My Studmuffin of a boyfriend moved here 3months ago.  And while it’s been fucking fabulous having him less than 20min away (as opposed to across the US!)…we have both missed our weekend get aways like when he used to fly in monthly to visit.

So we are off for 3 days in the mountains….to one of the most fun and exciting mountain resorts.  The night life is exceptional.  They are known for their excellent cuisine.  I’m hoping we are able to tear ourselves away from our suite to actually enjoy some of the previously mentioned amenities.   *ahem*

And um…maybe we’ll remember to pull the camera out…
*wicked grins*

We smiled. A LOT
We laughed.
We celebrated her birthday.
We drank.
We danced.
We walked through her garden ….stealing moments.
We spent a night by a bonfire.
We spent a day at the beach.
We enjoyed some car rides.  *ahem*  Oh…mmmhmm….yes…the.van…it’s um…nice.
We talked until the wee hours of the morning. every. single. night.
We exchanged ‘knowing looks’ the entire weekend.
We whispered things that made each other grin wickedly.

We had fun.
A LOT of fun.
We were happy.

Did you click?

I’m home.

*yawn*

TFT will go up Tuesday at some point, be sure to check back for that!

~ xo

Vixen

A birthday approaching.

An unexpected offer from PC.

If you don’t ask you don’t know…  The answer is yes. (excitedly surprised!)

A trip has been booked. 

*giddy!!!*

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TFT is up!  Go check it out. 

Thanks to all our fabulous contributors but I NEED MORE!!!!! It’s so easy….so simple….snap a freakin’ pic and SEND. IT. TO. ME.  See????  Not hard!  E.A.S.Y!  So here’s what you do…you take a pic…ANY type of pic you want (of your boobs…guys….your moobs…  *grins*).  Send it to me.  Tell me how you would like to be credited and/or linked.  You can even remain anonymous if you want.  Just EMAIL ME!

~ xo

Vixen

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After arriving in Roxyville later than anticipated due to ‘extreme overcast conditions’ that caused the airplane to circle and circle and circle….  Not my favorite anyways but definitely not the news a chick who got up at 4am and slammed a Venti coffee on the way to the airport and then several (free!!!) Bloody Mary’s while in the air wanted to hear.  What this chick wanted was a bathroom.  And badly.  *groan*

Ran some important errands….such as buying PC new sunglasses bc he had forgotten his in the car.  In the parking garage.  At the airport. (doh) And a new point and shoot camera bc somehow this camera whore forgot to throw one of her threefuckingcameras in her purse.  Don’t ask how that happens!  Then home to practice drinking before the festivities get ready!

Several Donnie shots, few beers…taxi arrives and off we go to meet friends at The Tilted Kilt!

Memorable moment #106-

Quicksilver (wearing this ridiculous golf hat) to me: Wanna feel my ball?

Vixen: *looks down at his crotch* Sure!

Quicksilver: Why ya gotta look down?  I was talking about my HAT!  Geez Vixen!  That’s the first place your mind goes?!  Ya perv!

(hello!  DUH! Haha!!!)

Memorable moment #123-
So one of (maaaaaaany) funny things from the evening is that our super cute/hot waitress was a dead ringer for the crazy/stalker chick Amy Adams plays in Wedding Crashers.  So when we tell her that, she quips “I’ll find you!”
Ahahaha…..funniest. thing. ever. She was an awesome sport! We *hearted* her. But damn, no matter how hard Roxy and I flirted with her, she was bound and determined to be straight.straight.straight. *DANG* Oh well…..no hurt in trying!
(the youtube video is embedding disabled…you will have to click *THIS LINK* to go watch it, it’s totally worth it…too freaking funny!)

Let the madness begin!

Oh. And just for the record…I could not tell you the last time I did that many shots, of that many different types….doh.

So so so much fun……

~ xo

Vixen

I learned this weekend that Hedonism III in Jamaica closed last August.  I had no idea.  It saddens me.  Such a fun place to play.  I guess Super Clubs was going to revamp it a bit, and re-open it under a different name, with a few changes (premium liquors would no longer be inclusive, in place of the nude-only pool instead would be a small nude-only beach, plus shuttle service to/from the airport would no longer be offered).  From the reading around I did (me<—google queen), it sounded like they were going to turn it into a place I wouldn’t care much to visit again.  They actually must have gotten that same feedback from others bc it was supposed to reopen in October and never did….

But a new resort has taken over the adult only-clothing optional-all inclusive market, it’s called “N Resort”.
(blurb taken from their site)

This is going to be a sophisticated, classy, all-inclusive, adult only,
nude vacation resort  – - the perfect vacation resort.
Unique~ Classy~ All-Inclusive~ Adult Only~ All Nude

I think the main thing about this new resort, is it gets away from the ‘stigma’ attached to the Hedo resorts.  They are going for a ‘classier’ approach it seems.  I would certainly check it out if I were to go to Jamaica again! *wink*

A friend of mine (the same friend who informed me of Hedo and N…actually met him and his stunning wife AT HedoIII) also brought to my attention another resort.  This one in Cancun, called Desire Resort & Spa Riviera Maya (another clothing optional all inclusive adult only resort).

Desire Resort & Spa is a unique couples-only resort, the first and only of its kind in Mexico, that located on Cancun’s Riviera Maya will surround you with amazing landscaping and a deliciously erotic atmosphere to unleash your imagination and stimulate your senses. A place of freedom where fantasies become real, a place to abandon inhibitions and truly be you. Imagine sharing this paradise with like-minded couples who also seek a sensuous, clothing-optional upscale venue or an adventurous lifestyle experience. Desire Cancun features a deluxe, all inclusive formula with extraordinary amenities such as delightful, gourmet dining, fun, daily activities

I wanna go!!!

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This is seriously one of the hottest movie kissing scenes.  I tried to find a shorter clip, but the only high quality one that showed the make-out scene in all it’s delicious HOTNESS, is this one.  Watch the first 2minutes at least, you won’t regret it!
Mmm….. *swoon*

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It’s Monday….  Sweet.

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~ xo

Vixen

As usual, I am completely and totally on top of things and posting pics from my trip the moment a week after I got home.  (doh)

Friday-
Headed to the airport that morning, PC detoured to Starbucks for my favorite giant cup of yumminess (Venti nonfat extra hot Caramel Macchiato thankyouverymuch) where we learned they now make VEGGIE breakfast sandwiches.  They’ve offered ones with bacon or whatever for awhile now (puke).  PC has even asked if they made NON-meat ones before and while they have offered to pull the offensive meat off he’s assured them that won’t work (thank you….add to the billion reasons I love him).  While I’m not a huge fan of eggs or even breakfast for that matter, I have a weakness for egg sandwiches with an abundance of cheese.  Mmmm…

Arrived in Roxyville at noon in 60degree sun shiney weather.  Poor Roxy had been having a rather serious ‘issue’ with her eye.  “Eyepes” is what she was calling it- doh.  So while Roxy went to see a specialist Quicksilver fetched me.  I’d decided to use one of the drink coupons I have been sent a plethora of (gotta love Southwest!) and gotten a Bloody Mary on the flight.  With a wink the flight attendant hands over a cup with slightly ‘pink’ colored liquid in it and mentions that- “I make them a bit strong”  Right….and that. he. most. definitely. did.  Fast forward to Vixen hopping off that plane just a teeeensy bit tipsy.  *ahem*

After the airport we scooped up Roxy and headed to their favorite Mexican restaurant for a late lunch.  Where we enjoyed frozen Tequila in a glass, otherwise known as very, very strong margaritas. Haha- but very good.

That night friends came over.  More tequila and of course, beer.

Love this quote.  Too funny!

Silly girls in the bathroom.  Lots and lots of pictures of this….  *shaking head*  See Roxy’s totally rockin goggles so she can go in the spa?!  PINK!

Crackin up while Roxy continues on.

Bite me Quicksilver.  Haha…literally.

They are just too freakin’ cute.  I *heart* them. 
*happy sigh*

Roxy gets this awesome idea to try to light a pretzel.  So the question is, can you smoke a pretzel?  The answer?  Uh, no….while it does light, it then just smells like shit.  Gotta love the girl for her cleverness though! (haha)

I petered out early that night.  I suck.  After an entire week of insomnia, combined with an early morning to make it to the airport….I crashed.  Hard. 

Saturday-
Woke up feeling much more refreshed…but to overcast skies.  *shrug*  No worries.  Hit The Tilted Kilt for lunch.  I have given up my dream of becoming a Hooters girl.  I now have greater aspirations.  Pfffbbbttt…I scoff at the Hooter girls after oogling over seeing the girls here.
(I didn’t take this picture…)

Who doesn’t love an outfit like this?!  Hell, I want to walk around my house in this outfit every day.  HOT HOT HOT!  This could be my dream job! (as long as they don’t require me to remember orders or carry a tray….) The downside (ish) is they have very little choices for me (= vegetarian) in the way of food.  But hell, they still sell beer and as I’ve pointed out (several times) THE GIRLS!!!  Food…huh?  *wink*

Roxy’s “Eyepes” replica.  Roxy is the bestest artist EVER (seriously….she is)

So besides the obvious ‘best parts’ of visiting Roxy (Roxy herself, Quicksilver, good times, tequila, beer….) is having Mexican food for almost every meal. I LOVE Mexican food.  Wait.  Just so you understand.  I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD.  I could live off of it alone.  But for the sake of PC and the kiddos I try to only make them eat it cook it several times a week.  Mmmm……

Me + Tequila= happiness (see that smile?!?!)

*happy sigh*

BFF’s

Shots shots shots!

….lick…..

This picture makes me giggle. (obviously)  The more Quicksilver has to drink, the less able you can see his eyes when he smiles. It’s super funny.  So in all the pics he was trying different expressions to keep his eyes WIDE OPEN.

Yep.  See, Roxy’s gotta be super careful not to get that water in her eye (hence the goggles…)!

Sunday-
Gotta say…I’ve woken up feeling better (blech).  Quicksilver made a Starbucks run and that definitely helped (slightly).

Spent the day chillin…in the house.  Where it was warmer.  Now, I’m not going to complain too much here.  At home it was blizzarding with single digit temps, so 50 degree temps with overcast hardly seems like something to bitch about (doh). Anyway.  After a yummy lunch at Pick Up Stix (seriously, they have GOT to branch out here!!!) the boys watched football and us girls gabbed and drank beer.  At one point Biker Dude is asking if we want another beer and Quicksilver intervenes, telling him if he really wanted to get our attention he needed to email or text us.  *snort* 

At some point in the day we made snacks.  Gotta prep…. 
For the de-veining of jalapenos ya pervs!

Bwahaha…….

So there you go.  Next trip out will hopefully be for Roxy’s birthday.

(gotta add here….PC was an absolute *angel* while I was away.  The things he enables me to do and enjoy, yeah, he’s incredible…..  Heart swelling —->me.)

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This past wkend the family went for our annual trip to the Stockshow and Rodeo.  My parents took me when I was growing up and we have carried on the tradition with our kiddos.  I was giddy when I came across the Coors Light travel RV.  Are you kidding me?!  My dream vacation!!!!  I could go camping in this!

*grins*

Have a fabulous Monday! 

P.S…..you have until 10:00MST to get your pics in for TFT.  The site is always looking for more contributors!  Send ‘em to me!

~ xo

Vixen

“It’s like being married to a flight attendant. You come home long enough to do your laundry and recharge before heading out again.“ ~PC (we both got quite a giggle out of this statement he made yesterday…. *snort*)

Fortunately for you guys not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.  *wink*

There is a recap in the works.  It will come.  The trip was fabulous.  We had such an amazing time.  It would be difficult for me to even try to put it into words…  I am insanely grateful to PC for making it possible for me to go.  Barefoot Dreamer and I had been planning since mid-summer and I know the sooner it loomed in the upcoming future, the more nervous we both became for me to be gone for such a long time.  We don’t do well when we’re apart, much less for a lengthy amount such as this.  Not to mention, I left PC with an incredible amount of added responsibility in addition to what he already shoulders.  But despite a few rough bouts, he rocked it, did as he was told and was a good little Princess Cuck PC.  *smirk*

I’m decompressing, formalizing thoughts….  This week will be random in the form of ‘regular’ posts.  You know how much I love routine and stick to it almost always, but well, this week won’t be like that.  Thank you all so much who stopped by while I was away.  Who were sweet enough to leave comments.  I know I am so beyond far behind on everyone. I promise, promise, promise to be by soon.  Seriously am having blog withdrawal!

So um, yeah, check back.  *smirk*

~ xo

Vixen

I’m outta here. VEGAS BABY!!!

From what I hear, the pool’s still open.  It’s barely hit fall there.  I have a plethora of ‘little black dresses’ and corsets packed neatly in my suitcase (ok, ok  SUITCASES….don’t you dare act surprised, me—>shoe whore…me—>completely unable of packing ‘lightly’….remember when I went to Vegas for a night and couldn’t even do a fucking carry on sized bag?!) along with sparkly Vegas heels and my favorite hooker boots…

Vegas will never know what hit ‘em.  *wicked grins*

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I have daily tidbits scheduled to auto post.  Tuesday Trysts and HNT will go up as usual and there’s a hot little something something on Hump Day that I promise you don’t want to miss.  So just because I’m gone, doesn’t mean you won’t want to come by and visit!  Just saying….

~ xo

Vixen

So….here is where I try not to put you to sleep with boring vacation pictures. I try to make them a bit more exciting than being invited to your neighbors house to see their vacation pics. 

Friday-
Quicksilver picked me up from the airport and we headed to meet Roxy and BABD (big ass biker dude) for ‘lunch’ (it was like 3:00 lol) at their favorite Mexican restaurant.  *YUM*  After wards we sent the boys to do some food/liquor shopping (bc you can do that in Ca in the same store! *jealous*) and us girls headed to get our toes done.  Roxy has the best place EVER, I tell her I go out there to visit her, but really it’s her nail place (shhh…. ~wink~, I’m kidding of course.  Kind of).

Got back to the house to find the boys had decided to take an afternoon siesta.  Wakey wakey eggs and bacey, time to get your drink on!
(oh but notice not Sadie….from sun up to sun down she chases flies like it’s her job.  Silly girl)

Roxy double fisting it.

Boys.

The yummy couple.  Adorable, no?!

Let’s play girl toss!

Roxy and I

Molesting Roxy….wha?!  She had her boobs in my face, what’s a girl to do?! ~giggle~

Nice Quicksilver, flipping the bird

Their hot next door neighbor arrives and BABD can hardly contain himself with all those boobs in one place! (Umm…apparently me neither.  Doh!)

Oh look! BOOBS! *LICK*

Roxy is like- “Dude, get your tongue off my boobs already!”  *snort*
Yes.  If nothing else we are goofy.  We have picture upon picture of Hot Neighbor Girl with this ‘grin’ that screams ‘Okay then….’.  Haha!

Mmmm….Cranberry/Vodka with two olives. It’s quite possible Roxy only remembers from here on out bc pictures were taken. (Notice how much she seems to be enjoying her olive?!  hehe…)

Apparently I was quite the flasher that night (right, what else is new…).  I’m going to save you the 20 5 other pictures where I can’t seem to keep my pants on.  Or shirt.  *ahem*  Gotta love Quicksilver though.

Bubbles.  Lots.  And lots.  Of bubbles.  What isn’t exactly easy to see here is that Sadie (my German furry girlfriend, remember her?  The fly chaser?) was trying to drink out of our cups.  No no Sadie…no Vodka for you!

We realized at some point that we never ate dinner.  Doh.  Roxy was feeling less than stellar (huge understatement) and after tucking her into bed Quicksilver and I stuffed our faces ate.  I am positive that was my saving grace the next morning.  Oh.  And the bottle of water Quicksilver put me to bed with….after I passed out on the couch. (doh)

Saturday-
Poor poor Roxy…..  Vodka is her nemesis.  They have such a love/hate relationship.  Besides not being able to remember the entire night- what? you don’t remember when Quicksilver and I did that one thing to you!?  Or when you did that other thing I love so much?!  *wicked grins*  I guess you know it’s bad when even after viewing pictures from the night before your memory isn’t jogged even a tad *snort* She felt like CRAP the next morning, er um day. 

Pretty girl Caedyn.  Kiya’s twin sister.  It was this time last year that I brought teeny tiny baby girl Caedyn out to Roxy.  Ah…memories.

Convinced Roxy some sun and Strawberry margaritas might be just the ticket to ease her hang over.  Ok.  No Margs for her, but the rest of us indulged. Mmm….
Boys with toys…Peterbilt maragarita maker!  I’d expect nothing nothing less from Quicksilver and BABD.

Ice…

Tequila and fresh strawberries!

Um.  Right.  Hi.

Roxy’s Dispicable Me shadow.  Bwahaha…. 

Girlies in bubbles

Don’t act surprised I’m molesting her again.  She’s like “STOOOOOOP already”

I like your beard. (stealing lyrics from Kesha)

I like your bubbles (coin phrased by Roxy and I *giggle*)

Ooops.  We forgot to eat dinner again.  Strawberries and cream will have to do!

 *poof*

Sunday-

*groan*
I have blood sugar issues that I struggle with regularly and Vixen not eating= no bueno.  Drinking all weekend and also NOT eating= muy no bueno.  Yummy breakfast place helped slightly (as well as coooffffeeeee).  They even saved me from having to wear the completely embarassing “Its your first time here” hat.  *snort*  (thanks, love you guys)

Sad goodbyes at the airport. (sigh)
Very turbulent flight home (as in the plane kept suddenly *dropping* giving the sensation it was falling from the fucking sky and I had forced visions of being cast involuntarily for Lost part 2) .
Met by happy (albeit sick- LP STILL has the flu!  Blech) children and very horny husband.  Ha!

Home sweet home. (happy sigh)

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TFT is up!

ANYONE can contribute. Girl, guy, couple, hell, your entire fraternity/bachelorette party… Snap. Send. It’s all cool. Be as simple, artsy, or whatever…as you’d like. It doesn’t have to be anything special! Or make it be. Hey, my point is, whatever you feel comfortable doing- I’ll take it and put up. ALSO, you can contribute anonymously if your little heart so desires. OR let me know how you would like to be linked/titled.

I’ll make it even easier. You want to become a regular contributor? You can send me one picture at a time. Or bunches. I’ll start a file and pull a picture from it each week. I’m easy people (I keep telling you all that! *grins*)!

Email me HERE or even HERE….

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~ xo

Vixen

Back from sunny California….recuperating from the late nights, fun in the sun and alcohol consumption.  It is completely safe to say that we efficiently debaucherized (is that even a word??? Ok, well today it is, lol) the Os shirt.  *wicked grins*

Much more ‘proof’ to come (these are the G rated of the tame ones…..*ahem*).  I figure an entire post- when I’m feeling up to it- of the Os shirt tour via Roxy-ville.

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In the meantime, TFT is UP.  Go on over and check it out. As I mentioned on Friday, while my plan was to put up a special post on July 4th…wordpress had a different sort of plan and wouldn’t allow that.  And the pool, friends and tequila kept me away from my laptop.  So sorry.  But it’s up now.

If you haven’t already or would like to again, I encourage you to contribute! (email me here) I’ll link you (or not!) however you would like, just let me know.

~ xo

Vixen