Situations.  Some people.  Things.

Used and abused.  Taken advantage of and for granted.

I hate, hate, hate drama.

But.  Whatever.  Live and learn.

Just sayin’…..

Have a wicked ass Sunday.  ~wink~

The Mission- Eight days at Disney World, three kiddos, one teenager and 2 adults.  Two suites.  Two hour time difference.  And heat.  Lots and lots of heat combined with humidity…..  The recap:

• Two days at Disney World





• LM is tall enough to ride ALL the rides.  WOOT!




• Hooters (yum!)
• Space Mountain is by FAR everyone’s favorite. 
• LM has *no* fear and will attempt anything.  *shaking head*  (I see good…and bad in this, lol)
  

• Shuttle rides are long.  Hot.  Humid. And when it rains (which was every afternoon/evening), lack air conditioning.  (gah!)

• It’s HOT.  And HUMID.
  

• It rains.  A LOT.  (every afternoon) And HARD.  It’s insane.  I’ve never experienced that much rain in that short of time.  It would start and with in a minute you would be *soaked*.
  

• Chevy’s (yum! We don’t have those)

• Sea World (woot!) By far the most hot, humid, miserable day.  Rained several times. 
  
  

• Shamu Rocks! (the show) was AWESOME.




• Children regretted decision to sit in “SPLASH ZONE” after already being drenched in rain storm AND it becoming dark (doh!)
  
• Tony Roma’s has THE. BEST. mango-strawberry margaritas E.V.E.R!  Salmon wasn’t bad either ~wink~

• Epcot was….Epcot.  As PC pointed out, it was worth visiting once.  THIS RIDE kicked *ass*.  (Poor PC missed it after waiting in a 70plus minute line, one of the kiddos wasn’t as excited as we were to ride it). 



(yes, proof my children don’t always get along…)

• THIS RIDE sucked ass. (…menolikey….I am extremely claustrophobic combined with the ’simulation’ part….:::puke:::…)

• Coco beach is very cool.
• Ron Jon is VERY VERY VERY cool. We (meaning PC’s niece and I) could have spent an entire day in there.  Bummer it was an hour away from the hotel (damnit).

• Shopping at Downtown Disney was….chaotic.  And crowded.  But
  worth doing, definitely.  Each of the 3 kids managed to find what their
  heart desired (and ironically enough we could have guessed what
  each would pick, lol…I was able to focus LM’s attention on
  something other than the $65 pirate costume he wanted *cough* …storm trooper guns are SO much less expensive cooler *wink*)

• Daytona Beach was sunny and kept us out of the rain for the first day since we arrived (I mean it rained at the hotel/parks the entire day….but never at Daytona, SAH-WEET!)



• Time difference totally screwed with us.  ie- woke up at funky
  times, ate at weird ass times, went to bed at even weirder times.  *shrug*
• Only sucky things to speak of besides the daily rain showers (and insane, icky heat Wednesday) was the intermittent internet (annoying) and nasty coffee (barf…and hey.  That is A LOT coming from me, lol!).
• Oh.  A coffee chain should so totally hit Downtown Disney.  It’s a sad thing when the only place you can get specialty coffee is from the ONE Dunkin Donuts.  I think that should be my next business adventure. ~grins~

Frog hunting….

Even ducks go on vacation!  Mr and Mrs Duck taking a dip. 

We took over two hundred pictures over the eight days.  LM was almost always at my side and rode all the rides with me.  LP and PC’s son were fairly inseparable.  When they weren’t he was spending time with his daddy.  PC’s ex was promised I wouldn’t ever post pictures of their son here.  So, all of those things combined caused me to be able to a) post very few pictures of LP, b) post very few pictures of PC, c) post very pictures of the kids or all of us.  I also decided that I had so many great beach shots, that I will hold off and post those next wk.

This is naughty and I so totally love it.  ;)

Lick It~
(God-des and She)

Good Evening, Class
I would like to welcome you
To Pussy Eating 101
Pay close attention now

Enjoy your Saturday
~xo

So.  I watched this stupid ass movie with Heather Graham that was well, stupid.  And weird, and pretty fucked up.  And if I hadn’t been drinking beer and flirting with the ‘net, would have been pretty painful to watch. But whatever.

The point is.  The best thing about this movie was this kissing scene bwtn Heather Graham (who looks like shit in this movie, btw) and Jessica Stroup. Which was *OMFG hothothotHOT*.

I didn’t ever remember seeing her before.  But when I googled her (haha, that always sounds so naughty…), she has been in tons of things I have seen, her main claim to fame is horror flicks.  Like “The Hills Have Eyes”, “Prom Night”…but also made a guest appearance in Gray’s, 90210 (seriously…did you know they are making a ‘modern day’ version…which as much as I loved that show, really seems like something that should have been left alone, gah).

But so yeah.  She’s hot.  Just sayin’…..

Anyways.  Again, proof that real life is not like “The L Word” or movies. 
Stupid real life. 
*Pffbbtt*

Introducing The New Styles Of Spring

Now.  I am a fan of Abercrombie.  But, for some reason I thought they sold like, clothes.  And this boy, as cute as he may be, is missing his (clothes).  A clothing ad minus the clothes.  Huh.  Weird.

Just sayin’.  ;)

 ~Arnold Haultain

WORDS WOMEN USE:

1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever:
Is a women’s way of saying FUCK YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that she has asked you to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in you asking “What’s wrong?”
For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Just sayin….   ~wink~

Enjoy your Saturday Hookers.

~xo

Take this quiz

Answer the questions below by taking each answer and typing it into Photobucket. Take any picture from the first page of results and post. Don’t explain, it’s funnier that way.

1. The age you will be on your next birthday:

3. Your favorite place:

4. Your favorite object:

5. Your favorite food:

6. Your favorite animal:

7. Favorite Color:

8.Town in which you were born:

9.Town in which you live:

10. Name of a pet:

11.Your zodiac sign:

12. Your nickname/Screen name:

13. The person you miss right now:

14. Your last name:

15. A bad habit of yours:

16. Your first job:

17. Your Grandmothers name:

18. Your current job:

19. Your favorite drink:

20. What you look forward to:

*

Happy Sunday Hookers  ~wink~

~xo

Katherine Moennig.

This chick is HOT.

As in….
Smoking.
Fucking.
Hot. 

Stealth and I have  decided we have a crush on her.  You can check her out on “The L Word”.  She is the lesbian that has girls falling over themselves to be with her.  Mothers of brides, BRIDES, every lesbian on the show, straight girls….  And um, besides the fact that she IS fucking hot.  She has this *thing* about her (IRL and on the show)…..  I can’t even describe it.  But it’s like crack.  You have to have it, er, um her.  Seriously.

*fans self*

Hope everyone is having a killer weekend. ~xo

(happy Sunday btw)

~xo