Secrets of a Blue-Eyed Vixen

1. What is the strangest thing you have ever inserted or seen inserted (in a sexual manner) in person?
Um…yeah….  Pass. 
I suppose I could answer this honestly and really portray my ‘kink’ side.  But, I’m not really in the mood.  Sorry.

2. Have you ever had sex anyone whose name started with a J?
Doh. My high school, long term boyfriend (bwtn my ex in Jr high and senior year of HS- AH) was named James.  And yes, we had lots (ahem) of sex.

3. Have you ever been outside completely naked?
Hahahahaha…..  Oh.  *snort*  Yes.  Yes I have.  Which time are we talking about?  ;)

4. Do you prefer music, tv, or other noise in the background when you have sex?
Eh.  It really doesn’t matter to me.  I think during the night time PC and I tend to have some kind of TV background noise on.  I’m not sure for any reason really….I’m sure it helps ‘disguise’ some ‘noise’ that emits from our room though, if nothing else. 

5. Have you ever used ice for sexual purposes?
Yes.  OH yes.  Numerous ways… *GRINS* It can be highly erotic.  Although, still have to say I prefer popsicles.  [wink]

Bonus: Have you ever been propositioned for group sex?
Yes.  And yes. I have agreed.  Only once with a group of members from the opposite sex that I agreed (long story, for another time).  Numerous times with the same sex.  Fun, fun times!

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1. Ever been stalked an ex? Stalked an ex? Or stalked ‘a you’d like to be’?
Not an ex .  My ex did a pretty good job stalking me while we were still together though.  But that’s a different thing, lol.

2. How often do you reach orgasm during sex?
OMG….numerous times.  I am a multiple O girly.  I can’t even keep track.  Usually there is at least one really, really, really big blow my mind one and then the back to back leave me weak in the knees, legs shaking type of ones thrown through out.  I seriously.  SERIOUSLY.  Love sex.

Has then historically been true?
Nope.  It’s PC.  He is the answer to my super happy, stimulating multi-O sex life.  ~grins~

3. Teeth when used during oral stimulation, good or bad?
Well……NO.  NO NO NO NOoooooooooo  DO not put your teeth anywhere near my vajayjay!  Although…..I know PC will answer quite differently when it comes to me doing it to him.  *ahem*
~wink~

4. How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
Um….  *thinking*…..
Back in ‘the day’ I’d say probably….8?  More recently, I think the most PC and I have is 5 (or is it 4???).  Our honeymoon in Jamaica gave us ample opportunity to take advantage of ‘no kids, do what we want/when we want’ time.  *giggle*

How many different sexual partners have you had in a 24 hour period?
Two.  Not counting ones at the same time.  Doh.

5) Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone email your deepest secret too all your friends?
Oh good lord, I would rather run naked than have my deepest secrest emailed out (not that I even have secrets that are that deep or dark)!  Bc….like, ‘friends’ is relative.  My true, BEST friends, already know my deepest darkest secrets.  So that wouldn’t matter.  But if you loosely say ‘friends’….that could include a random group.  So uh, yeah.

Bonus: Have you ever kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? Turn on or off?
Pffbbttt…YES.  HUGE. ASS. turn on.  I don’t get…otherwise.  If his/her mouth is on me or mine on him/her and they need to go gargle or brush their teeth (rolling eyes) before kissing me we have issues.  I love that taste/concept!

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1. Describe the perfect date for YOURSELF… what you would enjoy most.
Being able to dress up…to the fucking NINES- heels, little black dress (that sort of outfit). Dinner at a super nice (BUT yummy restaurant)…lets say The Melting Pot. Sharing a bottle of good Champagne. Hot, heavy make out session in the car. Going out dancing afterwards. Possibly having sex, or at least super hot foreplay in the car after that. Finished with hot.HOT.hot sex upon getting home.

We’ve had that date. Several times over. And it *still* is my perfect date…..

2. Do you lean more toward being submissive or dominant?
Dominate. There is a time and place to be submissive, and when I want to be in that role, I love it. But it’s bc it was the right time for me. I love telling him what to do. ~wink~

That said though….I think in regards to another female, I tend to be more submissive.

3. What do you usually wear to bed?
Starts usually with a sexy/hot/nightie or PJ set from VS or Forever 21. Easy access… ;) But usually ends in nothing (being worn).

4. Have you ever seen a counselor?
Yes. Several times in my life I have. Most recently, I went through a period after my separation from my ex….where I was fucked. up. I couldn’t make a good decision to save my life and was on the road to fuckeupville *very* fast. Although I would never have chosen to go to the counselor…btwn her and PC, I got my life back on track.
*whew*

5. Lights on or off?
Off. That is when all the naughtiness can really be unleashed….hehe………

Bonus (as in optional): Bonus: Have you or a partner ever faked an orgasm?
I possibly did early on (in my life, not my relationship). But at this stage in my life, WHY!? Why would I pretend I ‘loved’ something I SO totally didn’t!?!?

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(reason #800 why I possibly should not post late at night after like…oh, 4 beers…. I just noticed the most stooooopidest spelling error. DOH!)

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down?
I meet some interesting people on Flickr, lol….. Um, yeah. In person…*thinking*…probably the last time was in Jamaica. ~grins~

2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be (thinking singer/actor or someone famous here, but whatever)?
“Be” with….as in have sex with or BE with them? Hmm. I don’t want to BE with anyone permanently other than PC. BUT if we are talking sex, then give me Megan Fox!

3. Have you ever had done anything sexual in your office or your place of employment?
All. the. fucking. time. (I’m a domestic goddess….remember? And my husband works out of our house. So…the bed. The couch. The bathroom. The kitchen. hehe….)
For serious though. I have when I worked outside the home.

4. Do you apologize when you make a mistake? How do you react when someone calls you out?
Oh yes. No one could ever accuse me of not apologizing pretty quickly and easily. I realize (I think for the most part) when I am wrong or have hurt or upset another person. An apology goes *A LONG WAYS* in my opinion.

5. Top or bottom?
How to choose?! On top I can have some fanfuckintabulous O’s. But I seriously think I have to go with bottom. He has the best depth and while the BIG O’s are while I’m on top usually, the back to back blow my mind ones are while he’s on top.

Bonus (as in optional): Bonus: How old were you when you first had a willing sexual experience?
With a guy. 15. It was the summer before I went into my sophomore year of high school.

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1. Are you truly politically correct? Be honest.
No. I am when I’m around people who don’t know me or my sense of humor. But I’m probably the worst at saying something is ‘gay’ or some notsopoliticallycorrect along those lines.

2. Will you ever streak in public during rush hour?
Will I or WOULD I?! I would. Will I ever? I have no idea that I would go out of my way to make that like happen. But if I were dared or the opportunity presented itself and I thought it would be fun. Then well….. LOL

3. Would you ever do something sexual in public (more than 20 people around)?
Uh. Yeah… BTDT. *ahem*

4. Do you ever not have good table manners?
NO. Table manners are very important to me. I am highly conscious about them. And a major thing my kids are taught. If nothing else, they have *REALLY* good table manners.

5. Do you ever fantasize about a public sexual act? Describe.
Definitely. I’m a voyeur and total exhibitionist. Public sexual acts are highly arousing to me. I’ve done them and I am always thinking about opportunities to take advantage of it.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever gone through a true sexual fantasy? Describe.
God…. I feel like part of PC’s and mine sexual relationship is fulfilling each others sexual fantasies. I think going to Hedonism III and having sex in public is a good example. Although there are many more…. So far so good. ~wink~

HappyTMI!!!
I’m getting back into the swing of things. Slowly but surely….getting there. Honeymoon recap, with the pictures promised, will post tomorrow. I didn’t forget!

I was turned on to a new photography site….Fluffytek. Photo is credited to them.

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1. What is your definition of romantic?
Basically me not having to tell him what I want him to do for me on special days like my birthday or Valentines Day….or Christmas. Wine me, dine me, surprise me. I adore flowers. I adore feeling ADORED.

2. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
I think I am. And good lord, I definitely am at heart!

3. Is your significant other romantic?
Yes. ...:::happy sigh:::… He is!!!

4. Have you ever chastised a SO for not being romantic enough or too romantic?
Too romantic?!?!?! Um….noooooooooo. My ex was not at all. And it always kind of bugged me. But I never ‘chastised’ him for it. Just wished I didn’t have to plan everything and tell him what to do and get me all the time. I mean here is a classic example, from when we got engaged. He asked what I wanted for Christmas one year and I pointed, teasingly (but seriously!) to my ring finger. That Christmas I opened up a box with an engagement ring and we all from then on ‘assumed’ we were engaged. *rolling eyes*

PC absolutely is. He does the best job. ~goofy grin~

5. What do you consider a grand romantic gesture? Have you ever been the recipient or giver of one?
Grand or small they all put a silly smile on my face and make my heart go pitter patter. Having not had anyone do anything for me for so many years, even the tiniest things I notice and love. Probably the ‘grandest’ was when PC asked me to marry him. It was totally unexpected.

6. If you have done something romantic to get laid, did it work? If not, why and how did that affect your romantic tendencies in the past.
No. I’ve never done anything in anticipation that I would get laid. I guess unless you are talking buying special lingerie for special occasions…. Pretty much if I want it, I get it. LOL I suppose if I *did* buy special lingerie or planned a ’special’ get away and then nothing came of it, it might be disappointing. But I don’t think it would change whether I did it again in the future or not.

7. What is the most romantic thing you have ever done?
Sheesh….these are getting hard. Doh. I have no idea. I wish I could think of something really smart and heart melting. I’m sure there is *something* but uh….brain dead with only half a cup of coffee at 8 in the morning.
Had done for you?
I can’t pick one specifically. PC has done so many. From surprising me with flowers when totally unexpected. The proposal. As I said. He is very romantic.

HappyTMI!!! I finally got it up (snort, no pun intended). I’m still playing catch up from last week and the weekend. I anticipate I will be entirely caught up just in time for us to leave for a week on our honeymoon. DOH.

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This is a tribute to the late great George Carlin.

1. What is your language pet peeve. (example ‘hot water heater’, why would you heat hot water)
Umm…I’m not sure I have one.  That I can think of at 1 in the morning.  Hmm…

2. What is your favorite word? Both dirty and clean?
Fuck and Insane.  I use both way (waaaaaaaaay) too often.

3. What is the one word you cannot spell?
Vacuum.  I can NEVER spell that word with out using spellcheck.  DOH!

4. What is the one word you always pronounce wrong?
Oh I don’t pronounce it wrong, I SAY it wrong.  Blow Joe.  You know the phrase/saying when you are referring to like the general public, an ‘anyone’ and you say “Joe Blow”.  I always say it the wrong way.  And never even realize it’s come out of my mouth until PC is teasing me about it.  Possibly I just have a really dirty mind?  LOL  ;)

5. If you could erase one popular catchphrase from the english language, what would it be?
Mmm….  Verizon’s “Can you hear me now?”  We have such shitty coverage in our area (and yes, we have Verizon) it’s more like “Can you hear me YET?!”.  …..grumble..grumble…..

Or really any fast food chain with all their “look more BEEF”….*barf*

Bonus (as in optional): The late, and very hot Michael Hutchence (INXS) once sang, “Words are weapons, sharper than knives” . What is the most hurtful thing you have ever said to anyone? Was it deliberate or accidental?  What was the most hurtful thing ever said to you? Do you think it was deliberate or accidental?