Friday Favorites-

Jessica…The Nekkid Eskimo…..

Northern Lights and Sleepless Nights…..

Elle…Kink Unleashed…..

Diana…..

B is for Blog…..

Coy Pink…..

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TGIF baby.  I want to apologize for the fucking crazy-stupid ass spam I’ve had recently.  My version of WP needs to be updated in a seriously sad way.  I finally gave PC the permission to do it.  …:::heavy sigh:::…  I hate change and just *know* things will be different after he does.  ~*~*deep breaths*~*~ It will be fine…..  I mean readjusting to change has got to be better than dealing with people hacking into my site and spamming it.  Right?!?!!

Wednesday I had the nastiest migraine.  I rarely get them that badly but gah…  Figures since I didn’t have time for it and it was a super busy week as Christmas approaches and school/school activities wind down. *sigh*

Good news is I finished almost all of the Christmas shopping this past week.  Which felt very satisfying.  Yay!

LP has been taking Hip Hop this semester with a wonderful local dance company.  Their performance is this wkend. As it’s been winding down it’s been grueling for the kids (and the parents, doh).  The last few weeks has been two plus hours of practice, then pictures (which were Thurs night), Friday night is a 4 hour dress rehearsal, with an evening performance Saturday night and then a matinee on Sunday.  This is a really big deal and heavily talked about event for our town.  I’m really excited!

Oh. I had the displeasure of sitting next to one of the bitchest women…. I wanted to bitch slap her and tell her what a fucking cunt she was.  For an hour I listened to her bitch to/at her husband.  To her kids.  To the owner of the dance studio. After she finally stormed out left I wanted to hug her poor husband and tell him how sorry I was he had married such a bitch.  My god.  I actually considered moving someplace else to sit at one point, but then thought it wouldn’t really matter….she was so boisterous and vehement I still would have heard her.  *shudder*  I can’t fathom speaking to PC that way.  Much less my children.  Or really ANYONE. 

Have a kick ass wkend my loverlies…. Less than two weeks until Christmas!  Oh holy cow!!!

~xo

1. Do you consider sexy underthings a present for you or your partner?
YES!!!!!  Oh HELL yeah.  Both!  I’m pretty sure PC does too….  At least he hasn’t seemed any sort of disappointed when I’ve either given HIM sexy under things or I’ve given him *ME* in sexy under things.  Hehe…

2. What are 3 characteristics of “your type”?
(I decided to group these into physical and personality)
Blond, pretty, FEMALE (lol)

Humorous, chivalrous, outgoing

Have your best relationship(s) been with your type or when you have gone against it?
Um no.  LOL PC has been quick (and repeatedly) to point out that I say I have a ‘type’ but I’m almost always attracted to/drawn towards what is NOT my type.  Doh.

3. What is on your Santa list this year?
A billion trillion dollars.  Bwahahaha!!!

Ok. Seriously.  Well….as I mentioned Sunday I am coveting <THESE> Cole Haan riding boots.  Really that is all that I have on my list.  Santa is bringing the kiddos some really great things that they will be *very* excited for.  I get to spend Christmas day with my entire family this year.  Not much else I could wish for.  :) 
(God I’m a total fucking sap, eh? lmao!)

4. Generally speaking, who has historically had a higher libido, you or your partner(s)?
Well.  My ex husband had an insatiable sexual appetite.  He even wore ME out.  Not to hurt anyone’s feelings, but as I’ve said before, it was the one (and only) thing him and I did well together.

With PC….I think it would be me.  BUT he does an outstanding job keeping up with me and making sure I am satisfied.  …:::happy sigh:::…

5. The unsculptured female bush seems to have passed from fashion. What about men, do you think they need to trim and shave “down there”?
YES YES YES!!!!!  Manscaping is an absolute MUST in my book.  And I will go a step further- completely shaven is the very best.  Mucho sexy ;)  And seriously, I want to be able to SEE what I am diving into.  I’m sure this has something to do with my OCD but pubic hair really disgusts me. And a muff on a guy is a huge turn off.  As in, a deal breaker.

Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual and non-sexual)?
The way LM tells me I’m the bestest mommy he has….

Or how LP will non nonchalantly, out of the blue tell me she loves me.

Snuggling with my kiddos and the way they nestle into my body and rest their heads into me.

Running with my doggies on a cool, crisp morning where I can feel the cold air hitting my lungs, listening to my rhythmic breathing and steps.

Hot HOT Starbucks in my hands first thing in the morning, that first drink….Mmmmm, heaven.

Ice cold Coors Light.

The way PC comes up behind me through out the day and hugs me, nuzzling into my neck and ear….breathing me in.  Butterflies….every. single. time.

That feeling right after sex when we’re both spent and my legs and body don’t stop quivering for several minutes after and the smell of sex is overwhelming.

When PC goes down on me after we both have cum and it’s like fireworks!  My entire body is electrified.

The way PC smells, his scent.  I love to breath him in, it’s positively intoxicating.

Lazy mornings, lying with PC, my head on his chest, feeling him breath, having silly, nonsense conversations.

*goofy grin*

Those are a few of my favorite things.

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~xo

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
Not a huge fan of the gift bags for the kids.  I feel as if part of the FUN of present opening is ripping into the paper.  For an adult- eh. It’s fine.  I use both equally for adults and for myself, really don’t care either way.  Honestly, as long as you just don’t hand it to me and say “here”, I’m good!

2. Real tree or Artificial?
REAL.  I have mentioned several times how it seems NO ONE buys real trees anymore. I love going to GET the tree, putting it up, the smell of pine through out the entire house.  Love, love, love ‘em!

3. When do you put up the tree?
The wkend after Thanksgiving.  Which um, means this wkend, TODAY.

4. When do you take the tree down?
I’m pretty sick of the tree come xmas.  That smell-of-pine-novelty wears off, lol.  But I usually am able to refrain myself until the day after.  Doh.

5. Do you like eggnog?
I like eggnog creamer in my coffee.  I used to love Starbucks Eggnog lattes too…..until the stupid girl working there ruined it for me last year by telling me when I ordered my latte ‘extra hot’ I was risking the ‘egg’ being cooked too long.  Greeeeaaaaat.  Thanks for that. (bitch)  Don’t tell some OCD chick who has food issues that she might have COOKED EGG in her coffee!

6. Favorite gift received as a child?
I can’t remember.  Every xmas gift I got involved something ‘horse related’ that I had been pining after for months (new riding clothes, horse blankets, bridles, halters, etc).  I loved ALL of my gifts, ALWAYS bc of that.

7. Hardest person to buy for?
He’s going to hate me for saying this.  But PC.  I love the element of surprise. I HATE having to *ask* someone what they want. I take pride in just knowing and coming up with really great, awesome gifts.  But he has a habit of buying himself everything he wants bc he wants it right.now.  It always works itself out though and I end up happy with what I surprise him with.  :)

8. Easiest person to buy for?
Oh that would be my kiddos.  I can always think of a bagillion things they would love.

9. Do you have a nativity scene?
Oh… No.  *grimace*

10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
I can’t remember who’s site I was just on where this was discussed.  It’s just not right to EMAIL an xmas card!  They have to be sent, in an envelope, with a stamp.  THAT constitutes a TRUE xmas card in my book.  I love to put all our cards received on display and if they are all in my inbox, how in the hell can I do that?!!

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
At the risk of hurting someone’s feelings…  Ok.  Whatever.  It was the (non) wedding proposal from the ex.  He had asked what I wanted for xmas, I pointed to my left ring finger and said “a ring for this finger” (hinting for the hundredth millionth time how I wanted to get engaged).  On xmas morning I opened a box with a ring in it.  Beautiful ring.  But that was “IT”.  Two days later his parents asked me in confidence if it was a marriage proposal and I had to respond with…. “I think so”.  I hate to say it was the ‘worst’ but it was pretty disappointing.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie?
Elf!  LOL

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
Usually after Thanksgiving, through the month of December. I am NOT the person who has their shit together enough to do that whole pick up things here and there through out the year.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
LOL no….not that I haven’t wanted to on occasion though.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
That would have to be Starbucks Gingerbread with the super yummy cream cheese frosting OR their Cranberry Bliss bars.  I’m not a huge fan of sweets and breads but I adore those items.

16. Lights on the tree?
Um. Yes. I like them.  LOL  ???  We have twinkling lights.  They are pretty.  (lmao…what exactly is being asked here???)

17. Favorite Christmas songs:
Well. I *adore* these ones….

*Trans Siberian Orchestra, most specifically Christmas Eve Sarejevo;
*Santa Baby, I could watch the VS xmas commercial over and over again bc of this song.
*So This Is Christmas- John Lennon
*Baby It’s Cold Outside- specifically by Leon Redbone and Zooey Deschanel

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
I think we may go to my sister’s on Christmas Day this year since my mom (ahem) has decided she’s too old (rolling eyes) to drive to our house anymore.  But as far as like leaving the state, no, we always talk about going to visit PC’s family for Christmas but so far that hasn’t happened yet.

19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
Yes.  I’m sure you can guess which one is my favorite too. ;)

20. Angel on the tree top or a star?
I’m kind of partial to an angel.  For years my mom had this really creepy weird CLOWN that went up on the tree.  Don’t ask…..  Seriously though, I still think I occasionally have nightmares about it.  *shudder*

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
Christmas morning!  Growing up we did have a tradition that we could open *one* present the night before.  One year my sister and I had been eying this HUGE ass box under the tree to both of us.  We were dying to know what it was.  So when xmas eve came and we were allowed to choose, we decided on that one.  We ripped into it only to discover my dad and step mom had wrapped up their old used pots and pans from the kitchen.  Lesson learned- the biggest is not always the best.  I have not followed that tradition with our kiddos.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
I really do love Christmas time.  But I guess it would be how goddamned cranky some people get. They get caught up in the rush rush and the spirit of Christmas is lost on them.  Sad.

23. Favorite ornament theme or color?
I have favorite ornaments.  But they are all different from each other.  There isn’t a particular ‘theme’ I love more than another….except I like the more traditional ones.  NOT a fan of the glass balls.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?
Being a vegetarian, I’m not a fan of most traditional food such as ham or turkey.  So…none.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year?
My two front teeth.

Or Cole Haan riding boots. Preferably the boots.  ;)

~xo

1. What are your turn-ons?
Yummy smelling females.  Chivalry.  Flowers.  Wine.  Coors Light.  Good food in a perfect atmosphere.  Involved fathers. Smoooooooth shaven…everywhere.  Outgoing fliratiousness.  Self confidence.

2. What are your turn-offs?
Body hair (gag).  Rude behavior.  Cattiness.  Uncleanliness. Cockiness.

3. Not counting your turn-ons, what’s the best trait a person can have?
Being KIND.  And forgiving.

4. Not counting your turn-offs, what’s the worst trait a person can have?
Nastiness/Being Rude.  Read into it what you will.

5. What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Ha! DRAMA whores.  Runners up are people who don’t know how to merge and pity parties.

Bonus (as in optional):Describe your best and worst experience.
Um. Experience doing what?!  Cooking?  Driving?  Sex?? Life in general?!

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TFT is up!

~*~**~Theme Alert~*~**~
For the next three weeks I will be collecting pictures for a special HOLIDAY/CHRISTMAS themed TFT.  Use your imagination, get creative and festive!  Then click and send.  Many of our contributors rocked it on Halloween so I know they can do it for Christmas, especially bc I am giving more than a weeks notice this time. ;) 

Of course, feel free to send me other boob/moob pics (holiday/Christmas themed or not!)
in the meantime for the upcoming weeks.  Don’t forget to tell me how you would like to be linked and/or credited~!

Show your support for our soldiers and the site….SEND ME YOUR BOOBS!!!

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HappyTMI!!!

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Bend Me Over

~xo

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood
puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It
came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he
puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought
of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t
come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
~Dr. Seuss

Hope all you whores have a very Merry Christmas!!!!

~xo