(haha….this is too funny *grins*)

So I have an AFF profile (I have an entire post on *that* experience, o.m.g…..later though).  Female for female.  But does that stop the men from responding?  Uh…no.  But nor does it stop me from ignoring them.  (doh)

One of the gems I received recently was from a male who went on and on about how into ‘older’ women he was, how he’s always fantasized about experiencing an ‘older woman’, etc.  Um.  He’s 32 years old.  Dude!  I’m only FIVE years older than you! And could you please stop referring to me as an ‘older woman’.  Gah…..  Way to kill a gals game.  And your opportunity at any too!  Geesh!

Not that I was ever interested anyways…..  But still!

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Decided I was happy I hadn’t taken the top off my Jeep yet when it began raining early Friday afternoon.  (at the rate this summer is going, I may NEVER get to take it down!)

Watched it rain.

Thought of things that would entertain three children under 10years old that didn’t involve being outside.

Watched it rain.

Took everyone to see the remake of Karate Kid.  Very well done.  Loved it almost better than the original.

Watched it rain.

Overheard a conversation a drunk man was having on his cell phone in the lobby of Hooters, pleading with someone named “Kate”, to let him come over, assuring her that ‘she could always call 911 if she had to’.  Umm…… (IDK how reassuring that really is…”Kate” must have not thought so either because he took a place at the bar and remained there even after we left 45min later…..)

Watched it rain.

Had the entirely too large Golden Retriever/Border Collie mix desecrate my favorite 5′ tall potted plant A.G.A.I.N!!!!  ARGH!!!!!  I give up.  FINE.  Let’s throw the fucking plant away.  FINE!  My GAWD!

Dodged petty arguments/bickering/put out fires because three kiddos were stuck inside yet another day.

Because it was. still. raining…..

Unintentionally crashed a wedding reception.  Kiddos scored free wedding cake out of the deal.  (I *heart* Olive Garden)

Didn’t enjoy a Martini made with what tasted like entirely of Tequila.  I felt as if I needed to request a Chaser for it.

Watched it rain.

Read an entire book.

Enjoyed mutual-self gratifying O’s.  (A willing, skilled partners hand and a fish…a girls best friend *wink*)

Watched it rain.

Mmm…Starbucks.

Accused PC of being hormonal and questioned if he was PMSing.  Offered him Midol. *snort wink*  (((PC)))

Watched it rain.

Went to see A-Team (yeah….it was THAT type of a movie watching weekend).  Was surprised at how good it was considering how I had so totally not wanted to see it.

Was slightly encouraged when the rain stopped for 5.5seconds.

Drowned my rainy weekend sorrows in a perfectly strong Margarita.

Watched it rain.

Lusted over watched the season premiere to True Blood.  *happy sigh*

Watched. it. rain.
(seriously SERIOUSLY over the rain…..wonders if it rains less in Seattle……)

It’s Monday.  I’m hoping for….a little less rain.

(vis.sualize.us)

~ xo

Vixen

I don’t swallow.  In fact I am incapable of it.  Believe me…I’ve tried.  And it resulted in me racing to the bathroom to… (SIGH) barf.  Which…in the grand scheme of things, as unflattering as that was…HAD to have been better than on him.

But it did ruin the mood.  (No shit, right?!)

I was reading a post by Janie (A Hundred Ways To Be Perverse In The Library).  And it was so nice to hear another girl with similar, uh, issues as mine.

I’m going to attribute this ‘glitch’ I have to my issues I already have regarding foods in general and things that go in my mouth.  And the sudden assault of hot, thick, creamy, salty anything is very unappealing to me.  *gag*

But I feel badly about this.  I would love to go down on a guy and have him cum in my mouth.  It sounds hot.  It looks hot.  But I just. can’t. do. it. 

I guess I’ll just continue to try to make up for it in (many, many) other areas.  *wink*

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~ xo

Vixen

“Sensual and delightful, this bra set is made out of a lovely, deep red satin with a black contrasting lace overlay. The bustline is trimmed with a black ruffled lace. Comes with a matching thong and garter belt.“

I previewed this set for you on Thursday for HNT.  There are times I can make any piece of lingerie look decent with the right angles and photography.  Too big?  The right angle and a hand holding the extra fabric- fabulous photos.  I know how to ‘work it’ (so to speak, lol).  Too small?  Adjust it just right, or position my body in just the perfect way- looks fabulous.  That all said…there was no need for any of that- this set fit *PERFECT*. 

The entire set is red satin, overlayed with black lace.  Giving it a Victorian like appearance that is quite pretty.

The bra is completely adjustable with underwire and light lower padding , it adds just enough lift to provide amazing cleavage.  Bottom half of the bra is silk (with lace overlay), top half is lace only, demi style.  Creating a sexy look.  The garter has an elastic waist, making it very versatile and able to fit to many body styles.  Because of my proportions (34-24-35), I have a difficult time when I have to order something that comes as set.  I usually need a much larger top for my breasts and much smaller bottoms.  So I was a bit worried about either the bra or the thong being too big.  But both fit *perfectly*.  The thong is a low rise fit.  HUGE bonus in my opinion (hate hate hate panties that come up past my waist- the perfect panty sits well below, right at the hips).

This set is super sexy, fits well and is comfortable.  There was nothing I didn’t like about it.  And honestly, you can’t beat the price!

More lingerie can be found at Eden Fantasy….

~ xo

Vixen

So.  Back in September Dana held an awesome blogaversary contest.  And I was one of the winners (WOOT!).  Anyone who reads Dana’s blog knows that the girl has had some serious shit go on in her life since then.  Major, life changing ones. 

Despite that though, a bit ago I received an email from her letting me know a package was on it’s way.  And I was super stoked to find it on my doorstep this past week from her.  It was filled with fun goodies…

 
She remembered my love of things that ‘bite’.  Which…hehe…is true…….  Cupcake mints, several differ types of mints and gum loaded with caffeine (ok, yeah, she really DOES know me…*grins*).  The Onion Ring flavored mints sounded…interesting.  (I gave them to the kiddos…ha!)

But my favorite of all was this shirt that I’ve been using to sleep in….

Click it to read what it says….
(and forgive the no make-up first thing in the morning look, but I did tell you I was sleeping in it)

Thanks Dana!!!!

~ xo

Vixen

(weheartit)

He stood before me in a towel, freshly showered.  Hair still wet.  And brought his lips to mine, putting his hand behind my head, pulling me in closer, kissing me intensely.

Our lips didn’t part as he slid me onto my back, until he pulled away to slide up my shirt.  The towel fell to the floor.  Softly kissing my stomach.    My shorts were off.  No panties.  He began kissing my inner thigh.  Tongue tracing the curve of my hip bone.  Putting his mouth so close….but not there. I could feel his breathe.  His breathing.

His hands were under my hips, pulling me to him.  My back arched.  Feeling his mouth first.  Then fingers sliding inside me.  Working together.

Gasping.  Breath catching.  Such intense…pleasure.

Fabulous beginning to a Saturday morning…..

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TFT is up!

Again, just to ‘clarify’ the specifications for contributing to TFT. ANYONE can contribute. Girl, guy, couple, hell, your entire fraternity/bachelorette party… Snap. Send. It’s all cool. Be as simple, artsy, or whatever…as you’d like. It doesn’t have to be anything special! Or make it be. Hell, my point is, whatever you feel comfortable doing- I’ll take it and put up. ALSO, you can contribute anonymously if your little heart so desires. OR let me know how you would like to be linked/titled.

I’ll make it even easier. You want to become a regular contributor? You can send me one picture at a time. Or bunches. I’ll start a file and pull a picture from it each week. I’m easy people (I keep telling you all that! *grins*)!

*****

Have a fabulous Tuesday!

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~ xo

Vixen

Kicking it with Roxy…..

Oh. And yes. That is snowboard gear. ~grins~

~ xo

Vixen

Yeah…nothing like taking a week to pull a recap together.  Gah.  In all fairness, there are always something like close to 200 pictures to sort through. Plus last week was kinda sucky for me, so….. Hey, the important thing is you got pictures to look at, right?

So.  The plan had been to fly out to Arizona and spend the wkend with Roxy and friends.  But then their poor little furbaby broke his elbow and they decided to ditch the Az trip.  Instead I flew in to spend the wkend at their house.  Poolside, drinking, friends…..Arizona, California….it’s all good.  Hehe


Friday-

Had to leave for the airport at like 4am Friday morning.  *YAWN*  I half debated not even going to sleep but managed to force an hour ‘nap’ in.  Starbucks on the way to the airport helped tremendously (caught them right when they opened- THANK GOD!!!).  Had THE chattiest kid sit next to me on my first leg of the trip.  And it wasn’t just him talking AT me.  He wanted to converse.  Where am I going?  What am I doing there? Do I ski?  Like seriously dude.  I’ve had a nap and a cup of coffee…I’m so totally not a morning person.  It’s a miracle I was half functioning at 6am with the amount (or lack there of) of sleep I’d had in the last couple days previously.  He clearly WAS a morning person.  Cute kid though, in a “I wear a business suit” sort of a way.  Wished I’d been thinking more clearly and could have been wittier  ~wink~

Caedyn dipping her toes in the pool.

Nice um….hose.  *giggle* Two things funny about this picture.  A- the obvious, Roxy’s a nut.  LMAO  B- Caedyn LOVES to chase/bite the water from the hose.  I only wish Kiya loved water half as much as her sister.

Started the afternoon off right with Strawberry Margaritas.  Quicksilver makes them PERFECT.  MMm…..

These shot glasses rock.  So perfectly said.  *grins*

Burr!!!  It’s sooooo cold in California at night.  It got down to 80!  *gasp* Hehe…. It was really warm (90′s) while I was out there. Goof.  Seriously though, it does get a bit chilly at night once the sun goes down.

Ha!  Do not even ask……lol.  Roxy had this brilliant idea for new clubbing wear.  GoGo dancers have nothing on us… *snicker* (btw, I have tons of these, decided to save them for a post of their own)

Paparazzi apparently got too drunk to take very many pics that night (read: that aren’t ridiculously silly and un-postable) bc that is all she wrote for day one.  (Doh!)

Oh. Um. Did I ever tell you about the time Roxy fell out of bed? No? Um…..bwahahaha…….well I’m still not. But THAT was funnier than hell. At least to Quicksilver and I, we were still giggling about it the next day. *snort snort*

Saturday-

Woke up missing bikini bottoms and camera. Roxy was missing her entire bikini. I had visions of our bikinis strewn in the street. That’s a good time right there. Doh. Camera was found safely (WHEW!), other bikini parts were found safe and un-eaten by giant puppy (AKA…Sadie). On with the day!

BBQ with friends are the plans for this afternoon.  Roxy playing with meat again. I swear…that woman and her meat….  *lol*

Gonna spend the day by the pool.  And what goes better poolside then Brazilian Rum! (Yummy would disagree….lol) Made a pitcher of Caprihania’s.  I’m pretty sure each of us having two of these (glasses people, not pitchers) got the party started rather quickly (and early).

What all girls need at the pool.  A pool boy!  AKA: Roxy’s hottie hubbie

Whatcha smiling about Quicksilver?  *grins* All we need is beer in our hands and this could be a beer advertisement. No?

Aren’t they just the cutest couple you ever did see?!

An alcoholic’s fridge.  Food?  Pfffbbbtttt…..  Kidding…kind of.  It’s the ‘pool/beer’ fridge.

True happiness: laying out in a bikini by the pool in the sun with a beer between your legs. [insert inappropriate reference of something else between my legs....grins......]

Oh hello!

Quicksilver rockin the Vixen hat.

There’s my girlfriend Sadie again.  Goofy girl. It’s not a trip to Roxy’s without being properly molested by the giant puppy.

Put your hands in the air and say…..YEAH.  Hehe.  Caprihanias, beers, several shots in…. (could ya tell?)

The spa at night means…..BUBBLES!!!!  Lots and lots of bubbles!

Roxy between my legs (snicker…..)

This is the look of a dog staring back at the drunk people binging on midnight snacks.  (I will save you the pictures Caedyn took of the drunk people, they were pretty bad, no one really wants to see that shit)

So Roxy passes out (notice broken doggy sleeping on her legs?  Cuuuuuuuute!)

Quicksilver and I decide we should have one more shot.  Then after one we realize, well hell, there is only one more round left in the bottle (um, that we only opened the night before *ahemtequilawhoresahem*). So Quicksilver says we should just finish off the bottle, which is a good point.  Right?  Well.  But then we realize after that shot, HELL, there is now one more round.  Ok, serve ‘em up.  *shaking head* And…. we both promptly passed out.   (if you recall Quicksilver and I made this same mistake last time- doh)

Sunday-

Nobody felt all that spectacular Sunday morning.  Go figure.  I think Quicksilver finally made an appearance about oh, noon?

Roxy and I spent a day recuperating by the pool.  Drinking beer.  Which seemed to help.

Bad dog Sadie!  This dog is not allowed in the house.  Guess who figured out how to open the sliding screen door the night before?  Guess who is freakin PROUD of herself that she learned this fabulous new trick?  Um…yeah…….

Finally pulled ourselves together enough to hit The Yardhouse for dinner.  Roxy and I went there when I was out last July.  Fun place.  Yummy food.  Wanna yard of beer?

Bikini-tinis!!!!

Girlies with bikini-tinis!

I hear it’s kinda tricky to drink from the yard glass when your beer gets towards the end.  I’m thinking I’ll take their word for it. Knowing me, I’d have beer dripping down my front.  Body shots are cool and all but not in that manner.

Alright.  The trip comes to an end.

But wait.  Not with out molesting Roxy one last time!  (hehe)

Early night for all of us.  Wanna know the sucky thing for an insomniac who goes to bed before 10?  Being wide fucking awake at midnight.  *sigh* Out of the house and on our way to Starbucks at 6 Monday morning. Homebound.  Direct flights- gotta love them!

I’m seriously loving my monthly Roxy visits.  *happy sigh* Looks like a Cali road trip in a couple weeks (family trip….less tequila, more beach) then Roxy and Quicksilver will be here in July.  Sah-weet!

~ xo

Vixen

Man.  You know, come off a fabulous trip and get smacked in the face by drama.  So totally NOT a fan of drama.  Have worked super hard to get it out of my life, I avoid it.  And I had all these thoughts in my head regarding this and needing to vent and what not.  I went for a run Monday night, in hopes of clearing my head a bit.  And well, that went to shit when some fabulous dog owners [voice dripping with sarcasm] were under the assumption that the mandatory leash law at our lake doesn’t apply to them and their unruly animals.  Hiking in a state park?  That must mean it’s a DOG PARK, a free for all (no, it does NOT actually!).  Rules no longer apply to you!  (yes, they do actually!)

Had to break up a dog fight before it ensued.  Skinned to hell shin.  Sore ankle.  Hey, thanks for the ‘fun’, don’t bother apologizing!  Pfffbbbt, we’re cool.

*grumble, grumble*

Wanted to add a tiny disclaimer.  I have a thingy in my sidebar that states that this site is for adults, 18 years old and older.  It should also read that it’s NOT for close-minded dumbasses.  Oh.  But wait. I do…

Just sayin……

And.

Nothing I do in my personal life, or that I write about here has any bearing or effects whatsoever on my abilities as a parent.  I have amazing children.  They are polite, well mannered, well adjusted.  I *love* being a mom.  But, as I mentioned in another post a bit ago, women (ME!!!) can be multi-faceted.  *gasp* You don’t like me?  Don’t like what I do?  There’s this awesome little box with an X at the top of this page…..try clicking it.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

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Photo recap of my trip this past weekend to come soon.  For now a teaser…..
(we’ve totally decided that our new clubbing attire should be this, no?  *grins*)

Don’t forget that this week is the 5th Anniversary of HNT!!!  And there’s a theme!  Go check it out and see what’s on the agenda.

*****

TFT is up!  Again to specify a bit about contributing to TFT. ANYONE can contribute. Girl, guy, couple, hell, your entire fraternity/bachelorette party… Snap. Send. It’s all cool. Be as simple, artsy, or whatever…as you’d like. It doesn’t have to be anything special! Or make it be. Hell, my point is, whatever you feel comfortable doing- I’ll take it and put up. ALSO, you can contribute anonymously if your little heart so desires. OR let me know how you would like to be linked/titled.

I’ll make it even easier. You want to become a regular contributor? You can send me one picture at a time. Or bunches. I’ll start a file and pull a picture from it each week. I’m easy people (I keep telling you all that! *grins*)!

*****

Have a fabulous Tuesday!

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~ xo

Vixen

It’s the first day of May. Which….*drum roll please*….means the beginning of National Masturbation Month. In 1995 Good Vibrations began celebrating to raise awareness. This began after the Surgeon General at the time (Dr. Joycelyn Elders) was fired for saying that masturbation should be discussed as part of young peoples’ sex education.

Why Masturbate? Why Masturbate-a-thon?

Despite great strides in sex-positive education, masturbation for many remains a taboo subject.  Masturbation is important! It’s safe, healthy, free, pleasurable and my number one reason for advocating it, is that it helps people get to know their bodies and their sexual responses.

It’s sex, not the Psychic Network-
“Like something? Don’t like something? The cat and your best friend
may be able to read your silent signals, but for a guy in the moment,
it’s not that easy. Just tell us please!”

AND there is almost nothing hotter than a guy/girl who knows how to get themselves off and can share it with their partner. Watching the person I am with take care of them self, share that level of intimacy with me is HOT. And having someone else watch ME is *omfg* highly erotic. Just sayin’…. ~wink~

They believe:

• Masturbation is the safest sex.
• More masturbation means more sexual self-awareness.
• Masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.

(vi.sualize.us)

Myths about masturbation-

• Masturbation is something you do when you’re young, but then grow out of. (70-95% of adult men/women masturbate)
• Masturbation isn’t ‘real sex’; it’s only for people who can’t find a partner.
• Masturbation is something men have to do, but women don’t “need” to. (statistics do show that men do masturbate more than women. BUT social attitudes towards female masturbation are a lot more negative)
• People in relationships don’t masturbate (basically every survey taken- whether that be Playboy or Redbook…say that way more married men masturbate than women, but a really high percentage (something like an average of 60% of women do)
• Too much masturbation is bad for you. (duh. If it is a part of a balanced sexual and social life, it poses on specific risks)
• Only certain kinds of people masturbate. (ok, so survey research shows that whether you are 19 or 99, religious and conservative or secular and liberal, no matter who you are or what stage of life you are in…almost everyone has masturbated at some point in their lives!)

(vi.sualize.us)

WHY Masturbate-

• Because masturbation is immensely pleasurable, invigorating, rejuvenating and fun.
• Because sexual pleasure is each person’s birthright.
• Because masturbation is the ultimate safe sex.
• Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love.
• Because masturbation offers numerous health benefits including menstrual cramp relief, stress reduction, endorphin release, stronger pelvic muscles, reduction of prostate gland infection for men and resistance to yeast infections for women.
• Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout.
• Because each person is their own best lover.
• Because masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.
• Because masturbation increases sexual awareness.

Masturbate-a-thon will be on May 2 this year, it’s their 10th annual. They promise the event to be fun and easy place for participants to jack or jill off (~giggle~ ….yes, they actually say that…).

The event takes place every year in San Francisco. You can buy a ticket to cum (haha, pun intended) as a spectator. Spectators and voyeurs are welcome. But it struck me as interesting that it only costs $15 for females and transgenders BUT $40 for MEN (non-trans) who want to attend unaccompanied. Huh. Bummer if you are a man and not transgendered. Never thought you would be penalized for that did ya?! LOL

Anyways. If you have nothing better to do tomorrow….. ~wink~

******

Enjoy your Saturday.  Review goes up tomorrow!

(vi.sualize.us)

~ xo

Vixen

Roxy and Quicksilver met Phoebe and I at the airport. This flight had been MUCH better than the last time.  The SW bitch fest must be over and the regular NICE people who actually like dogs, are back.  The only disappointing thing was to realize that a good portion of my music on my iPod, some good stuff that I had looking forward to listening to on the plane…..was missing.  How did that happen???  Oh well. 

First stop was lunch.  Mexican of course.  One of the (maaaaaaaaaaany) things I love about my friends is that their love for Mexican food is so similar to mine.  And of course we indulged in Margaritas!

Next stop after lunch….the liquor store!

Not long after making it to their house Roxy broke out the Tequila she’d gotten for her bday.  They celebrate THIRSTY THURSDAY at their house each week.  It’s 5:00 somewhere! Cheers! Pomegranate Tequila is yuuuuuumy….. (although, much more a ‘indulge in one shot’ sort of thing)

Of course, got to get in some ‘sober-ish‘ shots….

That’s what I’m talking about…definitely was and IS the theme whenever I visit  ~wink~

Baby spiders! Er, um, parachuters, the sky was full of them the entire wkend.  Hehe

Aren’t they completely insanely cute together?!

More ‘sober-ish‘ pics….

…you know, before I began molesting her.

Thursday night included beer, tequila shots, Domino’s incredibly delish veggie pizza [after Quicksilver offered me my upteenth shot and I had to tell him 'not until something less alcohol-like made it into my stomach' (hey!  sometimes I DO know what is good for me! Rare, but still, lol)], more tequila, I believe this is the night I was attempting to text PC but those damn Blackberry keys just kept getting smaller and smaller…..attempted to watch Vampire Diaries (unsuccessfully) then passing out in Roxy’s bed.  Doh.

Friday-

Quicksilver never made it to work.  Doh…downside of Thirsty Thursday I guess.  Tequila haze.  Lunch at Pick-Up-Stix….seriously *LOVE* that place.  I want one to open up here so bad!  Next the nail salon where we all got pretty nails and were accosted by their new chairs (wtf is up with a chair that squeezes your thighs together super tight….and then rams a rod up into your ass?!  I’m not kidding…..lol).  Eventually did some food and beverage shopping.  I was ramped up to make them Capriana’s.  Perfect poolside drink!

I’ve posted many of these signs before, not sure if I’ve ever shown this one before.  *snort*

Mega sized Capriana’s were enough to get the pool party going.  *ahem*  Switched to beer…..

Ahh…….  *HAPPY SIGH*  I could spend every wkend just. like. this.

Quicksilver getting it on, er um helping….doh.

Like you doubted….

Boys pass out.

What happens when boys pass out….girls take advantage of awesome photo ops.  HAHA~

Friday night more friends came over for Rock Band and Roxy made her signature SUPER yummy pasta- Rattlesnake Pasta.  Which I’m dying to make.  It was um…a tad bit (fire-blazing-from-your-mouth) spicy.  *snort*  But very good.  We all enjoyed it with the Texas Toast and beer.

Even Phoebe wanted in on the beer consumtion.  No really, can’t you tell she was just dying to enjoy some Rocky Mountain Water?!?!  (never mind her “OH GOD HELP ME PLEASE” look……)

Rockin Beer Goggles.   I’ll save you the pics where Phoebe was rockin’ them.  Not as impressive as when Roxy was.

(wrong…wrong….wrong…..lololol)

Rockband time.

They are seriously good. I was super impressed.  I stayed behind the scenes as the Paparazzi, you know, what I do very best.  Bwahahaha….

Ok.  Enough of that.  Time for the spa.  I swear, you would not believe the girl on girl action I got that wkend.
Brown eyes that make you melt, beautiful short hair, tongue that can…..  Yeah, she’s a big ass German Shepherd puppy named Sadie.  I won’t include all the pics where she’s molesting me.  I can’t even count how many times I was accosted by her.  *snort*

I’m either doing my ‘Sadie-impersonation’ here or molesting Roxy (….again…..) 

The night ended when Roxy was dead set on having the Cheesy Cake Quicksilver had made earlier in the day (homemade from a box! Quite the gourmet! *giggle*) that was inside the house.  Get her in the house where she promptly passes out…sans any Cheesy Cake. I was deadset that Quicksilver and I needed ONE more shot of tequila.  To which his point is, well hell, may as well double up and have two.  Then as we are indulging in our 2nd back to back shot makes me promise not to leave him high and dry….  We proceed to have a most enlightening and interesting conversation (right? I’m sure in my mind anyways, lol), I look over and guess who’s passed out cold.  Yes, I’m THAT entertaining apparently.  Poor guy woke up at 4am on the couch, by himself, listening to blaring loud music…while us girls were snoozing away in bed.  DOH.

Saturday-
Mmm…this is the morning we probably all felt the worst. I slept in until 9:30 (when does THAT ever happen?!?!) and woke up in a very, very heavy tequila induced fog.  Blech……..

You know “Where’s Waldo”????  So, where’s Phoebe?

There she is!  Hehe…..  (I’m not appologizing for the doggy pictures, she’s adorable and you have to admit it and/or deal with it)

What better way to cure a hang over and spend a hot Saturday afternoon then walking around a Meat Festival.  A vegetarian’s DREAM. *LOL*  Actually I think to meat eaters it was called something like a “BBQ Showdown”

Did you read that?  Meat to please ME.  Little do they know…..hehe

I kid.  But it was nice to get out of the house and I think the walking around was good for all of us.  It was funny to joke about me, the vegetarian, checking out all the meat.  *wicked grin*

And while I’m not such a huge fan of meat, I DO love sauce.  My motto in life is that it’s SERIOUSLY all about the sauce.  Food is merely a vehicle FOR sauce.  I AM the Sauce Goddess!

This is probably only funny to those who know me somewhat well.  One of the most offensive ‘meats’ to me is bacon.  Bc restaurants like to sneak bacon into EVERYFUCKINGTHING. I’ll order an innocent salad someplace and it’ll come out with teeny tiny bacon bits in it.  Mashed potatos.  Soups.  It’s amazing to me.  So bacon wrapped anything….ah yes, *barf*

I know, I know…You can’t take me and Roxy anywhere without us becoming inappropriate. What can I say.  To know us is to deal with us love us.

Roxy preferred hers with nuts…..just sayin’ *giggle grins*

Later back at the house…..

Tequila progress.  Let me put this into perspective for you.  This bottle if freakin’ HUGE.  1/2gallon glass bottle of Don Ramone tequila.  MMmmm….. So, four people, 2 nights…..bout half a bottle down.  Um, yeah.

Sadie’s ball.  Seriously.  This is just wrong, no?!  (the ball people, look at the ball, lol)

Girlies…..

For as warm as it was that day, it got pretty cold that night.  Def can’t beat a fire at night.

Theme song of the night- SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!

What?  You only knew it was a matter of time before we got all porn-star like with the tequila.

Roxy’s tower of beer….. (I mean, we all drank it, but she made it, kwim?  lol)

 
Quicksilver is awfully happy, no?
(psst…I never do this, but you might want to click this one particular pic….)

(FWI, TFT should be most interesting the next few weeks.  This past HNT was just a taste of Roxy and I….and our um, flashing habit, lol)

Awww……

Bubble queen

Ok.  Last pic of wkend (mostly, kind of sort of), ok, that I’m going to show NOW.  *LOL*  Remember the Cheesy Cake Roxy was infatuated with the night before?  Um…yum.  There are some very fun and interesting things you can do with it!  *ahemCheesy-Cake-Pornahem*  Just sayin….  ~wink~

Sunday-

How we spent our Sunday.  Recovering/recuperating.  It was a *beautiful* day.  Figures…would have been perfect to spend it poolside.

Had a really late flight out.  Was pretty disappointed to discover that the already small San Diego airport has an even tinier terminal than I am used to.  As in, I had my heart set on the slim selections of a sandwich from Quiznos and latte from Starbucks (dinner of champions).  Only to discover this teeny, tinier terminal consists of two gates and a kiosk that sells water and magazines.  Oh…um, ok, pfffbbbtt, who really needs dinner anyways.  *sigh*  Added with the college baseball (???) team that seemed to always want to be sitting where I was, AS I was trying to have a phone conversation….  Not the greatest way to end a fabulous wkend.  But *shrug*  sa le vie, when you travel as much as I have been recently.  I can put up with the little shit anyday to repeat fabulousness.  You have no idea how badly I would like to visit there monthly.  Wait…I guess I almost have, lol.  Well, still.  Hopefully next time PC can come as well.  It was incredibly sweet (and worked out best) for him to hold down the fort but he was missed.  Anyway…..

*HAPPY SIGH*

~ xo

Vixen