(haha….this is too funny *grins*)
So I have an AFF profile (I have an entire post on *that* experience, o.m.g…..later though). Female for female. But does that stop the men from responding? Uh…no. But nor does it stop me from ignoring them. (doh)
One of the gems I received recently was from a male who went on and on about how into ‘older’ women he was, how he’s always fantasized about experiencing an ‘older woman’, etc. Um. He’s 32 years old. Dude! I’m only FIVE years older than you! And could you please stop referring to me as an ‘older woman’. Gah….. Way to kill a gals game. And your opportunity at any too! Geesh!
Not that I was ever interested anyways….. But still!
*****
Decided I was happy I hadn’t taken the top off my Jeep yet when it began raining early Friday afternoon. (at the rate this summer is going, I may NEVER get to take it down!)
Watched it rain.
Thought of things that would entertain three children under 10years old that didn’t involve being outside.
Watched it rain.
Took everyone to see the remake of Karate Kid. Very well done. Loved it almost better than the original.
Watched it rain.
Overheard a conversation a drunk man was having on his cell phone in the lobby of Hooters, pleading with someone named “Kate”, to let him come over, assuring her that ‘she could always call 911 if she had to’. Umm…… (IDK how reassuring that really is…”Kate” must have not thought so either because he took a place at the bar and remained there even after we left 45min later…..)
Watched it rain.
Had the entirely too large Golden Retriever/Border Collie mix desecrate my favorite 5′ tall potted plant A.G.A.I.N!!!! ARGH!!!!! I give up. FINE. Let’s throw the fucking plant away. FINE! My GAWD!
Dodged petty arguments/bickering/put out fires because three kiddos were stuck inside yet another day.
Because it was. still. raining…..
Unintentionally crashed a wedding reception. Kiddos scored free wedding cake out of the deal. (I *heart* Olive Garden)
Didn’t enjoy a Martini made with what tasted like entirely of Tequila. I felt as if I needed to request a Chaser for it.
Watched it rain.
Read an entire book.
Enjoyed mutual-self gratifying O’s. (A willing, skilled partners hand and a fish…a girls best friend *wink*)
Watched it rain.
Mmm…Starbucks.
Accused PC of being hormonal and questioned if he was PMSing. Offered him Midol. *snort wink* (((PC)))
Watched it rain.
Went to see A-Team (yeah….it was THAT type of a movie watching weekend). Was surprised at how good it was considering how I had so totally not wanted to see it.
Was slightly encouraged when the rain stopped for 5.5seconds.
Drowned my rainy weekend sorrows in a perfectly strong Margarita.
Watched it rain.
Lusted over watched the season premiere to True Blood. *happy sigh*
Watched. it. rain.
(seriously SERIOUSLY over the rain…..wonders if it rains less in Seattle……)
It’s Monday. I’m hoping for….a little less rain.
