~City of Angels

It’s PC and mine anniversary, or rather the day he thinks to himself “What the hell was I thinking?!”.

It’s been a crazy go of it, but I’m quite sure we’d both do it all over again.
~grins~

~ xo

Vixen

Well so it’s a very important man’s birthday. The KING of HNT. The man who started it all, the reason we all get nekkid on Thursdays. We’ve been friends for about five years and have even had the pleasure of meeting him on several occasions.

(Btw, there is a special CLICK this week….) ~grins~

Be sure to stop by and tell him Happy Birthday ;)

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On another note, early Thursday morning the little Princess dog (Phoebe, lol) and I are headed out to California to spend a long wkend with Roxy and her hottie hubby, Quicksilver.  I mentioned a week or so ago about needing to find a better head space, or at least clear it.  So off I go to soak up some sunshine (hopefully) and enjoy the company of super awesome friends (and tequila…of course).  Bc of this, no Friday Favorites…again.  I do have some posts in draft though set to post, so although I won’t be featuring my favorite hot chicks on Friday (bummer, I know, sorry…lol), there will some other stuff to come back and check on.  Just saying….

HappyHNT!!!

(click the button for more info, email me if you have any great ideas for a topic, I’d love tho hear from you!)

The theory:  If you don’t have relations the night of your wedding, you will end up divorced!  …..Are YOU doomed for a divorce?

I honestly don’t think one thing has to do with another.  I’ve been married twice and yes, one ended in a divorce but I think the fact he was an abusive, cheating, psycho asshat had more to do with our demise than whether we had sex on our wedding night.  Just sayin….lol.  And no, there were no ‘relations’ the night of my wedding with PC either.  I guess I’m just too much of an alcoholic (ahem). PC knew coming into it though….  I think I pass out on him every ‘big’ event we ever attend. 

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Halloween?  Hot, slutty costumes?!  Drinking?!?!  Dirty dancing?!?!?!  Libido is through the roof.  Hit the room and well, I hit the bed.  Doh. 
Fail. (every. single. year)

New Years Eve?!  Drinking!  Provacative dress!  Fabulous shoes to dance in!  Fucking colder than hell…..make it to the hotel, pass out while trying to regain feeling in my chilled to the bone body.
Fail. (every. single. year)

My birthday this past year- BEST night out EVER.  Best friends.  Many (many) shots.  Dancing on the bar at Coyote Ugly.  Heavily flirting with my favorite Coyote (ah…Jackie…*swoon*….).  Roxy and I were making out, flashing everyone in the bar.  That was even the night I called Abercrombie dude “A Tall Glass of Yummy” (haha…*blush*…No shame….lol).  Later back at the hotel?  Yeah….not even Roxy got lucky (with me I mean, who knows what her and her hottie hubbie did).  *snort*
Fail.

I have a poor track record of putting out on fun, celebratory occasions.  BUT I do make up for it in other areas/other times.  Like fucking him every chance we had the entire time we were on our honey moon at Hedonism (in the pool…in the room…in the hot tub….in the…oh you get the idea…~grins~).  That should make up for not having sex on our wedding night….no?!

Ok so, almost more like a poll than a controversial question this week.  I’m interested in hearing from those who are married, those who are divorced and those who don’t fall in any category but have something to say about this!

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Happy HUMP Day!!!

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~ xo

Vixen

“Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.“

He came to my rescue when I had fallen and was lost.
When I felt damaged and broken, he helped me find myself again.
He’s given me strength and courage to find happiness when all felt lost in a state of chaotic-ness that I couldn’t cope with.
He’s made me realize how much more there is to life.  To living.
He’s my Prince Charming. 

A year ago today we had the wedding of my dreams, it was a Fairtytale come true. And I was the Princess. This man has made my dreams come true.

I love him. *happy sigh*

Happy Anniversary Honey!

~xo

Have you ever…

1. been married?
Why yes I have!

2. been divorced?
Yes.  That was fun.  (not)

been remarried?
Yep….you all know PC, right?  ;)  This time last year I was planning a wedding!  It’ll be a year this August.  ~GRINS~

3. had sex at a wedding reception?
*thinking* I don’t think so….  Oh wait.  Yep.  Interesting evening.  It was my first Catholic wedding I’d attended.  Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down.  And LOOOOOOONG.  Very uptight, by the book wedding.  But the reception was *wild*.  Get a bunch of potheads who like to throw down with some hard liquor….and well.  Yes.  There was sex (me included, lol, to clarify) at that wedding reception.  *ahem*

4. had sex with someone you first met at a wedding or wedding reception?
That is a no.  I’m sure of this one.  (lol)

5. given a a toast to the bride and groom?
Yes. I gave a toast to a long time friend at her wedding.

Bonus (as in optional): What is the funniest thing you’ve seen or done at a wedding?
I think our wedding was pretty fun/wild.  The Dj at one point said “Now that’s something I’ve never seen before”.  Hehe…  

Bonus II (as in optional): What is the best toast for the wedding couples?
I have no idea.  I’m sure I’ve heard some witty, awesome ones but none come to mind as ‘the best ever’.  That I’ve remembered anyways.  Doh.  PC’s best man gave a really sweet speech at our wedding. It made me laugh and get teary. 

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TFT is up!  Go check it out!  If you haven’t already or would like to again, I encourage you to contribute! (email me here)  I’ll link you (or not!) however you would like, just let me know.  But in the meantime, make your way there by clicking the button!

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HappyTMI!!!

Life Mosaics

~xo

Good news…Bad news…… Wedding recap (official)

(Thanks to SR, my sister and Os, I have pictures to post….otherwise you would get just a recap, lol)

Bad news-
By Saturday morning I had still not talked to the DJ. Despite numerous attempts to contact him. I had spoken with the company and had been promised on several occasions he would call me.

He didn’t. And hadn’t.

Good news-
And actually I think I did a really excellent job not freaking out about this. Meanwhile PC did what PC does best, he came up with a back up plan to alleviate my (quickly rising) anxiety and panic attack over this.

Bad news-
Us girls arrive at the B&B at our scheduled time only to find out they are with out power.

Oh.

The B&B owner asks us if we have a back up plan.

Um. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACK UP PLAN!?!?!? ……like…..we have it at Pizza Hut instead!??!?!

….:::breathe in, breathe out:::….

My sister who had a better head on her shoulders, was smart enough to ask WTH what exactly he meant by that.

Good news-
He meant did we have an alternative place to get dressed and ready. Pointing out that with out power, the air conditioning wouldn’t be working and the place was going to get very hot. Very soon.

OH! *whew* No. That was the least of my concerns at that moment. I was thinking farther ahead. Like how on earth the chef would prepare the meals?! How the DJ (if he bothered to show) would play music?!

Although. It was somewhat difficult to apply make up in a room lit only by several windows. But it worked.

(my ever so loverly sister- and Maid of Honor- and I….I freaking LOVE her)

(LP…waiting…)

Bad news-
Better for us than the guys. While we had a very nice upstairs with two open windows letting in (some) light and (a little) air. The boys would be getting ready in a (normally) very cool room in the basement. But uh, it didn’t have windows. Or ventilation. And well, basically was a dungeon with out power. DOH.

We had been having record breaking heat. Over twenty straight days above 90. More like the high 90′s to be exact. The day before at the exact same time the wedding (outdoors) was to begin…it had been 105. One…Hundred…Five……degrees. Seriously.

It was looking like it was going to be another day like the day before (and the one before that and the one before that…..). Although I really hadn’t drank that much the night before, we had hot tubbed late and I think that and the heat caught up with me. I felt slightly better than death warmed over. Nice. *puke*

Good news-
Diet coke and a handful of Ibuprofen, paired with flipping my layers and layers of crinolin, taffeta and dress pretty much over my head (seriously….) helped IMMENSELY. thankfuckinggod.

(insert totally embarassing pictures I am choosing not to post, lolol)

The Dj showed up.

Bad news-
Course he didn’t know any of the bridal party names….or what songs to play for the ceremony and when. But I mean, how would he? SEEING HE NEVER FUCKING CALLED ME!!!

Good news-
The weird wind we were having went away. The weird spitting rain stopped. Some clouds moved in. Making it VERY pleasant outside. YAY!

SR’s husband took up a newfounded career as “wedding coordinator” and rocked it in a serious way. He was *instrumental* as the ‘go to’ guy…. Delivering the cake, coordinating things with the flakey-but-thank-god-he-showed DJ, etc. *MUAH* ….we love him!!!

I didn’t trip walking down the stairs to the garden during the ceremony. WOOT!

Bad news-
I smashed my RING finger 3 days before the wedding, moving a heavy metal grate. Although I had taken the tons of Ibuprofen earlier. During the ring ceremony PC couldn’t get the ring over my swollen knuckle. Which resulted in an awkward giggling moment. Eh. Could have been worse. (lol)

(Os took this photo and I swear to GAWD it’s professional quality! SR designed these for me….she fucking ROCKS!!!)

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Ok. Enough of that. There are like updates and recaps all over the place (see Os, PC, SR….). It was small and intimate. Exactly what we wanted and very ‘us’. The food was TDF. The owner of the B&B/chef is renowned for his cooking. And oh good lord we were NOT disappointed. The flakier-than-thou-dj did a pretty good job (besides him complaining towards the end about how he wished he could pack up and go home….rolling eyes…). The kiddos had THE. BEST. TIME. It was cute. When the night wound down and many people had left, kiddos went for a sleep over with NN (my mom), the real fun naughtiness began.

Dancing.

(another SR design…)

Silliness.

(LOLOL….See, Os totally down with it! ~wink~)

(the girlies)

(um….another angle of the girls *snort*)

Aforementioned naughtiness.

In the words of one of the waitstaff the next morning….“I think everyone was under that dress at some point!” LOLOLOL
*shaking head* But to point out, this person IS my husband! ;)

And then some of us (ahem) stayed up later than others. Some of us had their week catch up with us and went to bed earlier than usual (ahemusahem). But. Yeah. It kicked ass.

See the way he looks at me??? Reason #1,091 why I love him so much.

…:::happy sigh:::…

…tons more pics to come from my photographer… I will post a few when I can. Many of them included kiddos too (I have an *incredible* one of the family with all the kiddos) and I just can’t post those here with out over stepping boundaries…..

Friday Favorites-

Carnalis….. Beyond sexy and beautiful. Stunning photograph.


Biscuit….. This is seriously THE sexiest part of a female body and hers are so elegantly shown here….
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Minx…Arousal of the Minx….. These curves are beyond delicious.

I Smile 2 Much…… This girl puts a smile on my face and her pics are always *HOT*.

Seduction of Infedelity….. It’s the lip biting. Or the way she’s tugging slightly at her top. Or her stance. Ok, whatever, it’s the whole damn shot!

American Honey….. She had the hottest series going on the last few weeks. And a finale that includes a bike, cleavage and cut off daisy dukes so totally makes my favorite list!

Mariposa….. I love color restoration pics and this one is VERY well done.

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Seriously. Insanity has followed me for two weeks. The good kind, but still….busy! I told you just as I would feel caught up from the wedding that I would be running around trying to get us ready to leave for Jamaica! I have myself and two kiddos to pack for, animals and a house to prepare for us to be away for a week….gah.

Took the kiddos school shopping the other day. That was quite the chore to tackle with both kiddos in tow, alone. Goodfuckinglord. I mean it’s always a challenge and super crazy. But this year it was twice the work fun. I’m always amazed by the list the teachers come up with, not so much how much of the supplies that are needed but how ‘brand specific’ they are (Crayola 8 pk water colors- which would be fine except Crayola is always sold out so you can find Crayola 10pk….24pk….or the generic brand, Fiskar scissors, durable plastic two pocket folders…but NOT trapper keepers! …etc…). I sometimes wonder if it’s how they break the parents in for the new year. LOL But it’s done. *WOOT!* PC suggested I order them online next year. Hmm….novel idea. But what fun would that be?! ~wink~ IDK….groceries and school supplies seem like they are best bought in person.

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This is the type of convo that makes me shake my head at and wonder how my children have lived to be 8 and 5. This is what I could hear through my bedroom window….

LM- No (insert LP’s name) I don’t think that’s safe. NO!
LP- Sure it is, get on, it’ll be fine

Uh yeah….this is the point I jumped up to look out the window and see what on earth she was trying to talk him into doing that he wouldn’t. Bc honestly, that boy will try ANYTHING once. He has no fear. Well. No biggie. She was only trying to get him to jump off the platform of the swingset (5 feet high) onto a tightly twisted swing/see saw that she was going to release when he jumped. HELLO!?!?! Seriously, I don’t know WTH she was thinking and how she thought that was a good idea. No my little darlings…. NO. Baaaaaad idea.

After I stopped them and said no way in f-ing hell was that ok or should they attempt that again…. I hear him say “I TOLD you that was a bad idea”.
*shaking head*

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Reminders-

TFT- Bc I will be gone all next week on my HONEYMOON (woot!) TFT will be posted Sunday night (I suppose I could schedule it to auto-generate a post but I have really shitty luck with that working so….). If you have a picture you would like to contribute for our troops, send it to me asap! The cool kids are doing it ;)

Posting next week will be sporadic if anything at all. It’s unclear whether there will even be internet but I mean seriously….we will be at an all inclusive adult only resort (PC’s friends and business associates keep calling it a ‘swinger resort’ LOLOLOL). *ahem* I’m going to be slightly um, busy ~wink, wink~ I AM going to do my damndest to post an HNT though. Every night at the resort the club has a different theme (mandatory)….pirates, fetish, toga, pajama/lingerie party….you get the idea. So I should have some awesome HNT photo ops *evil grin*

Oh. And I hope to post some wedding pics this weekend before we leave, with a better recap.

Later Hookers...:::muah!!!:::…

~xo

By the WAY……
It’s one of the hottest, sweetest, sexiest male bloggers bday. Don’t you dare forget to go wish him a Happy Birthday!!!!

Love ya Babe!

I won’t have pictures back from the photographer for a couple weeks. SR and her hubby had delays at the stupid airport and got home (I HOPE!!!) very late, she will have pics to share tomorrow, my sister has pictures but I’m guessing was too hung over (((her))) to show them to me yet…..so you get previews of the pictures I *have* seen, thanks to someone special (see below)! Recap later. All I have time and energy for is this teaser….

Did I tell you or did you catch on to who my ‘other’ special someone coming in for the wedding was????
Dinner with twenty-two people Friday night…..

~wink~

My man….

~grins

The ceremony….

We did it! It’s official and shit. WOO HOO!!!

The wedding party (minus the kiddos)….

The reception….

Hehe…

The wine was YUMMY…

Uh….things got a little crazy. Although I’m pretty sure SR’s hubby didn’t mind very much. Doh!

*ahem*

The DJ said he had never seen this before. Duh….he’s never been around any of US before. (That is PC btw *snort*)

LOLOL

Hehe…..

SO much more to come (KWIM…wink, wink…). I promise a real recap….soon!

…:::HAPPY SIGH:::…

~xo