Sunscreen, Check.
Bikini Bottoms, Check.
Bikini Top, um….maybe?

The Artisan Hotel Boutique recently opened “Naked Pool”, it’s being called Las Vegas most sensual topless-optional pool (bottoms stay on!).

Naked, the pool at the Artisan Hotel, is an exotic European-style hideaway where you can party in a private cabana or show off on an oversized daybed surrounded by swaying palm trees. Syrup Swimsuit clad hostesses serve drinks and food from the bar. During Naked Las Vegas pool parties, the deck comes alive with magical beats and shimmering lights.

The Mirage has a Bare pool (bottoms stay on here as well).  Which from it’s hefty cover charge ($10 for women, $20-40 for men depending on the day of the week) and description sounds quite posh.

…offers an exclusive adult alternative to the typical Las Vegas pool experience. Featuring an upper deck with an infinity pool, the private VIP area overlooks Mirage’s famous dolphin habitat. While lounging in the daybeds in the VIP area, you’ll enjoy bottle and specialty drink services as well other food and refreshments.

On the lower deck are the elevated daybeds. Great for lounging with friends and sunbathing, these private cabanas have curtain walls and bottle service. No pool is complete without comfortable chaise lounge chairs and daybeds to complement a relaxing day in the sun.

So I guess I know where I would like to be headed on my next Vegas trip! I wanna go!!!

*****

Have  fantabulous Monday!!!

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~ xo

Vixen

I have so much I want to share with you, to tell you.

Life experiences.

Stories.

Things that have made me who I am.

Important things.

Things that happened years ago.

Things that happened several weeks ago.

Things that happened today even.

I can think of at least five significant moments…instances…that I have an overwhelming desire for you to know about. But haven’t seemed to find the time to tell you about yet.  ….Why???

I’d like to say I need a weekend with you.  To tell you it all.  To bring us that much closer….  But when we had five days together…when I had the chance then- I didn’t tell you.  I didn’t want to waste such precious time talking about that.  Those things.

I get lost in *us* when we are together.

But at these moments.  When my inner demons are chasing me late at night.  I desire for you to know these things about me.  I guess mainly, so that….you know too, can share them with me.

~ xo

Vixen

Let’s see if I can put some of my thoughts into words.  Hmm…

Anyone seen these ads?  Magazines…TV?

I have one thing to say about this….a MAN thought up this ad campaign and product! 

No woman gives a flying fuck what the hell the product she’s about to stick up her vajayjay or use in her underwear looks like!  How comfortable it is?  How well it stays where is should??  How well it works???  Yes..yes..yes….all important.  But really?!  We have to start putting designs and “This season’s hottest colors” on feminine hygiene products??? 
*shaking head*

Had an fabulous Mothers Day weekend. As always, PC did an amazing job. Incredible dinner at my favorite restaurant Saturday night… Wine that came highly recommended by their on site wine expert.  He gave us 3 suggestions (tried all 3) that were hands down *the. best. wine* I’ve ever tasted. All three I swear were made exactly for me (I have a fairly specific taste I prefer in wine).  Mmm….wine…….  Woke up Sunday morning to LP having fed all the animals and Starbucks brought home by PC.  Day only got better…  Yes.  He rocked it.

This weeks is going to be one hell of a bitch.  The bi-annual huge children consignment sale that I always participate in is next weekend.  Which means a tremendous amount of work….  …:::sigh:::…  BUT  completely worthwhile when a nice check arrives in the mail a couple weeks later.  *wink*

Oh…and…three days until my Studmuffin friend arrives in town. (grins)  Just saying…..

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~ xo

Vixen

Having sex with someone for the first time, even under the very best of circumstances, can be somewhat awkward. But the four of us had discussed the scenario for at least an hour, weighing the pros, cons and expectations that swapping partners with each other could evoke. So in this particular instance, the sheer lack of spontaneity, coupled with a gross over-consumption of vodka and four highly-inflated expectations resulted in an unsavory recipe for some seriously awkward sex. But we pressed on. It didn’t help that Richard’s cock wasn’t cooperating, despite my best efforts (we can blame the vodka for that.) But what probably made the whole scenario worse was when I decided that it would be fortuitous to abruptly halt my attempt at having sex with Richard and run, not walk, but run naked up the stairs and assail an unsuspecting and completely startled Jasmine and Scott, who were happily going at it in rhythmic, concordant motion on the couch. Yeah. A vain and drunken attempt to determine how they were faring.

Yeah. I think that made it worse.

Nothing ruins a good sex act like an extra, uninvited drunk person. Most especially if that person happens to be the drunk, uninvited wife. The utterly irrational, befuddled spinning top that had become my head conjured up a perfectly logical reason why I was choosing to interrupt them. Yes, I figured that since Richard and his cock weren’t working, I would just join in the fun with Jasmine and Scott! In my mind, I would just simply walk on in there and joyfully stagger my way into their sex act with no real reticence on my part or any question whatsoever from them. In the conversation I had with them in my head on the way up the stairs, I clearly heard them say,

Oh, hey Sadie! C’mon and give us a hand here!

Yep. Drunk + Horny = Just Plain Stupid

~ xo

Vixen

 

1. What age to you think is a good age for someone to lose their virginity? (Chapter Two)
When you feel ready.  And not a second, moment before. I lost mine at 15 and I knew I was ready.  It wasn’t the right situation, I’m annoyed at myself now over the ‘situation’ but when I snuck out of my house that night, I knew that is what was going to happen and I was ready.

2.What is the weirdest position you have ever been in that you were sure would not work but did?? (Angel)
Um….  God, you know I am searching my brain.  I consider myself extremely well versed when it comes to sexual positions… I can’t think of a position that I haven’t tried.  Or one that I was doubting.  Hmm..
Although I can think of a couple that I would never, ever want to try again… (haha)

3. Worst Date ever? (D. Scandal)
From the moment we met I could tell he was HIGHLY uncomfortable by me.  I make no bones, I live my life on LOUD and hello…this is ME.  And our entire date he was looking over his shoulder, around the bar, worried others might hear our conversation, what we (ok, me) were talking about.  At the end of the date he admitted to me that he had ‘bitten off more then he could chew’.  *snort*  Alrighty then… haha.

We won’t go into the time that I went out on a date with someone I wasn’t completely comfortable with…sent PC a text that was misunderstood (one should be most careful when typing the word ‘cum’ vs. ‘come’) and then proceeded to come down with a stomach bug on the way home causing them to need to pull over numerous times on the way home…  *holding face in hands groaning*  Needless to say I did not see them ever. again.  *ahem*

4. Do you have any problems asking your partner for what you want in bed? (Boobies)
NO!  Hello….bossy—->me.

5. What is the one sexual experience, that you haven’t tried before, that you would like to experience this year? (Mrs. Discontented)
Um…….  *crickets*  (hello…adventurous—->me)
I can think of some ones I would like to re-visit! (counter top….against a wall…. *ahem* yes…please)

6. Which one is easier to organize for a woman… a MFM or a FFM? (France)
Easier to organize???  Um, I have no clue.  I would imagine I could hit up any two guys on the street and they are going to agree to a MFM threesome.  No?  But oh hell no do I want to participate in that.  I’m the chick going out of my way to organize a FFM threesome before a MFM.  (confused a bit by the word ‘organized’… ???)

7. At what number of sexual partners does one become a slut? (disasterousdating)
I’m at the point in my life where I feel the title of being a slut is a good thing.  *smirk*

8. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you? (Blue-eyed Vixen)
A firm 8.

9. Do you like to french kiss?
YES YES YES….omg….yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

10. How much tongue is too much tongue?
Well, if you are going to cram it down my throat and choke me with it…TOO. MUCH.

11. Can you get past the “bad kissing thing” or is that a deal breaker?
It’s pretty much a deal breaker.  Kissing is huge to me!!!  You can’t get past a bad kisser…ok, or at least I can’t.

12. A name you think is just freaking sexy!
Names???  Uh…..

13. What is your lucky number ( just wanna know)
21

14. Do you have a name for your partners sexual part?
No.  (eww…that freaks me out)

15. Will you deny your partner sex if you are mad at them?
*sigh* Not on purpose.  Although when I get my girl feelings hurt it does make it more difficult for me to be/get in the mood.

16. How many naked pictures are on your phone?
Uh…. Oh look!  Something shiny…over THERE!

17. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?
Ok.  I’m going to say this and no one is allowed to tell me to shut up or roll their eyes..  My thighs. I hate my thighs.  No matter what I’ve tried or do I have saddle bags.  Maybe it’s because I have wide hips??? IDK…  but hate them.  (ok, seriously, you promised not to roll your eyes)

18. Have you ever broken anything doing the nasty?
A bed.  A table. A window.  Ok, windows.

19. What are your bed sheets like?
Pink! Ruffly! Pretty…girly…. I love love love my bed sheets!

20. Would you like to have sex on the beach or have you already?
I definitely have already and I know I am in the minority when I say- I LOVE IT!!!  I guess maybe it goes along with my water fetishes…but waves crashing nearby, sand…YES PLEASE.

21. What is love?
Oh boy….  Love is something you stumble upon without realizing it or planning for it and suddenly are overwhelmed with this emotion that consumes you and you can’t get enough of it or the person you are in love with.

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After a week of entertaining kiddos they’ve gone back to school. Or as LP said, back to the grind.  Was super pleased that the weather held out as long as it did, only turning the very last day.

Little Ms. Emma had her pin removed Thursday.  The orthopedic surgeon even gave me the pin as a memento.  Which was sweet…and cute.  She has much better mobility now that it’s been removed.  Such a long haul we’ve been through with her.  So totally worth it. 

Alrighty then….have a fantabulous Monday!!!

~ xo

Vixen

1. (via Angel) Where is your most sensitive spot that you did not expect to be sensitive?
Hmmm…  Lets go with anyfuckingwhere…I’m very sensitive.  Maybe my neck?

2. Do you like oral sex?
YES!!!!  Definitely love to give.  Receive too…but has to be someone I’m comfortable with otherwise I can’t relax and enjoy it.

3. Have you ever tasted someone that tasted just of the nastiest nasty ever?
Female?  No (I’m considering myself very lucky in regards to this).  Male?  Doesn’t it ALL taste nasty!?  *gag* (sorry…my oddity…I try to make up for it in other areas)

4. Drunk text me right now!
IWTFU

5. How many partners have you had?
25…ish

6. Have you ever had your ass licked?
Yes.

7. Do you like anal sex?
Depends on the partner.  Depends on a lot of things actually, but I have enjoyed it a few times.

8. Girls will you have sex on your period? boys will you do it?
Yes, I have.  Not opposed to it.  Although thanks to my lovely surgery a year ago this is no longer a concern.  Not having to worry about and revolve/arrange my life around a period is THE. BEST. THING. EVER!!!

9. Sex in a public place?
Oh lord…. *grinning wickedly*  YES YES YES (please!)

10. Are you lusting after someone right now?
Actually.  Yes….

11. Drunk text me again…
want u to slam me against the wall, pull my dress up n fuck me. hard. now. please.

12. One word to describe your sex style.
Passionate
My original answer was- Unique.  Ahaha….that doesn’t sound good does it?  Actually, Ashton and I were having a discussion about this exact topic, and me, a couple months ago.  I love to be totally dominated and ‘taken’ (mm…yes. and please) but at the same time, am quite dominate/aggressive.  I’m definitely not submissive (although I think I was for years and years…).  So.  If you can think of one word that describes all that, that’s what I am…and then decided to just steal Studmuffin’s answer, ha!

13. One word to describe your kissing style.
Seductive.
With a dash of…
Teasing.
(I know that’s more than one word….!!!)

14. Shaved, trimmed or full bush?
SHAVED.  Have been for as long as I can remember and have no intentions of ever going back.

15. Do you have a blogger crush?
Mmm…yes.  Have to say it’s definitely a lot more than a crush though.

16. Fantasy?
Yes. I have them.  They usually take place in a bathroom stall.  Or up against a wall.  Um, yeah…

17. How do you nurse your sore crotch after being used like a punching bag ;)
Ha…BTDT!  I don’t.  I adore being *deliciously sore*…I revel in it.

18. (Im grasping here running out of questions)….show a hot pic if you want.

(from a hot date PC and I had this past wkend…..have to tell you all how much I’ve fallen in love with Brazilian Shots…  YUM!!!!  And, and, AND PC, being the rock star he is, even did one with me.  *huge grins*)

19. What do you think about bondage?
It’s not my thing (much to PC’s dismay….sigh…which is why someday I will hire him a dominatrix to man handle him good and sufficiently…. *smirk*)

20. Talking dirty hot or not?
It totally can be!  It can really get me all hot and bothered.  But not ALL the time.  Everytime.  Then it becomes just as vanilla as well…vanilla sex. 

and…
21. Put a question you want to ask for next weeks 21 questions!
On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you?

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Kiddos are on spring break this week.  I’m hoping for some super sun-shiney weather.  Please oh please don’t let this be the week that our decent 50/60degree temps plummet! 

Enjoy your Monday!

~ xo

Vixen

(PG version….she says…haha)

1. How old are you?
From what I’ve been told much younger than I look.  Lets go with that….m’k?  Right…

2. What’s your favorite color?
PINK!  Duh….

3. First car you ever had sex in?
Pretty sure it was my yellow ’73 VW Bug.  Super fun times in that car.

4. Favorite rated R movie?
Jennifer’s Body maybe…  I dunno.  HUGE movie buff.  See a lot of movies, have a ton of favorites.  But I don’t pay enough attention to ratings I guess.

5. Favorite flavor of popsicle?
I don’t eat popsicles.  But maybe banana if I were to *have* to choose….

6. Banana or apple?
To eat?  (wait…that was super weird for me to even ask…lolol)  I love them both, they are my favorite fruits actually.

7. Favorite Jersey shore character?
I’ve never once watched the show, so I have no clue.

8. Are your nails painted and if so what color?
Always. Never, ever are they not.  And most always a shade of pink.

9. Favorite animal?
Difficult to choose, but I guess dogs.  I adore my horses, cats…but could never live with out a dog’s companionship.

10. If you could bang a disney character who would it be?
Tinker Bell is a Disney character, right????  I’d SO totally do her!  Oooo….or Jessica Rabbit …purrrr……..

11. What time is bed time?
2ish….am

12. Do you have kids?
Yep.  3 if you count PC’s son…

13. Last time you bought a toilet brush?
I have no clue.  I mean, I own one. But don’t know when it was bought.

14. Double penetration ( come on I had to get one in)
Yes…ish.  Never had two guys in that manner, if that’s what we’re talking about though.

15. Bubble bath or long hot shower?
Long hot shower. I love bubble baths.  When I’m sick, nothing beats one.  But adore showers.  HOT showers.

16. Can you speak a foreign language?
Not really.  I’m thinking the snippets I remember from Spanish and Latin don’t count…

17. Describe yourself in 2 words?
Girly. Obsessive.

18. How many tattoos do you have if any?
8

19. How do you like your eggs?
Fried over medium or very, VERY scrambled with CHEESE…..but I don’t eat them very often.  Not a fan of breakfast or breakfast foods.

20. How do you get rid of a hickey…I need to know
Cold spoon! 

and 21. Favorite color to wear.
I guess white/cream.  I wear a lot of it.  And brown.  And pink.  That’s pretty much my entire wardrobe.

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Hello Monday!

(Oh god…yes.  And please.  And NOW.  Scootch on up…waiting for you….*ahemBFDahem* ….DAMN)

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~ xo

Vixen

I learned this weekend that Hedonism III in Jamaica closed last August.  I had no idea.  It saddens me.  Such a fun place to play.  I guess Super Clubs was going to revamp it a bit, and re-open it under a different name, with a few changes (premium liquors would no longer be inclusive, in place of the nude-only pool instead would be a small nude-only beach, plus shuttle service to/from the airport would no longer be offered).  From the reading around I did (me<—google queen), it sounded like they were going to turn it into a place I wouldn’t care much to visit again.  They actually must have gotten that same feedback from others bc it was supposed to reopen in October and never did….

But a new resort has taken over the adult only-clothing optional-all inclusive market, it’s called “N Resort”.
(blurb taken from their site)

This is going to be a sophisticated, classy, all-inclusive, adult only,
nude vacation resort  – - the perfect vacation resort.
Unique~ Classy~ All-Inclusive~ Adult Only~ All Nude

I think the main thing about this new resort, is it gets away from the ‘stigma’ attached to the Hedo resorts.  They are going for a ‘classier’ approach it seems.  I would certainly check it out if I were to go to Jamaica again! *wink*

A friend of mine (the same friend who informed me of Hedo and N…actually met him and his stunning wife AT HedoIII) also brought to my attention another resort.  This one in Cancun, called Desire Resort & Spa Riviera Maya (another clothing optional all inclusive adult only resort).

Desire Resort & Spa is a unique couples-only resort, the first and only of its kind in Mexico, that located on Cancun’s Riviera Maya will surround you with amazing landscaping and a deliciously erotic atmosphere to unleash your imagination and stimulate your senses. A place of freedom where fantasies become real, a place to abandon inhibitions and truly be you. Imagine sharing this paradise with like-minded couples who also seek a sensuous, clothing-optional upscale venue or an adventurous lifestyle experience. Desire Cancun features a deluxe, all inclusive formula with extraordinary amenities such as delightful, gourmet dining, fun, daily activities

I wanna go!!!

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This is seriously one of the hottest movie kissing scenes.  I tried to find a shorter clip, but the only high quality one that showed the make-out scene in all it’s delicious HOTNESS, is this one.  Watch the first 2minutes at least, you won’t regret it!
Mmm….. *swoon*

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It’s Monday….  Sweet.

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~ xo

Vixen

I don’t pay much attention to my stat counter, but it is funny/entertaining to occasionally browse the searches that bring people here….

*vixen good in bed?
I had no idea people were doing searches on how I was in bed.  Much less that that kind of information could be discovered on the net!

*lake mcconaughy nude beach
Nope. It’s not. I know. I’ve been enough times.  Maybe that was the confusion, they must have been there when my friends and I were.  (haha)

*laying on beach pulls my tit out sucking
*shaking head*  I don’t even know where to begin with this one….

*porn fuck me estes park
It’s actually a quaint little mountain town.  Not sure how much ‘porn’ is going on up there. (interestingly enough this is the *second time* this search has come up  ????)

*hotwife bar
I know of a lot of bars but not sure of this particular one.

*two naughty girls touching
I think the more appropriate search for this would be “VEGAS”…. *snicker*

*What does drunk texting look like
Give me your number, I’ll let you know next Friday night.

*mistress or fwb
Technically isn’t a mistress someone who is dating/fucking a married man???? Which I’m not.   IDK…if this were Facebook I’d say- “it’s complicated”

*hedonism resort dick sucking contest
This must be new.  They didn’t have this contest the several times I’ve been there.

*i’m a marine lets fuck
Well….I don’t fuck just any Marine.  It just happened to be that one.

*circumcised/uncircumcised
um…..very certain this is not something I’ve ever mentioned or debated here.  But man, they scoured my site looking for answers!

*dressed nude
doesn’t this seem a bit like an oxymoron????

*this coupon is good for one free bitch slap
Awesome.  I know several people I could use this on.

*****

Ms. Emma is doing fabulous.  Probably a bit too fabulous.  Between being hopped up on pain meds and her peppy young age she’s a rearin’ to go.  It’s been a challenge keeping her activity even somewhat reduced.  But it’s so so so good to see her happy suneshiney self back.  She’s a resilient little girl.

*****

Kiddos have had the last five days off of school due to P/T conferences and the holiday.  They spent a good portion of it with family.  Which they loved and also left me with quite a bit of time to myself and with PC.  Which was…. nice and a bit welcomed.  PC worked from home most of last week, which enabled us to spend some quality time together before he went away on a business trip.  It was good for the mind and soul to have some ‘me’ time to cope with Emma, my emotions, life issues/changes…..  Changes are amidst.  I’ll share as I’m comfortable/able to/come to terms with.

And….Johnny and I were finally able to spend some time together again.  *swoon*  (I say ‘finally’ bc it felt as if it had been forever…even though it probably hadn’t been.  He’s been sneaking into my daily thoughts more and more….hmm) 

*****

Remember back in July when I finally got The Os Shirt in my possession?!  Oh the debauchery Roxy and I were determined to expose it to!  A better/full recap of its adventures are finally up on The Os Shirt site!  Fully encourage you to check it out.  *wicked grins*

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Ok, well so, enjoy your Monday!!!

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~ xo

Vixen

On beer consumption-

As I’m perched on the toilet seat painting my nails…
*PC picks up an empty can sitting next to an unopened beer on my dresser and looks quizzically at me*

PC- when we met did I know how much you liked beer?

Me- (indignantly) Yes!

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On change-

Change and I are not friends.  We are not even on the same page.  Ok, we’re not even in the same freakin’ book!  I’ve been using a Blackberry for over 4 years, when PC convinced me there were bigger and better things than a flip phone (hey! Don’t laugh….).  I looooooooooooooooved my BB.  We were inseparable.  Last spring for a total of 5 minutes I attempted something other than one and I swear PC was having a larger panic attack than I was regarding my reaction to it.  (my OCD issues are not to be debated here)  But.  After several beers the other night I was convinced with only minor feet dragging to try a smart phone.  Yes, Vixen and an HTC Shift have entered into a love/hate relationship.  I’ve been teased before by friends that my FB relationship status should say it was with my BB. 

The good news is I didn’t toss the phone back in PC’s lap while practicing deep breathing techniques with in 4 hours of bringing it home.  Course to ‘aide in a smoother transition’ he also has downloaded and synced every possible thing he can.  I do admit, I’m loving the keyboard.

I think the bad news is less phone related…our Airave is STILL not working (we live in a very rural area that is not conducive to cell service, this device works with our internet to provide us with better cell service).  After many phone calls and many hours spent on the phone with customer service….  Well. It’s still not working. Godsend when it works.  Bastard PITA when it doesn’t.
*grumble grumble*

*****

On her-

(vi.sualize.us)

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On Computer Techy Stuff-

As some of you may have noticed…  My site was hacked and infected by Malware.  Interesting way in which they did it too.  They inserted the virus in the search engine.  When you pulled up the actual posts…nothing.  PC worked from Thursday night until Saturday afternoon on it.  Smart cookie that one is… *swoon*  Figured it out, got rid of it and all is restored in Vixen-land.
*whew*

YAY!!!

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Alrighty….Monday is here.  Enjoy!

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~ xo

Vixen