To forewarn you all, pictures were not allowed in some areas and honestly, I forgot. Also some of my favorite pics contain people I’m not sure want their faces plastered on my site. We spent so much time during the day in the pool, we didn’t really think about the camera. So all pictures are night time related. Deal. ;)
The first day we realized most everyone was in the nude pool.
(there are 3 pools)
Nude- pic taken from the Hedonism III site
Quad- our room was above the quad pool, as was most of the people we made friends with.
*snort* anyone see the ‘floaty’ in the pool….
And prude- pic taken from Hedo site
Also this totally wicked slide, that was so fun it even made me put aside my claustrophobia issues to go down:
And hey, who wants to vacation alone?! So we headed over there and stripped naked. YES, PC included. I have to say the guy went along with everything I wanted to and surprised me on numerous occasions in what he was willing to go along with, never complaining once. He has come such a long ways in my training of him. ~wink~
That is the day I realized how beneficial it might have been to do a bit of ‘prepping’ my white hiney. Or at least not forgetting to apply sunscreen to it. You can imagine I don’t get much opportunity to sun those nether regions at the MILF pool I take the kiddos to. So. That is the day I burnt my ass red. Nice.
That is also the day PC engaged in public sex for the first time. In the pool. During the day. Hey, don’t get too carried away and let your minds wander. It was with ME! (hehe) The pool also had this cool little ‘grotto’ area…..mmmhmm…. Very cool. *grinning coyly*
This is the pool where the naughtiness goes on. They had all sorts of fun games to participate in. Such as truth or dare, sex trivia, etc. I had my boobs kissed during one guys dare. And watched with everyone else in the pool as 2 guys got BJ’s for other dares. Hehe…
On the second day, the quad (clothing optional) pool was more lively and we met a very cool (ok, and HOT) couple near our age, also on their honeymoon, who had kiddos as well and we hit it off famously. We had a ton in common and ended up spending the rest of the week with them.
Daytime for the rest of the week was spent at the quad pool where you could find full on nekkidness, to partially nekkid, to others (ahemPCahem) who chose to wear their suits. After burning my ass that first day, I opted to keep my bikini bottoms on…a burnt hiney is really not much fun. But I did go topless the rest of the week. Apparently I am much better as applying sunscreen to my boobs than I am my ass! I think I’ve taken notes on PC’s sunscreen application techniques. Doh! LOLOL (TEASING him of course!) ~wink~
After lunch they always had shows/games, etc…some kind of entertainment. Two of the days my new friend (the girl half of the couple) and I were roped into participating. Once for the ‘how to wear your toga’ demonstration and another for Hedonism’s version of a wet t-shirt contest. Which was really a ‘top’ made from a sheet, lol. Sadly, the camera battery died during the competition. But thanks to our friends who sent me some of the pics, I have some to offer you. Lucky ducky you guys. *snort*
I’ve not given that many lap dances or shoved my boobs in so many girls/guys faces….that I can ever remember at least, ok so not in one day. PC was a judge. He got a lot of action that day. …wink….wink….
Dining in the evenings you had the choice of one of the two ‘nicer’ restaurants requiring reservations or buffet style in the main terrace where breakfast and lunch were served as well. One restaurant was NMS. Although it was called Pastafari (mmm….pasta….), the only thing I was inclined to try was salmon. And while I don’t mind raw salmon in my sushi…..not my favorite as the main course. *barf*
The other place was a Japanese style restaurant, a lot like Benihana’s. It was yummy…. Although disappointingly, no Plum Wine. What is sushi and Japanese food with PLUM WINE!?
The buffet was hit or miss. I think there was only one day for lunch and one evening where I was kind of at a loss as to what I would be able to eat. My favorite E-V-E-R was the night they had the pasta bar. OMG….delicious!
Our little neighbor friend.
After dinner each night there was the evening entertainment. One night a fashion show of every night’s ‘themes’, put on by the staff.
Another a ‘best Toga contest’.
Probably the best was the Jamaican culture night. There was a Jamaican dance class then contest (PC tried to volunteer me but I would only do it if he would as well and uh, that was a positively, absolute NO GO and I can safely say we both were happy with that choice after we say how awesome most of the dancers were! Gah!). Then an authentic Jamaican performance which included tribal dancing and drums. Very cool.
Oh. There was other entertainment too. The week we were there was the “GOT ASS” assapolooza. Which…IDK. I’m not sure how legit that whole thing was. From best I can tell after being around the girls and the coordinators, and then looking around their website…..it’s a new found thing. First year in the making. This was their first annual “Got Ass” contest.
It basically seems to me that some guy(s) who had money to throw around, devised this scheme/business plan. I guess it’s a good idea. It’s just kind of hokey. Some of the girls were very nice and very hot. Others…eh, not so much. I was bummed bc we left before the actual final contest of who would win “Ms. Got Ass”. I’m dying to find out who won. After seeing them all week it was annoying to leave the night before they found out. Doh.
After the entertainment was over each night, the club opened. I was in Jamaica ten years ago and what I remember most was the WARM beer. I was pleasantly surprised to find their Red Stripe beer was COLD. *whew* And as finicky as I am about beer, it actually wasn’t all that bad. Not to say I didn’t enjoy my share of Strawberry Daiquiris with Banana Rum though….. Mmm….
I mentioned that each night was themed.
Pajama/Lingerie night……
Fetish night….
Toga night….
The club stayed going until 5 a/m. We never made it that long. LOL! Usually at a certain point in the night, 2…3…a/m, many would make their way to the hot tub located at the nude pool. The nice thing about that hot tub/pool area is that the bar stayed open until 5a/m. (During the day the grill at that pool served some super wicked nachos too, btw….. yuuuuummmmy)
Many fun times had there as well.
~naughty grin~
Some other random pictures:
Managment was really sweet and sent up a fruit platter and champagne.
Did I mention the ceilings in the room and shower were mirrored?
*giggle*
Our last day. …:::sigh:::…
The End. :)
Oh, OH!!!! And I forgot to mention, my other bag (with all my clothes) came in the very next afternoon after we got back. WOOT!!!!
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NEXT week CQW will return. I’m always looking for suggestions on topics to delve into, so if you have something please email me.
HappyHUMPDay!!!
(Image by award-winning photographer Rodrigo Nunez)
~xo
