The next installment….

Ok.  So Friday night while we were out and about we were approached by a promoter for Rok Vegas.  He wanted to put us on the VIP list.  We had decided Saturday would be our ‘big night out’, dressed to the nines, etc. 

(Keep in mind we had already been drinking the. entire. day.)

We get into the club and I have immediate flash backs of NYE.  Not a single place to sit, we’re gonna have to stand the entire time, totally packed, difficult to get to the bar.  I about bitch slapped a group of girls that felt the one and ONLY bar in the place was where they should stand and chat it up.  Get your drinks and MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.  Fuck…you know?!  The 3 of us start noticing the VIP tables through out the club.  We had reservations for Spago the following night…we start thinking, who cares about food??! We’d MUCH rather have a kick ass time at the club.  So we made an executive decision to trade Spago for VIP service.  We talk with the manager and he immediately hooked us up. 

BEST. DECISION. EVER!!!!

(again remember, there was this steam/mist stuff the entire night, so some of the pictures seem a bit grainy/odd)

Next thing we know, we are swooped off to our very own private VIP area (Squee!!!), with booth, table, dancing area…..AND personal bouncer and cocktail waitress.  We were given center stage spots practically in the middle of the dance floor.

Here we are sitting in our swanky spot, super happy that we have a place to occasionally sit down our own special place. *GRINS*
(psst…notice the goof behind us?  *snort*)

Sis decided to show John (the manager at Rok Vegas) her uh, appreciation for totally hooking us up.  Notice Lam, our bouncer, ‘over seeing’ the situation.  *LOL* 
What is missing is the pic I took that didn’t came out where she was pulling John by his tie!  ROFL!  Too, TOO funny…..

 
***Oh side note.  John approached me at one point and told me a bit of a dilema he was in…. Normally men reserve these areas and he will pull aside hot females to invite inside their reserved section for them.  He wasn’t really sure what to do for us GIRLS.  *snicker*  Hello….you see hot ladies???  Send ‘em our way!  Bwahaha…..  Actually it worked out quite well.  We made some cool friends that night and had no problem finding fun people to party with.

We *heart* Lam….
He was awesome to us.  Not only did he keep people out of our section, but he let them in when we convinced him it was ok asked him to.  He took a TON of our pictures and kept us safe.  He was freakin’ *AWESOME*! 

And…..our fabulously smokin’ hot waitress.  She made our shots and margaritas directly at our table and took trips to the bar for us for any other needs (BEER, lol) so that we never had to leave our little swanky area unless we wanted to.  She rocked!
(BUT for the life of ALL of us, no one can remember her name?!!? W…T…F?!?!  It’s been seriously bugging me for a fucking week now…GRRRR!)

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm

Super stars….hehe……..

Showing off our fabulous shoes….Betsey Johnson rocks.

Shots anyone? (smokin hot girl anyone?)

Our cool little table

Ahhh…..The PATRON…  Me and Patron have a love affair going on. Mmmmm…..

Cheers!

Fun friends…..

I know you want me, want me
You know I want cha, want cha,
One two three four

*giggle*

I freakin’ LOVE this shot of my sis and I.

Ok, her feet hurt. Roxy ditches the shoes.

See?  Barefoot.

Again, thank goodness for Lam, he took so many of our fabulous pictures.  Memories were captured bc he was there for us.
Strike a pose!

Totally adorable Marine boys.  With Mardi Gras beads.  It was the beads people.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. ~wink~

Legs….and she knows how to use them…..

Girlies…..

The theme of that night.

What happens at 5am in Vegas?  Clubs close down.  *ahem*  Yeah…we totally closed the club down.  See what Vegas and Patron does to us?!  Hehe….  So what do we do?  We hit another club that hasn’t closed down yet!  Duh!

Hmm…Marine boys were invited to come along. 


[insert many pictures you will later find on the TFT site]

Well, so….  We tuck sis in at 6am (remember those super big margaritas with six shots of Patron that we got on Saturday….and she drank hers completely. on. her. own?! Um..yeah).  Roxy hits it at 7am.  And…Vixen makes it inside the room at *ahem* 9am. 

*wicked grin*

I was wired, jonsing something fierce for water (that for whatever reason we were stupid enough to run ran out of…..GAH!!!!!  I seriously would have paid $15 for a bottle of water at that point) and became Chatty Cathy (as my sister called me).  Finally, FINALLY fell asleep, aaaaand PC called. 
“Oh hi honey…yeah….what am I doing?  Uh, just going to bed.  Um, yes, I know…it’s….9 something. Uh-huh”
DOH!

Vegas you know…..  *snicker*

Sunday we slept. I think I made it downstairs for Starbucks at um, 1pm?  Yeah. It was like that.  My poor sister was THE most hung over that day.  I think Roxy and I were mainly just *TIRED*.  Or maybe my hang over just didn’t hit me until about 11pm Sunday.  We had fabulous plans like….going to a strip club.  We even heavily researched which one we’d hit.  The fabulous mall down the strip (you know we are shopping whores!).  What stories we would tell!  But no, no…after the way we all felt Sunday, it was a wash.  We went nowhere that day.  Ordered room service for sandwiches at some point in the day….with lots and lots of water.

The roller coaster we never made it too.  Damn!

NY NY lights…

Finally about 5? 6?  We decided we would join the land of the living and go have dinner at the posh Italian restaurant located downstairs inside the NY NY.  It was….disappointing.  *groan*  Honestly, the Minestrone soup (only vegan option on the menu) was fine.  But I know both Roxy and my sister weren’t super impressed with their meals.  Although STILL what we ordered that night, with drinks, was less than what those fucking appetizers came to at the Rain Forest Cafe.  *shaking head*

By Sunday night our feet were toast.  Two full nights (one of those including pulling an all nighter no less) of fabulous shoes left our feet wrecked.  Hung over and the thought of stuffing our feet in more fabuous shoes made us all literally *CRINGE*.  No….  We’re cool.  We decided to say fuck it go much more casual.

My feet are still recovering from spending all night Saturday dancing in my Bj’s.  *ouch*  Sacrifices, sacrifices though, we would all totally do it again in a heartbeat. 

We hit Coyote Ugly our last night.  They/we had an abundance of Jello Shots.
(and adorable Marine boy toy from the previous night…:::grins:::….hmmm…….)

The Coyotes were in rare form that night.  Bwtn calling out the London guy in his much-too-tight skinny jeans to the other dude in his argyl sweater vest that one of them literally made him take off….hahaha!!!!

Then there was this dude.  A total rocker dude that one of them insisted on putting ponytails on.  Bwahahaha!!!!

Ok, there was this chick who was dressed insanely Pin-Up girl hot.  Hot Hot Hot.

Coyotes….  The one in black, and then the other in peach were fucking *AWESOME*.  They put the others to shame they were *THAT* good. (again…how can I ever go to our Denver one and have a good time bc ours pale in such comparison to these girls?!?!)

Probably ideally, we would have had one more night.  To whoop it up a bit more.  As Sunday night wore on, I realized I was increasingly more hung over.  Roxy and Sis were feeling rough and really, you can’t BE at CU with out being called out to have fun. 

I did have a slight confrontation with a dude standing behind me.  And then another at the bar.  Apparently it was “I’m a stiff asshole” night…  *grumble grumble*  I have a long standing reputation for not taking shit at bars.  I’m so totally NOT a confrontational gal but fuck with me in a bar…um yeah, not gonna be down with that.

Not a one of us would change anything about our trip.  Yeah…we only made it two blocks from our hotel the entire time we were there.  Yeah…the food fucking sucked ass.  But we thoroughly enjoyed every. single. night we were there.  Pulling the all nighter Saturday was probably the most fun and memorable night I’ve had in years…… 

And the best of all was I stepped outside of my norm, no holding back.  No worries.  No cares.  (Permission for naughtiness does that to a gal ~grins~) We all had the most awesome experiences we could imagine.

Sadly, the best meal I had while there was the lettuce, onion and swiss cheese sandwich on Rye (you really can hardly call that a vegetarian sandwich, lol) that we had the very last day were were there.  We grabbed sandwiches from the NY deli inside our hotel.  The guy making the sandwiches had THE biggest crush on Roxy.  (hehe…)

Would we do it again?  In a fucking HEARTBEAT. 

Do I have stories to share involving adorable Marine boys?  ABSOLUTELY.  The question is…when?  ~wink~

~ xo

Vixen

So I’ve decided the best way to do this is in two parts. Saturday night was insane, as in we had VIP status at Rok Vegas and closed the club down at 5am. I have a hellova lot of pics from that night. And while we had fun ALL the nights we were there, that one def MADE the trip. But that is for part two ~GRINS~

Friday-
We arrive.  And what do we do?  Start taking pics in the airport!  I’m ok being ‘those kind of tourists’  *snicker*.  I had a cute pic of Roxy…I thought, but damned if I can figure out where it went (weird…).  Between us three girls we had six LARGE bags, *not* including carry on’s, lol.  Hey, fabulous SHOES take up a lot of room people! 
(wishing I had pics of all our bags…dang)

We get to our hotel to check in.  This is where we were expecting to be completely overwhelmed by the lights and sounds.  I guess we were expecting it to be like you see on TV, surprisingly enough, not so much!

After checking in, unpacking, etc we head out to buy beer, water and snacks.  Long time pro-drinkers like ourselves know that these things will come in handy.  And while the beer was something like $18 a TWELVE pack (choke!) it was still cheaper and more convenient to have in our room (a la Red Neck style in a cooler, hehe) than ordering some up from room service or making trips up and down to one of the bars.  Beer is good. ~wink~

The hotel had two infamous bars/clubs inside- Coyote Ugly and Rok Vegas.  Which is why we chose this hotel (duh, HELLO!). Hehe…  Hence the sign. BTW, I picked up something perfect for HNT…things to look forward to  ~grins~

You won’t hear me raving about the food on this trip, nothing to write home about.  That’s fo-sho’.  Certainly NOT that we came for the food because we’re lushes like that, lol.  I’m sure we could have searched harder for better food but of the 3 restaurants we ate at while we were there, they all had sucky food.  Dinner our first night included over-priced sandwiches at a place we had only chosen bc they had advertised happy hour on Coors.  Only to find out after we ordered that Happy Hour was only AT the bar.  Damnit.  So we ate, then moved to the bar to take advantage of the earlier mentioned Happy Hour.  My poor sister did her best to stay out of a convo with an incredibly drunk, single guy *dying* to share his life story (at least four times….) with her.

We had decided early on that we wanted to start our first night in Vegas at Coyote Ugly.  We gussied up and headed over.  We quickly discovered one of the other perks of dragging PC along with us everywhere.  Not only does he have pockets, but he takes all the pictures.  So…sadly enough, not so many pics at CU bc we spent a good portion of the night up on the bar.  We had a kick ass time there.  I’m not sure I’ll be able to have as much fun at ours anymore bc the Coyotes in Vegas fucking ROCK.  They were sexy as hell AND very interactive.  There is no ‘not having fun’ there.  They put our Coyotes to shame, making ours look like stuck up betches honestly.  But whatev…

Seriously, my sis has THE. BEST. facial expressions. Haha! Gotta love her!

Cute chick hands us Tuaca pins!  Hmm….  Where to put it?  ~grins~  (Btw, mine is STILL blinking, lolol!)  Not that we drink Tuaca…  *shudder* (I mean, definitely not after last NYE, hahaha…..*ahem*) We did do our fair share of Patron shots though.  Us girls loooooooooooooove us some Patron, CHA-CHING.  But the Coyotes made up for it by giving us free shots the rest of the night.

Ok.  The *only* draw back of the night was that CU doesn’t have restrooms located inside.  In fact.  They don’t even have restrooms on that same FLOOR (CU is on the 2nd floor up a long flight of stairs/escalator).  Restrooms are located on the first level and around a bend.  Annoying, yes.  BUT it gets better/worse.  About 11ish for whatever ungodly reason, the escalators quit working. Mmm….poor planning if you ask me.  Who lets their escalators quit working on a Friday night?!?!  So.  Here we are WALKING down the escalator….bc it’s a known fact that girls people who drink need to visit there frequently. 
(Psstt…notice fabulous shoes!?  Hehe….)

Slept in.  Only woke up with slight hangovers which a sufficient amount of Advil and Starbucks cured.  Oh yes!  There was a Starbucks on the first floor pretty much RIGHT OUTSIDE our elevator.  BOOYA BABY.  A vacation just isn’t a vacation with out Starbucks in the mornings.  Seriously. 

We decide to start our day off with Bloody Mary’s at the Rainforest Cafe.  The NY NY has a nifty little cross over bridge that connects to the MGM.  So off we go.

This by far was our most expensive meal.  Where the 3 of us shared an appetizer and had two drinks a piece, adding up to….$105.  *ahem*  The theme of this trip was mucho mula and how to get the most ‘bang for our buck’.  Interesting Bloody Mary’s too.  They came with kettle chips on top ?????  The kettle chips were better than our appetizer and our drinks.  Doh.

Oh well.  It was the experience (that’s what I keep telling myself anyways, lol).  We did get some great pics for our kiddos.  They also had a fabulous gift shop in which my sister and I found cool, fun gifts for them.

Leave it to my sister to molest the Ape. 

Honestly, the 3 of us wanted to be a lot more inappropriate with the big Ape (don’t judge me! lol) but there were so many children around.  Which shocked the hell out of us.  Hey, I consider myself to be super open minded and a very non chalant parent (hell, one my kiddos favorite restaurants is Hooters *snort*), but it would never even occur to me to bring my kids to Vegas.  Why??????  Yes, I know there are shops (we toured the four story M&M building next door) and shows and entertainment.  But it seems like a very adult charged environment and I wouldn’t want them there.  Where would the fun in that be?!  *LOL*

We had a freakin awesome time walking the entire MGM.  If we were to go back I’d want to stay there.  VERY cool.

She wants her MTV *giggle*

We literally made it two blocks.  That is as far as we ever got the entire time we were there.  Doh.  It was *gorgeous* out, super nice weather, we totally lucked out.

This is awful!  WTF?!  It’s a Bubble Butt Blower….  *shaking head*
And no, I did NOT buy one.

So two blocks from our hotel was this Mexican Cantina.  They had 4 Coronas for like $2!  Hey, we’re sold!  SWEET!  Who needs to walk further when you’ve found what you came for!  Hehe….  We spent the entire afternoon there.  Eight or so Coronas later….

We had been eyeing these ginormous margaritas all afternoon that people came in to buy.  When it was time to head back to get ready for dinner (we ended up back at the same Cantina and while their drink specials rocked, their food sucked…:::sigh:::….) we decided we had to try a couple one. Just ONE of those had six shots of Patron in it.  YUM-MY!!!
(hehe…i purposely made her look like the lush here…..)

Sis was intrigued by these guys the entire afternoon.  HAD to have her pic with them. *LOL*
Michael was cool, except for the very disturbing gold thong on the outside of her his pleather pants.  Um…????

Roxy and I had our dreams come true.  We met EDWARD!!!!!  *swoon* 
Seriously he was a fucking kick ass imposter!

Yeah so…right outside our elevator (on the way to Starbucks)  was this giant freezer/fridge thingy of raw meat.  It was utterly disgusting. Please, for the love of god, don’t put a giant see-thru container for RAW MEAT outside a hung-over vegetarian’s place of residence.  Eww ewwww EWWWWW. 
*barf*

Part 2 will be our Saturday night……

To be continued…..

~ xo

Vixen

Vegas was fun my friends…..

Would you believe it if I told you the three of us girls drank this entire bottle? Uh yeah (doh).

~CLICK~

(and YES, I promise I am working on a recap…it’s going slowly. I promise to show lots of evidence pics!)

HappyHNT!!!

~ xo

Vixen

****Warning: LONG post full of pictures****

OMG we had the best weekend!  Picked up Roxy and Hottie Hubbie from the airport Friday night, enjoyed a yummy (but veeeeeeery late) dinner at Bennihana’s, kiddos and boys passed out once home, Roxy and I hot tubbed it until 2:00 am (*yawn*).  The next day (it’s your birthday, it’s your birthday…..woot, woot!) PC surprised me with Starbucks (Venti Nonfat Xtra Hot Caramel Macchiato…MMMmmmm…..) and a dozen red roses.  He also gave me the most adorable little dress from AE. I’ll model it sometime for you. ~wink~  We spent a luxurious afternoon getting our toes done then headed downtown to check into our hotel and get ready.

Adjoining rooms.  SAH-WEET!

Dinner at The Rio.  Margaritas, Patron shots, beer….oh, we ate too.

See the cool cherry shape in her margarita?!  (ok, and the boobs, lol)

I was stoked that my sister made it downtown for a drink.  She couldn’t go out with us for the whole night (Halloween trumps my birthday, I told her so, lol) but YAY she came!

Off to Coyote Ugly!
Yeah….beware of those loose women.  *snort*

Roxy’s Hottie Hubbie was doing an impression of this guy wearing these SUPER short shorts.  WTF?!  I was embarassed for Short Shorts dude.  Friends don’t let friends dress badly!

C’mon, you know your jealous (LOLOL)

PC’s sharing secrets

Aww….aren’t they adorable?!  Hehe…

LOOK!!!!  It’s our waitress from New Years! We *heart* Jackie!!!

Body shot time!!!

Dancin’ queens

Strike a pose

Drunk people.

Naughty girls

Seriously.  Can’t take me anywhere.  (lol)  (see New Years)

Molesting my man

Shots!

WOOHOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

PC’s dreams came true.  He got his ass beat with a studded belt…by TWO hot Coyote’s.
AND I MISSED IT!!!!  Fucking A, seriously.  Don’t even ask how…  *shaking head*

Me….  “So.  This is the plan, we’re going to RUN”
Roxy…. “Ok.  Well.  Dude. I’m drunk.”
This is the freakin’ funniest pic.  WTF are we talking about?!

Random pic with a random guy.  We didn’t even know this guy, lmao.

2:00am
Game over.  Shoes in hand, back to the hotel we go.

PC was DONE.  Passed out hard and cold.

And amazingly despite all that I had to drink AND all those shots (I am NOT a shot person unless we’re talking JELLO shots, lol) I wasn’t hardly hung over.  Felt a little rough but definitely functioning (although spacey as hell, doh).  I’ve never seen PC drink as much as he did that night.  He’s such a trooper!  He’s annoying in that he never has hangovers (lol).  I felt a little badly that Roxy and her Hottie Hubbie had to get on a plane feeling the way they did.  But hey, that is a true sign of a good wkend had!  AND….there is talk they might be able to come out for HALLOWEEN!!!! Halloween is a HUGE holiday for us (if you hadn’t already figured that out yet, hehe…). 

So yeah.  Off to bed.

(Blue-Eyed Vixen)

~ xo

Vixen

Friday Favorites-

Elle…Sweet Elle Next Door…..


Kimberly…The Errant Wife…..

Sexie Sadie…..

If you haven’t been to visit these delicious ladies, GO NOW, click the links and let them know you stopped by!

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My whole family has been sick.  Sick SICK for over a week now.  Beginning with the kiddos two weeks ago (who are still kinda sick, btw), then PC and me……  This thing has kicked my ASS.  I never get sick and it’s ridden me in a way that’s made me feel as if a Mack truck mowed me down (edited to make Roxy quit bitching at me, lmao).  In true PC form, he was awesome, taking care of me.  *thank god*  Wouldn’t it figure just as I begin to feel better (and we have amaaaaaaaaaaazing weak in the knees sex to make up for me being so dead to the world earlier in the week) he’s the one super sick now.

Blech.

Tomorrow is my birthday.  Roxy and her hottie hubbie are flying in to celebrate, in true ‘us’ fashion we are having a celebratory party weekend.  *WOOT!*  It’s become Roxy and mine thing….to spend our birthdays together.  It’s been several years since she’s been able to come here.  We have an *excellent* party district.  Look out Coyote Ugly here we come!

Have a kick ass weekend my friends, I know I will!  Hehe….  ~grins~

(Blue-Eyed Vixen)

~ xo

Vixen

Friday Favorites-
Stunning photos this week.  I fell in love with so many of them.

hh the h & Sue…..  The composition and lighting makes this photo so professional feeling.  Beautifully done.

Archetype of the Temptress…The Temptress…..  Sensual and very professional.


Willful Damage…Elle…..  In *LOVE* with the colors used, it gives the lace such a feminine pretty feel.  And yes, yes….there is fantastic cleavage.


Scintillectual….. She’s been here before, under a different name.  Please go check her out and become reaquinted with her.  I love this angle.  I’m quite fond of this angle, I use it myself fairly often (I’m sure you’ve noticed, lol).  I’m diggin’ the cleavage, with such pretty lace and then the boots. You MUST click her link to see her boots better.  They are T.D.F.


Miss Sexie Sadie…..  Who’s NOT for Sadie taking off her panties?!  (*wink*) Shoes are pretty killer too.


Diana…..  See?  Again the angle!  Not to mention the fishnet thigh highs.


Amorous Rocker….. The seductiveness of this photo kills me.  ME-OW!

Just bc I told you about them here, doesn’t mean I don’t want you to click on them for yourself.  If you happened to miss any of them GO THERE NOW.  I provided links to give them credit and so you could go visit them too.

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Mick spent the entire day Wednesday at the vet.  Running diagnostics…more blood tests, more xrays…….  Attempting to rule out new ideas of what might be going on.  Everything turned up ‘normal’.  So he’s home on drugs to help him feel better.  And is slowly improving.  Which is great and such a huge relief.  But it still doesn’t answer the big question of *WHY* and *WHAT*.  …:::sigh:::…  At least he’s getting better (again).

Kiddos are still sick but seem to be getting better.  Fucking nasty bug that got them.  In the grand scheme of things, they are usually fairly healthy.  Hopefully this was their bodies way of building it’s immunities back up from the summer break.  Poor muffins.

“I need to know that you’re ok“

“For months that is all anyone has wondered about me, is if I’ll be ok“

“What do you tell them?“

“That I’ll be ok”

“Do you ever mean it?“

“Ask me tomorrow…..“
                          (Vampire Diaries, The Pilot)

I’m ok.

Thanks everyone who dropped by Wednesday to offer their support.  It meant a lot.  I was in a super shitty headspace.  Blech.  I get like that sometimes and it’s so difficult to put the breaks on.  But PC is home again (happy sigh) and despite being sick myself now (figures, no?!), am doing much better *mentally*.  Which is most important for me to function.  It’s amazing what cold medicine, rest and sex do for a girl. ~wink~

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Anyone else besides Roxy and I hooked on the new vampire series?!  The Vampire Diaries.  It’s Dawson Creek meets True Blood.  It’s awesome!  Oh, and they used my word….  Asshat.  Hehe *smirk*

TGIF baby!  Our weekends for the next month and a half consist of 8am soccer games.  Starbucks here I come… Ha!

(Blue-Eyed Vixen)

~ xo

Vixen

I was sitting in the Phoenix airport waiting for my connecting flight home last night, hoping to not run into my ex husband (wouldn’t that be funny….*snort* NOT).  The irony is the airplane I was on, that brought me *there*, was a connecting flight to my airport.  Hey!  How come that wasn’t an option when we were buying tickets?!  Sheesh, seriously.

Anyway.  So I thought a cool way to kill time would be to update everyone with a trip recap.  Where I would insert cool, fun pictures of my fantastic girlie filled weekend.  But in order to do that I would have needed to be able to access my site and apparently it had been flagged as ’sex related’ by the airport people.  Who?!?!  ME?!?!  Sexual!?  Pfffbbbt! ;)

So instead you had to wait until this morning.  We got home around 1:30am.  I was finally able to fall asleep (wired) around 3:30 and then got to get up with puppies at 6am.  Yeah……  *sigh*

If you all remember, one of the reasons for my little vacation was to deliver Little Miss Puppers (still remaining to be named, lol) to her new mommy.  I gave her a wee bit of a tranq to make our 7hour trip (including driving, flights and layovers) less stressful for her.  All 6 lbs of her did awesome.  I was so proud of her!

I seriously could have included about 8 more pictures of her bc that muffin is freaking CUTE. 

But I won’t bore you.  You can see she settled in quite nicely and loves her new home.

Her little dog Cerveza was pissed a bit put out with the new baby.  And decided he would make himself at home in my suitcase.  At least he didn’t pee in it (that I could tell anyways *lol*).

One slight issue with a girls only weekend, with out hubbies, is that you lose a cameraman.  And self timers don’t always work the way you hope they would.  *snort*

But we did finally get it to work alright.  (Sidenote- there was an even better pic of the two of us that I had and just before posting realized you could see both of our panties.  DOH!)

We had planned to hit up a casino/nightclub one of the nights.  They have cool live bands on weekend nights after a certain time.  As we were getting dolled up to go we looked up the live band they had scheduled that night.  A band called Soto.  Um….you really should click this link.  Needless to say, pretty much not at all in a hundred million years ‘our’ kind of music.  We certainly weren’t going to be DANCING to it.  So we bagged that idea and partied in the spa with friends and 3 bottles of Boones. 

We did go out the next night to a super cool brewery/restaurant.  Snagged ourselves a great place at the bar (after much stalking) and enjoyed ourselves.  The place is famous for having over 100 beers on tap.  It was pretty cool!  And would have probably been cooler if I had thought to like take a picture of all the taps before um, now.  Gah.
Girls on the town.

All the important things…..appetizers, yummy meals (we both had these exotic/glorified grilled cheese sandwiches with avocados that were so big you had to eat them with forks), beers and cell phones.  *LOL*

 
Do you like my Vanna White impression?

So.  When asked by two hot chicks “Can you do us a favor”, what is the first response that comes to your mind?  Well.  If you are the dude sitting outside the restaurant you respond with “Depends on what it is”.  Really?  REALLY?!  *shaking head*  THAT my friends, will get you nowhere fast.  Nowhere fun at least!  We were, incidentally, only asking him to take a picture!

But so I’m home. It was a mere 102 degrees with humidity down there.  *pant pant*  We spent daytime hours by the pool.  Got some killer shopping done at the outlets (I *totally* scored! WOOT).  Drank beer.  Didn’t have a hang over once (I used to think the sign of a good time was a good old fashioned hang over and in my old ~snort~ age, have decided against that theory) but drank enough for a good time.  It was an awesome weekend spent hanging with one of my very bestest friends, gossiping, venting and just chillin’.

PC, the kiddos and animals managed to survive with out me (I think the kids only called me 5-8x a day, hehe).  As PC was cleaning the day I came home he mentioned how amazing it was the amount of mess the kiddos and dogs could make in such a short period.  Ha…no kidding, right?!  I came home to a super clean house full of very excited animals.

*happy sigh*

Now off to unpack, catch up on laundry and my full inbox.  Weeeee……

~xo

All my bags are packed
I’m ready to go
I’m standin here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye…..

I am going to California to visit one of my bestest girlie friends for the next four days.  I’m hand delivering her new baby to her (one of Mick and Daisy’s pups, she’s a Mini Texas Heeler).  *GRINS*  Her husband is away so it’s a girls only weekend.  I’m stoked.  But while reading a post of Barefoot Dreamer last week, something occurred to me….  The last time I went away by myself- meaning without kids and/or my spouse was twelve years ago.  That’s craziness!  And incidentally, it was to visit the same girlie friend, lol.  But it has caused all this anxiety! Which is silly, I’m a grown woman in her mid thirties (it’s mid until you hit forty, right?!).  Of course I will be fine traveling alone (ok I’ll have a puppy companion similar to dragging a baby along for the trip there) but it feels so weird to be leaving my family behind.  And *of course* they will be ok.  But I’m the MOM.  My JOB is to take care of them all.  I’ve stocked them up on groceries, written numerous lists (I’m a list maker!), done everything I could to try to ensure things go smoothly while I’m away.  Part of being OCD is that I can be a control freak when it come to my kids, animals and household.  *sigh*

Anyways.  I will do my best to make it around to see everyone.  It’s unlikely I will get a FF post up on Friday.  If I do manage though, I will let everyone know.  See you all on Monday!

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(and excuse the massive bruise on my shin, gah, I *just* noticed it)

HappyHNT!!!

~xo

1. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?
Nope, can’t say that I have.  And actually, the idea doesn’t really appeal much to me either.

2. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?
Depends.  How’s that for an answer, eh? *LOL*  I can just ‘tell’ when I am, whether it’s going to feel better if I stop or continue.

3. Have you ever video’ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now?
Um.  Noo…..  Pictures I have though!  I would video myself for someone else if that is what tickled their fancy.

4. Have you ever looked at porn online?
Not really, no.  I mean.  Do Erotic Photography sites count?  One of my favorite Tumblr sites is called “Art or Porn- You decide”.  So I guess it’s debatable.  Personally, I think no.

Have you ever posted at porn online?
Nope.  (I do NOT consider my HNT’s ‘porn’)

5. Do you send/recieve dirty email jokes and pictures?
No.  It’s not really my thing.  Occasionally Roxy will send me something, but it’s rare so when it does, it’s awesome.  ;)

Bonus: Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren’t?
In my ‘vast’ experience (rolling eyes), no.  I would rather say nothing then flat out lie that they are something I don’t think they were.  But I’m also not out to hurt anyone’s feelings.  I guess let me put it this way- if it’s my husband/partner?  I’m going to tell them.  So that we can try to work on fixing it.  You know?  Bc I don’t want to have continuous bad sex!  If it’s someone random I’ve slept with (which is not only hypothetical but unrealistic) I might lie, tell them they are good and then avoid having sex with them again.   

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~xo