Friday Favorites-

Two this week!!!  Thumbnails are meant to be teasers, click on the links to visit the girls and show them some love!

Northern Lights and Sleepless Nights…..

Elle…..

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Sometimes…we are really…really……I don’t know..sad.  And our head space is just seriously fucked up.

And you hope…and pray…to find a place..a way…to not be so… sigh  fucked up.

And then…the stars align and make people happy.  Make things happen.  Numerous good things.  Happy things.  That make you feel less muddled.

And you can finally…sigh, happily.. with relief. 

My mother’s best friend of thirty plus years, committed suicide Thursday.  It’s…numbing to try to take in.

~ xo

Vixen

My weekend…

~ xo

Vixen

Official members of!

After arriving in Roxyville later than anticipated due to ‘extreme overcast conditions’ that caused the airplane to circle and circle and circle….  Not my favorite anyways but definitely not the news a chick who got up at 4am and slammed a Venti coffee on the way to the airport and then several (free!!!) Bloody Mary’s while in the air wanted to hear.  What this chick wanted was a bathroom.  And badly.  *groan*

Ran some important errands….such as buying PC new sunglasses bc he had forgotten his in the car.  In the parking garage.  At the airport. (doh) And a new point and shoot camera bc somehow this camera whore forgot to throw one of her threefuckingcameras in her purse.  Don’t ask how that happens!  Then home to practice drinking before the festivities get ready!

Several Donnie shots, few beers…taxi arrives and off we go to meet friends at The Tilted Kilt!

Memorable moment #106-

Quicksilver (wearing this ridiculous golf hat) to me: Wanna feel my ball?

Vixen: *looks down at his crotch* Sure!

Quicksilver: Why ya gotta look down?  I was talking about my HAT!  Geez Vixen!  That’s the first place your mind goes?!  Ya perv!

(hello!  DUH! Haha!!!)

Memorable moment #123-
So one of (maaaaaaany) funny things from the evening is that our super cute/hot waitress was a dead ringer for the crazy/stalker chick Amy Adams plays in Wedding Crashers.  So when we tell her that, she quips “I’ll find you!”
Ahahaha…..funniest. thing. ever. She was an awesome sport! We *hearted* her. But damn, no matter how hard Roxy and I flirted with her, she was bound and determined to be straight.straight.straight. *DANG* Oh well…..no hurt in trying!
(the youtube video is embedding disabled…you will have to click *THIS LINK* to go watch it, it’s totally worth it…too freaking funny!)

Let the madness begin!

Oh. And just for the record…I could not tell you the last time I did that many shots, of that many different types….doh.

So so so much fun……

~ xo

Vixen

I don’t pay much attention to my stat counter, but it is funny/entertaining to occasionally browse the searches that bring people here….

*vixen good in bed?
I had no idea people were doing searches on how I was in bed.  Much less that that kind of information could be discovered on the net!

*lake mcconaughy nude beach
Nope. It’s not. I know. I’ve been enough times.  Maybe that was the confusion, they must have been there when my friends and I were.  (haha)

*laying on beach pulls my tit out sucking
*shaking head*  I don’t even know where to begin with this one….

*porn fuck me estes park
It’s actually a quaint little mountain town.  Not sure how much ‘porn’ is going on up there. (interestingly enough this is the *second time* this search has come up  ????)

*hotwife bar
I know of a lot of bars but not sure of this particular one.

*two naughty girls touching
I think the more appropriate search for this would be “VEGAS”…. *snicker*

*What does drunk texting look like
Give me your number, I’ll let you know next Friday night.

*mistress or fwb
Technically isn’t a mistress someone who is dating/fucking a married man???? Which I’m not.   IDK…if this were Facebook I’d say- “it’s complicated”

*hedonism resort dick sucking contest
This must be new.  They didn’t have this contest the several times I’ve been there.

*i’m a marine lets fuck
Well….I don’t fuck just any Marine.  It just happened to be that one.

*circumcised/uncircumcised
um…..very certain this is not something I’ve ever mentioned or debated here.  But man, they scoured my site looking for answers!

*dressed nude
doesn’t this seem a bit like an oxymoron????

*this coupon is good for one free bitch slap
Awesome.  I know several people I could use this on.

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Ms. Emma is doing fabulous.  Probably a bit too fabulous.  Between being hopped up on pain meds and her peppy young age she’s a rearin’ to go.  It’s been a challenge keeping her activity even somewhat reduced.  But it’s so so so good to see her happy suneshiney self back.  She’s a resilient little girl.

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Kiddos have had the last five days off of school due to P/T conferences and the holiday.  They spent a good portion of it with family.  Which they loved and also left me with quite a bit of time to myself and with PC.  Which was…. nice and a bit welcomed.  PC worked from home most of last week, which enabled us to spend some quality time together before he went away on a business trip.  It was good for the mind and soul to have some ‘me’ time to cope with Emma, my emotions, life issues/changes…..  Changes are amidst.  I’ll share as I’m comfortable/able to/come to terms with.

And….Johnny and I were finally able to spend some time together again.  *swoon*  (I say ‘finally’ bc it felt as if it had been forever…even though it probably hadn’t been.  He’s been sneaking into my daily thoughts more and more….hmm) 

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Remember back in July when I finally got The Os Shirt in my possession?!  Oh the debauchery Roxy and I were determined to expose it to!  A better/full recap of its adventures are finally up on The Os Shirt site!  Fully encourage you to check it out.  *wicked grins*

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Ok, well so, enjoy your Monday!!!

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~ xo

Vixen

As usual, I am completely and totally on top of things and posting pics from my trip the moment a week after I got home.  (doh)

Friday-
Headed to the airport that morning, PC detoured to Starbucks for my favorite giant cup of yumminess (Venti nonfat extra hot Caramel Macchiato thankyouverymuch) where we learned they now make VEGGIE breakfast sandwiches.  They’ve offered ones with bacon or whatever for awhile now (puke).  PC has even asked if they made NON-meat ones before and while they have offered to pull the offensive meat off he’s assured them that won’t work (thank you….add to the billion reasons I love him).  While I’m not a huge fan of eggs or even breakfast for that matter, I have a weakness for egg sandwiches with an abundance of cheese.  Mmmm…

Arrived in Roxyville at noon in 60degree sun shiney weather.  Poor Roxy had been having a rather serious ‘issue’ with her eye.  “Eyepes” is what she was calling it- doh.  So while Roxy went to see a specialist Quicksilver fetched me.  I’d decided to use one of the drink coupons I have been sent a plethora of (gotta love Southwest!) and gotten a Bloody Mary on the flight.  With a wink the flight attendant hands over a cup with slightly ‘pink’ colored liquid in it and mentions that- “I make them a bit strong”  Right….and that. he. most. definitely. did.  Fast forward to Vixen hopping off that plane just a teeeensy bit tipsy.  *ahem*

After the airport we scooped up Roxy and headed to their favorite Mexican restaurant for a late lunch.  Where we enjoyed frozen Tequila in a glass, otherwise known as very, very strong margaritas. Haha- but very good.

That night friends came over.  More tequila and of course, beer.

Love this quote.  Too funny!

Silly girls in the bathroom.  Lots and lots of pictures of this….  *shaking head*  See Roxy’s totally rockin goggles so she can go in the spa?!  PINK!

Crackin up while Roxy continues on.

Bite me Quicksilver.  Haha…literally.

They are just too freakin’ cute.  I *heart* them. 
*happy sigh*

Roxy gets this awesome idea to try to light a pretzel.  So the question is, can you smoke a pretzel?  The answer?  Uh, no….while it does light, it then just smells like shit.  Gotta love the girl for her cleverness though! (haha)

I petered out early that night.  I suck.  After an entire week of insomnia, combined with an early morning to make it to the airport….I crashed.  Hard. 

Saturday-
Woke up feeling much more refreshed…but to overcast skies.  *shrug*  No worries.  Hit The Tilted Kilt for lunch.  I have given up my dream of becoming a Hooters girl.  I now have greater aspirations.  Pfffbbbttt…I scoff at the Hooter girls after oogling over seeing the girls here.
(I didn’t take this picture…)

Who doesn’t love an outfit like this?!  Hell, I want to walk around my house in this outfit every day.  HOT HOT HOT!  This could be my dream job! (as long as they don’t require me to remember orders or carry a tray….) The downside (ish) is they have very little choices for me (= vegetarian) in the way of food.  But hell, they still sell beer and as I’ve pointed out (several times) THE GIRLS!!!  Food…huh?  *wink*

Roxy’s “Eyepes” replica.  Roxy is the bestest artist EVER (seriously….she is)

So besides the obvious ‘best parts’ of visiting Roxy (Roxy herself, Quicksilver, good times, tequila, beer….) is having Mexican food for almost every meal. I LOVE Mexican food.  Wait.  Just so you understand.  I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD.  I could live off of it alone.  But for the sake of PC and the kiddos I try to only make them eat it cook it several times a week.  Mmmm……

Me + Tequila= happiness (see that smile?!?!)

*happy sigh*

BFF’s

Shots shots shots!

….lick…..

This picture makes me giggle. (obviously)  The more Quicksilver has to drink, the less able you can see his eyes when he smiles. It’s super funny.  So in all the pics he was trying different expressions to keep his eyes WIDE OPEN.

Yep.  See, Roxy’s gotta be super careful not to get that water in her eye (hence the goggles…)!

Sunday-
Gotta say…I’ve woken up feeling better (blech).  Quicksilver made a Starbucks run and that definitely helped (slightly).

Spent the day chillin…in the house.  Where it was warmer.  Now, I’m not going to complain too much here.  At home it was blizzarding with single digit temps, so 50 degree temps with overcast hardly seems like something to bitch about (doh). Anyway.  After a yummy lunch at Pick Up Stix (seriously, they have GOT to branch out here!!!) the boys watched football and us girls gabbed and drank beer.  At one point Biker Dude is asking if we want another beer and Quicksilver intervenes, telling him if he really wanted to get our attention he needed to email or text us.  *snort* 

At some point in the day we made snacks.  Gotta prep…. 
For the de-veining of jalapenos ya pervs!

Bwahaha…….

So there you go.  Next trip out will hopefully be for Roxy’s birthday.

(gotta add here….PC was an absolute *angel* while I was away.  The things he enables me to do and enjoy, yeah, he’s incredible…..  Heart swelling —->me.)

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This past wkend the family went for our annual trip to the Stockshow and Rodeo.  My parents took me when I was growing up and we have carried on the tradition with our kiddos.  I was giddy when I came across the Coors Light travel RV.  Are you kidding me?!  My dream vacation!!!!  I could go camping in this!

*grins*

Have a fabulous Monday! 

P.S…..you have until 10:00MST to get your pics in for TFT.  The site is always looking for more contributors!  Send ‘em to me!

~ xo

Vixen

Well.

I came (to California, ya pervs!)

We drank (tequila…two bottles to be exact)

We saw….  *grins*

 
I’m traveling Monday….  Full recap to follow.

~ xo

Vixen

Friday Favorites-
You know what to do….click the links if you haven’t already and show them some love!

Cheeky Minx…Love Hate Sex Cake…..

Sexy Sadie…Confessions From My Open Marriage…..

Emmy…Right Turn Without Signaling…..

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Over Christmas break PC turned me onto Buffy the Vampire Slayer (there is a bit of irony in this statement, I know….lol). They were having a marathon and we ended up recording a bunch of them, and well then spent the last few weeks catching up on them all. I remember Roxy watching the show way back when but never got into it myself. Anyway, so who knew over ten years later I would love the show. I mean Eliza Duschku was on it! HELLO, how did I miss that?! (ok she’s awful and evil, but STILL!)

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FYI:
Victoria’s Secret is having their semi-annual sale right now.  Vicky and I have had a fairly long term love affair, pretty huge fan of hers and am a total sale whore, so this is seriously one of the sales that must be taken advantage of!!!

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Alright alright…jetting off to Roxyville tomorrow morning.  She had something nasty accost her eye and has this serious….eye issue.  We were already prepared for heavy gossiping accompanied by drinking, so now I’m also going to help attempt to keep her mind off of that.  Be back Monday or, actually probably Tuesday.

TGIF and enjoy your weekend!

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~ xo

Vixen

Kiss me at midnight
Dance until the morning light
Party into the new year
All of my friends are here
And when the time is right
Kiss me at midnight

*New Years Eve was cold as fuck.  Even more so than anticipated.  Not cool.  Not cool at all.  We still had a super good time and managed to bring in the New Year right (although not in the dress I had hoped to wear…)  *wink*

*One more day left of Christmas break.  It feels as if it’s flown by.  Sometimes, ok, a lot of times, the kids drive us batty over these winter breaks because they are stuck inside due to shitty weather.  Not so much this time.  The kiddos were gone the entire 6 days before Christmas and I missed them terribly.  The week after was action filled and *poof* it was New Years Eve (which they spent with their cousins) and then time to go back to school.

*While the kids were still at my sisters I took the opportunity to de-Christmasize the house.  My living room is back in order, no more Christmas ornaments to save from Emma.  She’s not a huge chewer (I mean besides the hole she put in the side of one of the couches…*grumble grumble*) but she sure did loooooooooooove the tree and it’s accessories!

*The true catching up of household chores that were thrown wayside such as the kabillion loads of laundry and de-cluttering the house from new stuff, as well as a deep thorough cleaning….will begin when they are truly back in school.

*Back in November PC surprised me with an early Christmas present- a trip to see Roxy.  So this Friday morning (all bright eyed and bushy tailed like we all know I am NOT at the butt ass crack of dawn…lol) I’ll be off to hopefully thaw out a bit from our bitter cold temps and if nothing else bask in my beloved Tequila afterglow *grins* and have a good catch up of gossip with Roxy.  Her busy season sucks for me.  I mean, right, it sucks for her too (snort) but I fucking missed her.

So yeah on with the new year!  Back with more exciting stuff come Tuesday…. Over the holiday there was an escapade or two to share.  I also have a 2010 recap in the works.  The internet decided to give me a big F-you over the weekend so I’m still working on that.

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~ xo

Vixen

Spent most of the day Thursday in bed feeling like death smeared on toast.  It kind of snuck up on me as the week progressed then laid me on my ass Wednesday night.  Nooooooooo……  Can I tell you how pissed that makes me?!  When someone (ME!) is sick for the greater part of the fall (two months is a looooooong time! *stomps foot*) you’d think that automatically gives them a ‘free pass’ for the rest of the winter.  *humpf*

It’s interesting the flu-induced dreams you can have though.  They were vivid, fucked up and just strange.  At one point PC, Ashton and I are at Roxy’s house (I told you- STRANGE!).  And everyone was talking like the ‘people’ do in that Sims computer game (know what I mean?? That ridiculous gibberish that no one can understand).  And I kept clearing my throat, to try to get real words to come out but no….only thing that would come out was the insane gibberish.  Later I find Roxy in her kitchen, making Bloody Mary’s. With fresh squashed tomatoes.  Oh yummmm…….NOT.  *puke* (lolol)

Later in the day I had to drag my sorry ass out of bed to hit the post office. I had some items that *had* to go out.  So I throw on the first pair of jeans I can find, paired with the VS sleep tee and Hollister sweatshirt I’d been sporting since the night before, a pair of flip flops (it’s been incredibly mild the last couple days) and finally throw my hair up into a messy bun with my bangs pinned to the side.  Classy. (not really) And hot….. (snort) After hitting the post office, still feeling crappy and cursing my sore throat, I decide to grab a Chai Latte from Starbucks.  While standing in line to order, I notice a man (cute…not my type mainly bc if you noticed- I refer to him as a man…not a boy *snort*, but definitely cute) stealing glances at me.  Here I stand feeling like death smeared on toast….it’s highly likely I look like that too.  Especially considering I never even glanced in a mirror before heading out of the house.

Finally he approaches me-
Him-  *smiles* 
You know it’s winter….  
*looking down at my feet -remember I’m wearing flip flops-* (at least I have well manicured toes year round!)

Me- *looking down too*
Yeah.
*then nodding towards the motorcycle helmet he’s holding*
….says the man riding a motorcycle in December
*smiling at him*

Him- *laughing*
Touche’

My order is called and I lean past him…smiling…  And tell him to have a have a great day.

Makes a sick girl feel good to know even while feeling like death smeared on toast I can get hit on.  Haha…..

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Anywho.  We have big, fancy plans this weekend that involve getting dolled up (I might let PC play along too *smirk*), adults and free liquor…YES, so you can imagine how this is something I do not want to miss out on!

~ xo

Vixen

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HappyHNT!!!

~ xo

Vixen