So the awesome people at The Slippery Pie contacted me a bit ago about reviewing a most interesting new toy.  And loving the relationship I have with them (and the possibility of a kick ass O), I said- you betcha!  Honestly, until they asked if I wanted to try it out, I hadn’t heard of this new, patent-pending toy.  It’s an oral sex simulator with a wheel of ’10 teasing tongues’.

This is what their site says about it:

Forget everything you thought you knew about sex toys - LoveHoney Sqweel is different. It doesn’t vibrate. It doesn’t thrust. It doesn’t just provide quick, semi-satisfying orgasms. Its unique wheel of tongues provides easily controlled stimulation at just the speed you need to deliver deeper, long-lasting, more ‘real’ sheet-clenching orgasms – whenever you want them.

It’s different. I’ll give it that.  Interesting concept.  It does require 3 AA batteries (not included).  It’s always better in my book when a toy comes prepared with batteries.  But luckily I had some on hand and threw them in.  AND it did come with a small sample of sliguid lubricant (which btw, is *awesome* I’ve tried just about all of them on the market and am fairly picky about my lubricants, having never tried this one- which is supposed to be organic and similar to the bodies own lubricant- I was very impressed) so I can’t complain.

It comes in this super cool metal case of it’s very own.  Ooo la la!  The directions are simple to read and offer good recommendations on usage. It fits in your hand easily and is very simple to use.  Bonus!  The Sqweel can be held so that the ‘tongues’ lap in an upwards, downwards or side to side motion.  It’s also multi-speed, three to be exact.

One word of advice- you *MUST* use lube.  Not that I tried it w/o (duh- lol), but you have to make sure a continued amount of lube is present for it to work properly/well.

Really my only complaint is it’s LOUD.  Not ‘kind of’, but VERY MUCH SO. Loud in a toy is not my favorite. I mean, some level of concentration is needed to enjoy myself, after all.  And of course I prefer the real thing but it’s a fun and different toy, with enough power and zip to do the job.  Not a bad price either.  Maybe I’ll just turn the iPod up real loud next time…. ~wink~

*****

Fabulously fun filled, sun kissed, tequila havoc-ed weekend. I’ll be home Monday!

~ xo

Vixen

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BTW, I have two reviews to go up when I get home.  One is a corset from Eden Fantasy….Ooooo, you know how I love corsets!  And the other for the people at The Slippery Pie.  They asked me to try out a very interesting new product….  I’ll leave you with that ~wink~

~ xo

Vixen

With a toy, that is.  The awesome people at The Slippery Pie (isn’t that a totally kick ass name for a toy site?!) hooked me up with the most awesomest toy EVER.

The LELO NEA.  I’ve heard some pretty great things about LELO and have wanted to try one myself and finally was given the opportunity.

First of all, it’s pretty!!!  Black with delicate, pretty PINK floral motif on a smooth porcelain-like finish.

I’ve never owned a toy as beautiful and luxurious as this one.  It came in it’s very own cool little box.  I’m not talking about any ole ‘box’, but like a BOX.  This super nice, top slides off, black kind of a gift box.  And was wrapped in it’s own white silk bag.  Can a toy be described as decadent?!  Well…it is!

Probably one of my most favoritest feature is it’s rechargeable battery.  It comes with a nifty little charger. That’s freakin’ COOL people!  If you remember anything from my other reviews it’s been my bitch about toys that don’t come with batteries.  It’s a pet peeve of mine.  A toy that arrives with batteries always gains instantaneous brownie points with me.  But now we’re talking about a toy that comes with it’s on charger and equiped with a rechargeable battery!  I was gushing over this toy to PC (in the figurative way not um, that ‘other’ way.  Yet ;) and all I’d done at this point was open the packaging!

It’s ergonomically designed to fit perfectly in my hand and against my contours  Which is awesome.  It has multiple speeds.  BUT, not just is it multi-speed, it has FIVE programmed stimulation modes.  Again, more brownie points.  The product is described as being ‘deceptively powerful’.  Which it most certainly is.  It definitely didn’t let me down!  And….is amazingly QUIET.  HUGE must for me.  It also locks for when transporting.  You know, so you aren’t embarassed by a ‘vibrating suitcase’ or a dead toy when you want to use it while on vacation.  Um, not that I would know anything about that.  *ahem*

The LEA Black also comes with a 1-year warranty from LELO.  A manufactuer that not only sells a quality product but is willing to stand behind it as well.

I’m sure you are all wondering…. A product as killer as this, fitting ALL my criteria, hands down THE. NICEST. toy I’ve ever owned.  The price is VERY reasonable.  Considering everything you get, as quality as it is AND that it’s rechargeable.  Fuck, I have Rabbits that I’ve used less than a handful of times that cost more and there they sit in the bottom of our toy drawer bc I’ve lost interest.

Just to review….here is my checklist of importantness-

• Vibrates- CHECK
• Multi-speed- CHECK
• Waterproof- nope
• Batteries included- CHECK
• Pretty- CHECK
• Pink- CHECK

There honestly isn’t a thing about this product that I don’t love.  Normally being waterproof is fairly high on my list, but this toy has so many other awesome features, so what?!  *LOL*  You know?!

~ xo

Vixen