and I once:
went dancing….  as in, every single weekend for an entire summer.  Fun times…..

Never in my life have I:
sky dived.  And nor will I.  HA!

High school was:
Not something I would ever want to do again….  I can barely even remember who that person was.  It’s so far from who ‘me’ is now.

When I’m nervous:
I chew the inside of my lip.  Bad, bad habit.

My hair:
Is taking FOREVER to grow out!  Gah….  When I wanted it short I was having to go in like very 4wks to get it cut, now that I want it long again it’s growing sooooooo. sloooooooooow.

When I was 5:
My mother gave me a pixie cut that made me look like a boy.  F-U-G-L-Y

When I turn my head left:
I feel the fan.

I should be:
…..nothing.  It’s 11:00 at night.  Kids are asleep in bed.  Dishwasher running.  Laundry going.  Ah….. ME TIME.

By this time next year:
I’d love a new house.  SUCH wishful thinking *LOL*

My favorite aunt is:
Non existent.  I haven’t seen one of my aunts since I was like 7.

I have a hard time understanding:
How close minded some people can really be.

You know I like you if:
I can actually talk to you and feel comfortable doing so (I can be painfully shy)

My ideal breakfast is:
Coffee.  With lots of flavored creamer.  Or from Starbucks- Vinte non fat extra hot Caramal Macchiato *YUM*

If you visit my home town:
IDK.  It’s nice.  Upscale, rich, nice neighborhoods.  It’s a city.  I’m a country gal.

If you spend the night at my house:
You better like animals and not be allergic to cats.  ~wink~

The animal I would like to see flying besides birds:
Unicorns.  Or a Pegasus.  That would be cool.

I shouldn’t have been:
In SUCH an unhealthy relationship for as long as I was.

Last night I:
Had super yummy mexican food and the BEST Stawberry-Mango margaritas.  Then slept like shit.  Completely unrelated (lol)

A better name for me would be:
What?  There is a better one than Blue-Eyed Vixen!??!

I’ve been told I look like:
Heather Locklear

If I could have any car, it would be:
A Jeep Rubicon.  And I love it ~wink~

******

Not a huge fan of Beck beer normally. But perhaps I could be persuaded…..

The Code: 831

Just sayin. ~wink~

Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend!

~xo

Vanilla Impaired came up with this little meme.

1.     What’s your favourite way to have an orgasm?
With help of PC and my fish.  They are always SUPER intense and guaranteed (always a good thing, right? lol).  And….when we move on to actual penetration, my proceeding O’s are incredible.

Wait though….  When he goes down on me after we’ve had sex, THOSE O’s are super intense and what we call ‘rolling’ ones.  Hmmm…..  Really people have ‘favorite ways’ to have O’s.  I’m stoked to have *AN* O.  Haha!

2.     Do you use a sex toy? Hands? or both?
By myself?  Yes.  I actually can not masturbate and get myself off with just a hand.  Now, PC can do that for me w/o a toy.  But me? No. I’ve never been blessed with that ability, sadly. I know, right?  I’m pretty in love with my fish ;)

3.     Do you have a favourite time of day or night that you like to pleasure yourself or have sex?
I guess night?  I love night time sex.  Darkness is a big time turn on to me.  It causes inhibition.  Although I am certainly never one to turn down morning, afternoon or day time sex either!

4.     Do you feel you have different types of orgasms?
Oh yes.  There are the SUPER intense awesome ones (those are my favorites).  Then the smaller ones, which are usually multiple.  Those are nice and I’ll take ‘em, but they aren’t as good as the super intense ones. And THEN the rolling, multiple ones that I have when I’m very turned on and it feels oh. so. GOOOOOOD.  There is one more.  Super wet ones, but I’ll keep those details to myself.  A girls gotta have SOME secrets!

5.     Do you have a position or a technique that always guarantees an orgasm?
Me on my back.  My fish.  PC’s fingers.  ‘Nuff said.  Him going down on me after sex is pretty guaranteed too though….

6.    Is having your clit directly stimulated pleasurable for you? What about after an orgasm?
It’s the only way to go for me.  Otherwise not a lot of anything happening for me.

7.     Do you masturbate/pleasure yourself?
Duh.  ;)

8.     Has your self pleasuring repertoire/routine/technique changed or evolved over time?
Nope.  I learned long ago what works and I’m pretty happy sticking with what works.  Hello?!

9.     Are sex toys part of your self pleasuring or with a partner? Or both?
Always when alone.  Many times with a partner.  As I mentioned…I do love my fish.  And it’s friends.  hehe…..

10.  If you enjoy using sex toys how often do you upgrade your equipment?
Having reviewed quite a few toys over the last year, I have tried many.  But always, ALWAYS will prefer my fish (over other toys).  It’s waterproof, QUIET, multi-speed…..what more can a gal ask for?!

11.  Whats the most intense orgasm you have ever had?
I honestly couldn’t say.  I have had numerous that were just *insane*.   They were always with PC involved though.

12.  How often do you orgasm? Daily, more than once a day, weekly, monthly….???
Just about daily.  On a good day, several times daily.

13.  Do you regard orgasm to be a stress reliever?
Oh yes it can be!

14.  What happens to you after orgasm? Full of energy, a bit lala or ready to go to sleep?
Re-energized usually.

15.  Have you ever squirted?
OH yeah….  Remember my #4?  ;)

16.  Do you fantasize when you masturbate? Or do you just get right down to it?
No.  If I fantasize I am thinking and thinking causes me to not be able to concentrate, which causes me to NOT O.  Am I the only one like this?!  Sometimes I feel like it! (lol)

17.  What do you like about having an orgasm? Is it important you have an orgasm every time?
……What is there NOT to like about having an O?!  I like everything about it!  Isn’t is almost the best feeling in the world?!  But no.  It is not important to me to have one every time. I enjoy sex *A LOT*.  And if I don’t have an O, I’m pretty ok.  If I don’t have on O numerous encounters consecutive….then yeah, it becomes more important.  Just sayin’….

(via realprincess)

~xo

(I snagged this from Roxy ;)

Saturday 9: Hot Fun in the Summertime

1. Is summer your favorite season? Why?
Ooooo…..I *LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE* summer.  I live for summers.  Long days, it’s light until past 9, warm so you can run around in shorts, tanks and sundresses, the green grass, birds chirping, lazy days at the pool with the kiddos, drinking beer on the lawn as the sun goes down.  *happy sigh*

2. Do you exercise more in the summer because you wear less clothing?
No.  Not really. I exercise (read: RUN) more when it’s nice bc I CAN.  As opposed to the winter/colder months when I miss days in a row from running bc it’s snowy/cold/wet out.

3. Do you enjoy tanning or are you more concerned about the dangers of basking in the sun?
Both.  *snort*  But I really adore the way the sun feels against on my skin.  And yes, I like the way I look with some color better too.  But YES, I do worry about the dangers of the sun.  Double edged sword.

4. You are on the beach when a waiter appears for your drink order. What do you ask for?
Depends on my mood.  Either a Coors Light or Diet Coke with Vanilla/Coconut Rum.

5. Do you camp in the summertime?
*snort* No.  But in all fairness, I don’t camp in the fall, spring or winter either.  Ha!  I did used to love to camp on the beach at Lake McConaughay.  It was really awesome.  Good memories.

6. What was your favorite summer vacation as a kid?
Hmm…..  We did SO many fun things growing up.  But it had to have been one of our many vacations to Lake McConaughay or Lake Powell.

7. Do you enjoy sleeping outdoors?
Not so much. 

8. Do you throw a summer barbecue every year?
Um.  No, not anymore.  I like going to them though.  :)

9. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Yes! hehe!

via www.celebritygossipeveryday.com

~xo

Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
Yes….  Kind of an odd question, worded in an odd way.  This time last year was difficult emotionally. I had a falling out with someone I considered very close.  But it was a unhealthy relationship that needed to be cut off clean.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
PC I’m sure.

Do you watch wrestling?
Eww.  NO.  I hate those kind of sports.

Have you ever played Twister?
YES!  It’s esp fun drunk!  Have you heard of strip Twister???  Hehe…..

What are four of your favorite comfort foods?
Hmm….beer.  Oh wait.  That probably doesn’t count.  I don’t *eat* when I need comfort.  Let’s go with McD’s french fries, homemade Mac&Cheese, Santiagos cheese and onion enchiladas……that is really all I can think of.  Unless I can go back to counting beer.  (lol)

Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
Yes.  :(

How do you know the last female you got a text message from?
Um.  We met through PC.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
LOL Let me wrap my mind around this wording…..  *thinking*  Yes.  Yes I do and it was magical and beautiful and still to this day gives me butterflies thinking about it. It was the type of old time movie kiss that you see where the girl lifts her one leg up while *swooning*.  Mmmm…..

Look behind you, what do you see?
A geriatric Siamese cat.  I wuves her.  ~grins~

Would you eat five spoonfuls of super hot salsa for $1,000?
Duh.  I LOVE salsa.  And for $1000?!  Pfffbbbttt, you bet I would!

Does it annoy you when the windows on the car you’re in are dirty?
The windows I need to like SEE, yes.  Otherwise I’m pretty used to it.  At any given time I have at least 2 doggies in the car with me, and when Mick (my Heeler furbaby) comes he mucks up the windows by pushing his wet nose against them.

Do you find yourself funny?
LOL, I guess so.

Could you go for a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries?
Um.  No.  I’ll take the waffle fries but you can’t pay that previously mentioned $1000 to eat a chickn sandwich. *barf*

What was the first cigarette you ever smoked?
I was prob…..14?  I was trying to fit in with my very cliquey group of friends.  It didn’t last very long.  Cigarettes are disgusting.

Do you like going to the dentist?
Seriously?  Does ANYONE like going to the dentist?!

Are you sarcastic?
*snort*  Oh yeah.

When was your last one night stand?
Never.  :)

Do you ever make shadow puppets with your hands?
No…..  Although the kiddos and I made shadow shapes with our bodies on the drive the other morning while waiting for the bus. ~giggle~

If you were kicked out of the place you’re currently living, where would you go first?
Um.  This is very difficult to hypothetically wrap my mind around. Bc who is going to kick me out of my house?!  *LOL*  Ok, but I’ll play along, I guess I would go to my sisters bc I’m sure I’d have the kiddos with me if I were ‘kicked out’.  (although again, ridiculous thought)


Do you have a fear of taking tests when you are not prepared?
I have a fear of taking tests period.  Even when I AM prepared.  Sends my anxiety through the roof.

Can you sleep without sheets or blankets covering you?
No. I’m naturally almost always cold.  I can sleep and sometimes do with a leg hanging out but I need my body covered to keep my core temperature snuggy and comfy.

If you could change your eye color to anything what would it be?
I’m very happy with blue.  I can’t see me with any other eye color.

Could you last an hour awake without talking?
I suppose but it would be very difficult to not converse with the furbabies that are always following me.  I’d feel badly they were feeling ignored.

What color is the last thing you drank out of?
It’s a coffee mug in shades of pink.

Have you ever burped in front of your significant other or the opposite sex?
NO.  He would seriously freak out if I did that, lol.  It would surprise the hell out of him.  *snort*

Do you hate it when people text back with one word?
Not neccessarily.  Unless I was *needing* more than a one word answer, then yes, that is frustrating.

Do you miss being a little kid?
Nope. 

Happy Saturday!!!

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Biscuit and Jezebel tagged me and in true fashion it took me for freaking ever to get it up (*giggle*).  Doh.  Sorry!

Rules to Isabella’s Naughty Meme of Firsts:
1. Please post these at the beginning of your meme.
2. Please include a link to Sex Talk For Men.
3. Please include as many sordid details in your answers as possible — if you haven’t got any, make them up!

1. First French kiss?
Um…I’m thinking Stacey.  5th grade.  We were quite adventurous the two years we were best friends before we moved away.  ~wink~ 
With a boy it was a bit later…and he was much older.  Gah.  I was 14.  He was 19?  20???  I know, I know!  I had the biggest crush on this guy who worked at the stable I boarded my horses at.  It was probably the first guy I had a real (ok, I was fourteen, as close to ‘real’ as it can be then, lol) crush on.  At the time I remember being giddy that an older guy was into me.  All the girls at the stable were dating or had crushes on the older guys there.  Now that I think back.  EWW.  That was *CREEPY*!  lmao!  He knew I had a crush on him, he pulled me into a tack shed and we made out.  Insane. butterflies.  But I vividly remember he tasted like beer.  Doh. 

2. First boyfriend/girlfriend.
Camilla.  We declared it to everyone in 4th grade.  *LOL*  The first “socially acceptable” REAL boyfriend was 9th grade, James.  I mean there was also Colin in 5th grade that I flirted with madly on a daily basis and him in return.  But whatever.  Does that count? 

3. First type.
Female.  LOL  Hey. Just being honest! ~grins~
Apparently the ‘bad boy’ image appealed to me quite a bit too, see #7.

4. First time you had sex.
It was with a girl.  But I’m going to stick with first penetrative boy/girl sex.

That would be with my ex husband, AH.  I was 15, it was the summer before my sophomore year of High School.  We had had this ridiculous, mad year of flirting heavily.  I had a HUGE crush on him, we had tried ‘going out’ and it was weird and uncomfortable, so instead we were really really good friends.  I had dated another guy (the boy from #2) my entire freshman year, we had broken up and AH and I became closer that summer.  I knew I would lose my virginity to him.  I snuck out of my house one night.  We did it on his water bed in his parents basement.   *shaking head* 

There is more to this story though.  We didn’t have any sort of protection.  He actually convinced me that *I* should sneak back out (remember it was like 2:00 am), walk 5 blocks to the 7-11 and buy condoms so we could have safe sex (at least I was smart, bc he was trying to convince me to have sex w/o protection and I *insisted*).  NOW when I look back on it.  OMFGOMFGOMFG!!!!!  I should have walked home right then and there.  Any guy that makes the GIRL walk in the middle of the fucking night to buy CONDOMS so he can have sex with her is not the guy for THIS girl.  GAH!!!  Stoooopid.

5. First celebrity crush.
Mary Stuart Masterson.  *swoon*  Madly. in. crush. with. her.  I can not tell you how many time I watched Some Kind of Wonderful.

6. First sexual fantasy.
I have fantasized about having sex with people.  But I guess I’m the anomaly in that I don’t really have fantasies.   Early on (teenage years) I think I might have.  We role played a lot.  That’s fantasizing, right?  I suck at this question.  LOL

7. First person you fell in love with.
My ex husband.  *sigh*  I developed a crazy infatuation with him upon first laying eyes on him in Spanish class my freshman year.  He had a pink Mohawk, was this bad boy, skater punk kid.  Um…yeah.

8. First proper sex toy.
It was a blue fish.  Ahh…the memories. Numerous fish later, this type (bc duh, obviously THAT fish kicked the bucket years ago!) is still my all time favorite.

9. First porn video.
Hmm…I should try to find the name of it.  When my ex and I split we split the porn and I think I insisted on keeping that one.  LMAO  How is *that* for ironic and funny!?  *shaking head*  Anyways.  It was a VHS that a close friend of ours gave us years ago. I like REAL sex.  Real scenarios.  I hate hate hate and find it the biggest turn OFF that stupid porn where the girls are ‘pretend’ moaning/enjoying themselves and the guys are half hard.  *barf*  I did although became a HUGE fan of GGW  over the years.  ;)

10. First sexy lingerie item/sexy briefs owned.
Um…..  I guess it would be my sleep wear when I moved in with my ex.  I wore silk cami’s and tap pants to bed every night.  It wasn’t until my 30′s that I really got ‘into’ lingerie. I mean I was a *HUGE* fan of pretty panties before then!  But ‘lingerie’ is what I mean.

11. First time giving oral.
6th grade.  With again, Stacey.  I mentioned how much we experimented….  ~wink~

On a less fun note.  The first time I did with a guy was probably my #1 worst sexual experience E.V.E.R.  I was….14? I put myself in a situation that was stupid and was forced to do something I was totally not ready or comfortable doing.  But in respect to what else he was asking, I was relieved he settled for that.  *shudder*  Baaaaaaad memories.

12. First time getting oral.
Hope you aren’t getting bored of me bringing her up, lol.  Stacey.  6th grade.  Right before we moved away.

It wasn’t really until I met PC though that I fully, wholeheartedly ENJOYED it and was able to have repeative O’s.  It’s on the menu quite often ;)

13. First one night stand.
I’ll let you know when it happens.  LOL

14. First dirty book/dirty mag read.
Ok. Playboy.  My dad had a collection he kept hidden in a drawer in his underdrawer waterbed.  Everyone was gone one day and I came across them.  It was actually my first O. I was 9.  *ahem*

First book was (god…lol) Lady Chaterly’s Lover.  *snort*

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Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday!

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Le Chagrin

~xo