The recap! Hey, it only took me almost a week to put one up. DOH! LOL
Day 1:
We got in Thursday afternoon. PC had an unavoidable business meeting in San Diego that we left him to attend and SR, her hubby and I had a long lunch and beers. Later that night the real drinking began. PC is under the impression that Tattoo is like fine wine. *snort*
SR’s HH (Hottie Hubbie) mixes our first drinks. Tattoo and Coke (Diet Coke for me, hehe). Supposedly it tastes like Dr Pepper. PC says no. I’m a beer gal 99% of the time, I say no too. Whatever, it’s all good.
It got *chilly* so HH makes a bonfire. Good friends. Drink in hand. Bonfire. Good times in the making!
Cheers!
We ended the evening by binging on yummy white veggie pizza from Domino’s at something like midnight bc the first pizza that came was a gelatinated pepperoni *gag* pizza delivered by accident. Whatever. We got TWO LARGE veggie pizza’s out of it! SCORE!
Toes! We’re such girls! (SR and I, to clarify, lmao!)
Day 2:
HH ‘surprised’ everyone with massages. I’ve occasionally mentioned it but I have *HUGE* OCD issues with someone else touching me. I can’t explain it. You would think I would love something like that. LOL! Right?! But it freaks me out. So after I had a mini anxiety attack, I sucked it up and had my first massage. Besides realizing that bc I never rarely wear panties under my jeans, I would have to lie um….nekkid for my first anxiety ridden experience of someone unknown rubbing their hands all over me…..it was great! Haha~! Will I get it done again? Mmmm….probably no. In all seriousness though, it was very sweet of HH to do that for everyone.
That night we went to a real live *LOL* California Winery.
Cheers!!!
Be-a-U-tiful establishment. Crappy ass service. *shrug* Something about a new computer system? I’m thinking more along the lines of a sucky waitress??? IDK….
SR enjoying some whine er um, WINE, while we waited. ~wink~
Day 3:
Party prep!!! Today is the BIG Birthday Bash. *WOOT*
SR makes Bacon Porn. Mmmmm…… you all KNOW how I looooooooove Bacon! *barf*
S’k, we made/there were lots of other yummy dishes without bacon/meat that just weren’t photographed. Just to like clarify, lol.
Cooked Bacon Porn!
(Notice how SR was such a sweetheart and made me my own special, separated dish of NON baconated stuffed jalepenos??? Awww….)
PC enjoying his Bacon Porn (umm…maybe a bit too much????)
SR and HH with their fucking rockin’ awesome shirts. Haha!
Say no to crack…
*gigglesnort*
Hey. We’re on VACATION!
SR riding the cotton pony.
Um. Litereally. DOH!
This is what happens when you get a bunch of tech geeks together.
Hey. The neccessities!
Oh yeah… You will be seeing an entire Ronald McDonald *ADVENTURE*. This is only the beginning! More to come~!
We really wore PC out. On several occasions. It would bore you to show pics of ALL the naps he took. *LOL*
Really, he’s so cute. And see the guard dogs around him?! Yep!
Girlies showing off their BLING!
The Birthday Girl!!!
We suck.
HAHAHAHA.
(no really. we do)_
Red Neck Pole Dancing~!
Or try outs for Rocketts?
Sucking AND pole dancing. I’m multi-talented!
Remember the tray of containers of ‘red stuff’??? We made trayS of them. JELLO SHOTS!!!! UV and Cherry….Malibu and some other kind of jello. *OH YUUUUUUUUUUUM!*
While shopping at the ‘adult naughty store’ we found a shot glass that was boob shaped. Remember I mentioned Ronald got *around* that night ~winkwink~
Can it still be called ‘Penis Envy’ when it’s shaped like a boob? Hmmm…
Right. Like you wouldn’t have too!
Finally we made it in the spa. Awww…. SR and HH.
A lesbian sandwich.
Take two. Trying harder. *LOL*
BUBBLES!!! BEER!!!!!!!
Girlies enjoying beer and bubbles!
Day 4:
I’ll save you the random penis shots that ended up on my camera. *ahem* And probably, thankfully for you all, there are no pictures of the ‘aftermath’ the next day. The hang over pictures. Driving almost two hours to the airport after having spend the morning praying I wouldn’t puke. Then the almost three hour flight that consisted of insane turbulence that brought up old memories of wanting to puke earlier on. Ah……good times.
But we all survived and damned if I wouldn’t do it again every weekend next month when it’s River season!
Look for more ‘Ronald escapades’ to come. *snort* I have enough of his adventures to post weekly. Kind of my own “Where’s Ronald”.
~xo
