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Friday wrap up…I guess

posted by: Vixen

Friday Favorites-
Here are this weeks favorites, if you haven’t done so already, click the links and hit them up. 

Elle…Kink Unleashed…..after a break she’s back and um…..WOW about sums it up.

Sadie…..

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I am coveting this suit.  I have no idea who makes it or where I could find it….but it’s screaming my name!

Março rejuvenesce - E Deus criou a Mulher

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LM had some ‘issues’ *ahem*  this week on the bus and has been suspended from riding it for two weeks.  Which means I will be filling in as his personal taxi.  It’s not only a hassle to have to make the 40min round trip drive twice daily, as well as expensive but completely disrupts my daily routine.  And he prefers me to drive him, seems like the person being punished here is me*humpf*
(although this does give me an excuse to run my favorite trail system, I guess I’ll be logging in the miles in the next couple weeks…it’s such a great trail I usually run at least 6 miles, if not closer to 8….my hips and knees are gonna be loving me!  haha…)

It seems there has been some bullying going on by some older children.  You have to understand, the child is possibly 40lbs sopping wet.  He’s tall and scrawny.  Adjustable waist jeans were invented for him.  Seriously.  So that has been addressed as well.  I did have to convince PC that having a ‘talk’ with the boys fathers was possibly a bit premature.  If you’ve seen PC, he can be a bit um…intimidating.  So it hasn’t been entirely ruled out.  *wink*

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Have a fantabulous weekend!

(um…YES. PLEASE…!!!)

~ xo

Vixen


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He said, then she was like, then he was like

posted by: Vixen
Sabrina Dacos - Porn Star
(vi.sualize.us)


(while watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Tara asks Willow to go a week with out magic)

PC:
…I want you to go a week with out porn.  For me.  Can you do it?

Vixen:
Yes!

PC:
No you can’t!

Vixen:
Yes I can! I did! 
*thinking*
That week we were in Jamaica! That was a week.

PC:
Honey!  Every day was porn!

Vixen:
Oh.

Hmm.

True.

Vixen:
Nevermind.

~ xo

Vixen


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You freaks- weird searches

posted by: Vixen

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I don’t pay much attention to my stat counter, but it is funny/entertaining to occasionally browse the searches that bring people here….

*vixen good in bed?
I had no idea people were doing searches on how I was in bed.  Much less that that kind of information could be discovered on the net!

*lake mcconaughy nude beach
Nope. It’s not. I know. I’ve been enough times.  Maybe that was the confusion, they must have been there when my friends and I were.  (haha)

*laying on beach pulls my tit out sucking
*shaking head*  I don’t even know where to begin with this one….

*porn fuck me estes park
It’s actually a quaint little mountain town.  Not sure how much ‘porn’ is going on up there. (interestingly enough this is the *second time* this search has come up  ????)

*hotwife bar
I know of a lot of bars but not sure of this particular one.

*two naughty girls touching

I think the more appropriate search for this would be “VEGAS”…. *snicker*

*What does drunk texting look like
Give me your number, I’ll let you know next Friday night.

*mistress or fwb

Technically isn’t a mistress someone who is dating/fucking a married man???? Which I’m not.   IDK…if this were Facebook I’d say- “it’s complicated”

*hedonism resort dick sucking contest
This must be new.  They didn’t have this contest the several times I’ve been there.

*i’m a marine lets fuck
Well….I don’t fuck just any Marine.  It just happened to be that one.

*circumcised/uncircumcised
um…..very certain this is not something I’ve ever mentioned or debated here.  But man, they scoured my site looking for answers!

*dressed nude
doesn’t this seem a bit like an oxymoron????

*this coupon is good for one free bitch slap

Awesome.  I know several people I could use this on.

*****

Ms. Emma is doing fabulous.  Probably a bit too fabulous.  Between being hopped up on pain meds and her peppy young age she’s a rearin’ to go.  It’s been a challenge keeping her activity even somewhat reduced.  But it’s so so so good to see her happy suneshiney self back.  She’s a resilient little girl.

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Kiddos have had the last five days off of school due to P/T conferences and the holiday.  They spent a good portion of it with family.  Which they loved and also left me with quite a bit of time to myself and with PC.  Which was…. nice and a bit welcomed.  PC worked from home most of last week, which enabled us to spend some quality time together before he went away on a business trip.  It was good for the mind and soul to have some ‘me’ time to cope with Emma, my emotions, life issues/changes…..  Changes are amidst.  I’ll share as I’m comfortable/able to/come to terms with.

And….Johnny and I were finally able to spend some time together again.  *swoon*  (I say ‘finally’ bc it felt as if it had been forever…even though it probably hadn’t been.  He’s been sneaking into my daily thoughts more and more….hmm) 

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Remember back in July when I finally got The Os Shirt in my possession?!  Oh the debauchery Roxy and I were determined to expose it to!  A better/full recap of its adventures are finally up on The Os Shirt site!  Fully encourage you to check it out.  *wicked grins*

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Ok, well so, enjoy your Monday!!!

~ xo

Vixen


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I want to say some not nice things (Friday Favorites)

posted by: Vixen

and I want you to listen with out saying our relationship is over or walking out…
~Gray’s Anatomy

Friday Favorites-

Remember, if you haven’t already, click the links and show the girls some love!

Gucci…Mama Still Wears Gucci…..

JM/JAS….There is No Spoon…..

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Semi colons.

I had a hellova time last weekend.  I wasn’t really ‘me’.  At all.  There are a few days a week, each month, where I am just not myself.  The last couple months have been worse than usual.  The funk is mind numbing yuck, the mood is incredibly depressing…flirty and fun disappear.  I’m overwhelmed.  Stressed.  My anxieties cause me to feel like I’m a drowning, dismal mess.  I guess you know it’s bad when people close to you worry and ask if you are ok. 
Yes…..I’m fine, or at least I will be.

*Readjusting my meds*

Luckily it’s only once a month but it’s enough.  I guess I’m relieved that I don’t have the full fledged *punctuation* to go along with it (the surgery last spring relieved me from at least that awfulness, PC calls it my semi colon….doh)
Gah.

I’m going to give it another month and then go see my doctor if the self-adjustment doesn’t seem to help.  I can handle funks…but feeling that emotionally raw and fucked up consistently, monthly???  Yeah, um….noooo. thank. you.

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“due to record cold temperatures and icy conditions schools will be closed Tuesday 3/1 and Wednesday 3/2″

Our extremely frigid temps (in the double digit negatives) caused the kiddos to have two ‘cold days’ and PC to work from home.  The bummer about that is when they are bouncing off the walls from an insane amount of pent up energy, it’s difficult to send them outside for longer than 5-10mins at a time to try to burn it off.  Taking them along on a ‘food scavenger hunt’ (AKA grocery shopping….it’s all about creativity my friends!  haha) helped get them out of the house for a couple hours at least one day.  Which gave PC a slight break from the fighting/yelling/singing/laughing/dancing/running/craziness….and that was just me, you can imagine the break he needed from the children! *giggle*

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That’s all.
Hope everyone has a fabulous, fun filled weekend!

~ xo

Vixen


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Wanna walk down memory lane with me?

posted by: Vixen

2010 Recap- Yes yes, I know. It’s actually almost February and I’m just now (finally!) getting it up (snicker).  It’s been mostly finished for weeks. I considered just ditching the entire thing and then realized how much I had invested already.  So yeah….here ya go.  It’s been quite a year.

***FYI, click on the highlighted links to see original posts

January….

My sister, Roxy and I prepped for our first girls only trip to viva Las Vegas.

We spent four days in -Sin City partying it up doing it up right our second night in with table service at The Rok and pulling an all nighter….10:00 am was the time in I believe.
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I met Young Marine and so began my new found interest in….boys.

February….

I divulge PC and mine idea of delving into cuckholding.  The road that has brought us here.  Ok so, I open up more about my private life.

Vegas was so fun and my stunningly sexy friend Lolita was so bummed she’d missed the trip, what did I do???  WENT TO VEGAS AGAIN! (for a night…yeah I know….a NIGHT, haha)

PC writes his first post…explaining the path that led us to consider cuckholding.  And follows it with a post called “Pandora’s Box”.

My Young Marine flew in for the wkend.  We had a whirlwind two day fuck fest tryst.

Old Spice released THE. BEST. COMMERCIAL ever!

PC decides after my weekend with YM that I need a local someone. To see regularly.  He sees how much I enjoy the exhilaration and scours Craigslist.  Where he finds Ashton (aka- Tall Glass of Yummy).  And we hit it off immediately.  That *click* PC recognizes I need and the only way I can be interested in someone…is instantaneous.  And so the adventures of Ashton and I begin (and continue for the next year).

March….

My sister and I attend Cheesefest 2010 go see Bon Jovi in concert.

I’m turned onto La Senza….the best lingerie store E.V.E.R (thanks Elle!)

PC’s and mine relationship is on a learning curve.  I try to explain our relationship and what makes it work a bit more….to everyone else.

I introduce “The Nineteen Year Old Hottie”….a girl I had a summer fling with before she went off to college.

PC and I head to California for Roxy’s annual Birthday Bash!  Donnie….*swoon*…. (Don Ramon Tequila for newbies *wink*)


April….

Spring comes…*yay*!!!  And with it the worst allergies I’ve ever experienced *groan*

Learn that if Ashton were Superman, his Kryptonite would be Brazilian Rum*ahem*

After years of playing TMI Tuesday, in it’s place I introduce (to my site) Tuesday Trysts.

My head space falters.  PC suggests that a good dose of sunshine, tequila and Roxy will fix that (it did…  *grins*).  So off to Roxy-ville I go.

After numerous Dr appointments and living with my pyschotic PMDD symptoms for an eternity years.  I go in for out-patient Endometrial Ablation surgery to be ‘fixed’.  And have an awful, awful time recovering… (gah)

Marriages take work (duh)….focus, focus, focus.  PC still makes my heart go aflutter.

May….

Trolls suck.  BFD has one attack her for being a mom AND a sexual being *gasp!!!* and I rant.

I delve into the idea behind NRE (New Relationship Energy)….and lust.  And finally see Ashton again after the surgery that laid me out for weeks.  I think we saw a movie (kinda…*wicked grins*).

Mothers Day.  *happy sigh* PC rocked it in a serious way.  Making my heart go pitter patter.  Amazing day.

Drama pops up in regards to RL bullshit.  I don’t handle stress.  Or drama.  very well….  Dealing with anxiety issues.

Off to Roxy-ville again.  Sunshine, tequila and Roxy….  *happy sigh* Snowboard gear poolside- screams southern California, no?!  Hehe….

June….

After much obsessing, I went and got my 8th tattoo!  Not my most impressive, but definitely one of my most meaningful.

I make a confession.  I’m incapable of swallowing.  Not for lack of trying. I just. can. not. do. it.  But I promise I make up for it in other ways!

PC’s son came to spend the month with us.  And it rained.  And rained.  And….raaaaaaaaaaained.

I run into my pool crush.  A girl I became friends with years before.  The Real L Word starts up!  *YAY!*  PC says one of the girls reminds him of me.  Hey, but wait, she’s a player!  Oh….damn.

But wait. I’m not so much a ‘player’….I’m an equal opportunity flirter!  Ha!  I promise if I dig you, you WILL know it.  Even if I suck at showing it enough sometimes.  (I’ve actually worked on this and improved upon it…I do learn from my mistakes).

A list of the 9 most awesomest places to have sex!  And their consequences (doh). Ok…so I maybe don’t completely agree…

July….

PC and I head to Roxyville to celebrate the 4th of July.  WOOT!  And, and, aaaaaaaaaaand with a special surprise in tow.  THE OS SHIRT!!!  After years of begging asking I finally get it in my possession.  We took full advantage of involving it in all sorts of debauchery*smirk*

Stupid funk.  Again. (seriously…..come on already….sigh)

Someone (ahemBFDahem) has a birthday!  I celebrate by making her er, um, cupcakes*wicked grins*

I discover my song.  The best song.  Ever.  *happy sigh*

We make our annual trip the The Ren Festival.

Many life changes….PC’s work schedule changes and we both try to figure out how to make ‘the new us’ work.  It’s scary.
It’s exciting.  But at the end of the day….I love him with all my
heart.

With the help of PC, we come to the realization of what might be causing my sudden onset of awful ‘funks’.  Introduce “HAPPY PILLS” and Psycho-Hot-Mess-No-More.  Yay!!!!

August….

PC and I celebrate our anniversary, I don’t know what he was thinking when he proposed to me.  But damn…I’m one lucky girl! *grins*

I have a Facebook Fan Page!  Wait…you didn’t know?!  Wha?!?!  Look in my sidebar, click “LIKE”, you know you wanna!  It’s a super easy way to follow me!

I take one last trip to Roxyville.  My monthly visits through out the summer helped my head space in such a serious way.  Roxy and I take a super hot photo shoot*wicked grins*

PC does some experimenting of his own…..  *winkwinksmirk*

I confront several issues I’ve been putting off.  Roxy’s coin-marked phrase ‘being in Ostrich-mode’ needs to come to an end.  *sigh*

I contemplate the idea of a MMF threesome.  Hmm……  An idea that used to repulse me is sounding rather intriguing now.  Wow how a girl can change in a year.  First I reconsider swearing off all men (thanks to the encouragement from the love of my life…PC) and next I’m fantasizing about being with two men!  Ha…who knew?!

Kiddos go back to school.  The pool closes for the season.  Summer is officially coming to an end.  (whaaa….)

We all have skeletons in our closet.  Mine chose to peek out.  And sometimes we open ourselves up to people and then later realize how much we actually exposed of ourselves….and wish we could take it all back.  So as not to feel so vulnerable.  And raw.

September….

I talk about my dating experiences with different dating sites.  Ashton set that freakin bar high- HIGH.  My quest to find someone even remotely comparable begins.  If nothing else, good blog fodder! (haha)

I become sick.  Not just ‘kind of sick’…I know how to do sick up RIGHT.  Over 6 weeks of being sick with a kick ass (and not in a good way) respiratory infection.  Fuck. Me.

The same day that my little girl turns 11 *gasp!* the stork delivers 5 babies to our house….3 little boys and 2 sweet girls.  I officially become a SAHM to Daisy’s second litter of pups.

PC and I continue to discuss our ‘rules’.  The only way this ‘thing’…with my playing…will work is with rules.  And constant, extremely open conversations.

After quite a few dates that can be summed up with- wha whaa waaaaaa…….  I meet Abercrombie/The Mechanic.  He’s no Ashton, that’s for sure (sigh….damnit) and he’s definitely only interested in a FB but…..hey.

PC celebrates a birthday!

Roxy and her stud of husband, Quicksilver, come into town to celebrate my birthday!  WOOT WOOT…. My sister and many of our other friends  join us downtown for margaritas and Coyote Ugly to party like rockstars*huge grins*

October….

Google me!  Or rather, I’m going to google YOU.  I never date someone who isn’t google-able.  I respect a person that introduces themselves as the real deal.

A close long time friend and I have to part ways because his wife is uncomfortable with him and I remaining friends because of who I am.  Sigh….bummed.

It’s getting hot in here!  My top 10 9 hottest, most favorite sexual adventures  to date!

Car sex is hot. Just sayin….

I love him.  He’s mine.  I need him.  We’re good together.  He makes me *comfortable*.

Just to reitterate- I live my life with the volume on loud.  I make no bones about who I am and how I like to live my life.  If it’s too hot in the kitchen, get out.

Abercrombie, the new boy toy found in September, fucks up.  Whatever. *cold shoulder*

I make #6 of the Best Sex Bloggers of 2010.  *WOO HOO*

THE EXOTIC BALL!!!! Sis and I go as Angels, PC as Hitgirl.  Super fun times….


November…..

Vegas Baby…uh huh.  BFD and I head to Sin City for five days, Coyote Ugly never knew what hit them *wink*
Sigh.  Swoon. …:::memories:::….

One of PC’s best quotes-
“It’s like being married to a flight attendant. You come home long enough to do your laundry and recharge before heading out again. (ha!)

I’ve met someone one…new.  Kind of on the sly I begin mentioning him.  The exotic ball….  Vegas….  *wicked grins*

Celebrate this blog’s 4th Blogaversary!  My my how things have changed since I began blogging 5 1/2 years ago.

I wonder sometimes if my expectations are too high.  Of the type of relationship I’m seeking…  I don’t know.  I just want to know that you’re into me!  You know?!

Mmm…..holiday flavored Martini’s woo me.  Oy.  Too much so.  I decide I have to break up.

(I miss her)


December….

Hottest. video. E.V.E.R……  Damn.  Girl knows how to work it. ...taking notes…

Bloglines announces it’s closing it’s doors.  Bummed.

Bloglines announces they are no longer closing it’s doors but rather have been acquired.  Oh.  But wait, with a few minor changes.  Annoyed.  Bye bye….

Sometimes life gets in the way.  You have to work at the sparkle!  (((PC)))

Vixen’s Bucket List of sexploits-

“I’m a try-sexual. I’ll try anything once.”
~Samantha (Sex and the City)

Luscious Lush.  Yes.  Hello, this is me.

Two words- Turtleneck Season.  Ashton says anyways…  *wicked grins*

Sometimes I wonder if I’m emotionally slutty.  Never mind.  I am.  I share too much and usually too soon.  Like blurting out my feelings to someone in such a way that they feel uncomfortable.  Direct much?  Sigh…hello.  This is me.

Temperatures yo-yo all over the fucking place.  Near 60′s one week.  Twenty below the next.

My list of the past years “Best of the Best HNT’s“.

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We’ve come a long ways baby.  *wink* Cheers….here’s to a new year!

~ xo

Vixen


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It’s not the men in your life that count, but the life in your men

posted by: Vixen

~ Mae West

Friday Favorites-


France…Sometimes The World Begins
…..

Elle…Kink Unleashed…..


Mama Still Wears Gucci
…..

Barefoot Dreamer (I didn’t catch her before she went out of town to give me her pic, so you just have to go check her out for yourself!)

Remember thumbnails are only teasers, if you haven’t done so already go over and show them some love. Go on now- SCOOT!

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As you might have noticed, I haven’t been mentioning AFF much (ok, at all).  I actually hadn’t been on AFF for quite some time (and then it was just to delete the email build up) and finally this week I disabled my account.  There’s a reason for this, I have no need or desire to continue looking.  I’m good.

My profile was Female for Female (F4F), despite 4 years of searching, I hadn’t given up my search for that *one special girl*.  Then something happened.  Or rather SHE happened.  And Vegas with HER happened (*swoon*).   Pretty much since August I had kind of known I wasn’t searching anymore…  I wish she lived closer (desperately so) but she doesn’t (damnit)…..we both agree though that somehow we’ll make it work.  I’m just not someone who dates and ‘hooks up’ with random people, I never have been.  I’m not capable of it and I don’t enjoy it.  So while the distance is a bitch, I’m much too smitten with her to desire being with any other female.

On a different note.  I did actually meet a guy on AFF that I’ve been seeing regularly for the past 3 months.  Funny thing about having a F4F profile.  It doesn’t stop all guys from responding.  There are two camps of men who will respond to a F4F profile.  The dumbasses who don’t even read your profile and hit you up (usually crudely and distastefully so) and then the ones that actually have a tendency to catch my attention.  They are the particularly outgoing/adventurous ones who have the -“Hell, I’ll give it a shot” attitude (which I kind of admire, bc I think I possess this trait as well).  They notice it’s a F4F profile, and mention it in their initial email.  Along with some coercement (…I know this isn’t a word, add it to my list of made up words) of why I should consider giving them a chance to at least wine and dine me.

Which is how I met Johnny (not his real name- duh, not sure I’ll stick with it- he just happens to look a bit like Johnny from the original Karate Kid movie, according to PC).  I rarely respond to people on AFF.  It takes a lot to wow me with an email so that I feel even remotely like there could be a click.  And I sat on his for a quite awhile before responding.  When I finally did, we immediately clicked.  A bit like how Ashton and I did.  I knew after my initial correspondence with Ashton that there was a *significant* CLICK.  Similar feeling with Johnny.  This was back in October.  PC has met him and approves of him (he actually went out with PC, my sister and I to the Exotic Ball on Halloween).  He’s closer to my age (definitely for the best….the boys I was meeting -Ashton excluded- were killing me with their immaturity and games), is interested in the same type ‘thing/relationship’ I am (not a FB or complete NSA…which I’m mostly incapable of, much less desire), super funny, super cute and we really enjoy our time together.  Bonus all around.

Ashton and I remain in contact and I value our friendship tremendously.  He’s an amazing guy.  But his life is complicated and busy.

I couldn’t write all this without boasting/mentioning/gushing over the most important person in my life….PC.  The last month or so has been the best ever for us.  Some changes were made between us over the summer, not just between us, but personal ones as well.  We have been communicating better, getting along super well and just been over all incredibly balanced.  Which over all makes me super happy.  In a content …:::sigh happily:::… sort of a way.  There have been other stresses going on in our life, completely out of our control and he manages them amazingly well so that I, for the most part, don’t have to.  At the end of the day, he’s the one I come home to, am happy with and enjoy immensely the life we’ve built together. http://www.heartsandhearts.com/hearts-images-01/black-heart-40.jpg

*****

Ok.  Hope everyone has a fantabulous weekend!

(Ok yeah…damn…HOT.  I find myself staring at this, unable to stop)


~ xo

Vixen


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Going with the flow..

posted by: Vixen
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I heard a term a bit ago that intrigued me.  Piqued my interest so much so that I went in search of more information.  And the more I learned about it, the more I so completely resonated with.  It was an *AHA!* moment…

Sexual Fluidity.  An idea that eliminates labels.  And suggests that people aren’t attracted to another person because of their gender but because of who they are.  And that one’s ‘sexual orientation’ isn’t always about sex, but about an emotional attachment as well.  No longer does a person’s sexuality have to be tied up all pretty in a perfect little box. 

Once upon a time, there was a certain clarity in the world of
sexuality. Regardless of whether one believed a homosexual orientation
was innate or a matter of choice, the sexual orientations were easily
and clearly defined: Those who were attracted to, and had sex with,
people of the opposite gender were heterosexual (straight), while
homosexuals (gays and lesbians) were attracted to, and had sex with,
people of the same gender. You knew who was who by the gender of the
sexual partner.

As time went on, the waters became muddied a bit by acknowledgment
of bisexuals and their ability to be attracted to, and have sex with,
people of either gender. Initially, they were seen as immature or
confused, either closeted gay people or curious straight people. But
eventually we got our heads around bisexuality and, for the most part,
accepted that it was a real sexual orientation, just like gay/lesbian
and straight.

Some completely straight individuals have unexpectedly found themselves
falling in love with, and being sexual with, those of the same gender,
and some happily gay people have unexpectedly become partnered with
those of the other gender.
~goodtherapy.org

Ah….that last paragraph.  That’s what made the most sense to me.  For most of my life I have only been attracted to females, but occasionally I would find myself drawn to a male.  PC tells people I’m his ‘lesbian wife’.  It takes so much more for me to be sexually attracted to men.  It’s few and far between that I will meet a man that I would even fathom being intimate with.  When things went south with my exH, I had no desire to be with another man.  Ever.  I was done.  And after all, my attraction was to females.  And then I met PC.  Which honestly, when we first met, neither of us had any intentions of becoming more than friends.  I was completely upfront with him that I was only interested in females and had no desire to be with a man ever again.  But well…it’s pretty clear that changed.  *wink*  PC used to love to gloat that he was the one who ‘changed’ me.

And then things changed slightly more this past year. In that I found I could actually be attracted to men.  If I felt that CLICK with *the right man* (where Ashton comes into play… *wicked grins*) . If I opened my mind to the idea.  And maybe initially I was battling with the fact that I didn’t want to be involved or attracted to another man.  But my search (with PC’s help also) for a female friend/playmate for the previous 3 years had resulted in nothing but absolute frustration.  So yeah….I guess I decided to broaden my interests, open myself up to more opportunities.  And hey, that’s worked out quite nicely.

Committing to a sexuality today is like committing to a favorite color for the rest of your life:
What if you love red now but find you prefer green later in life? There are many discoveries one makes about one’s self after having varied life experiences.
~afterellen.com

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Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend!  PC has recently decided to make some changes regarding his Jujitsu training and in doing so the kiddos and I have become more involved (as a family).  Very low key weekend but really, really great.  *beaming*

~ xo


Vixen

5

Wanna go for a drive?

posted by: Vixen

Yeah.  My night was a little bit like this.  Ok.  Actually, it was exactly like this.

But not before this…..

Sorry for the delay in posting.  As you can see, I was a bit um, busy.


*wicked grins*

*****

TFT is up as well.  Go check out lovely gals and guys who have contributed this week!

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~ xo

Vixen


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Kiss me at midnight

posted by: Vixen

Kiss me at midnight
Dance until the morning light
Party into the new year
All of my friends are here
And when the time is right
Kiss me at midnight

*New Years Eve was cold as fuck.  Even more so than anticipated.  Not cool.  Not cool at all.  We still had a super good time and managed to bring in the New Year right (although not in the dress I had hoped to wear…)  *wink*

*One more day left of Christmas break.  It feels as if it’s flown by.  Sometimes, ok, a lot of times, the kids drive us batty over these winter breaks because they are stuck inside due to shitty weather.  Not so much this time.  The kiddos were gone the entire 6 days before Christmas and I missed them terribly.  The week after was action filled and *poof* it was New Years Eve (which they spent with their cousins) and then time to go back to school.

*While the kids were still at my sisters I took the opportunity to de-Christmasize the house.  My living room is back in order, no more Christmas ornaments to save from Emma.  She’s not a huge chewer (I mean besides the hole she put in the side of one of the couches…*grumble grumble*) but she sure did loooooooooooove the tree and it’s accessories!

*The true catching up of household chores that were thrown wayside such as the kabillion loads of laundry and de-cluttering the house from new stuff, as well as a deep thorough cleaning….will begin when they are truly back in school.

*Back in November PC surprised me with an early Christmas present- a trip to see Roxy.  So this Friday morning (all bright eyed and bushy tailed like we all know I am NOT at the butt ass crack of dawn…lol) I’ll be off to hopefully thaw out a bit from our bitter cold temps and if nothing else bask in my beloved Tequila afterglow *grins* and have a good catch up of gossip with Roxy.  Her busy season sucks for me.  I mean, right, it sucks for her too (snort) but I fucking missed her.

So yeah on with the new year!  Back with more exciting stuff come Tuesday…. Over the holiday there was an escapade or two to share.  I also have a 2010 recap in the works.  The internet decided to give me a big F-you over the weekend so I’m still working on that.

~ xo

Vixen

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Christmas Eve…

posted by: Vixen

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I’ve put this up previous years and it’s one of those posts that are fun to recycle.  *grins*

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Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245

Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1996

Dear Santa:

Listen you ugly little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT’S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I’m gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won’t wanna be around to smell it). So, here’s my holiday wish list:

Santa:

1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I’m sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt?

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!

3. A REAL man…maybe GI Joe. Hell, I’d take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boytoy Ken. And what’s with that earring anyway? If I’m gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.

4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.

5. Breast reduction surgery. I don’t care whose arm you have to twist, get it done.

6. A jogbra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don’t cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!

8. A new, more hip persona. Maybe “PMS Barbie”, complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; “Animal Rights Barbie”, with my very own paint gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat, bottle of spray on blood and handcuffs; or “Stop Smoking Barbie,” sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.

9. No more McDonald’s endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.

10. Mattel stock options. It’s been 44 years–I think I deserve it.

Ok, Santa, that’s it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don’t think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas.

It’s that simple.

Yours truly,
Barbie

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So. My kiddos have been gone for 6 days and we finally get them back Christmas Eve.  It was a long ass time to be with out them.  But I busied myself with Christmas shopping, lusting after BFD, wrapping presents, drinking heavily, several date nights with PC (swoon), suffering from insomnia (2:00am and I have become very dear friends), dinner with friends, watching favorite movies repeatedly (gotta love HBO’s rerun of movies late at night), quite a few really great runs in our awesome mild weather, hot hot sex and a date (maybe more to come about that…)

A special post will go up tomorrow.  Don’t forget to stop back by when you get a chance!  In the meantime, have a great Christmas Eve!

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~ xo

Vixen