~Vanessa Amorosi
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HappyHNT!!!
~ xo
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As I mentioned last week, this is one of those series where there are so many, more will end up on Flickr then what is published here. Just sayin… *wink*
HappyHNT!!!
~ xo
Roxy and Quicksilver got in Friday evening. We took them to our favorite sushi restaurant then headed home to hop in the hot tub with beer and Donnie (Don Ramon Tequila for newbies or those who don’t pay attention). Mmmmm…… Everyone passed out cold, exhausted not long after midnight.
Saturday…
After dropping the kiddos off with their cousins, we headed downtown to check into our hotel and begin the ‘gussying up’. For the girls anyway…the guys planned on catching a nap and watching some sports TV.
A properly stocked hotel fridge… Duh (us= lushes)
Show time! We had 7:00 reservations at our favorite Mexican/Margarita place. Our hotel was only a couple blocks off the main drag, very near the Coyote Ugly we planned on ending up at after dinner. Perfect, inadvertent planning on our part. No problem! -(normally) because there is a free shuttle/bus system that will haul you anywhere you like along the main street in the Downtown area. Except for this one night everything was shut down to due road work. Hmm. Really?!?!?! On a SATURDAY night?!?!? After walking 800 blocks (ok, I might be exaggerating a tiiiiny bit) and Roxy and I already had blisters forming on our feet from our heels (which are NOT made for hiking!) we tell our guys that this shit isn’t gonna fly. They save the day, like the true Prince Charmings that they are, and hire a Rickshaw to take us the other 50 (only slightly exaggerating) blocks. (((our feet)))
So. Later (finally) at the restaurant. MARGARITAS!!!
Roxy and Quicksilver
Hmm…what shall we call my friend….Sexy Friend? Yes….SF. *grins*
And the creativity flows after the 2nd of the super strong margaritas.
It’s time for shots. Because I was the birthday girl, I was offered a free sopapilla (snort….she clearly did not know me very well) or a shot (NOW we’re talking!) of Jose Cuervo (oooooooooooooooh HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)… I believe PC took that shot for me. The shot we DID all do was from a bottle of blah-blah-blah 1960something tequila. I really should remember this shit. Mainly bc…it was seriously THE. BEST. SHOT I’ve ever had in my life. Which for the price…good thing *wink* Quicksilver said next time he was going to buy an entire bottle. YUM-MMMMY. (seriously!!!)
Lime baby…..
Girls next
Alright. We sucked up enough of our fabulous waitress time. Time to head out. Well….so much for hoping the bus system would be back up and running again. 500 blocks later (OuCh….) we’re at Coyote Ugly. Roxy has to ditch her heels. Her feet are done. I’ve luckily drank enough that while my Cole Haans that I *adore* are super comfy and my *favorite perfect black heels*….they have tore my feet up as well. No matter how well made and comfortable heels are, they were never intended to walk hike hundreds of miles. Seriously NOT a happy camper with the people responsible for this inconvenience of NOT running the bus system that night. *grumble grumble*
Yeah um….those silly boys. Not that we didn’t all know PC loves it up the ass. *giggle grins*
Ok. So PC is wearing this shirt that snaps. My sis couldn’t resist. As fast as he snapped it, she ripped it back open. Bwahaha…
Go sis, go sis…..
I don’t even remember this picture being taken. Or what we were doing…doh.
Coyotes
BODY SHOTS!!!
He’s such a slut *wink*
Ok, ok…I am too. Ha!
SF, Roxy and I
What…he’s sexy! I said! (you can totally see him blushing, huh?)
Do a little dance, do a little whatever….get down tonight.
Ok. So everyone keeps asking- “Who’s the girl?!?!” Well. Um. I have no clue. *LOL* She worked in the CU gift store. She was really loving the music. Our table we had snagged was near her. Hell. Lets party with her. Right!?
Ok yes. And then there was some of that.
And some of this….when Danielle joined us. (the girl is HOT….can’t blame Roxy AT. ALL!)
Oh you know…what’s a night when you don’t get totally inappropriate with the weird/creepy statue in the corner of the room. Pffbtt….
Our waitress. One word. Boobs. Girl had it it going-ON.
Aww…PC and late nights aren’t really on the same page. He needed to catch his second wind. And sis was sure maybe a tongue in his ear would help!
SF…and he said he wouldn’t dance!
Woooohoooo
Roxy gives my sister a lap dance
SF… (psst lap dance)
So. At some point in the night, I ran into the edge of the table. Not just ‘ran’ into the edge of the table, but like rammed my pelvic bone into it. It hurt like a fucking son of a bitch at the time but I blew it off. Until the next morning when I was insanely sore. And then that evening when I could tell- damn something was up. Um. Yeah…I’ve never hurt my pelvic bone like this before. When something bleeds and becomes black and blue… Well. It’s a good sign you’ve done something beyond traumatic to your va-jay-jay
*cringe- ouch*
I mean don’t act too horrible surprised. This is the same person who has cut themselves on a butter knife and burnt their stomach while cooking cupcakes. Lord…… (and no, don’t be expecting pics of *that*)
Ta-da!
THE END!
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I was too beat last night to let everyone know TFT is up! Don’t forget to check it out! Many of your favorite bloggers are over there….just sayin. *THANK YOU* everyone!
Would love to have you contribute ANYONE can…just snap and send. Send.
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Have a fabulous Tuesday!
~ xo
Well. We partied like Rockstars.
And we all had hang overs the next day that would rival a Rockstars as well… *groan*
(I’m sure not making it to bed until after 5:30 a.m. and only able to catch 3 hours sleep didn’t help much)
Full picture recap to come later Monday. Hope everyone had a perfectly fabulous weekend!
~ xo
~Grey’s Anatomy
Friday Favorites-
If you haven’t done so already, hit the ladies up, show them some love!
The Black Matrixx.….
Emmy…Right Turn Without Signaling….
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After using Bloglines for over five years, to follow all my favorite feeds…it’s closing down as of Oct 1. To say I am bummed would be a serious understatement. I been a loyal user to say the least. It’s easy to use. Easy to follow. Etc. I have begun looking into other means, other RSS feeders. As I’ve mentioned, I don’t do well with change. I hate change. If I like something, most especially have loved it enough to continue to use for the past five years, I want it to stay the same. All the other RSS feeds out there have this drawback or that…it’s not the same. And therefore I’m feeling bitchy about it. *humpf*
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I’ve had a tough week. Stuff I’m not really wanting to get into at the moment, in this post. Roxy and Quicksilver arrive Friday evening. PC’s birthday was Monday, mine will be Sunday. We always get together with Roxy for a big ole birthday bash of sorts. Very much looking forward to going out with a bunch of friends and letting loose. I need to forget for a bit…. Let the good times roll.
~ xo
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.
~Pablo Neruda
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HappyHNT!!!
~ xo
Whirlwind of a weekend. Some plans fell through. Others popped up. My sleeping habits are all mucked up (ie…. asleep at 9, up from midnight-4am, asleep 4ish-9am…hey I guess if you add it up, that’s 9 hours of sleep- impressive for me! Haha…). I thank my allergies. But overall a fabulous one.
Some random notes-
*** The other morning, in the midst of LP having yet another melt down (the 5th? 10? ….idk I lost count) it struck me how fucking high strung she is. She gets/feels stressed and her anxiety goes up and next thing you know she’s flustered and short and her voice goes up….. Good lord girl, take a chill pill already! And it hit me. HARD.
OMG….she’s totally me. PC refers to it as me being in “Daisy Mode”. We have a very neurotic Mini Australian Shepherd, Daisy. The poor thing HATES to get in trouble, HATES for voices to be raised, gets stressed out VERY easily- if everything is not feeling completely fabulous and peachy to her she becomes a mess. I’ve referred to it before, but if you ever saw the movie The Golden Compass, they focus on everyone having a ‘daemon‘. PC says Daisy is my daemon. When I mentioned to PC how high strung LP is and that I thought she might have gotten it from me. He stares at me incredulously and says…. “might?!”.
Oh. Right. Man….
*** We were out Friday night at our favorite brewery (good beer and endless vegetarian options= *SWOON*). Sitting on a very crowded patio. And I receive a text from Roxy. A very um, NSFP (Not Safe For Public) picture. Which…totally not shocking. *snort* I didn’t open it with the most ‘care’ (I know, I know…my bad). Doh. I receive several more (Roxy! LOLOLOL) and realize the five-top behind us has become increasingly more ‘interested’ in PC and mine conversation. And the way in which I am sitting, anything I view on my BB is also viewable to some of them. It’s a moment where you wonder if you should just invite them to sit with you because clearly they are more interested in what you have going on. *shaking head*
I bring this up bc this is the third time in the last couple weeks I’ve been out and had the occupants of a table nearby so blatantly be eavesdropping. I love to people watch as much as the next person but fucking A, at least I’m stealth (ok…’ish’…) about it. Ashton (aka Yummy) and I were out last week and I admit, carrying on an increasingly more risque conversation. I swear the woman at the table next to us was about to fall out of her chair she was so intrigued/interested in what we were talking about. I felt like pulling a chair up and inviting her in. I mean, seriously… Apparently conversation of raves, threesomes, and lesbians were far more interesting than whatever the three men she was with were talking about. *snort*
*** Back to my Friday night. We had a fabulous time. Intermixed with boob and penis shots. Never a dull moment in Vixen-land! Did ponder something else while we were out this weekend…. What makes someone who is very clearly NOT a people person, take a job in a position that clearly requires you to BE a people person. Such as waiting tables. Things that make you go, hmm….
*** It was 94 Saturday. And 99 degrees on Sunday. Scorching hot. Luckily I was able to get the kiddos to the pool one of those days. I hear there is a huge change in weather coming soon. Noooo……
*** I have an insane crush on Hit Girl. Yes. It’s wrong. Very wrong. She’s um….ok. I’m not even going to tell you her age. But damn…. *fans self* Let’s just pretend she’s like, um, twenty-one! Yes, yes, that’s a fine and legal age. Mmmhmm. (um yeah….)
*** Jennifer Anniston and Justin Bateman had mad chemistry in The Switch. Sweet, funny, heart wrenching…..very good movie. AND there are a ton of awesome chick flicks movies coming out in the next few months! Yay for PC… *snort* (I’ve seen enough action/shot them up/alien/macho movies that panty boy of mine can suck up five a chick flick every so often ~wink~)
So there you go. It’s Monday. Enjoy it. I hear that with enough coffee I could rule the world. I will be testing this theory….
~ xo
Vixen
So….here is where I try not to put you to sleep with boring vacation pictures. I try to make them a bit more exciting than being invited to your neighbors house to see their vacation pics.
Friday-
Quicksilver picked me up from the airport and we headed to meet Roxy and BABD (big ass biker dude) for ‘lunch’ (it was like 3:00 lol) at their favorite Mexican restaurant. *YUM* After wards we sent the boys to do some food/liquor shopping (bc you can do that in Ca in the same store! *jealous*) and us girls headed to get our toes done. Roxy has the best place EVER, I tell her I go out there to visit her, but really it’s her nail place (shhh…. ~wink~, I’m kidding of course. Kind of).
Got back to the house to find the boys had decided to take an afternoon siesta. Wakey wakey eggs and bacey, time to get your drink on!
(oh but notice not Sadie….from sun up to sun down she chases flies like it’s her job. Silly girl)
Roxy double fisting it.
Boys.
The yummy couple. Adorable, no?!
Let’s play girl toss!
Roxy and I
Molesting Roxy….wha?! She had her boobs in my face, what’s a girl to do?! ~giggle~
Nice Quicksilver, flipping the bird
Their hot next door neighbor arrives and BABD can hardly contain himself with all those boobs in one place! (Umm…apparently me neither. Doh!)
Oh look! BOOBS! *LICK*
Roxy is like- “Dude, get your tongue off my boobs already!” *snort*
Yes. If nothing else we are goofy. We have picture upon picture of Hot Neighbor Girl with this ‘grin’ that screams ‘Okay then….’. Haha!
Mmmm….Cranberry/Vodka with two olives. It’s quite possible Roxy only remembers from here on out bc pictures were taken. (Notice how much she seems to be enjoying her olive?! hehe…)
Apparently I was quite the flasher that night (right, what else is new…). I’m going to save you the 20 5 other pictures where I can’t seem to keep my pants on. Or shirt. *ahem* Gotta love Quicksilver though.
Bubbles. Lots. And lots. Of bubbles. What isn’t exactly easy to see here is that Sadie (my German furry girlfriend, remember her? The fly chaser?) was trying to drink out of our cups. No no Sadie…no Vodka for you!
We realized at some point that we never ate dinner. Doh. Roxy was feeling less than stellar (huge understatement) and after tucking her into bed Quicksilver and I stuffed our faces ate. I am positive that was my saving grace the next morning. Oh. And the bottle of water Quicksilver put me to bed with….after I passed out on the couch. (doh)
Saturday-
Poor poor Roxy….. Vodka is her nemesis. They have such a love/hate relationship. Besides not being able to remember the entire night- what? you don’t remember when Quicksilver and I did that one thing to you!? Or when you did that other thing I love so much?! *wicked grins* I guess you know it’s bad when even after viewing pictures from the night before your memory isn’t jogged even a tad *snort* She felt like CRAP the next morning, er um day.
Pretty girl Caedyn. Kiya’s twin sister. It was this time last year that I brought teeny tiny baby girl Caedyn out to Roxy. Ah…memories.
Convinced Roxy some sun and Strawberry margaritas might be just the ticket to ease her hang over. Ok. No Margs for her, but the rest of us indulged. Mmm….
Boys with toys…Peterbilt maragarita maker! I’d expect nothing nothing less from Quicksilver and BABD.
Ice…
Tequila and fresh strawberries!
Um. Right. Hi.
Roxy’s Dispicable Me shadow. Bwahaha…. 
Girlies in bubbles
Don’t act surprised I’m molesting her again. She’s like “STOOOOOOP already”
I like your beard. (stealing lyrics from Kesha)
I like your bubbles (coin phrased by Roxy and I *giggle*)
Ooops. We forgot to eat dinner again. Strawberries and cream will have to do!
*poof*
Sunday-
*groan*
I have blood sugar issues that I struggle with regularly and Vixen not eating= no bueno. Drinking all weekend and also NOT eating= muy no bueno. Yummy breakfast place helped slightly (as well as coooffffeeeee). They even saved me from having to wear the completely embarassing “Its your first time here” hat. *snort* (thanks, love you guys)
Sad goodbyes at the airport. (sigh)
Very turbulent flight home (as in the plane kept suddenly *dropping* giving the sensation it was falling from the fucking sky and I had forced visions of being cast involuntarily for Lost part 2) .
Met by happy (albeit sick- LP STILL has the flu! Blech) children and very horny husband. Ha!
Home sweet home. (happy sigh)
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TFT is up!
ANYONE can contribute. Girl, guy, couple, hell, your entire fraternity/bachelorette party… Snap. Send. It’s all cool. Be as simple, artsy, or whatever…as you’d like. It doesn’t have to be anything special! Or make it be. Hey, my point is, whatever you feel comfortable doing- I’ll take it and put up. ALSO, you can contribute anonymously if your little heart so desires. OR let me know how you would like to be linked/titled.
I’ll make it even easier. You want to become a regular contributor? You can send me one picture at a time. Or bunches. I’ll start a file and pull a picture from it each week. I’m easy people (I keep telling you all that! *grins*)!
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~ xo
Friday Favorites-
Check out the girls below. HOT HOT HOT!!!
Emmy…Right Turn With Out Signaling…..my two favorite things. I mean seriously!
Barefoot Dreamer…..you’d all be jealous if I told you that I had a preview to this shot. Huh? So um, you wouldn’t be too surprised if I told you all that I immediately made it the wallpaper on my BB. Right? Wha??? *wink*
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The stars have all aligned for me recently. Things are so perfectly perfect feeling.
Friday morning I am leaving for a short weekend to Roxy-ville. It will most likely be my last visit out there for awhile. This is the time of year she becomes a slave to her job and will be busy, busy, busy. As if it won’t be bad enough I can’t see her, she’ll be so busy days will go by that I probably won’t even be able to talk to her. *humpf* But wait, back to the happy part *giggle*. And hey, her and Quicksilver are, after all, coming out for my birthday next month to see if we can top last years crazy fun. Coyote Ugly has possibly recovered from the five us by now. *wink*
All the necessary arrangements have been finalized for my girls trip this fall to the city that never sleeps (hint, hint). I’m completely GIDDY with excitement. And having everything set in stone makes it feel….real!
And. AND… I had a sleep over date with Ashton (aka Tall Glass of Yummy). We haven’t seen each other since the middle of June. Life gets in the way of fun sometimes (pout). What can you do, ya know? It was um, nice (*huge grins*) to spend some time together again. (and don’t think that PC didn’t reap some benefits from it either….*wink*)
Speaking of… PC and I are doing amazing. We hit a bit of a rough patch of sorts a bit ago, did some stumbling but are back on track. Actually better than back on track, we might be doing the best we have been. We’ve discovered our nitch- which makes us both super happy and we’re having some fabulous fun.
I’m just in a very good place and it all makes me sigh happily. Love. that!
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Anywho. Have a fantabulous weekend!
I leave you with two ‘not so great-but oh so funny’ pics from my last trip to see Roxy over the 4th of July, debaucherizing the Os Shirt. Which, um, I think I saw being packed somewhere. Hmmm….. *wink*
(Yes that is my bikini top AND hat on Quicksilver, yes that means I’m not wearing anything under the Os shirt and yes….Roxy’s got her hands full with that hubby of hers *snort*)
~ xo
