Roxy and Quicksilver met Phoebe and I at the airport. This flight had been MUCH better than the last time.  The SW bitch fest must be over and the regular NICE people who actually like dogs, are back.  The only disappointing thing was to realize that a good portion of my music on my iPod, some good stuff that I had looking forward to listening to on the plane…..was missing.  How did that happen???  Oh well. 

First stop was lunch.  Mexican of course.  One of the (maaaaaaaaaaany) things I love about my friends is that their love for Mexican food is so similar to mine.  And of course we indulged in Margaritas!

Next stop after lunch….the liquor store!

Not long after making it to their house Roxy broke out the Tequila she’d gotten for her bday.  They celebrate THIRSTY THURSDAY at their house each week.  It’s 5:00 somewhere! Cheers! Pomegranate Tequila is yuuuuuumy….. (although, much more a ‘indulge in one shot’ sort of thing)

Of course, got to get in some ‘sober-ish‘ shots….

That’s what I’m talking about…definitely was and IS the theme whenever I visit  ~wink~

Baby spiders! Er, um, parachuters, the sky was full of them the entire wkend.  Hehe

Aren’t they completely insanely cute together?!

More ‘sober-ish‘ pics….

…you know, before I began molesting her.

Thursday night included beer, tequila shots, Domino’s incredibly delish veggie pizza [after Quicksilver offered me my upteenth shot and I had to tell him 'not until something less alcohol-like made it into my stomach' (hey!  sometimes I DO know what is good for me! Rare, but still, lol)], more tequila, I believe this is the night I was attempting to text PC but those damn Blackberry keys just kept getting smaller and smaller…..attempted to watch Vampire Diaries (unsuccessfully) then passing out in Roxy’s bed.  Doh.

Friday-

Quicksilver never made it to work.  Doh…downside of Thirsty Thursday I guess.  Tequila haze.  Lunch at Pick-Up-Stix….seriously *LOVE* that place.  I want one to open up here so bad!  Next the nail salon where we all got pretty nails and were accosted by their new chairs (wtf is up with a chair that squeezes your thighs together super tight….and then rams a rod up into your ass?!  I’m not kidding…..lol).  Eventually did some food and beverage shopping.  I was ramped up to make them Capriana’s.  Perfect poolside drink!

I’ve posted many of these signs before, not sure if I’ve ever shown this one before.  *snort*

Mega sized Capriana’s were enough to get the pool party going.  *ahem*  Switched to beer…..

Ahh…….  *HAPPY SIGH*  I could spend every wkend just. like. this.

Quicksilver getting it on, er um helping….doh.

Like you doubted….

Boys pass out.

What happens when boys pass out….girls take advantage of awesome photo ops.  HAHA~

Friday night more friends came over for Rock Band and Roxy made her signature SUPER yummy pasta- Rattlesnake Pasta.  Which I’m dying to make.  It was um…a tad bit (fire-blazing-from-your-mouth) spicy.  *snort*  But very good.  We all enjoyed it with the Texas Toast and beer.

Even Phoebe wanted in on the beer consumtion.  No really, can’t you tell she was just dying to enjoy some Rocky Mountain Water?!?!  (never mind her “OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE” look……)

Rockin Beer Goggles.   I’ll save you the pics where Phoebe was rockin’ them.  Not as impressive as when Roxy was.

(wrong…wrong….wrong…..lololol)

Rockband time.

They are seriously good. I was super impressed.  I stayed behind the scenes as the Paparazzi, you know, what I do very best.  Bwahahaha….

Ok.  Enough of that.  Time for the spa.  I swear, you would not believe the girl on girl action I got that wkend.
Brown eyes that make you melt, beautiful short hair, tongue that can…..  Yeah, she’s a big ass German Shepherd puppy named Sadie.  I won’t include all the pics where she’s molesting me.  I can’t even count how many times I was accosted by her.  *snort*

I’m either doing my ‘Sadie-impersonation’ here or molesting Roxy (….again…..) 

The night ended when Roxy was dead set on having the Cheesy Cake Quicksilver had made earlier in the day (homemade from a box! Quite the gourmet! *giggle*) that was inside the house.  Get her in the house where she promptly passes out…sans any Cheesy Cake. I was deadset that Quicksilver and I needed ONE more shot of tequila.  To which his point is, well hell, may as well double up and have two.  Then as we are indulging in our 2nd back to back shot makes me promise not to leave him high and dry….  We proceed to have a most enlightening and interesting conversation (right? I’m sure in my mind anyways, lol), I look over and guess who’s passed out cold.  Yes, I’m THAT entertaining apparently.  Poor guy woke up at 4am on the couch, by himself, listening to blaring loud music…while us girls were snoozing away in bed.  DOH.

Saturday-
Mmm…this is the morning we probably all felt the worst. I slept in until 9:30 (when does THAT ever happen?!?!) and woke up in a very, very heavy tequila induced fog.  Blech……..

You know “Where’s Waldo”????  So, where’s Phoebe?

There she is!  Hehe…..  (I’m not appologizing for the doggy pictures, she’s adorable and you have to admit it and/or deal with it)

What better way to cure a hang over and spend a hot Saturday afternoon then walking around a Meat Festival.  A vegetarian’s DREAM. *LOL*  Actually I think to meat eaters it was called something like a “BBQ Showdown”

Did you read that?  Meat to please ME.  Little do they know…..hehe

I kid.  But it was nice to get out of the house and I think the walking around was good for all of us.  It was funny to joke about me, the vegetarian, checking out all the meat.  *wicked grin*

And while I’m not such a huge fan of meat, I DO love sauce.  My motto in life is that it’s SERIOUSLY all about the sauce.  Food is merely a vehicle FOR sauce.  I AM the Sauce Goddess!

This is probably only funny to those who know me somewhat well.  One of the most offensive ‘meats’ to me is bacon.  Bc restaurants like to sneak bacon into EVERYFUCKINGTHING. I’ll order an innocent salad someplace and it’ll come out with teeny tiny bacon bits in it.  Mashed potatos.  Soups.  It’s amazing to me.  So bacon wrapped anything….ah yes, *barf*

I know, I know…You can’t take me and Roxy anywhere without us becoming inappropriate. What can I say.  To know us is to deal with us love us.

Roxy preferred hers with nuts…..just sayin’ *giggle grins*

Later back at the house…..

Tequila progress.  Let me put this into perspective for you.  This bottle if freakin’ HUGE.  1/2gallon glass bottle of Don Ramone tequila.  MMmmm….. So, four people, 2 nights…..bout half a bottle down.  Um, yeah.

Sadie’s ball.  Seriously.  This is just wrong, no?!  (the ball people, look at the ball, lol)

Girlies…..

For as warm as it was that day, it got pretty cold that night.  Def can’t beat a fire at night.

Theme song of the night- SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!

What?  You only knew it was a matter of time before we got all porn-star like with the tequila.

Roxy’s tower of beer….. (I mean, we all drank it, but she made it, kwim?  lol)

 
Quicksilver is awfully happy, no?
(psst…I never do this, but you might want to click this one particular pic….)

(FWI, TFT should be most interesting the next few weeks.  This past HNT was just a taste of Roxy and I….and our um, flashing habit, lol)

Awww……

Bubble queen

Ok.  Last pic of wkend (mostly, kind of sort of), ok, that I’m going to show NOW.  *LOL*  Remember the Cheesy Cake Roxy was infatuated with the night before?  Um…yum.  There are some very fun and interesting things you can do with it!  *ahemCheesy-Cake-Pornahem*  Just sayin….  ~wink~

Sunday-

How we spent our Sunday.  Recovering/recuperating.  It was a *beautiful* day.  Figures…would have been perfect to spend it poolside.

Had a really late flight out.  Was pretty disappointed to discover that the already small San Diego airport has an even tinier terminal than I am used to.  As in, I had my heart set on the slim selections of a sandwich from Quiznos and latte from Starbucks (dinner of champions).  Only to discover this teeny, tinier terminal consists of two gates and a kiosk that sells water and magazines.  Oh…um, ok, pfffbbbtt, who really needs dinner anyways.  *sigh*  Added with the college baseball (???) team that seemed to always want to be sitting where I was, AS I was trying to have a phone conversation….  Not the greatest way to end a fabulous wkend.  But *shrug*  sa le vie, when you travel as much as I have been recently.  I can put up with the little shit anyday to repeat fabulousness.  You have no idea how badly I would like to visit there monthly.  Wait…I guess I almost have, lol.  Well, still.  Hopefully next time PC can come as well.  It was incredibly sweet (and worked out best) for him to hold down the fort but he was missed.  Anyway…..

*HAPPY SIGH*

~ xo

Vixen

I was sitting in the Phoenix airport waiting for my connecting flight home last night, hoping to not run into my ex husband (wouldn’t that be funny….*snort* NOT).  The irony is the airplane I was on, that brought me *there*, was a connecting flight to my airport.  Hey!  How come that wasn’t an option when we were buying tickets?!  Sheesh, seriously.

Anyway.  So I thought a cool way to kill time would be to update everyone with a trip recap.  Where I would insert cool, fun pictures of my fantastic girlie filled weekend.  But in order to do that I would have needed to be able to access my site and apparently it had been flagged as ‘sex related’ by the airport people.  Who?!?!  ME?!?!  Sexual!?  Pfffbbbt! ;)

So instead you had to wait until this morning.  We got home around 1:30am.  I was finally able to fall asleep (wired) around 3:30 and then got to get up with puppies at 6am.  Yeah……  *sigh*

If you all remember, one of the reasons for my little vacation was to deliver Little Miss Puppers (still remaining to be named, lol) to her new mommy.  I gave her a wee bit of a tranq to make our 7hour trip (including driving, flights and layovers) less stressful for her.  All 6 lbs of her did awesome.  I was so proud of her!

I seriously could have included about 8 more pictures of her bc that muffin is freaking CUTE. 

But I won’t bore you.  You can see she settled in quite nicely and loves her new home.

Her little dog Cerveza was pissed a bit put out with the new baby.  And decided he would make himself at home in my suitcase.  At least he didn’t pee in it (that I could tell anyways *lol*).

One slight issue with a girls only weekend, with out hubbies, is that you lose a cameraman.  And self timers don’t always work the way you hope they would.  *snort*

But we did finally get it to work alright.  (Sidenote- there was an even better pic of the two of us that I had and just before posting realized you could see both of our panties.  DOH!)

We had planned to hit up a casino/nightclub one of the nights.  They have cool live bands on weekend nights after a certain time.  As we were getting dolled up to go we looked up the live band they had scheduled that night.  A band called Soto.  Um….you really should click this link.  Needless to say, pretty much not at all in a hundred million years ‘our’ kind of music.  We certainly weren’t going to be DANCING to it.  So we bagged that idea and partied in the spa with friends and 3 bottles of Boones. 

We did go out the next night to a super cool brewery/restaurant.  Snagged ourselves a great place at the bar (after much stalking) and enjoyed ourselves.  The place is famous for having over 100 beers on tap.  It was pretty cool!  And would have probably been cooler if I had thought to like take a picture of all the taps before um, now.  Gah.
Girls on the town.

All the important things…..appetizers, yummy meals (we both had these exotic/glorified grilled cheese sandwiches with avocados that were so big you had to eat them with forks), beers and cell phones.  *LOL*

 
Do you like my Vanna White impression?

So.  When asked by two hot chicks “Can you do us a favor”, what is the first response that comes to your mind?  Well.  If you are the dude sitting outside the restaurant you respond with “Depends on what it is”.  Really?  REALLY?!  *shaking head*  THAT my friends, will get you nowhere fast.  Nowhere fun at least!  We were, incidentally, only asking him to take a picture!

But so I’m home. It was a mere 102 degrees with humidity down there.  *pant pant*  We spent daytime hours by the pool.  Got some killer shopping done at the outlets (I *totally* scored! WOOT).  Drank beer.  Didn’t have a hang over once (I used to think the sign of a good time was a good old fashioned hang over and in my old ~snort~ age, have decided against that theory) but drank enough for a good time.  It was an awesome weekend spent hanging with one of my very bestest friends, gossiping, venting and just chillin’.

PC, the kiddos and animals managed to survive with out me (I think the kids only called me 5-8x a day, hehe).  As PC was cleaning the day I came home he mentioned how amazing it was the amount of mess the kiddos and dogs could make in such a short period.  Ha…no kidding, right?!  I came home to a super clean house full of very excited animals.

*happy sigh*

Now off to unpack, catch up on laundry and my full inbox.  Weeeee……

~xo

Friday Favorites-

Barefoot Dreamer….. The birthday girl!  But I didn’t feature her *just because* it’s her birthday, more so bc she was so witty as to post a pic of her birthday ‘suit’ (get it?  wink…wink….lol) and well, it’s fucking hotter than hell.  So there ya go!

Thursday’s Child….. Well.  Um yeah…. Couldn’t pass up such an amazing view!

Ms. Scarlett….. I am like the least athletic person I know while she puts SEXY in athleticism.

Bad Bad Girl…..  She really does have an amazing ass.  Only made more so by the hair.  Serious hair envy….

Frenchies….. OMG do I love love love these stockings!!!!  (ok….the pose too ~wink~)

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I’m feeling SO short on time every day and needing maybe five more hours added.  That should do it, right?  While being so consumed in the full time entertainment director and mommy gig I feel as if so many other things are falling through the cracks (like the housecleaning…..*ahem*).  And is it possible to miss your husband even though he works 24/7 from the home?!?!  Well.  Take my word for it, it is.  Bc while he is IN our home working, I am running around keeping the kiddos entertained (don’t get me wrong, I’m not really complaining, it’s usually pool related).  And by the time *I’m* home and gotten my second wind, he’s passed out beat and ready for bed. 

*SIGH* 

If money grew on trees I would whisk us away someplace fabulous (you know like HEDONISM III…..GRINS….) for our upcoming anniversary.  The kids are pet sitting our neighbors rats (I know, eww) and in return offered to babysit the kiddos for us to go out for our anniversary.  Do you think they would notice if we left them for a week rather than just an evening????  Yeah….  I’m guessing that’s not what they meant.  *LOL*

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I’m not loving SYTYCD so much this season.  It had great potential…but then has fallen flat.  The routines and costumes?  *gag*  And I was SUPER disappointed by who was eliminated Thursday night.  Damnit!  I mean it took me forever to even begin to like some of them and then once I do….  THEY GET ELIMINATED.  Pffbbt!

Anywhore.  It’s been HOT here recently and you definitely won’t hear ME complaining!  Hence all the time spent at the pool recently.  Oh!  Speaking of. The kids have *excelled* with their swimming this summer.  LP finally got up the guts to do a front flip off the diving board a few weeks ago.  And just this week LM decided he was up to jumping off the diving board all by himself and swimming to the side.  *BEAMING*  It’s also enabled me to be-bop around in the Jeep with the top down.  Sweet!

Have a super awesome weekend Loverlies!

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I spend a lot of time at the pool with the kiddos and every Monday with my sister and her kiddos.  Two different pools, many days spent people watching.  I *love* to people watch.  It’s one of the things I love about going to bars.  So many interesting and various types of people.  The pool is the same way.  Quite interesting.  And one of the things you can’t help but notice in an environment where everyone is wearing ‘less than normal’ is body hair, on men specifically.  Which has brought up the topic of manscaping between my sister and I on more than one occasion.

You know, it’s been popular to be au natural…..then trimmed….then bare then I guess I’ve heard that ‘manscaping’ is out now.  IDK what is in or out but I do know what I prefer.  And what I personally prefer is bare bare BARE.  On me, on my partner, on anyone I’m going to be attracted to or interested in sexually.  I’m not a fan of body hair on anyone, anywhere .  (and definitely not on the guy whose only body hair on his entire body was on only his shoulders…wtf?!)

IS manscaping out?  What do you prefer on your partner?  What do you prefer on yourself?

beautifulanddepraved:(via ikandi:beautician)

~xo